>don't offer you food at their house >don't have any word for please or thank youWhat the fuck is northern Europe's problem?
>>544236562nordicks wont serve their house guests food but will gladly bend over and take somali refugee nigger dick up their assmaster race my balls
They can't imagine being an ungrateful brownoid. Since they exist in a permanent state of gratitude everything is polite by default.
>>544236562Non-Anglo yuros are fucking rude. All of them. Literally dey culcha.
>>544236562They all used to live like this. Scandinavia never had an aristocracy who cultivated social graces because one kingdom kept replacing the other, they had a bureaucrat class close to the monarch and all the peasants underneath. This meant they were all egalitarian to the point of crassness. Norway only got their current royal family in 1905 when they had a town vote to remove the current Swedish monarch and dissolve their union to bring in one of their Danish cousins.
>>544237007and we never will be like you winston
>>544236562>What the fuck is northern Europe's problem?They're being replaced so you won't have to worry about them any more
>>544237007One must wonder what the Norwegian women smelled like
>>544236562Nordcucks are literal niggers if you look closely, in fact, a lot of them even have big lips and flat noses like niggers too
>>544236562>>don't have any word for thank you'tack' means 'thank you', also 'thank you' isn't a word so its actually you that don't have a word for it
>>544236562Built for big migrant cock
>>544237007>Scandinavia never had an aristocracyNorway, Finland and Iceland definitely didn't. Only with oil has Norway pulled itself up beyond their humble origins. Denmark was the closest one that had a proper aristocracy like the rest of the mainland Europe so are the most refined, but this is contrary to their stereotype as being the most coarse of the lot because of how their language sounds (not only Germanic but throaty as a bunch of island settlements instead of the melodic free flowing sound of the other Scandi languages due to all the space). This is why Copenhagen was seen as both one of the nicest cities in the world and a shithole (which today is fulfilled by its neighbour Malmo instead). Sweden was like a compromise of all these other states because they kept replacing the leaders since they were in the middle of the mall.One thing you might notice in Norway is the gnomes everywhere. They represent this national character.
>>544236562they're mentally sick people
>>544237403this map is made upyou know that right?
>>544237278thanks
>>544237525you're welcome
>>544237494This is pol, you can say and post whatever you want and they'll believe it if it makes them angry enough
>>544237581>>544237571>>544237525>>544237494why won't you feed me if i came to your home with as a guest? would you just take the bottle of wine i brought as a gift and drink that without giving something in return?????
>>544236562What a bunch of bullshit. Exactly what one would expect from this place though. I'll allow it. Carry on.
>>544237647Slow down, you need to explain what a gift is first.
>>544236562>>544237403This isn't the entire picture. We'll offer you coffee or tea with some pastries or cookies if you visit. Just not like, an impromptu invitation to dinner. If you're a kid coming over to hang out with my children. Then dinner time is your cue to go home to your senpai. If you insist on staying you probably have some snacks and candy to feed you until you get home. Maybe someone will order pizza or come in with a sandwich for you. You do get breakfast if you stay the night though.
>>544237707is this why europeans mooch off NATO and get angry when we expect something in return?
>>544237647Why are you bringing a gift?Why do you expect something back if you give a gift? Then it becomes an exchange instead?
danke innit?
>>544237924oh my god. you can't even follow basic social norms.
>>544236562Please is a begging word. We ain't no beggars, we vikangs. No Dane ever begged for anything.
>>544236726I support the Muslims because speaking a Germanic language other than English is inherently subhuman.
>>544237938Bitch you don't even let cashiers sit down on the job.
>>544236562Shut up you shit coloured subhuman
>>544237691>FlagWhat would a danish incel know about Norwegian words?
>>544236694This. It literally "goes without saying".
>>544237958snälla
>>544237958Lmao your viking ancestors would be so disappointed in you. You're nothing like them, you're just another sad modern man. Now bring on the cope and seethe.
>>544238178No Danish word tho and that one doesn't even mean please really. The vikangs win again. WE KANGZ.
>>544238273You sound mad you don't have pure viking genes.>Blumpf actually thought he could take on the vikingsheh
>>544237164Russia is lambasted for removing their aristocracy and ruling class for communism and then again with the current republics. This was actually unknown during their Tsarist era where they were mostly serfs. In Scandinavia on the other hand this replacing of their rulers was a constant occurrence, usually by another Scandinavian country. Maybe they got the idea from you. But they were always called Norway, Sweden etc. so it never seemed like anything was changing.
>>544238393don't even make me get into this shit right now
>>544238393why are you still mad about greenland? he was just fucking around with you.
>>544238393>*sits idly by while niggers invade his ancestral homeland*>ur just jealous!Lmao keep up the cope, you're not a viking. You're just some sad sack on the internet not doing anything. Your ancestors are not smiling down on you, they are cringing.
>>544236562>>don't offer you food at their houseDidn't say please.
>>544237494>this map is made upthere are people in this thread, from these countries, confirm it to be real.
>>544236562they only get 6 hours of sunlight a yeargiving someone a pickled herring can mean the difference between surviving the winter and starving
>>544237958You are doing yourself a disservice calling yourself Vikings implying your only history and national character is a gaggle of nomadic pagans, like the Saami up north. But even your aristocracy still seemed to keep this viking mythos the whole time so it could be shorthand for them and they still do. Most people are usually shocked Scandinavia has a royal family and therefore an aristocracy below them before you get to the middle and working classes, this goes against the viking stereotype but actually it fits accordingly (eg. templars)
>>544237278tak
>>544239005Even the towns, streets and even modern cities keep the same viking aesthetic and this seen as a classy thing, contrary to how they are viewed outside Scandinavia, especially in this country (pirates, robbers, criminals).
