>"Hello I'm here for the interview">See her (The Interviewer)What do
>>544193324Laugh uncontrollably.
>>544193324i already had an interview with a whale. got the job.
>>544193324>nice to meet you! Did I mention how much I HATE skinny women? Also I am guilty and bad for being a White manHired instantly
Accidentally drop a dragon dildo, of course.
>>544193324become the rape blob
That’s some strong buttons
unzip
>>544193324>let's discuss your job application at my place
>>544193324Kill it
SLAM SLAM OINK OINK
>>544193324Pull my dick out and fuck her
Mmmmmmmm hi lady chro chro chro my grandma she has many experiences with pigs and they call me the pig eater, i need this job really, 1 fast lick of pig cave i get job ?
>>544193324>Ma’am, I will pay you to not shower for several days and then squat on my face. I’ll double it if you fart or shart
I actually do a ton of interviews. I've been hiring a ton of fat chicks lately. They are less likely to complain about the ac being too cold. The managers seem pretty happy.
>>544193324Neg her into giving me a quick blozza in the mop cupboard.
>>544193324damn girl lemme see what that mouf do
>>544193324Why am i being interviewed by an *AI* slop image?
>>544193324I kneel
>>544193324So the first question is already answered>Do you have an inhouse canteen with great food?
>>544195395U wouldn’t make it past the cheeks with that little thing
>>544196734Few would, but I'm sure she appreciates the effort.
Say that she has to do a physical aptitude test to get the job: walk 10km in the treadmill without breaks
>>544193324>>544196130Took the words right out of my mouth.
>>544193324Bribe with creampie...No not that way
>>544193324>What do
>>544193324Tell her if she wants the job so bad she needs to sit on my face.
>>544193324tell her she has beautiful eyes, compliment her smile, get her wet, get job
>>544196206there's an obvious answer here, you fat amorphus blob>>544193324>the-architect-happy.png
>>544193324You’re all acting like she’s desperate for affection and not getting constant validation through social media. A 300 pound woman could install IG and a week later feel like a billboard model. She doesn’t need dudes simping for her at work.
>>544197996She's 400 pounds
Splooge on her tits
>>544193324>Bond theme intensifies
>>544193324offer her a job
>>544196734You just need to attack from the right angle
>>544199697>the bong'd know
>>544193324Begin orbiting.
>>544193324Uhm, ask her questions regarding her skills/qualifications?
>>544193324oh look, it's the retard pakijeet who posts ai fat women another great thread
Show her that I'm fully licensed.
>>544193324Sex
>>544193324get hard
>>544199697Touche my fellow connoisseur.
>>544193324Offer her a leaded Coke. Chances are good that her heart quits before the interview's over.
>>544193324Have sex with her.
>>544196734This, my 160 kg ex gf dumped me for this reason
>>544193324Get on my knees and beg her to have sex