Pol Humo thread. Please no foid Humor or Humour edition.
>>544219022
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>544219336>Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>544219462you need to go back
>>544219336Blessed early, nice
>>544219530>you need to go back
>544219551>544219462
>>544219551unfunny newfag scum. i remember my first beer
>>544219022SAAAAR WATCH OUT FOR THE COW SAAR
>>544219022This is a first. The chinks didn't cook it alive.
>>544220794DID HE DIED
>>544220923Everyone died within a 10 mile radius sadly
>>544221202
>>544219022>no Humor or Humour edition.Well that makes sense
>>544221334you follow your own interpretation of the rules well as usual.
>>544220964Every one of them too low IQ to remove them panel by panel, and we are importing millions of these subhumans.
>>544221334Post funny or fuck off
>>544221850
>>544221401Wow one I haven't seen before. What did he cut himself on? I assume he died based on the amount of blood loss.
>>544221596Indian in nutshell
>>544222098Yeah, fucker didn't make it.Wagie had a morning suprise and a cleaning to do.
>>544220964Newtonian physics always make for a good laugh.
>>544219336Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>544222276All right now...that's fukkin' scary.
>>544222786YWNBAW
>>544222786>Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?What is it that you think we do here?
>>544219251 more likeSatanic communism vs Satanic Zionism + 5000$(financed by 6000$ in taxes + tip + Israel equal attention fee)
>>544222786It is a mystery
Niggers makes the best nigger torture videos in the market.
>>544223090It really is a strange world we've created for ourselves. We can leave at anytime but we wont.
>>544223100The subhuman torch.
>>544223463
>>544223100Flamaquious D'Arwhoosh Washington.
>>544223737That's one way to keep the press gangs off your ass.
>>544222453Best part its a bikefaggot fault so he is not getin shit and is going to pay for damages to the car guy
>>544221688It's amazing that this video sends me in a murderous rage. It's like mind control. I need to HURT whoever made this
>>544223872I like how at the end they're all like "Oh well...smoke break!" and walk off.
>>544223374What's that goo he dipped in? I guess he's not just angry for having gotten his work clothes dirty...
>>544224833
>>544224890Sulfuric acid or something
>>544224987Chink got melted literally
>>544225099That's not what I was hoping for
>>544224833QRD?
>>544221120Most American webm ever.
>>544225276How bout now?
>>544225211If it was Pitbull BASED, otherwise skinning her alive
>>544225211Based waifu material. Dogs (any breed) deserve drowning as puppies. I am white, faggots.
>>544219022But your webm literally is woman "humour"
>>544225350Drunk idiots?
>>544221273Almost spit my coffee
>>544225728First no that is cat and chink expectation humor. Second if you saw the last humor thread's context you'd not even grasp poorly for that straw at all. Third fuck off nigger faggot or post funny.
>>544219918Cows really are sacred
>>544219287
>>544221608
>>544220964What was the plan here?
>>544222098He survived
>>544226296Waiter, I'll have what he's having.
>>544219462You have to respect the OGs little bro.
>>544226567True? I read it somewhere he bleed out on that spot.
>>544226778Nahhhhhh
>>544226542the plan was to cheat the system. all jeets desire to cheat.that day izzat was lost and now they will cheat harder.
>>544226778is that a zigger cutting his favorite dinner?
>>544226778actual nigger behaviour
>>544226888They tried to cheat gravity that day, imagine the izzat if they managed it
>>544222786You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you...You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.You're not helping! Why is that?
>>544219551I can't tell if he has down syndrome or just half chink
>>544222171Rip monkey eyeballs
>>544219022Warning labels are always there due to blood being spilled. Oops.
>>544219287nice.
>>544225962what the fuckpolish brain shape like donut?
>>544219336Thank you leaf.
>>544226994Do Indians not put sulfides in their propane or does their country smell too bad for them to notice?
>>544219462faggot. you know it's not allowed unless you're a leaf.
>>544222453Nothing teaches you to not be a retard like painful consequences.
