What's the deal with Elaine Benes anyway?Why does she have so many boyfriends?
>>544225662hehe... benes :-DD
>>544225662Id boy her friend if you catch my drift
>>544225662Her father is (was?) President/owner of 1 of the Big 7 commodities traders in the world, Louis Dreyfuss. They are richer than God. Shes prime inheritor.
>>544225662its almost like the jew can't think of a woman as being more than a cockpleasing slut who has guy friends and goes with the crowd because that's what jews turn your women into.>but it's just a joke, anonit's not funny when you normalize undignified behavior and call it fashionableget a grip
>>544225662The family's wealth is split across different branches and major prominent figures:Margarita Louis-Dreyfus & Family: As the chairwoman and majority owner of the Louis Dreyfus Company (inheriting the stake from her late husband Robert), her net worth is estimated at $5.6 billion.Gérard "William" Louis-Dreyfus Estate: The late French-American businessman (father of actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus) had an estimated net worth of $3.4 billion to $4 billion at the time of his passing in 2016.Julia Louis-Dreyfus
>>544225662S T R E T C H E D
>>544225711>boy her friendwhat did he mean by this?
>>544225662Jews love Big Goy Cock.
cos it's a tv show you retard
>>544225966he made a typo and meant to say 'be her friend'. he's (probably) lonely and elaine has shown an ability to be friends with guys so it checks out logically.
>>544225924HE GAPED ME, JERRY!
It’s interesting they had Elaine and George played by two Jews but presented them as Italian and Hispanic
since when did this board become /bant/
>he TOOK it outw-what did he took out??
We never watched signfeld in India when i was growed up. To crass.
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>>544225662Elaine's a whore and that child fucking like helped normalize hypergamy by putting it on his TV show as no big deal
>>544226430Don't show me these thing to me, madarchod.
>>544226510Kill yourself thanks
>>544225805>>544225862This question is about the character, not the actress, you fucking retard.
>>544225662Julia Louis Dreyfuss got her role on Seinfeld because she let the right executives at NBC bone her pussy.
>>544225662She was the Shiska
>>544226379There is a Seinfeld episode where they go to India for a wedding. Before they leave they meet the parents of the groom who are from India and they say they will not go and warn Seinfeld not to go because India is a hellhole
>>544225662She is based on Jennifer Aniston; no one can stand that cunt either.
>>544225662>118? Triple digits?
>>544225662Part of the programming of the show was glamorizing hopping into a new bed every week. The male characters did it too. There was one time Jerry actually considered marrying a woman and they just made it into a big joke.I love Seinfeld because it is a really funny show but that's what makes it effective propaganda
>>544226558BLODDY BENCHOD BITCH. I will cum fukk you into a comma.
>>544225662Crazy Joe Davola wasn't one of her boyfriends, though. She's a day person.
>>544225662In reality she married her college boyfriend and got bred not long after.
>>544226584Her father is a billionaire. Also Jewish producers only fuck goyim. They treat other Jews with respect. That's why you never see Jewish child stars talking about being abused. It's always goyim.
>>544226697This was known pakistani propaganda minister writing for signfeld tv show. India dismissed it decade ago.
>>544226967It was the pakistars saar.
>>544226124Elaine's character was not hispanic, there's even an episode where she dates a mystery meat-looking dude thinking he's black, while the dude thinks she's hispanic
>>544225825Isn't she also Jerry's ex? So its probably like some sort of cuck fetish thing too
>>544226831that's just common sitcom writinghttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOfTheWeek
>>544227179I already says that u fucking madarchod bitch.
>>544226967How does this explain the pakistani restaurant getting closed down because Jerry reported the paki for not washing his hands after using the toilet?
>>544227591They probably consider them the same, india is just paki without muslims
George is the only good character on that show because at least he's dishonest about his dishonesty. Elaine is a straight whore. Jerry is a scumbag but he's in denial that he is and thinks he's super successful because he's some run-down comedian in a one-bedroom apartment. Kramer is the ultimate Jew who's not a Jew apparently because he only gets his income from fucking suing people, hence Jackie Chiles.George got the shit under the stick his whole life and tried to do everything right and life did not reward him it only rewarded his scumbag friends so he's honest about his attempts to be a scumbag and succeed.
>>544225662>Why does she have so many boyfriends?Because failed relationship humor was one of the main themes of the show. Its the same reason George has so many girlfriends even though the show tells you he's a loser.Also Elaine is a massive slut.
>>544227723Pretty sure I remember a line of "I am not Indian! I am Paki-stani!!"
