Picrel, do we live in peak clown times?
>>544209293The commoners' wish for a bovine existence of pleasure dominates men of affairs and power, even they whose path is most served by the pursuit of honour, prioritize pleasure. Contemplation itself is handed off to machines.
>actually unironically implying we didn't at one point The 21st century has not had a single good year.>>544209431Indeed, there are many people that need erased.
>>544209293Bullish Stellantis. I bet it will sell pretty well, looks comfy. People yearn for the good old days and cars with a bit of actual personality.
>>544209620It looks like a cheap Chinese no nome toy car that my rural grandma used to buy at the village general store. How does that equal personality?
>>544209500Remember that Rome is a dream in mind of God (Jupiter, not the Ba'al that is now worship) and that this superorganism of the Faustian Civilization is past ossification. The final death approaches.
>>544209912Might as well just ask Dagoth Ur to dream us up a better kalpa at this rate.
>>544209293It will be $15000 and it kept nothing from the original but the name.Fuck them; I'll buy Chinese.
>>544209861Have you seen literally any other car on the road these days? they all look the same. I agree the old one looks better but I'd say the new one is pretty stylish as well. Also keep in mind that it's probably going to be a very cheap car in the smallest size segment so you can't expect the world. My mom used to have a 2CV, they actually produced them all the way to 1990. She drove it on vacation to Norway and when it was extremely cold and all the other cars couldn't start hers still started no problem. Simple and solid car. I think they had some rust issues though.
>>544210217It's like this shit picrel. And I do like French cars.
>>544209861I also think it's the color they chose is pretty unfortunate and makes it look like a toy car.
>>544209912The dream in my mind is pasdaranchads blowing up the JIDF bot farms that sent you here. I guess that dream will become true really soon.
>>544210403Yet, the R5 wasn't a fucking SUV.Now it is.
>>544210217It is chinese my guyBoomer will buy it no question asked
>>544210429You kneel before the king of the jews, i only kneel before rome's gods, hadrian did nothing wrong with his legions, judea delenda est
>>544209293let me guess, left costs 40,000 euro?
The interior.
>>54421063713,000 euro actually quite a good vehicle for someone who lives in a large city, i think
>>544210819Looks more gay than practical.
Someone in my neighborhood has a real restored 2CV. It's a fun little car.
>>544210819Groovy. And only 1000kg as a BEV.
>>54421085313k quid 15k euro.
>>544209293Car on the right is peak car design for urban low passenger count (but everyone is an incel or has max two kids today anyway). Idiots that want "feline" cars are barbarians. Just needed to add a few recent quality of life features. They went overboard and the nu version looks like a toy.
>>544209293What's clown times about small fuel efficient cars? We've gotten so used to cheap gas that everybody drives around in giant SUVs that get less than 20 mpg.Take Russia offline and Iran offline and now we are all in clown world. When they both decide to "spread the pain" a few other places will go offline too. Honk honk.The real fun will start when the shitskins start starving and the (((NGOs))) decide to ship them ALL to Europe and North America (honking intensifies).
>>544210463r5 a suv? how?its supermini smaller than clio?
I like everything about it except headlights
>>544211577if you're a single guy living in a city i can't see why you would chose one of these gay little electric micro cars over an electric motorcyclethe motorcycle>doesnt look gay>genuinely fast>can lane split/filter>better range>faster and easier to charge>battery easier and cheaper to replace
>>544212508really sucks in the rain
I kinda like these.
We passed that point a long time ago
>>544209431I wanna have giant K cup milkers and be a productive little moo for my dairy queen awoo
>>544209861It really does, the original 2CV looks stylish sleek and modern by comparison.
>>544209293it could be worse
>>544210819Austin Powers interior for the Y2K revival.
>>544209293Jesus Christ how horrifying. At least the new Twingo looks like a Twingo, that 2CV is just fucking eye rape
>>544214941NEED. WHERE.
>>544209293I think it’s cute. How dare they make a car that isn’t a bulky indistinguishable black box like all the other ones?
>>544209293What's wrong with that car? It looks good.
>>544212508>get into a crash because most motorists think you can brake on a dime and turn on a dimeIt's only practical if you don't need to be shielded from the environment or carry a bunch of stuff.
>>544210819>Cheap ass full fabric lining.this will last 3 years and fade, abrasive wear and fall apart100% toxic interior clown world disposable car. whatever price they're selling them you're being ripped off
>>544215173Plus those pronounced frontal and rear bumpers really do come in handy for city parking.
>>544215173>using the latest twingo design instead of the first genbleh
>>544210819A perfect car for fudge packers
>>544215738nobody who lives in the city needs to "carry a bunch of stuff".you can get everything delivered to your door.
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