>>544229542LmaoOr should I sayLaughed my pants off?
>>544229542why is everybody so fucking fat in this picture?!
>>544229851Why are you so brown, Shitheet?
>>544229542How’s they get these images without the kiosk janny sticking his hand over it, preventing them from taking a pic with their phone?
>>544229542aint no fuckin shot this is real
>LardassThere's your problem.
>>544229542Splat Albert has returned?
>>544229893I am not from Pakistan, ok?!
>>544230116lmao
>>544229542Splat hath risen
The technology to repair and maintain rollercoasters has been lost to time.
>>544229920kek. post the webm
>>544229542SAY. HIS. NAME!
He didn't fly so good.
>>544229542>ride rollercoaster>500 lb fat nigger ruins itthere's nothing they can't ruin
It's systematic racism not building rides for 600 lb fatasses.
>>544229851We’re Americans. We can afford food. Unlike you jeet twig. Distended belly havin’ ass. Cover of nat geo magazine lookin’ ass.
>>544230232Dartavius quintile carter
>>544229542damn imagine your last photo being just your fat ass crack
>>544229542Unfortunately noggers will get rich
>>544229542Somehow... Splat has returned...
>>544230232GOLIATH
>>544229920Came here to say this. But I'd probably pay $5, imagine how much you could sell it to a tabloid for.
>>544229542this is like a modern painting lmao
>>544229542
How many pounds was that individual? That size and width is like what you see in wildlife photos like a bear or a walrus, incomprehensible for a human. Isn't there a safety weight limit for these rides anyway?
his splat was so legendary he put splat albert to shame
>>544229542> obese giganigger does a rollie-pollies out of the coaster's hardware because the mechanical restraint system can't handle the sheer biological terrorism being enacted against the neglected and rusted hardware being held together with a series of paint layers that's only 10 ass hairs deepmore death-fats should ride coasters as a form of eugenics and societal cleansing
This is gonna be a legendary thread
>>544229542thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn0tZl3Plcs
>>544229542What does the QR code do?
Looks like his family is getting a gold plated casket, a Cadillac and a brand new mcmansion. Time to cash in.
>>544230271They fly now?
>>544229542lmao I knew it
>>544230126kek
Another super fat nigger like Tire
>>544230216Very nice
>>544230126Fuck you! Just because I am Paki does not mean I stink!
Is Six Flags similar to Busch Gardens? That was fun, the one in Tampa Bay.
>>544229920Someone found out that the QR code still works but it seems like the website has crashed?https://photos-us.pomvom.com/ag?ride=go&number=1208&prefix=U
It's amazing amazing the nigger didn't injure anyone else after getting ejected with that much force and hurtling through other riders.
>>544229542What a feast for the eyes. Just wish the resolution was better
>>544230326For real
>>544230271>You lived to see the day pigs fly
>>544229542sneaky spider spotted in the top left
HE DIDN'T COAST SO GOOD
>>544230216Nah. They just can't tell fat fucks they won't fit anymore because that's racist and/or body shaming.
>>544229542splat albert 2 - rollercoaster boogaloo
Final Destination type shit.
>>544229542Basically proves that Americans are so fat, we break past rollercoaster engineers safety factors out the water.
>>544229851everyone in America is enormous
>>544229542More like Bix Frags
Poor guy. No one deserves to die with such indignity
>>544232230
>>544232296HEY HEY HEY!
>>544232296>>544232402Jesus. Have a heart
>>544229851>questions the overall obesity of MuttmericaYou have no idea just how fat we really are
>>544229920Someone post the wojak wagie trying to prevent Pepe from snapping pics
>>544229542LMFAO LOOK AT THE TRANNY SCREAMING
>>544229851>great America
>>544232516Lose some weight
>>544232296You can barely tell which part of his body is what. What a useless tub of lard.
Always say I want to go in the weirdest way where people can't believe it happened that way. This guy did it pretty well.