>>544236562You don't have a word for "hygge".
>>544239070How about cozy?
>>544238559Your country is over 50% brown.
>>544239164That's closer to "hyggeligt", not the same.
>>544237494My grandparents from Greece worked in Germany for yearsThey would always offer homemade food and treats when they had guestsThey lamented that when they were the guests at a German household they wouldn't even offer them biscuits with their coffee which they hadMy grandad still considers Germany the better nation than Greece due to their labor laws and (then) low corruption (he was basically a slave back in Greece)
>>544239453these stories are utterly alien to the country I grew up inpeople go drink coffee and eat cake at others houses all the time
>>544239164Cozy is actually pretty much the same as hygge. The reddit meme is over.>>544239054That alleyway looks very much like the one in my small town that is probably 1000 years old, very comfy.
>>5442391931 nigger in Europe is worse than 10,000,000 niggers in the US
>>544236650Nords think they are so superior that they can tame Muslims and Africans.
>>544237494You're right. Here's the real one.
>>544239607I wish we didn't have 50 million niggers here.
>>544239453Hospitality in warmer climates was due to higher populations and density, people will spill out into the streets and outside due to heat where socialising with outsiders becomes more common but this isn't necessarily inviting them into your living space although this makes it more tolerable. There will also be a higher likelihood of encountering outsiders passing through so hospitality enables you to keep an eye on them and determine if they are a benefit or risk to your community. In colder climates with longer nights, usually there would be lower population and people will stay indoors more in their living spaces so less likelihood of encountering or needing to accommodate passing outsiders. It makes sense less people will live in colder climates than warmer ones when you think about it, only recently has this been flipped on its head and threads like this need to be created questioning this, especially this country has winter megacities which is against common sense.
>>544236562The Romans didn’t not expand to that region, the nordics thus remain uncivilised.
When I found out I was part Norwegian I was like "Oh this is a culture I can hopefully adopt and try and be apart of it"Then I saw how their Princess married a con man from California. a NEGROIDAL SHAMAN more like CON MAN
>>544239938I mean if you go even back before the 19th century (1800s and before), did most cold climates have cities in North America and Russia and Asia? Not really, places like Chicago, Novosibirsk, Seoul, even Tokyo are newly planned cities, before that most people lived in India. As usual with Nordics, Japan is never accused of the same social transgressions or demanded to be hospitable to foreigners because they are yellow and this is trying to make it into a race thing with cold uncaring whites. It is a race thing and East Asia tends to also fall under the winter wonderland coldness too.
>>544236650You sound like a fucking Chink or a Flip. I bet you're one of those Gook face chink niggers
>>544237238Ask BBC
>>544236562Why would we need to say please when we have anything we could want?
Obsession with overdoing food is an american and middle eastern behavior. Gluttony is a sin. Normal people don't feel any need to force feed guests just to "prove their hospitality" and if it'seal time and you didn'g get invited to said meal explicitly, you leave because normal people don't store food for unannounced guests in their house like fat pigs, they have enough to feed the people expected to eat there that day because buying more food than you need is wasteful and disgusting.
>>544239054Imagine niggers they bring in taking over these hamlets. just kicking doors in and raping women. You really fucked up in Europe. and you wont do shit, Ian
>>544236562It means GTFO shitskin invader.You don't belong there and they don't want you there. Thats why they don't offer you food.>GTFO
>>544239070>hyggehoo-gahUsed by both Norwegians and Danish since it's nearly a different dialect of the same languageor are you one of thos invading niggers that doesn't understand your host' country?
>>544240500Ian is the Scottish form of John, the Scandinavian form would be Johan, or Juho in Finnish
>>544240769>Ian is the Scottish form of JohnIntredasting. Iago is the Spanish form of James.
>>544236562Do they have a word for consent
>it's another kikecel squatting-in-Australia seething about aryans thread
>>544236562Yes the nordics are very rude we're also very racist and the weather sucks. If you're brown definitely stay as far away as possible.
>>544236650>>544236562Lots of micro energy in these posts.
>>544241049these names have an interesting implication in America, despite how much they go on about how German/Scandinavian they are, no modern American would ever have the guts to call their kid Johan or Juho, or Sigrid, Astrid, Kukka or Pirkko if they were a girl, but Scottish forms like Ian or Bonnie are still quite common.
>>544236650Anon, we live in the USA. This degenerate shithole worships non-whites. At least Nordics don't get their dicks snipped and aren't fake and shallow and materialistic like Amerimutts.
>>544236562Snälla
>>544238131Similar language, the OP says Nordic languages though
>>544241661It depends where you are. Despite the jew trying to poison the well in Minnesota with thousands of Somali bulbheads there are still lots of proud Scandi's living there keeping their culture alive.
>>544236562We don’t have one single word for it, but we do have an entire sentence for it. “Be so kind” directly translated. And when you ask for something it goes something like this “can you be so kind and wait downstairs while we eat dinner?”Every 3rd world shithole tries to make is seem like we’re cold and rude people.
>>544236562How much more can we make it clear we don't want visitors?
>>544236650Still 90% whiter then you muttberg.
>>544237924Give him some food god damnit,he's american, he's practically starving
>>544236562I prefer it when people don't offer food because then I dont have to decline and go through a whole game of trying to be polite when I really mean I dont like your slop food.
Behold, the origin of the Nords.