>>544226994
>>544227169
>>544227571Tf happened here??
>>544225099Why are angloids like this
>>544222276holy fuck the monkey is getting revenge for his racebrownoids should be terrified
>>544221856>Post funny or fuck offhere ya go
>>544227632cops horsing around at work and accidently shot the other cop. Boss man very mad
>>544220964Those panels were 1lb a piece. Devastating to the pajeet
>>544222786It's tradition, you motherfucking inbred faggot.Without the leaf blessing, the thread isn't even worth participating in.You wouldn't understand.
>>544219462Lurk more faggot
>>544226778Wow, such humor. So funny.Fuck off with your gore thread bullshit.Take that shit to a /gif/ rekt thread.
New CS page, demon larper vs angel larper round 2.
>>544221088jeet movies are ridiculous
>Today special with the chef recommendation
>>544220412Fucking stupid jeet that's the joke. The Chinese have a great sense of humor and seem to be the only group willing to make fun of themselves
>>544222826Is it Harry dresden?
>>544223474
>>544226994Wait do the guy holding the tank is OK but the guy standing in the doorway is kill by the blast?>>544227193It's not sulfides, anon.Can't remember the name of the chemical but it's what gives the smell to rotting corpses which is why humans are really good at smelling it.
>>544220964Jeets are weak as hell. One white guy could lift that whole stack.
>>544227930Shut up you weak sissy.
>>544222369Only 12 ants thrown into a spiderweb? Fucking PATHETIC.
>>544221088white poepl are so terrible!i see why pajeetas want white man cock though.
>>544224164>human repentipede.
>>544221596Not only are they incompetent, bu they intentionally cause harm to gain izzat. Indians literally gain social standing (izzat) through damaging and harming others without getting caught. Think how that must relate to healthcare. Do you want a doctor or dentist or nurse that’s incentivized to cause harm to you or your loved ones?>Doing your job may be seen as effeminate by those above you. If you can shirk your responsibilities, you’re considered macho. In that culture, there is rarely any pride or honor in doing what is right. If you call a plumber for repairs, he will see it as beneath him to leave without creating a mess. He may deliberately do a shoddy job, even if doing it well wouldn’t take more time. A complex web of arrogance, egotism, servility, casteism, tribalism, and magical thinking drives this behavior. He shows his contempt for you and gets the better of you by leaving a mess. His customer, as the other side of the same coin, might well look down on and exploit someone who did his job well.>Fairness, justice, trust, empathy, and impartiality are alien to many Indians. They have a hard time telling the difference between right and wrong. They are indifferent even when no cost is associated with being fair. Moreover, if they could do good without any personal cost, they would still prefer not to, because that can be seen as a sign of weakness.https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/https://archive.is/4pP8dhttps://www.dailyo.in/variety/scams-nirav-modi-rotomac-fodder-scam-pnb-22537https://archive.ph/vhPycAlso remember to refer to a pajeet as 'dalit' (untouchable/garbage) or malaun (cursed)
>>544228647I see this shit all the time, it's just not funny.You think it's edgy and funny because you are a fucking retard who thinks shock value is a replacement for humor. QRD: I'm not weak, you just fucking suck.
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>>544220794Is that real?!?
>>544228958Another faggot who depends on the idea of me being weak so they can feel strong.I can tell no loves you. Grow up and maybe that will change.
>>544221033What country is that?
>>544229135Fake
>>544229135John Smith was the best character in "Man in the High Castle"
>>544221273lost
>>544225962>haha its just a blank
>>544221278Why does no one ever help the wounded in these shit nations? In the US, people would be calling for an ambulance and putting pressure on the wounds.
>>544219022HOW IS THAT FUNNY YOU SICK FUCK
>>544227990Those aren't ratbirds
>>544224833I think those stairs might be unsafe
>>544226411/thread
>>544229235Reported for antisemitism
>>544219918kek
>>544229134My mom loves me and so does yours.
>>544227990It's insane how long it goes on.
