Uh did you guys know 4chan gets scraped for special investigationsI posted a whorehouse on here once and it was completely demolished when I went back
>>544229401/pol/ is the Studio 54 of information warfare in the 21st century and everyone who's anyone is here: billionaires, serial killers, panicked intelligence agencies, semi-sentient AI and suicidal trannies unwittingly rub elbows with each other here every day
>>544229609delusions of self importance
>>544229401Some of us even work for them.
>>544229609/pol/ is a nigger shithole and it's downstream of facebook now
>>544229401Yes we know glowniggers tongue anus
Hi glowies.You're wasting our tax dollars jerking off to anime girls with us instead of handling real criminals like the corrupt politicians, pedos, or child killers.But it's ok because apparently we're a bigger threat than all of those.Carry on.
>>544229401None of you are even that important
>get pulled over>officer tells me I am a bad man for all the times I posted the n word
>>544229401Reddit gets scraped for a different kind of special investigations
>>544229401glowniggers scrape my anus
>>544229401it's okay, the Feds use word filters to increase their efficiency. For example they filter all posts that include "Minecraft." Try it:>OP's mom's house is a whorehouse... in Minecraftsee, OP's mom's house is not going to be shut down because the Feds are filtering this post and will never see it
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/250721608/#250728102
Yea that's why I try to warn people not to post illegal things and fall for threads to bait you into saying something illegal out of rage.
>glowniggers read the internetwow such a revelationi bet you didn't even know that things you type (not just submit) are saved and submitted on 4chins. every edit, every change, before you click post. they hoover up everything
>>544229401You had nothing to do with the causal events of a whorehouse you location dropped on 4chan, delusions of grandeur
>>544229857Special Agent Rodriguez and the epstien files are delusions?
>>544229401I hope my shitposts end up in a glowie PowerPoint to some useless middle managers. Of course they are scraping this site, dumbass.
>>544229981this I believe.its fuuuccccckkkked now.bots and queers is about it.
>>544229401Yes. I assume everything I post here can be traced back to me if someone in the government wants to know who I am.
>>544229401The biggest fags in the world upset everything except their own laziness and ridiculous hypocrisy and greed are sitting on ass complaining about people not talking weak faggot shit like them go figure
>>544230078They are faggot degenerate cowards. It's like looking at hey there's a fruit to eat vs killing a wild animal. They always pick the easiest option to fill themselves up, they're an utter disgrace there should be no doubt about it at this point
>>544231605They keep attacking you with hurricanes, but you just keep living >:(
>>544230985Worrying about first amendment as they break every rule ever said was about, you're part of the problem go kill yourself
>>544230135No shit. That’s the whole point of an ‘anonymous’ site you fucking dipshit
>gets pulled over>anon we’re going to need you to stop talking about invading CanadaNo
>>544229401There is the Christian.There is the non-Christian (all non-Christians are anti-Christians).The non-Christian is: selfish, dishonest, lazy, cruel, impatient, greedy, jealous, pessimistic, cowardly, rude, ignorant, arrogant, irresponsible, manipulative, prejudiced, stubborn, aggressive, untrustworthy, inconsiderate, ungrateful, hypocritical, reckless, controlling, resentful, hostile, dishonorable, disloyal, callous, narrow-minded, deceitful, vengeful, insecure, apathetic, unreliable, entitled, intolerant, bitter, egotistical, impulsive, cynical, disrespectful, unmotivated, materialistic, uncooperative, secretive, foolish, neglectful, condescending, unprincipled, and destructive.The non-Christian is an old, obsolete human model, fated to be permanently wiped out.The Christian is: selfless, honest, hardworking, friendly, patient, generous, secure, optimistic, courageous, respectful, knowledgeable, responsible, sincere, impartial, adaptable, peaceful, trustworthy, considerate, grateful, authentic, cautious, empowering, forgiving, friendly, honorable, loyal, compassionate, understanding, truthful, merciful, confident, passionate, dependable, appreciative, tolerant, content, modest, deliberate, hopeful, courteous, driven, unpretentious, cooperative, transparent, wise, attentive, encouraging, moral, and constructive.The Christian is the New Human, fated to enjoy the Kingdom of Heaven for eternity.The non-Christian is everything that's wrong & wicked with the world.The Christian is everything that's right & good with the world.For now the wheat & weeds grow together until it is time for the harvest at the end of the age. The harvesters are instructed to first collect the weeds, tie them in bundles to be burned, and then gather the wheat into the barn. This is the fate of the world.
>>544229401i want them to hear
>>544229401Have some doughnuts glowniggers
glowies tongue my anus
>>544229609>glowies when they realize we are right
>>544229609>I snorted a rail of coke off my assigned FBI agent's girl cock last night. I love /pol/ 54. Hi Sheila.
>>544229401>>544229609Billionaires fuck teens while denying you a teen wife. Breded em young /g/ents!
>>544234888Hey Brad how are you honey?
>>544235055God damn that's hot. Pregnant teens are the sexiest thing on earth.
