How do we put a stop to such sociopathic behavior?
sit your puckered bussy on a hitch when Chad comes out to roll coal to Arby's and look him in the eye as you have an assgasm
>>544239688just jump it bruh
>>544239688Get rid of the sidewalk and grow tall grass, problam solved one fire at a time
>>544239688Get a hammer and destroy their cars
>>544239688>How do we put a stop to such sociopathic behavior?
>>544239688Angle grinder would do it, I'd say 3 mins each.
>>544239688just tie a faggot flag to it.
>>544239688That's Houston. It's gonna be a while before you end it there.
>>544239688>email job truckJust at these fags while they pump 120 bucks into their gay double cab they're dropping 1k a month for so they can feel like big boys
>>544239688Green grass areas between roadside parking and sidewalks.
>>544239688It's literally just held by a pin. Remove the clamp, take out the pin, pull the hitch, put the pin back in, put the clamp back on, pull the velcro up on the bed cover and put the hitch in the bed (gently). Problem is solved and no one loses.
>>544239944how to get your teeth kicked in by a rowdy cletus with one weird trick
only happens in america
>>544239688Chain them all. A long, heavy chain to wrap and bind the car’s axles under each vehicle.
>>544240154Saw him in half too
>>544240154>how to get your teeth k-BANG BANG BANG
>>544239688Cut them off with a tube saw
>>544240154I love trucks and support all men owning one. However, that truck is likely owned by a 5'5 manlet with 3" soles on his boots and a 2" lifts inside them.He's probably got green shirt with a black skull on it, and an American flag on the shoulder. And he'd probably start by saying "stay here, you're being detained until police arrive".
>>544239688throw egg or bologna at the car at night
Just do a discrete key job on the back as you walk past. He gets back, gets mad hes been keyed, has to spend money at the bodywork place and might reflect on why people dont like him or his truck.
you could also stuff a squid from the asian market into the exhaust pipe. imagine the squishy gooey mess after he drives around! YUCK!
>>544239688Takes seconds to apply.
>>544240154rowdy cletus vs chud with a power tool, difficult to say who'd win but it's not a lopsided contest
>>544239688Move out of arkansas
>>544239688Tell your local crackheads that you'll pay them $10 for each towball that they steal. Follow through with it, too.
>>544240371you could make one that says "i hate blacks" and he would get attacked or fired
>>544239688Just pull the hitch out of the receiver and leave it on the ground next to their door if it bothers you so much. You do know how to remove a hitch right?
>>544240510True. Just print bumper stickers that just say "Nigger".
>>544240301This was very specific, did that happen to you?
>>544240593yes lol. That's actually my friend posting. Anyways since he's my friend and I can answer for him, someone who fits that description tried having a truck-off with us and his truck won. Instead of accepting defeat, we broke his legs and waterboarded him.Good times
>>544240272zozzle>>544240277hey, it could happen>>544240415would watch this robot wars
>>544240107fuckheads need to do it themselves. looking at the trucks i would wager putting the hitch in the bed will be the first thing those asshats ever carried in the bed
Kill op
>>544239944try it, faggot
>>544241189>try it, faggotYou won't do shit.And all it takes is literally 10 seconds.
>>544241396(You) won't do shit. You post webms of others doing something that you would never dare to do yourself. Faggot.
>>544241611I live on my own land. There's no cars here other than my own. I don't have that issue and don't have to deal with niggers like you.
just key the carsworks every time
>>544239688Those are usually on by a pin. If you take off the pin, you can remove the hitch.>>544239944Double nigger digits
>>544240736I believe this to be true. You can clearly see which one of them has actually used their hitch, at least once.
>>544239688Remove the lugs from the wheels and toss them, cut wires and tubing undercarriage, wedge slotted nails under the wheels, remove the gas cap and replace it with a locking gas cap and keep the key, paint the headlights in opaque paint that kinda matches the color of the lights when they're off, put thick dirty grease on the wiper blades, etc.You've never monkey-wrenched before?
>>544240154Cletus won't do shit, he's too busy rushing home to watch BBC porn.
>>544239688