>>544229387So much fucking trash everywhere
>>544228940
>>544228958BASED
>>544229975Based. >Shank!
>>544229634Why don't they take regular shits? Why is it always molten yellow lava
>>544229820>HR executive deadTruly a loss for humanity.
>>544230014Lol, shitskin cut his own artery.
>>544229683>>544230066>>544230122This poster is a subhuman
>>544221278Wow that was such a pathetic fight. No wonder he carries a knife he cant throw hands for shit
>>544228544No one but jews believes that bullshit propaganda. Even the most hardcore pro Zionist Christian. 95% of Christians hate the kikes.
>>544227609His cock is massive
>>544230107It's soooooooo tragic
>>544225962Blanks can kill you if the gun is close to your head.
>>544221120>La luz extinguish is real?!
>>544221850these things often happen at the same time
>>544225716>Dogs (any breed) deserve drowning as puppies. I am white, faggots.No, you're a dirty street shitter sub human and you deserve to be eaten by wild animals or stomped by an elephant.
>>544230085holy shit, russians are niggers with snow!
>>544230206Show flag saar
>>544225544
>>544228919How would that help izzat¿
>>544230206>subhumanNo you are a subhuman degenerate abo, jam boy.
>>544222369>2,835haha... quite amusing(I have a serious problem)
>>544230546>How would that help izzatHarming other gains you izzat. That's why they litter. Indian culture is incompatible with Western Civilization.>In India, I have rarely seen someone in authority take the initiative to solve a problem he was responsible for. When I was at university, an underaged boy who worked in the kitchen was raped and sodomized by the janitors. I reported the matter, but not only did no one in authority do what was right — something well within their power — the authorities and fellow students threatened me with severe consequences if I pursued the matter further. Devoid of empathy, they also made fun of the boy and me.>Yes, there is an element of sadism here. There is some degree of pleasure that Indians take in the pain suffered by others. The attitude of the authorities was like that of the high-placed Delhi bureaucrat who told me that his Black Label whiskey tastes so much better because he knows that most Indians can’t afford to drink it.>This confuses Westerners. If they had power, even if they were corrupt, in a situation where there was nothing to gain or lose — no bribes to receive since both parties were poor, and no risk of offending someone well-connected — they would do the right thing and book the alleged rapist. These Indians would do nothing, not even lift a finger, unless there was a reward: money or sex. Their apathy was bottomless.https://www.amren.com/features/2024/12/india-its-worse-than-you-think/https://archive.is/4pP8dhttps://www.dailyo.in/variety/scams-nirav-modi-rotomac-fodder-scam-pnb-22537https://archive.ph/vhPyc
>>544222276I'm glad I'm white and animals love us.
>>544225054what happened here?
>>544221891Nigmund Floyd
>>544223463Why he is he so mad about the beans?
>>544228881I don't get it
>>544230122Did the machete guy cut himself or did the dude with the helmet stick him with his little knife? Pretty fucking impressive if the latter. Bro used his hardhat like a buckler.
>>544230764what kind of tony stark esque shenanigans is going on here
>>544226225My favorite was the humvee driving into the door
>>544230107Reminds me of that copypasta about how blacks only live in the current moment, to the extent that they literally believe that the nigger who committed a crime 15 minutes ago was a completely different nigger and therefore wasn't them, so they genuinely think they dindu nuffin
>>544230837Woman gets mugged by a usual suspect in Chicago.The nearest White man gets all the criticism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-r1IpEhBnI
>>544219336Based
>>544231158>white
>>544221856He was just doing what he remembered from his youth.
>>544219022Don't watch it
>>544225716>I am white,>Leaf with abhorrent opinion about dogs, doesn't capitalize HuwhiteX
>>544222369>times walked past a murderer I work in a prison and I genuinely know tons of murderers now
>>544230827
>>544221273Kek
>>544225716Muzzie pig
>>544230873Take it and make the changes in the world
>>544230986Three 9 > two Q
>>544231583But which one was he?
>>544222459PLINKO!
