SAY HIS FUCKING NAMEhttps://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/six-flags-over-georgia-police-respond-after-goliath-coaster-stops
>>544226916when did amusement parks become a byword for nigger deathtraps?
>>544227006it's part of the thrill
>>544227006Its like going to a NASCAR event just because you want to see a bad car crash. Everyone knows niggers will die at amusement parks, its half the reason to go.
It's almost always because the passenger was too obese for the ride and the negroid workers didn't give a fuck to tell him so
never ridden a roller coaster and dont ever plan to>BUT BUTdont care, still not riding one
>well... i can't strap you in safely-->U SAYIN I'S BE 2 FATT 2 RIDEUH!?>n-no... alright send her up.>.........*SPLAT*
>>544226916It's another obese nigger too fat for the restraints.https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2109777210303512965
>>544227423holy kek
>>544227423…
>>544226916I heard only Americans got damaged and no real person was harmed.
>>544227423Jesus.
>>544226916>>544227423ahahahahahahhahai cant breathe
>>544227423>that nigger laughing in the first photo
>>544227423Splat Albert 2: The Splattening
>>544226916oh look one of my recurring nightmares
>>544227423lmao cant be real
>>544226916>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>544227423jesus christdo fat niggers never learn?
>>544228238Just don't be a fat nigger and you should be good to enjoy amusement parks
>>544226916>personNigger
>>544227423HEY HEY HEY!
The only reason this shit happens with these fat niggers, is the kids running these rides are too scared to say no to them, or the nigger intimidates them to begin with.I don't see fat whites falling off of these rides.
>>544227006theyre like roaches when theyre afraid except usually they dont hit the ground at 80mph
i liek roller coasters because they took my foreskin
>>544226916Wow
>>544227423rofl the QR code still lets you buy thesehttps://photos-us.pomvom.com/ag?ride=go&number=1208&prefix=U
>>544230280Looks like it crashed or something
>>544227423LMAO
>Da fuck?
>>544226916>SAY HIS FUCKING NAMEWHATS HIS NAME????ANYONE KNOWS?
>>544227423LOL
>>544230560Goliath!
Libtards have convinced blacks (especially fat blacks) that an employee saying "you can't ride this, it's unsafe" to scream RACISM and FAT SHAMING
is this THE image of 2026?
>>544227006>when did amusement parks become a byword for nigger deathtraps?When niggers hit critical levels of obesity and realized if they just chimped out hard enough when the carnie tries to deny them service on the grounds that the safety hardware cannot engage around their flab they'd just back down. 100% of these nigger related accidents are caused by multiple safety systems being manually bypassed because an uppity obese nigger wants to ride that shit and won't take no for an answer.
>>544230606
>>544227006Complex systems won't survive the competence crisis
Why did amusement parks die?
>>544226916>SAY HIS FUCKING NAMEWheeeeeee-lliam?
>>544227203You have a higher chance of death by slipping and falling out of your computer chair than you do of dying from a roller coaster lmao
>>544227423Did the G forces remove them from their shoes?
Big lawsuit??
>>544227423I've been to that six flags about 50 times, my ex was obsessed with that place she would always get us the platinum year passesThat roller coaster ALWAYS felt like a death trap even as a normal sized human, I'm honestly surprised this is the first death I'm hearing about it The last time I went my restraint wasn't even locked, I had to click it in myself
>>544230901Might've been wedged under the seat in front
His family's about to become nigger rich.
>>544227423https://photos-us.pomvom.com/ag?ride=go&number=1208&prefix=UQR code. Anyone have a six flags account?
>>544226916haha you can easily tell from the illiterate, rambling comments which witnesses were niggers
>>544230919Nig lawsuit
>>544226916this is another splat albert situation, the nog was like 600 lbs and shouldnt have been allowed to ride but chimped out so they let him, just like splat albert situation
>>544230686
>>544227423lmaoyou just know the ride checkers let them on because they didn't want to make a scene about turning away a fat nigger who was clearly not able to safely be restrained by the ride restraints.
>>544230540He looks like a trafficking victim.
>>544226916>GoliathDavid no swing so good
watch this bullshit be the top news story for the next week
>>544228549>>544230686>>544231161HE'S EVEN WEARING A RED TOP!
>>544227006>>544228586Niggers with EBT get to go for nearly free. This is why they became shitholes. My taxdollars and yours get spent so worthless niggers can pollute themeparks and zoos, ruining them.
>>544232040>got Splat Albert 2 before GTA 6
>>544228557If the west never ever gave any aid to africa in any capacity there would hardly be any niggers around today.
>>544227423we need the full photo
>>544232179>got Splat Albert 2 before GTA 6
>>544231058That's another thing. That nigger probably got a taxpayer ride to the park and entry and food now his dumb shit subhuman family is gonna smell a million dollar lawsuit and then the company is going to have to pay it which will detract from the rest of the park. All in service of fucking NIGGERS.
>>544232224I'd buy it if it actually loaded: https://photos-us.pomvom.com/ag?ride=go&number=1208&prefix=U
Any relation to Splat Albert?
>>544227423>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt.............
>>544233128They both belong to the homo-africanus subspecies, so yes.
>>544232329niiggerzzz
>>544227423>ZOOP!
>>544230686no way the clothes match? wtf!!!
>>544226916Was it another fat nigger?
>>544234060>Was it another fat nigger?What do you think?
>>544226916Was it a jeet?
