I still don't get why this car made chuds seethe so much
>>544204432It has no combustion engine.And it looks so boring, so soulless.
>>544204542>And it looks so boring, so soulless.It's pretty much the least boring looking car made.
Who cares about your merchant shit, kike
>>544204624All cars after 2001 look boring.
>>544204432If Tesla made a Rolls Royce or Bentley.. inside is even worse .. Jaguar will go bust
>>544204432Firstly it looks gay as suck.Electric cars arent any faster than one another past a certain point. You can only push so much power.It Seriously looks gay as fuck.So not only did they shove a bunch of electric garbage in it, they didnt even make it look fast with a sleek design, they gave it a homo buttsex design.But being german you probably like the sheiBa butt sex anyways.Go post somewhere not politics, because auto isnt politics
looks like shit but everything looks like shit now
I don't know about that car specifically ut luxury cars are for brown people these days. Whenever I drive through the mansion district it's all Honda Pilots & Toyoda Highlanders; maybe some Lexus RX & Infiniti QX60 as they don't suck. Luxury cars break down easily and are expensive to repair, wealthy whites tend to be pragmatic whereas browns are fully image focused.
>>544204734you make ot spund very political though
>>544204542>no combustion engine.Isn't it lithium based?>>544204719Jaguar made a comeback with the F-Type since they killed the XJ350 with its brand defining style and then ran around like headless chicken wondering why the F-Type was successful and started changing its design and changing all the designs of the fleet and have since then lost it all again. 10 years from now they will bring the G-Type which will be iconic again
Alfa Romeo saves the day and the industry.You’re welcome, rest of the world.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_ivfEVDQ4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYMWFkUyYlU
>>544205134Look-es a-boring-e!that roof will never go into production and the car looks horrible. the front is the only good thing because it looks like a slightly worse copy of the Stelvio and Giulia. Alfa Romeo is retarded. I wanted to buy a 4c and during signing they told me the waiting list was 2-3 years. So I cancelled. ridiculous company. Lazy aytalians
>>544204432it looks degusting.
>>544204432I've seen this car before...
>>544205134>italian automotive electricsyikes
>>544205706Fuck off Nigel
>>544205706Makes it harder for immigrants to steal though. So Alfredo has still time to wake up and finish his coffee before running out with his boxershorts and wifebeater and yelling at them as they push the car out of the undesignated parking space before he can make an insurance claim at the EU
>>544204542Also tehre is literally no room inside, if you are tall you wont be able to get in to it. It was probably designed by a woman or a manlet.
>>544204432>Faguar
>>544204432looks big and small at the same time. impractical, would not consider purchasing a car the price and length of a pickup truck without the transport capacity.
>>544205775top kek
>>544204853Yea but you shouldnt do that in germany
>>544205946>Norwegian carsIt's like a kid drew a car but mistook the rear for the front
>>544205946The worst part is how uncomfortable they look in those ridiculous clothes and hairstyles.I imagine the awful mood on set and the awkward filing around they did, from scene to scene, dressed like retards, trying to hold a straight face.Kek the jap is done up like a geisha?
It's fuck-ugly. The proportions are just off.I actually quite like the interior aside from all he touchscreens, I like how continuous it is from the front seats into the back and then continuing seamlessly into the boot. But the exterior is like they modeled it in Blender and stopped halfway through. Nothing about it looks right.
>>544206146>Norwegian cars>It's like a kid drew a car but mistook the rear for the frontIs that the worst you could find?
>>544206276I didn't want to kick you in the balls and step on your foreskin. I just wanted to tease a bit with a funny knockoff Benz SL 300Low poly smart looks kinda cool though. German boomers would cum from seeing this one.
>>544204432>labour>honour>Jag-you-arewtf bongs?
>>544204432Because op image isnt what was originally advertised (a red sports car was too masculine). They were originally supposed to be available only in trans flag colors. The entire ad campaign was anti-masculinity themed.
>>544206384>could of>their>allot>apart >cumAyemerican spellings
And it's 130 grand, like what are you ever paying for? The Jaguar name? That hasn't been worth anything for years, certainly not since Tata took over. F-paces are not Jaguars, they're just differently marketed Land Rovers. They're basically Velars, they both use the same trash Ingenium engines except the F-pace has an option for 5.0 V8.
It's just not a very good car. Given the dimensions, the interior space and practicality is abysmal. Most people won't even recognize the brand, so prestige is out of the equation. The design is interesting, but evokes strong associations with the cybertruck, so that might even put some people off. It doesn't have a bootspace in the front, which is ridiculous given the car's bonnet-focused design approach. Did I mention the company is owned by Indians? As a German, I'm most alarmed by the designer's new occupation - as head of design for Audi. See Nuvolari. Personally, I like it, but then again, the public uproar in wake of Jaguar's rebranding has me worried.
>>544204624>flag>nigger tasteI do believe we have an actual black anon ittAlso>Jaguar>Indian owned companyISHYGDDT
>>544206436Upon release they made them silver, white or red. They are closer to a cybertruck look now, instead of a homosexuals pink gel anal toy as originally presented.