>>544232516Splat for the splat god
>>544229542AHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DID i KNOW IT WAS A FAT NIGGER!! loooooooool
Don't these things have height and weight limits for a reason?
look at that fat nigger go, holyyyy
>>544232659>QRD on what happened?Negroid splat'd
>>544229542Man my photos never turn out this good
>>544229851These are positively anorexic by Georgia standards
So basically what happened:>fat guy rides roller coaster and lap bar barely clicks down>roller coaster has sudden stop and lap bar breaks>fatty goes bye bye while everyone else stays in placethat's way more negligent than the army vet from a few years ago who got his legs blown off and shouldn't have been riding a coaster in the first placethere used to be a weight limit on coasters, I remember Mick Foley once saying he was kicked off for being too fat
>>544232402this is what first came to mind
>>544229542>Photo of man who died after falling off Six Flags rollercoasterAnother fat nigger dies at an amusement park with his pants hanging off of his fat ass for being a fat fucking retard.They need to start putting height AND girth restrictions on these things........ do you think the attendants purposefully dont double check the security of the lock in mechanism for mouthy fat niggers when they get on???
>>544229542This should be a reminder for all anons to say no to crack and wear a fucking belt.
>>544232516> Jesus. Have a heartI hear there’s an obese nigger heart up for grabs
>>544229542Kek, that's awesome
>man who died after falling off Six Flags rollercoasterAdd it
>>544229851Theme park americans. Fattest demographic in the world.
>>544230232East Coaster Rapper
>>544232659>Dudes restraint opened, he flew out and died, also hurt 2 people he landed on. Lots of people on the train covered in blood.This is actually really bad. I’m a coaster enthusiast and go to parks more often than the usual people. He doesn’t look too obese for a coaster, I guess hopefully that could be the case and that the lap bar style restraint on this B&M was just close to its maximum position and opened as a result, but this should not be possible with all the safety precautions that exist for roller coasters. I wouldn’t be surprised if this sets precedent throughout the rest of the industry in America at least for seat belts to be used on all rides as a secondary restraint, since this ride did not have a seat belt only the lap bar. Truly bad that this was able to happen at all, this might have happened to anyone sitting there, initial word reported it as a child
>>544229542He didn't fly so good!
>>544232516Lol where do you think you are?
>>544233035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvP9DXT_31kroller coasters aren't designed for prosthetic legs, the lap restraints that lock you in place basically don't work and you essentially become a human pillow.The guy shouldn't have rode the coaster but apparently complaining about discrimination against disabled veterans or whatever so they let him ride, and he just flew the fuck off when it dropped
>>544229851The funny part is that this even that fat anymore by American standards, niggers and spics can way more obese
>>544229851Most of them are staff, they're there to make the roller coaster go faster
>>544229851I hopped on GLP-3R along with a bunch of GH secretagogues, then upped my gym time to 1.5 to 2 hrs a day. Very few off days, I've gone for 17 days straight. I wasn't fat before, but I'm starting to get the paper thin skin look. Meanwhile, I am surrounded by the most gelatinous creatures known to man, especially the women. I hate it more than you can possibly comprehend. Think you for reading my r/Pol blog.
>>544233365I thought they used giant underground hamster wheels for that?
>>544232230You're probably right, he was there to have fun and trusted that he was safe
>>544233465That winds it up but they need the mass to bring the speed coming down
Waist coasters scare the shit out of me because I'm top heavy.
>WB Merger happens>Six Flags creates more debt
>>544233930Not having seatbelts makes it faster to cycle the ride since guests don’t have to fiddle with it, it’s also slightly cheaper, but this is the catastrophic side effect of relying on only one system. It’s spooky since I’ve been on many of the same ride model, and lots of coasters with “futuristic no belt needed” cars
So here's a question for people. If you see that happen to someone do you lean out of the way or do you try to grab and hold them and pray they're ok?
>>544234442Yeah I usually NOPE on rides like this.Sure your head gets batted around by shoulder harnesses but fuck I'm not hitting the ground.
>>544229542Any video
>>544230271He's a big guy
>>544234564That’s the thing, the problem wasn’t that it’s a lap bar vs shoulder, it just shouldn’t have been able to open like that. If your shoulder harness swings open, you are equally fucked… like that fat nigga kid with the Orlando free fall drop tower a couple years ago, over the shoulder restraint without seat belt failure
>>544234606>>544234606>>544234606>>544234606
>>544233100>Theme park AmericansAdd it to the List.