>>544231711Srsly?He did the rage quit
>>544219171Kek one of the best
>>544228127Where does it say Jesus is cool with this crap?
>>544230834holy based
>>544226562Kek
>>544219462You're not a leaf you dumb kike. Stop polluting our sacred traditions with your jewish filth
>>544226254When you think about it, a cow is worth at least 1 million brahmin jeets and 3 million dalits Cows give us milk, meat, and fertilize the soil. Jeets can't do any of that
>>544223463Who wants to be boring and platonic for eternity?Oh you meant /pol/
>>544222786no.yes.because.
>>544221059what a retard
>>544220964>safeTv
>>544230918The kid dropped his phone in the water and the black kid goes down to find it. The video cuts off just as he comes up with just after the vid cuts off
>>544221278Classic.
>>544232859Is that surge soda?
>>544228694the brown womans burden
>>544232913Funny, isn't?
>>544232536>invideo AI
>>544222098glass shelves
>>544232913They haven't sold surge since 1999. So where do these nigs live do they access to it?
>>544233031https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czjy7mykdwno
>humor thread>random fucking gore Is this that 'based' thing I've been hearing about?
>>544233160Dead niggers, Jews and pajeets always funny you mulato cuckold
>>544221988this is the first time i see chinks try to defend another chink or maybe that wagie doesn't want even more blood splatters to clean
>>544233160It’s not gore when they are brown, it is humor.
>>544229192I'm... I'm pretty sure that's Australia kek. Look up Qld Australia licence plates, you'll see maroon plates, 3 letters either side of a maroon dot in the centre and on white background
>>544233284None of them looked quite human either, you’re probably right.
>>544228958This is now a DNB thread
>>544233261That's gotta be a 10 million izzat loss
>>544224164Why do they wear that strange mask. Is this christian?
>>544222459Can someone add the pyramid helmet clanking on the ladder sound to this
>>544219773Fun fact, ingesting them does nothing. Perfectly safe to eat.However, the danger is inhaling them.Get one of those in your lungs and you're fucked.
>>544220143Idgi
>>544229586No new rat bird comic until at least the 20th at this rate
>>544221596Fucking subhumans man, they suck at everything including scamming Meanwhile that madlad rascal from the '50s learned surgery in a ship cabin and started operating soldiers under enemy fire with no issues. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Waldo_Demara
>>544221033Guy in truck did nothing wrong.Probably a swoop and scoop scam too.
>>544223374wtf did he fall in
>>544233920Sulfur Acid.Literally
>>544227085It's not real, dumbass.That shit doesn't just blind you, it hurts like hell too. > t. Safety squint enjoyerer
>>544223601Most shocking part is that the frog was already dead
>>544229387This one seems preventable with a little fencing off. Did whoever place it there never imagine someone might accidentally bump into it? What a shame. Probably for the best the passenger thought twice about helping his friend. Would've been 2 unnecessary deaths instead instead of 1.
>>544234053Yeah, those yellow bastards only eat animals alive
>>544225211That's mean, Motari
>>544234032ty lol, there's a scene you literally need AI to create video of
>>544226030What the shit? I thought mine was bad, yours is way worse Just fucking how?
>>544230978The musical fruitAlso signalling veganism
>>544223374Can't believe that happened. They had the safety tightrope set up above the acid and everything
>>544234687Pajeets somehow always underperforming themselves
Pajeets mogged by Timmy's hard
>>544230085Parasites and bacterial infections
>>544231451Apex predators even let their cubs crawl on whites. That's how much animals love white people.
>>544225181A classic
>>544232515>Jeets can't do any of thatWrong. Jeets can certainly fertilize the soil. https://shuncy.com/article/can-human-corpses-be-used-as-fertilizer
>>544222098That was an artery, anon claiming he made it needs to show proof. Nobody survives that, aside from rare situations where medical help is right there at the time and it isn't a severe cut (this was). Even then, it isn't a guarantee.
>>544232356what was that thing he picked up and threw??
