https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6n4ejx8x1z7oWho has the video?
>>544248820BBC - British Brain wash Corporation Jews own that shit
>>544248820There's no video as far as we know but we have this.
>>544248950GOLIATH
>>544248950Of course it’s a fat black niggerJust like Splat Albert
>>544248950Its funny how they have height requirements but not weight requirements.
>>544248950>save up and take off for a nice day at the theme park>nigger nuts in your face before dying horribally in front of your childrenSuch is life
>>544249168Oof that’s a big puddle. What a messy way to go
>>544249055That was because he was too fat and the company allegedly adjusted the safety sensor to allow for fatter people.>The owner’s manual for the tower lists the ride’s weight limit at 287 pounds. Tyre was just over 6 feet tall and weighed 383 pounds, according to the autopsy report.> Following the tragedy, Florida officials hired forensic engineering firm Quest Engineering & Failure Analysis Inc. to investigate the incident. A harness sensor in Tyre’s seat had been “manually loosened, adjusted and tightened,” allowing for a greater gap than normal between his harness and his seat, the firm’s investigation found.>That “mis-adjustment” of Tyre’s “harness proximity sensor improperly satisfied the ride’s electronic safety mechanisms, causing both safety lights to illuminate and allowing the ride to commence even though the ride was unsafe,” the report said.This one will probably be the same.
>>544249087Yeah the poor kids
>>544249251Yeah 6 flags is done for. They will be forced to pay $6 gorillion to his black family after they cry and wail in court.
>>544249225It's not a puddle. He literally fell through the building.
>>544248950looks like he had his self a NIGGA MOMENT!
>>544249343Huh?
>>544249343Oh damn that’s a hole in the roof? I thought it was like a black tarp covering his remains at first
>>544249055>Just like Splat Albertkek forgot about him
>>544249168Where did you get the picture from?
>>544249292The best thing the Six Flags near me did was go bankrupt and the new owners going independent, then taken over the state fair board, and now invested in and administered by Herschend (a family business)
>>544248950oh so he was a fatass. Well that solves that mystery. Thank you 4chan, I can always count on you for delivering the news all the old media outlets are too terrified to say.Remember a few years ago when some fatass fell from a drop tower because the harness wouldn't buckle properly over his 400 lbs ass?
Another subhuman, obese nigger dead because Six Flags didn’t want to rock the boat on the seat restrictions. What a fucking joke. Super Kek.
>>544248820He definitely got isekai'd, lucky duck
>>544249538>Remember a few years ago when some fatass fell from a drop tower because the harness wouldn't buckle properly over his 400 lbs ass?
>>544249484Screencap from a news report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KaNTy2sO2w&t=4345s
>>544249905Thanks.
>>544248950It's always some fat nigger. We really need to start banning these apes from society.
good, they deserve it
>>544249905Jeez. He got some nice air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpeKcnSIkAChinese people aren't human
>>544249945No problem, Bruce!>>544249995The people around him sure didn't :^)
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>>544249168>Left a nigger shaped holeLooney toons shit.
>>544248820>>544249790>be American>be fat>dieMany such cases
>>544248950So he's moving forward, that means the train was either going backwards (does this ride go backward?) or it did a hard stop, which seems more likely if a restraint failed then the interlock system would emergency stop the train.But how did he even get on? There are weight scales at the gates and if you're too big the restraints just won't lock, if they won't lock the ride won't start. Even if the entry/exit gates don't close fully the rides won't start due to the interlocking safety system.
>>544248820So this fat nigger just destroyed 6 flags financially?
>>544248950
>>544252352
>>544249251>be carnie>fat nigger wants to get on my ride>tell him he’s too fat>chimps out and tries to kill youAlternately>let him on with safety “adjustments”>fat nigger falls out and diesI can see why this keeps happening. It should really be listed as suicide at this point.
>>544252352Dozens of people have died in Six Flags rides and they're still going, so no
>>544249905>USAhell yeah, borther
>>544248820I'd like to see you fly 100 feet in HIS SHIT!
>>544250058looks like the tip of a BBC
>>544250159Enjoy having your mothers, girlfriends, wives and daughters raped by sandniggers and then going to prison if you point it out.Bob's your uncle, eurotrash!
