Why can't any companies in the West innovate like this anymore?Everything is getting more expensive but also worse at the same time. Have you had Oreos lately? They're trash compared to how they used to be
Can't wait to get lemon poisoning in such a convenient form factor
>>544179853THAT WILL BE $8 A CAN BECAUSE IT HAS A REAL LEMON SLICE!REAL LEMON SLICES IN EVERY CAN! YOU CAN GET A WHOLE CASE FOR $199.99 THOUGH WHAT A BARGAIN!
>>544180035>lemon poisoning
>>544180035>Lemon poisoning Retwrd jeet
>>544179853Why aren’t western companies manufacturing gimmicks?
>>544180035careful with the lemons, patriots
"Innovation" in the western context is understood as going to Silicon Valley and trying to get rich making some new tech bullshit that wins the VC lottery. The trait itself is only valued in an instrumentalized way in service of pulling off a successful grift. This is because the west is a low trust economic zone where everyone is conditioned to be a mercenary and the sole important metric of human worth is wealth. This is because of liberalism and capitalism
>>544179853>They're trash compared to how they used to beYeah but the line is going up so it's actually better than it used to be overall, because line
>>544179853>He's never heard of lemon party.
>>544179853>the structural integrity of cans comes from internal pressure and minimized failure points>make the designed failure point larger>innovationOP. Please. Stop.This isn't good for you.
>>544180304>>544180331>they don't knowIt's been pretty well memory holed ans you have to use archives but the truth is out there.https://web.archive.org/web/20210125090935/https://lemonparty.org/
>lemon key face
>>544179853>try to drink/pour from can>lemon slice blocks outputInnovation!
Cave was right.
>>544179853Oreos make my poop black
>>544181046Energy drinks turn it red because they induce intestinal bleeding.
>>544180917Thanks for the info, anon.
>>544180754>>544180917it was a shame it never took off, i supported their platform 100%, but the deck is stacked against third parties in usa
>>544179853because american companies are not built through innovating through free-market competition they are built through government/cia intervention stifling the growth of their competitors so there is nobody left to challenge american supremacy. im talking about american companies 'competing' on the international market btw, since asahi is an international japanese brand. domestically i imagine its probably a different story
Lemons?!
>>544179853buy an ad you fucking faggot bitch motherfucker
>>544181094when i smoke a lot of weed my poop turns green
Why? The point of the stay-on tab is that we don't have a lose tab. A regular can is perfectly fine and practical. Now they have entire lose lid.
>>544179853>innovationNigger. This is just the pull top in the same style as canned food instead of just having the pull. How the fuck is applying a 60 year concept to beer "innovation?"
>WEOU INVENTUUU TAPPA WATTERUUfuck you chink
>>544179853AGD beer had that top for years.
>>544180304Canadians are sissies.
They introduced these stupid whole top peel off cans here they're fucking stupid.
>>544180035>he knows about lemon poisoning
>>544180871Note the rim of the popped can is extra strong mitigating the weakness of the large sized orifice.
>>544179853Traditionally cans have smaller openings so if you knock the can over it doesn't all drain out at once. >>544182976That didn't work for your mother and it won't work here
>>544180035>Lemon poisoningListen up lemon head. At worst a little fermentation is going to happen and will taste like really bad fucking alcohol and you will just dump it or ask for a refund.
Had one of these the other day, I wasn't expecting that lemon, it was nice, sour
>>544180597I don't like them putting dwemer oil on the water, it's making the freaking scribs gay
A fully removable lid is less convenient because the tab doesn't stay with the can. It creates a separate piece of waste for the user to manage. Especially in Japan, where public trash cans are scarce, this means carrying a sharp piece of sheet metal with you.
>>544182345Rare Flag.
>>544180035>lemon poisoningGo on...
>>544180035Oh quit your lemonting.
>>544183659He's just being sour.
>>544179853niggers
>>544179853didn't they make drinks like this with water from the sendai nuclear plant at one point?
>>544180917This could start happening again.It was pretty widespread in the late 1980s.
>>544179853i don't even drink anymore but this shit looks pretty kino. japan knows how to package food. most food that has a hermetic seal in the usa is missing the little extra tab to grab and lift because it costs like .000001 dollar more to make it that way
>>544185540>drink from can>dip your nose in the beerYeah great design.
>>544185795>dip your nose in the beerdo cups give you problems as well, frog? i made bœuf bourguignon with a CAN of WINE yesterday.
>/pol/ is where we discuss beverage opening technology You're all niggers
