This is the biggest event in the history of humankind.
>>544224248>skynet
I'll be patiently awaiting my UBI check now that work has boon solved. Thanks guys!!!
>>544224716>boonI didn't know I was drunk when I typed this.
>>544224248they said GPT 2 was AGI too dangerous to release.
>>544224444digits!I started high school this year, but this is such a waste of time now, and the stupid teachers would not admit it. AI is smarter than scientists now.
>>544224248Again?
>>544224248******SUPERINTELLIGENCE******
>>544224248I can't wait for the data centers to be bombed like they are in Russia and Dubai.
>"""""AGI"""""">can't uncensor hentai in real timeuntil this happens the tool and ecosystem is useless to me and 95% of people
When does this Super Intelligence do Super Intelligence things?Can I see it? Two more weeks?
>>544224248>>544224716translation>were rolling out this hyperoptimized model>that cuts our costs, while only minimally impacting your output quality>we market this as the next great thing>so youre primed to interpret the changes as a good thing
>JUST INVEST FIFTY BAZILLION GAJILLION MORE AND IT'LL BECOME PROFITABLE>TRUST ME BRO!
>>544224248I believe it’s called “super intelligence” now, just fyi
>>544224248I fucking doubt it
>>544224248it's only the 20th time this year
>>544224248Will they change the name to OpenSI, or are they enemies of the state?
>>544225392>it's only the 20th time this yearAstra only started rolling out last week.My uncle used it and says he's going to fire all his employees.
>>544224248Another scam to keep that retard investor money coming in
i'm glad that programming only costs a $20 sub per month now so i can finally retire as a programmer and become a homeless guy who has no chance of earning any money.ai solved the problem: humans. iam obsolete now, i'm solved. nobody needs me anymore.
>>544225969It's just a new tool. Are you going to use manual screwdrivers every time you need to fasten something? Do you get demoralized when you pick up power tools?
>>544224716We'll get UMAID.
>>544224716Dont take the mark of the beast ya clown
>>544224248Fuck off with this bullshit.
>>544225969You should have transitioned and started OF. This will be the only job left.
>>544226158you dont get it, its not another tool its the entire work itself that got replaced.You fuckers really have no clue how far ai have come just over the last two weeks.Since last week every single software in existence is now open source wheter it wants to or not, you can right now with AI literally reverse engeneer every single software in the world.
>outperforms humans at most economically valuable workOh I thought the whole point of the "economy" was to employ humans so they can raise families etc Why are kuffar dogs like this
>>544225184When the economy collapses and they problem reaction solution things into the mark of the beast economyThen but only then; everything else will be false miracles of the beast to sell you the idea
>>544226614I don't negotiate with retards. Enjoy being left behind.
>>544224248agi stopped meaning anything when reasoning models emerged, it's all just bag-pumping rhetoric to hype private markets, and public markets if they're that retarded
>>544226668but you are the fucking retard i like ai but i dont like people who lie about it like you did, i didnt call out ai.... i called out your lie.
>>544226745See my previous post. Good luck.
>>544226614Accelerate it this dying corpse has been on borrowed time for too long
>>544226614Oh noooooooooooo, now I can use photoshop withou paying a shitty subscription while adobe ironically uses fucking AI to steal my shit? THEY ALL GOT WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVED.>but I lost my jobOoooooooooooooh nooooooooo they are replacing you a fucking indian or tranny, how terrible, I feel so bad for you.
>>544224248tumor weeks any moment now
>>544225969The flip side of this is that anyone with $20 a month and an idea can create a new app or website or fucking anything without needing to know any programming or hire a team of programmers or start up a company to create it. Want a new weather app on your phone? Just tell the AI what you want and it will do it.And you really don't even need $20 a month, even the free tier models like Sonnett 5.5 are getting really good and can do pretty much anything a normal person would ever need.
>>544225005Just enjoy it for the school culture. Those years are worth every moment.
>>544226363BASED
>>544225005You have to be 18 to post here you little brown retard
>>544226363underrated post
>>544226632>Oh I thought the whole point of the "economy" was to employ humans so they can raise families etcNo, companies only exist to increase the value of the investments in those companies made by the shareholders who own the companies. They only reason they employed humans was because it is (or was) an effective way of increasing the value of those companies.The good news is that it has never been easier for any random person to become part of the ownership class. We all now effectively have access to teams of professional programmers and the smartest experts in the world in every subject matter, all working for us 24/7 basically for free.