>>544204432That frame looks atrocious. It’s like they’re going for the low detail, low poly cybertruck look. Whatever happened to making cars that actually look cool?
>>544206632>Upon release they made them silver, white or red. They are closer to a cybertruck look now, instead of a homosexuals pink gel anal toy as originally presented.I dont get it, why didnt tranny colors and adverts sell?
>>544204432Jaguar sold 13 cars…in all of Europe this last quarter. Since the jeets bought jaguar the brand has become worthless. Never buy one, unless you want to buy jeet garbage.
>>544204624maybe if you're an intern for faguar design team, it looks like a shittier version of the nu-camaro
>>544206547Looks like a sporty variant of the Geoff Hammerhead Eagle i-ThrustThe intakes(what for on an electric car??) under the headlights look like vent covers stolen from a Hornbach store
>>544204432Modern cars are ugly
>>544206732>Since the jeets bought jaguar the brand has become worthlessHate jeets all you want but the Tata purchase is what revived Jaguar to a market leader in the 2010s you moron
>>544206754Are you talking about the Audi? It's a 1001 hp, V8-hybrid supercar.
>>544204432130k for an aluminum piece of junk that costs half its MSRP to fix, can't be repaired with off the shelf parts, and whose front grill looks like a fat kid with down's syndrome. No wonder they put trannies in their ads last year because only faggots would buy this shit.Every car after the 90s looked like ass anyway. I'll stick with my truck.
>>544206547The Hitler moustache grille looks awkward. But wow that's a sexy ass.
>>544206918>The Hitler moustacheit's quirky, the ladies love that
>>544206816Jag was much better under ford
>>544204432>went from mean motherfucker F-Type to Tesla wannabe gaymobileWhat's going on in Europe? Even Koreans are mogging them when it comes to car design.
>>544206840why did they turn the R8 platform into a v8? That's disgusting. the Audi V10 was the only good engineering Germany came up with in a century. I loved the R8 of the 2010s(and the Lambos)>>544207205parts of it, yes. but the F-type era was peak
>>544204432Women came in and literally ruined the jaguar brand in less than 10 years.
>>544204432Rawdon Glover>raw dong lover
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>>544204542Its an Indian car, and they just copied a Toyota prototype.You're asking why shit is soulless. Well...
looks terrible
>>544205127>>no combustion engine.>Isn't it lithium based?heh, good one kraut
>>544204432I don't seethe over what other people drive and spend their money on. Personally I like old shit.
>>544207245This looks like a Nissan z and Chevy Camero had a baby. Do not want.
>>544207479Straight out of who framed Roger rabbit
>>544205134Ugly futurism is ugly.For me it remains the C8.
The only thing worse than the exteriors of new cars are the interiors.
>>544204432>>544206632I genuinely like it>>544205134Thats a sick looking car. The ad was unadulterated cringe, though.>>544206146>>544206276I want one of each
>>544204432I think it turned out pretty well in the end. The biggest mistake imo is the square "grill" that makes the front end look more like a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley. I was hoping after the camo test version displayed something similar it might have had a big central air intake recalling the E-type, but unfortunately not.It's obviously taking styling cues from the Cybertruck and I get it, because in some ways it did move automotive styling on from everything being gay egg shaped things no-one could tell apart. I don't really give a fuck about the advert because car adverts have long been stupid and laughable and about selling a "lifestyle" rather than technical aspects of the car.
>>544208591does not matterthat new ev is too big for british and european roads and most of all parking spaces witch is why it will not sell
>>544204432Looks like ass.. like a Studebaker Avanti and a Camaro had a fetal alcohol child.
>>544206276That's just the Maimai from 2077 lol
>>544204432AFD UBER ALLES
>>544208865It's about the same footprint as a Range Rover L460 and we have plenty of those on the road here. The kind of richfags who buy these aren't the kind who will be parking them on the street.Personally, I'm looking forward to seeing what the Vauxhall/Opel STX concept turns into because I find the shooting brake the most aesthetic car shape. Might be a little more in my budget.
>>544208326lmao literally looks like a little toddler's play pen
>>544204432I want 1 of these
>>544204432I like it. Chopped and shaved. Great 90’s vibe. Worth $120k? I’ve seen better for far less. At this point you’re just buying a brand. I guess that’s how some people need to validate themselves, have at it.
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>>544204432who
>>544204432It’s probably the cucks that drive them.
>>544205706Brits and their in-line fuses bust on italian harnesses? Rich.
>>544204432because they will never, even in their most productive financial years, have the means to afford a car of this scaleso its endless cope and seethe instead.
>>544204432For me, it's only a problem if i can't afford it. I'll seethe online and they might change the design for some rich nigger who is going to buy the facelift later, what's in it for me, huh? This whole thread is just rich nigger jew outsourcing the seething to chuds.
>>544204432I got the i-pace for 15k eur. Great car for the money. Will get the 01 when it tanks down to 20k
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