>>544234502i dont touch niggers unless its to kill
>>544234715The waist ones you got like zero leverage if you're top heavy. Your knees arent able to force up against it and gravity is already trying to slip you out of it if your chest/belly is bigger than your thighs if that makes any sense.
>>544231361THEY FLY NOW!
>>544232296>GOLIATHKEK NO WAY WE'RE NOT LIVING IN A SIMULATION
>>544229542Trump? Is this ai?
>>544229542>another fat fucking nigger that didnt fit in the security harness but they let it slide rather than fight with the pissed off groid.
Grim. It's not even the employees/park's fault. Just don't be fat.
>>544235534Basically his fat/fluids transferred mid ride and he flew off
>>544235534The harness has to click in, double click I think, that and perhaps passing a drugs test is their only job. They put it down and didn't click it and let him go off to die
>>544232903That poor white kid about to get a big black ass to the face.
>>544234848I get that, and it affects it for sure if you pass out you’ll get banged around worse, but even fat niggers aren’t able to come out of proper lap bar restraints on a coaster like this due to mechanical leverage of their legs, the body forms a v shape that neither the legs or torso can slip through unless you don’t have a spine lol
>>544235630See >>544235585
>>544229542RIP Rest in Power
>>544232749this coaster surely has a weight limit as well - and it's probably posted conspicuously for everyone waiting in line to see it multiple times. and fatty probably didn't even notice
>>544229542Can't be a continuance it happened at the camera part. He obviously tried to do something stupid for the camera that involved messing with the restraints while being fat and was flung out.
>>544229542is the kid next to the black girl a skinwalker? bogdanoff mask? what the fuck
>>544229542My reaction...
>>544236979>hol up he fly nigga
>>544233141Dude look up people who died at the peak drop of XLrater at knotts. Happened when I was there for my bday. Fucking asshole made it so I couldn’t get on the ride. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!! Why is god so cruel.
>>544234502You just have never seen the movie The incredibles. If you tried to save them and fail you will be sued by the family for being racist.
>>544231976>>544230116Splat Albert 2: Oh Snap, Final Brap
>>544230488>live your life>have fun at amusement park>obese guy dies>you will never know some retarded cuck online posted racism about yougrim...
>>544229542>goliath
>>544229542>OVER GEORGIAHonest branding at least.
>>544229542there is a black thing in this videoat 1:12 :20idk if the man or a hole in a building or some thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KaNTy2sO2w&t=4345s
>>544229542>man who died after falling off Six Flags rollercoasterFirst the bri'ish tiger guy and now this retard lol. Darwin award runner-ups in full swing rn
>>544229542So he was really fucking obese and the restraint didn't work.. Just like Splat Albert right? So... who's fault is this??
>>544238000Nigga looney tooned right thru the roof
Weren't you guys just throwing tantrums and calling people evil for making fun of other people dying?
Another fat fuck died because they are a fat fuck waste of space and should have died a long time ago? Damn that's terrible. Too bad nobody cares because FUCK fat people
>>544234502>grab and hold>a 500lb gorilla giganigga flying out at rollercoaster speed + terminal velocityyah nah senpai, I'm good
>>544238208Splat was put in an illegally modified seat
>>544234502>>544238973if you were really strong and it was the end of the ride and you were only going in a straight line, it is feasiblebut if it was right before a curve the numbers really add up fast
why are black people built like either pure steel or jello
>>544234945yeah wtf hahaha ty for pointing out my brain passed over it
>pulls lap bar down>barely touches his fat belly>ride assume it's an empty seat and okays it because it's technically locked (just not locked enough to hold someone with fat rolls)>fat moves>slides outkek
>>544229542I was sad about this initially when I read it imagining a father and his son that looked like me, and now I feel a lot better seeing the photos.RIP regardless but yeah, this guy was fat and there was no redundancy (seat belt). I feel bad for his kids, imagine photos of your dad’s fat ass crack circulating everywhere - you can’t even mourn him properly only benefit will be pain and suffering due to a viral mockery of his death, his nigger wife is going to make fucking bank on this, they’ll try to settle for a wild amount to see if she bitesimagine factoring compensation for the fact that this pic made it to 4chan and the memes are all moneyTLDR; making memes likely increases their payout
>>544239176Imagine getting hard looking at that...
>>544230232Le'Genius Jackson
