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Trick or treating is too dangerous in America now
>ring doorbell>"trick or treat!">they say "trick"what are you supposed to do in this situation? i never knew
>>544217116this nigga a Batman villain
>>544217190I never understood it. Taking candy from strangers is dangerous and you shouldn't do it. Except on this one specific day! Only a very high trust society could ever think this up and an even higher one could practise it for real.
>>544217268Beat the kid up and steal his iphone.
i don’t understand how this ig meme blew up so much when i saw the initial riff raff video it had like 12 likes
>>544217268It's a demonic threatening of violence. Trick or treating is symbolic for demons going from door to door to demand a sacrifice and if you refuse to give them what they want (treat), they will curse you (trick). The phrase is pretty modern, because kids would destroy your property if you didn't give them sweets by throwing eggs at your house or scattering toilet paper in your garden or similar acts of vandalism. The whole spiel is supposed to be a ritual to appease the demons of death, darkness and destruction, depicted by the kids going from house to house dressed as scary figures (which is symbolic for them being demonic entities).
>>544217278At least I know for sure you're a eurocuck. Every single job I had at least 1 person had a free candy bowl in their office/cube. Every time someone went on a business trip they'd bring back snacks from that place too. Hell if this thread is up tomorrow morning I'll even post my office's shared snacks table where people bring snacks for everyone for free.
>>544217603Scary
>>544217689>the eternal american can't fathom not stuffing his face with dessert every waking moment A snack is an apple or a piece of bread and cheese.
>>544217689>Every single job I had at least 1 person had a free candy bowl in their office/cube.And that's why you're all so fat. Candies are for children.
amazon knows me better than my wife does.
>>544217778you fucking-wait a minute... I'm white ahahahaha
>>544217778Yeah people bring those too.
>>544217881American gluttony knowns no limits.
>>544217965you're just brown and poor
>>544218028he's a poojeet. he hungry. for dung.
>>544217116This made me laugh unreasonably loud
>>544217268They get this, but they never know when or where.