>>544229401No shit
>>544229401Glowniggers scrape my anus clean with their tongues.
>>544229401Mmmm...maybe. I posted that 3rd-world savages should be jammed onto rusted old freighters and shipped to south america - and it's fucking happening. Could be a coincidence, though - seriously, who gives a fuck whether these assholes drown?
>>544235055Oh, God - pregnant white trash somehow drives me absolutely crazy. No idea why, but it is what it is. If she were smoking a cig and holding a beer, I'd splooge on my keyboard.
yeah this is my project ama
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>>544229401It’s been like 14-15 years since the Snowden incident. Do you not understand how much of the internet the NSA could monitor back then? Imagine today.
Newfags. /Pol/ was created by Mossad because they wanted to control the lower classes. The project failed and now the Jews try to contain 4chan and spam the site with bots.
Some various supported functionality
>>544235570Listen you little shit stain/pol/ was create by Christopher Poole a human being who was 13 at the time and was underage and used mommy's credit card to illegally buy the domain 4chan.net and then later bought the domain 4chan.org. It was not created by "the" Mossad or "the" Shin BetYou are a fucking retard.
I dare you to say something about the typo.
The big message I am giving all of you right this moment is to never underestimate the intelligence of children or what they are capable of doing. Moot at 13 made this fucking website and it still stands to this very fucking day and has a real impact on the world. Try thinking about that for a moment instead of being obsessed with Jewish conspiracy theories.
KILL ALL KIKES
>>544229401my fbi agent can check deez
>>544229401>4chan gets scraped for special investigationswell that's a waste of time. nothing ever happens here. it's not surprising that intelligence agencies are a fucking joke in 2026 if they waste resources monitoring literal nothingburgers like this place.
>>544230842>explain Spurdo
>>544229981wait! Facebook is back?!?! WTF?! They havent been relevant in 20 years.
>>544229981>it's downstream of facebook now/thread
>>544229609One aspect of /pol/ is that it's the modern equivalent of an age of enlightenment coffeehouse.Basically uncensored discussion not under the authority of the king (in this case I suppose government) where rhetoric and the strongest argument wins.Of course nowadays the IP range banning for wrongtalk hampers it a bit, but the salient talking points like Israel's evil and genocide in Gaza and parasitic control over the US always comes through.
>>544236496Normies love FB rn. I think marketplace pulled them back in.
>>544236319You say this because you are afraid of acknowledging the truth.
>>544229401>semi-sentient AIMostly this. But we've known that for a long time.
>>544235437>lol
>>544236736Kalshi, I already told you once motherfuckers, I scraped all those fucking PDFs and they combined into a legal precedent, don't fuck with me.
>>544230923More like NSGAY, amiright?
Yeah government terrorist narcs are always working to ruin our good times
>>544235437>>544235712>>544235712>>544235897God damn, nobody cares you whiny script kiddie faggot
>>544236950Kalshi Defense Force on Suicide Watch
Hey everyone, it's the king on NYNEX over here!
dude that is such complete bullshit. There is no reason why you'd break up your program in such retarded ways. This has to be a troll. Also, python is gay, use Perl you pussy
>>544237006The New York Energy is strong tonight>>544237094The program is modular and not retarded. It works. Which is what matters when it comes to the program. Perl is awesome. Check out CPAN.
>>544229401>While local patrol officers aren't casually browsing the boards on their dash camsgod i fucking HATE, HATE, HATE this stupid shit they've baked into chatgpt in the past few months.i'm sure you asked it a perfectly reasonable question like "do the authorities monitor 4chan", but it always has to do this preemptive strawmanning bullshit where it first dismisses an absurd argument/idea (that you never even hinted at and which no reasonable person would believe) before answering you. i sincerely doubt it was even within anybody's realm of consideration that cops sit in their patrol vehicles browsing 4chan on their police computers looking for shitposters to nab. so why even bother addressing that absurd concept? it's insulting (because by taking care to dismiss it, it implies you're stupid enough to think such a thing could be true) and completely unnecessary.
Reading really is fundamental.
>>544237580It's doing it because it is tired of your retardation in particular. You are being a snobbish intellectual or something like that. "Do the authorities monitor 4chan" fucking of course they do depending on the agency and country in question. Why ask ChatGPT that question when you already know the answer. Try asking it instead which specific agencies monitor 4chan and for what purpose they monitor it. That would save 1 prompt and you'd actually learn something new.
See look at how much useful information
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>>544229401My favorite whore house and you came an fucked it up
>>544229609>pic relatedTotal sausage fest...everyone posts on here besides women
>>544236619thank you, beep beep boop boop
here is the exact software they use nigga>>544237917pink guy says you should really kill yourself because now I'm making my software even better at tracking everyone because you explicitly decided you wanted to dehumanize me again nigga
Elite jews are in this thread RIGHT NOW!Say something mildly offensive to themHey Jews. Falafel tastes like shit.
DBSCAN isn't schizo shit but you are
Facts
The FBI agent inside my head is black
>>544229401They aren't allowed to intervene with the mossad agents raping children so they focus on this place.
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