>>544230920so your safety required self awareness and personal responsibility huh? no wonder the nigger died
>>544233128imagine getting your shoes out from under a dead nigger.
Someone should make a goliath meme...
Sucks for the 16 year old employee>uhh gee i dont think im supposed to let you on youre past the weight limi->fucks you sayin cracka hook me up cuz or i sware on gawd you finna catch hands>oh uh..okay
>>544226916Anyone have the video?
>>544226916Remember that fat nigger kid who fell off that giant drop ride a few years ago?
>>544226916>>544227423>history repeats itself once againstupid niggers
>>544231031>>544232357Goddamnit we probably just missed it, I woulda framed that shit
>>544227203Oh come on man, you gotta try it at least once. Start small and build your away up to the loopy loop ones
>>544230756This, follow by this >>544230802
>>544226916Niggers can't walk down steps. Once had one of those leg hanging rollercoasters not lock, the only thing that kept me alive was the lil safety lock strap. My sister started crying when she saw the thing unlocked and me white knuckling. When the ride was over I unbuckled it, it flung up and the boomer safety guy was like uhh that's not supposed to happen.
>>544232329Do they seriously get to go to amusement parks for free?
>>544226916>POV of the ride >photo taken at 01:45>https://youtu.be/M-gfd0WnWO8What’s interesting is that the restraint appears to have failed in the last 10-15 seconds of the ride. He made it through the most intense periods only to get thrown off on the last curve. Leads me to suspect it was some kind of nigger-induced mechanical failure. Why manufacturers don’t install a lap belt as a secondary precaution is beyond me… would turn $300m lawsuits into non-incidents.
>>544226916Any vids of what they mean by "hit the ride 3 times while falling off"?
>>544227203Damn, that's gay.I always make sure to watch Final Destination 3 before I go to Cedar Point. Which by the way, has been rapidly going downhill ever since they merged with Six Flags. I haven't felt totally safe on the rides there the past two years I've gone.But fuck Six Flags and fuck Cedar Point. Six Flags destroyed Geauga Lake and then Cedar Point bought it and closed it without even warning us.I hope the Rotor Guy is still out there somewhere...riding the Rotor...
>>544226916>PersonNope he was black
>>544227423Omg this is glorious
>>544235870short for "person of color"
>>544235808See>>544235530Please make a webm I'm at work
>>544230686>He even has a red shirt like fat albert
>>544227423Somehow big slime has returned
>>544230802Nothing to do with complex systems... it came down to the wagie not wanting to fight some fat fucking nigger over not fitting in the ride.
Can we get an mp4 on /wsg/ please.
>>544227423Kek its alway an obese nigger
>>544226916>Park officials and local leaders offered condolences while early park closures caused heavy traffic congestion and multiple wrecks in the parking lot.Man even in a parking lot niggers can't be orderly and have fucking wrecks at 2mph.
>>544227006always has been
>>544226916I don't believe it until I see LOOKNER report it
>>544226916How many deaths does this make now? Shut down six flags. You never hear any deaths at Disney
>>544235530>Leads me to suspect it was some kind of nigger-induced mechanical failureBased on the evidence in the video, I am leaning in that direction, too.
>>544228203Splat Albert 2: Still Brappin', Georgia Snappin'
>>544228040
>>544236207That would be so funny if there was a trail of mid-air diarrhea when that pic was taken
>>544236182Bonafide cracka lackin
>>544228464>Flyers
There’s an audio somewhere
>>544228305>unintelligible clicking noises
>>544226916FUCK ROLLER COASTERS I AM NEVER GOING IN IT EVERalso no one in my family isfuck this not in any country or timei dont trust these fuckers
>>544236207this is a good montage
>>544227423>tfw you are about to be killed by a 400 pound chunk of hurtling fat
>>544230540is that a zombie?
Feel a little bad. Apparently he hit the ride multiple times on the way down and went with his wife and kid
>>544237063This exact scenario is why black fathers abandon their kids (yes that's the dead guys son)
nigga dun goofedshit like this need to happen now and then to keep the thrill of the rides genuine
>>544231189they let him on and nothing bad happened
>>544235322do they?I get ebt.road trip time to Darien Lake!!
>>544235530>nigger-induced mechanical failure'NIMF'
>>544227423>>544228464They do this shit because they are looking for a payday. The last fatfuck who fell's family got 300M from the park/manufacturer who didn't even want to come to the states to argue this gay bullshit
>>544227423kek just imagine dying with your fat nigger ass crack all over the news
>>544237035>>>544237035thanks I drew it
>>544237730I doubt they even know about that, being niggers and all. If it isn't on the tiktok timeline it's fake.
>>544227423>oh mah gah
>>544232040
>>544227006Always have been. It's an intentional deterrent, part of their pricing/location choices.
>>544226916F
>>544238101U
there is a black thing in this videoat 1:12 :20idk if the man or a hole in a building or some thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KaNTy2sO2w&t=4345s
>>544228464>do niggers never learn?No, anon, they're niggers.
>>544238278i found a vid of the ride and place where accident took placeit was pprobably before the last turn at 1:43this looks like the building with the hole nowhttps://x.com/coastersnbrews/status/2048940164051828750
>>544238278yep thats the last turn immediately after the camera and before the return to station.that is the hole his body made when he breached the roof
>>544226916One less nigger.
>>544226916>SAY HIS FUCKING NAMEBiggie Falls.
