Making our assholes dirty o own the libs, MAGA!!!
Did baby learn how to inspect element?
>>544228204Learn to write
this is a real tweethe really is that petty and delusional
>>544228146Georgia-Pacific are owned by Koch Industries and is a major GOP donor.
>>544228501Koch Industries owns almost all paper products and fucking Lycra. Yoga pants sluts.
>>544228146Is this real? I genuinely can't tell. Donald Trump is the head Bozo of Clown World.
Be like my people. Every woman you pass on the street has nary a whiff of residues smeared across her holes
>>544228146Okay stinky brownoid.We prefer actual cleanliness over your pretend-to-wash.>"But i did mah buttwashing ritual i can't be a stinky shitstain!"Anyone with a functional nose can tell otherwise.
THIS is what I voted for
>>544228737Never post on this site again
>>544228841If you don’t use a bidet then you are dirtier than the most smelly Indian, you are subhuman.
>>544229084So you wish Ranjeet bin Mohammed, again we can literally just smell you while we'd rather not.
>>544228974Im gonna post as many coinslots as I like.
>>544229181I’m a white person with Nordic ancestry,I view other whites who don’t use bidet on the same level as homeless trash
>>544229181Just wash your fucking ass, retard, it's disgusting not to.
>>544229277Sure, six generations in the past maybe, and now so "white" you turn greyskinned in winter like all your brown muslim buddies.>>544229399Exactly, use the fucking toilet paper you nasty rat.
>>544229461How do you "wash" with paper? Poop-ass stain.
>>544229277Also of Nordic descent, I own a bidet and still use toilet paper to laugh at poor fags.
>>544228648i can never tell, either, and i refuse to give his gay ass platform traffic
>>544229226A weirdo that subjects strangers to his sexual fetishes.
>>544228146The miggers will be forced kicking and screaming onto the Toto washlet.
>>544229461Hey, Nigger. It's entirely possible to use both. You can't walk around all day with a wet bunghole.
>>544229547Same way you wash anything else shit-for-brains.>>544229720I do not object to using both (so apoligies if you felt you were caught in the crossfire), i object to those who pretend to be clean yet who can be "inspected" from great distance and found not to be clean.They tend to be the ones whining about toilet paper.
>>544229841Nothing screams godliness more than a clean coinslot.
It's like that joke, "You know the difference between a frenchman and an Indian nowadays? Perfume.".
>>544228146This is an outrage.
>>544229461>use toilet paperDisgusting white trash pig.
>>544229923Depends on the god and definition of cleanliness, again performative washing just doesn't do it while most who use toilrt paper never fail to the point of it being the default for good reason.
>>544229841Keep whining
>>544230022Well, I'm not an anal cleansing expert such as yourself, but wouldn't you think a dogs tongue would do the trick?Or better yet, work yourself out into a state of swamp ass and wipe it off with the sweat to save water.
>>544229923id fuck his coin slot im gonna be real
>>544230001We don't all have the luxury of being able to pretend that performative washing suffices, not all of his have shit colored skin to easily hide the contrary.>>544230057It's literally not me that whines, Trump made you lot whine and i just amplified it.
>>544229277Me too, I'm a White Nordic Viking.
>>544230203Lets do it together.
>>544230119Well my ancestors didn't get stuck on a rainy island and instead managed to maintain a firm hold on some of Europe's most productive lands, so i just pick the best options at liberty.
>>544230231Don’t you literally take showers to performative wash? Lmao You are a whiner
>>544230336>Well my ancestors didn't get stuck on a rainy islandImagine bragging about being from the Niggerlands. A literal WEF worshipping, cramped, overpriced shithole with a low car ownership despite average income.What do you do with all the money you save from not owning a car? Do you have A/C, a dishwasher, a tumble dryer, a bidet even? I have all of those things. I'm not rich either, I can just afford them.The Netherlands is by far the worst value for money in Europe, you people are the sole reason Americans coined the term "europoor".
>>544230342Indeed, so you just keep whining at me? As you did by whining at Trump, by beginning whining at me?Unlike browns we aren't known to be stinky, so no it's not performative if you do it right. But that's the thing: These idiots think "right" refers to something religious, something ritualistic.The smell tells you that that is eufemism for "insufficient".
>>544230624How do you have those things?I’m actually ultra wealthy and I can barely afford those things
>>544230624Say how's Londonistan? Also your country's literally broke and fracturing, i mean i like to rag on the Netherlands too but even Belgium is in a better spot to do so than a bong like you.
>>544230683...How do you manage that? They're not expensive.I don't use it but i have a bidet in the guest quarters since sometimes we get foreign guests.(there are also instructions on how to sit on the toilet and where *not* to put the dirty toilet paper for that reason)
>>544228146>dumocrats>lame stream media>TalafreakoFuck me his banter is bad. Can any Aussies here confirm if bants that weak would get you arrested there?
>>544230683With all due fairness, my air conditioning a few portable units I take out every summer. But the price of all together is no more than 2 grand at MOST, depending on brand. I don't get why more people don't have them.
>>544230739Belgium is better than the Netherlands because you can own a car over there.
>>544230917...Why do you have trouble owning a car here?
>>544230942You seem to have trouble owning a bidet. You're not one to shit on others, especially if I own a bidet and a car.
>>544231263I literally own both, see: >>544230847But cope some more ya offended stinky little shitstain.
>>544228146South park was right holy shit
>>544231675No you don't lmao. Be real "Guest quarters"? lmao. How stupid do you think I am? "Guest room" would've fooled me because at least that's feasable.You will NEVER have a "Guest quarters"You will NEVER have a Tumble DryerYou will NEVER have a DishwasherYou will NEVER have Portable A/CYou will NEVER have a CarYou will NEVER have a Bidet.The Netherlands might as well become a giant city state; Over priced, everywhere. The only "Luxury" you probably have is a coffee maker. But I don't care about coffee.
Ever read Varg’s book on prehistoric religious and magical practices in Scandinavia?I used to have recurring dreams as a child about going into a burial mound the entry being located in a hollowed out tree stump, inside was a skeleton wearing a Vendel era Spangenhelm and maille holding a sword & a maiden with long braids. She told me that those items were as much mine as they were his and placed the helmet on my head.Years later reading that book Varg mentioned people going into their family burial mounds to retrieve swords or other artifacts.Full disclosure I am 1/4 Scandinavian with something like 36% genetic Scandinavian admixture, family came from Hadeland, Telemark and Småland.
>>544233938No I hate Varg for calling me a bunch of names for being an Incel and a prositutes user