>>544249251>shhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeeeett >dem crackas just be racis!>dey can neva let us have no fun!>all dem cracka rules and safety pracejurs jus be made up to hold us niggas back!
>>544248820>>544248950splat albert 2: on vacation
>>544249905>he made it to the roofUNIQUE STUNT BONUS!REWARD: $500
Why aren't american parks designed for normal americans?
>>544248820Fat nigger or fat spic?
ultraprocessed foods are a threat to society
>>544248820why are theme park tickets the same for a kid a quarter his weight? the extra electricity it costs to hail fatties should reflect in ride pricing.
>>544249905>watch this footage where we blur out the very thing we're showing yougod i hate modern 'journalism' so much
>>544248950of course it's an obese nigger beastmany such cases
>>544248950Kek
>>544248950were the others given a refund?
>>544249343That building is also a haunted house ride. Imagine being on that when some fat nigger bursts through the roof lmao
>>544248950i can see his ass crack.
>>544249074If they had weight requirements they'd have to shut the American parks down.
>>544248950How much trouble do the ride operators get in for not turning away fat asses?
>>544258384It's annuda shoaha - George Floyd 2. Big trouble boogaloo.
>>544249055
>>544257300wait his or your country
>>544249977Digits.And, yes. That niggers death literally made society a little better.
>>544248820>>544248950I cant imagine this place if we ever get hold of the actual footage of his fall
>>544257300obese retard detected
>>544249087At least you know you're free
>>544258625It'll be fapfapfapfapfapfapfap for weeks.
>>544250236>Assuming the ride isn't handled by a glut who bypasses security measures if they fail
>>544249087average day in america
In both the original Splat Albert case in Florida and this one right next door in Georgia, the fatass is clearly over the weight limit. These workers are so FATIGUED by the enraged farm animals who demand to be let on the rides, that they just let them on anyway, even though their training makes it absolutely clear that they are never to infringe any safety policy ever for any reason whatsoever. These people are so loathsome that a system designed with the absolutely inviolable demand to keep them safe can no longer do so, because they inspire such a high amount of fatigue among anyone implementing the system that it simply has to break down no matter how conscientiously it is designed.
>>544248950Noooo, not your last moments being ass up, face down. I'm haunting that park, if it were me.
Imagine if his name was David lmao.
>>544257976envision the aroma
>>544248820>Fat man ejected from rollercoasterhold on tight, takeshi
>>544249168man that's a lot of bloodhow big was albert
>>544248950KWABOTY nominee
6 4chiners -1, 4 more to go.
>>544261014>Draquarius Penicillin Thompson, 23, was found atop captain meatmouth's bucket of sloppy shit after consuming 8 pounds of chili cheese fries, forensics is still determining the source of the abnormal amount of processed animal products
>>544249168He fell through the roof of a haunted house, lol.
Six flags here in Houston got shut down 20 years ago because black teens were running rampant and it wasn’t safe for families anymore. Everyone in the media and business around here stills hides this fact and claims it was a real estate deal gone bad. 20’years later the site is still an huge abandoned field.
>>544249995Indeed.
another black man convinced he has superpowers trying to fly, sad
>>544249168>you're gonna need another tarp
>>544261336>Draquarius Penicillin Thompsonkek
>>544249790The family got 400M or so from the lawsuit.
>>544261626Reparation cost will be huge.
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>>544257300Fat fucks deserve nothing but summary execution.
>>544261505i hate this shit. what a country it could have been
>>544262280Note for everyone...If you are living near fun park a nigger might literally drop in.
>>544248950Investigators had to pay $15 for these photos
>>544249790The video with sound is great. The thud splat is visceral.
>>544249055>splat albertnow that's a name I've not heard in a long long time
>y'all niggas don't remember Action Parkshit was kino
>>544249168Who’s gonna shoop dead nigger storage on there? I won’t because it would be in poor taste.
>>544250058The current state of USA summed up in one image
>>544249790if only the Goliath engineers had been as careful as the ones who designed Splat Albert's final ride, nobody else would have been hurt
>>544263011I prefer the version that has RCT sound effects edited over it.