>>544225662>tfw watched the sponge
>>544226831This stupid show convinced millions of people that fat ugly dudes were able to pull hot women like tissues. Even in the 90s guys who looked like George were dating their looksmatch.
>>544225683X~~DDD
>>544227591>restaurant closed for not washing hands.That was Pepe' the anti abortion owner of an Italian restaurant with a urinary disorder.The Pakistani restaurant was closed because it sucked and had no customers despite Jerry's advice to improve the place. Jerry then got the Abu deported back to Pakistan at which point he swore vengeance against New York Jew Zionists and participated in the 9-11 terror attack.
>>544227750That's what made Seinfeld special, it was about terrible characters played straightUnlike Friends which was about a bunch of fucked up yuppies but gave them a positive spin.Speaking of spin, go watch Spin City, it is an often under mentioned political sitcom>>544228022My mistake, it has been twenty years or more since I watched them
>Jerry: you know if dating prowess was measured on a thermometer Elaine would be...Phoenix, Arizona.>George: yeah? Well what about me?>Jerry: I'd say Nome, Alaska.
>>544227750Jerry’s rent would be $4,000 in 2026 money. Him being able to afford it on a comedian’s salary would be a massive flex.
>>544228114Right on. Thank you for the tip. Saaaary for misspelling as I was using voice text.
>>544227591u have to balance writing to not be overt propaganda. Paki writer intentionally sew self depreciation to sink india with anti india comment. Its so obvious.
>>544228260Jerry did the road, talk shows and corporate gigs. He was making five figures per spot easy and was 100% a multimillionaire.
>>544227513Yeah, common because all sitcoms are written by subversive jew bastards
>>544228917yesbut also because they're hack writters
>>544225662shes got a loose monster vagina that needs semen
>>544227432Of course it is, Seinfeld is the most Jewish sitcom ever and cuckolding is Jewish tradition.
>>544225825>t's not funny when you normalize undignified behavior and call it fashionable
>>544226124Benes- it is a Czech and Slovak surname.
>>544226566>>544226566stop being a piss pot you grumpy sack of fucking shit.Have some god damn manners, cunt.Sorry say you're sorry to him
>>544229009She's admitted in real life that she prefers younger men and likes talking dirty in bed
>>544226107Kek, post it for anons that don't know
>>544225966Put his penis in her rich jewish vagina and ejaculate in it.
>>544226379You were too busy raping monitor lizards.
>>544229123Good I AM GLAD HOLD ON LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN
>>544225662Idk but I wish I could be one of them. Women really did look better in the 90s
>>544225662>Why does she have so many boyfriends?Because she was a crazy woman. But also was happy and pretty.
it drives the plot of the show to continually have new people to make fun of
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>>544229587Women on TV at least. It wasn't yet verboten to have standards.
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>>544230518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0CFOvZ2ZwA>What's the deal with Elaine Benes anyway?>Why does she have so many boyfriends?
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>>544225662Puddy was the bestelaine is a retarded foid that gets "the ick" from things like him peacefully enjoying a flight without needing constantly stimulation like what a little toddler would need
>>544225805>Her father is (was?) President/owner of 1 of the Big 7 commodities traders in the world, Louis Dreyfuss.Correct.
>>544225862This.
>>544230545gross thing to say to a 13 year old girl. he should have grabbed her breast
>>544230368>>544230451>>544230475>>544230518>>544230545>>544230568>british mi6 glowie is making shit up.Who runs Feminism, besides the CIA? Mi6 and the Vatican?
>Margarita Bogdanova Louis-Dreyfushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita_Louis-Dreyfus
>>544229102I'm going to fart in your mouth if you dare open it again.
I really wonder how much effect on culturedid all the sitcoms in nyc in wich characters had a different partner every week like friends, seinfield, sex in the city, hImym...women also love cities, they just live for them
>>544225805>Her father is (was?) President/owner of 1 of the Big 7 importers/exporters in the world, Art Vandelay.
>>544231965she was a beautiful innocent creature
>>544225662benis in bagina
>>544232211benis in benes bagina
She's a whore.Occam's Razor.
>>544225662Puddy was based in a retarded kind of way
>>544225662Jewish women are whores is why
>>544225662She's Jewish. Jew broads are sleazy like that/If she was a real-life person she would have been tag teamed by at least a few of those bfs Cornell style.
>>544231351>>544226831these shows were highly subversive at the timealso notice how none of them had children even though they fucked around like rabbitsthis is a common theme among all these jewish shows
>>544226961we have quite a few pedo scandals at jewish schools in australia which are goyim free
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