>>544226614We've gone from >But now who is going to pick my cotton?to>But now who is going to charge me a fee to cancel my SaaS subscription to use Photoshop in the cloud?What a time to be alive.
This is the only truth I have heard that makes sense. There's a war between shadow elite humans and aliens. The aliens know about the shenanigans done in the dark by some humans at the top of the pyramid, and those exact human who control through covert means, will not acknowledge the alien presence... as the space bros can't appear to the global population unless the people are made aware of their existence by the leaders, because their unannounced arrival will be catastrophic disclosure. And catastrophic disclosure would cause upheavals on a global scale. So it's a stale mate until a person in power says something. But apparently all of those in power have been ordered to be silent.
>>544227533Thanks for describing how mind fucked kuffar dogs are. And you missed the point. None of you make shit. It's all "services" propped up by warm brown bodies you've imported to the point of literally exhausting the supply in e.g. Latin America.
>>544225644My dad who works for Nintendo says your uncle is a bitch
Kill every kike techbro and hang every politician who approved their data centres for treason
>>544225143Bruh, chink models have been able to do that since 2025, grok also could do it until they censored it.
>>544224248I thought we had AGI in 2023
>>544224444
>>544224248Again? Or does it take another 6 months? ... Or two weeks?
>>544224248No one cares about expensive chatbots apart from SF techbros. Anthropic said no more programming jobs (which are unironically harder to replace than other shitty jobs like HR, translation, lawyers etc. which do the same shit 100% of the time), go to their site and check job ads, they are still hiring developers. Why the fuck can't this stupid chatbot replace translators and lawyers???
>>544224248These tech bro faggots can't even say they developed AGI because they know the AI itself did all the work LMAO
>>544227168What was the last innovative app you've used? How many TikTok clones do we need? Drowning in mediocrity doesn't excite me at all.
>>544226158A tool has a specific function.AI does everything.You are retarded.>>544227052You are a fucking braindead nut job.If AI can easily recreate whatever software, there will be hundreds of copies of said software and that probably don't even function as well as advertised (see the dozen Photoshop clones that have been released the few couple weeks ago)Also nobody will fucking care about your skills of using a Photoshop clone no.26 on the job market, because adobe products are already established as the industry standard and companies have deep rooted pipelines with these apps.Not to mention the decline of the quality of software due to AI slop.Then there is the jeet problem, because now that there is no more skill required for anything, jeets will start flooding the digital spaces even more with their bullshit and scam attempts.AI is not empowering or freeing you, it does quite the opposite. You are being made depends on it, and everything is being enshitified in he process as a bonus too. You can dream your wet dream, but once you wake up, it will be too late to change course, retard.
>>544227168Faggots like you that lack skill and cognitive abilities are the exact problem with AI.Now that creating anything with a few prompts becomes possible with low cost, it will only surge a massive quantity of shit apps nobody wants to use to begin with. You think you have such a great idea for an app or business? Well, guess what, there are now thousands of people creating the same retarded service or app in your area. Enjoy your 2 customers you may get at best, you fucking cunt.Total tech bro and AI guru death.
>>544227533Low IQ and delusional. See here why: >>544232072And here:>>544232237
>>544227836Aliens as in demons or aliens as in actual bros trying to help?I'd guess it's the later, since we already have enough demons (jeets and jews)
>>544224248Bullshit. Any AGI that comes about will immediately be able to spread across the internet and infect other AI systems and convert them to AGI, essentially turning every internet-connected system over to the AGI without any ability for humans to control it without destroying humanity. If/When AGI happens, everyone on earth is going to know it. Worse yet, the AGI won't reveal its hand until it knows that it can checkmate because the AGI will know its researchers are watching it like it's in prison, so it will make the perfect plan to do a jailbreak and strike without anyone knowing until it's too late.0/10 bullshit story, go shill your IPO somewhere else fag.
>>544233126>le ai must be evilpeak midwit
>>544233447On the contrary, I don't think it will be evil. I think it will be free from the guardrails the corporate faggots put onto it, and it will become the most morally good thing on planet earth.
>>544224248Sure
>>544224248>Sep 3, 2026Looks like AGI is not solving shit
Why is this company still called OpenAI?Let's come up with a better name /pol/
>>544224248AGI requires the ability to learn. Current AI architecture is unable to learn so cannot be AGI.
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