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>"Hello I'm here for the interview"
>See her (The Interviewer)
What do
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>>544193324
Laugh uncontrollably.
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>>544193324
i already had an interview with a whale. got the job.
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>>544193324
>nice to meet you! Did I mention how much I HATE skinny women? Also I am guilty and bad for being a White man
Hired instantly
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Accidentally drop a dragon dildo, of course.
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>>544193324
become the rape blob
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That’s some strong buttons
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unzip
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>>544193324
>let's discuss your job application at my place
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>>544193324
Kill it
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SLAM SLAM OINK OINK
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>>544193324
Pull my dick out and fuck her
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Mmmmmmmm hi lady chro chro chro my grandma she has many experiences with pigs and they call me the pig eater, i need this job really, 1 fast lick of pig cave i get job ?
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>>544193324
>Ma’am, I will pay you to not shower for several days and then squat on my face. I’ll double it if you fart or shart
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I actually do a ton of interviews. I've been hiring a ton of fat chicks lately. They are less likely to complain about the ac being too cold. The managers seem pretty happy.
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>>544193324
Neg her into giving me a quick blozza in the mop cupboard.
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>>544193324
damn girl lemme see what that mouf do
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>>544193324
Why am i being interviewed by an *AI* slop image?
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>>544193324
I kneel
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>>544193324
So the first question is already answered
>Do you have an inhouse canteen with great food?
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>>544195395
U wouldn’t make it past the cheeks with that little thing
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>>544196734
Few would, but I'm sure she appreciates the effort.
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Say that she has to do a physical aptitude test to get the job: walk 10km in the treadmill without breaks
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>>544193324
>>544196130
Took the words right out of my mouth.
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>>544193324
Bribe with creampie...No not that way
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>>544193324
>What do
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>>544193324
Tell her if she wants the job so bad she needs to sit on my face.
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>>544193324
tell her she has beautiful eyes, compliment her smile, get her wet, get job
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>>544196206
there's an obvious answer here, you fat amorphus blob
>>544193324
>the-architect-happy.png
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>>544193324
You’re all acting like she’s desperate for affection and not getting constant validation through social media. A 300 pound woman could install IG and a week later feel like a billboard model. She doesn’t need dudes simping for her at work.
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>>544197996
She's 400 pounds
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Splooge on her tits
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>>544193324
>Bond theme intensifies
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>>544193324
offer her a job
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>>544196734
You just need to attack from the right angle
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>>544199697
>the bong'd know
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>>544193324
Begin orbiting.
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>>544193324
Uhm, ask her questions regarding her skills/qualifications?
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>>544193324
oh look, it's the retard pakijeet who posts ai fat women
another great thread
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Show her that I'm fully licensed.
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>>544193324
Sex
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>>544193324
get hard
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>>544199697
Touche my fellow connoisseur.
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>>544193324
Offer her a leaded Coke. Chances are good that her heart quits before the interview's over.
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>>544193324
Have sex with her.
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>>544196734
This, my 160 kg ex gf dumped me for this reason
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>>544193324
Get on my knees and beg her to have sex



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