>described by witnesses as very bloody sceneWHERE'S THE VIDEOS>'He hit a girl two rows in front of us on the Goliath ride right where the pictures are taken,' one woman told 11Alive. >That witness said the man hit the rollercoaster at least three times during his fall, and said he 'fell behind one of the haunted attractions' at the Six Flags resort for Halloween. >One rider said the victim fell at the moment that the rollercoaster was 'ascending up,' and immediately others 'heard a scream.'>'We looked down, and we see people running and panicking,' he said. >Another witness described the moment the rollercoaster struck the victim as: 'The ride hit him, and then he flew back up again, and it hit him again, and then that's when he was, I guess, flung from the ride.' >'It went from having a great time to just screaming, 'Oh my God, what is happening,'' he added. >Other riders said the man's blood 'splattered over everybody' at the moment he collided with the high-speed rollercoaster.
Now that house is definitely going to be haunted
>>544255934Nigger Splat Mountain
>>544255934that haunted house got street cred, everything worked out
>>544255984If only they knew the deal between the real intelligence ai and me
>be kid in haunted house>haha a spooky ghost>haha a spooky werewolf>OHMYFUCKINGGODACORPSEJUSTDROPPEDINTHROUGHTHEFUCKINGCEILING
>>544255934kinda spooky
tuff
>>544255934They better get aids tests
Sneed
>>544255934Good fuck normies Imagine playing children’s games while Jews destroy your society
>>544256043kek
>>544256078Happy Halloween!
>>544255934>Dadadd it to the list
>>544255934>reach the haunted house>levitates off the coaster>dieshow powerful is that fucking haunted house
>>544256043>zoomer glances up from his phone>"fr that's actually pretty spooky nocap"
>>544255934These rides were built for kids not 400 lb niggers hoped on funnel cake and estrogen
>>544256388Too late. Already on it.
>>544256354Imagine posting on 4chan while they do it!
>>544255934>'The ride hit him, and then he flew back up again, and it hit him again, and then that's when he was, I guess, flung from the ride.'What kind of Wiley Coyote bullshit is that? This is exactly the type of video somebody needs to post
>>544255934nobody takes videos in amusement parks anonits like bringing your own food to the cinema baut you can pay for photos of yourself at select locations predetermined by the authority with your money, the same stuff you used to get to the park, ge tinto the park, and use to acquire basic necessities from the park in order not to starve or die from thirst while at the park you trade the stuff in exchange for amusement nobody could complain that day, such a show is unique
>>544258340Truly the only thing funnier would have been seeing a fatass get stuck in an infinite fall down the up escalator
>>544255934Jesus fucking Christ that's some final destination tier shit. Rest in Peace.
>>544258465>some final destination tier shit.He was too fat for the restraints to lock in and too belligerent to be talked off the ride.Classic fat retarded entitles nigger. Entirely deserved.
>>544258700Fat people are so goddamn delusional about what it means to be fat. You should hear my fat cousin fucking SEETHE that they make him buy 2 plane tickets. He acts like the airline is the big asshole as if other people wouldn’t have to sit with his mass splooted across them. He’s SO fucking indignant about it. The people who would have to deal with squeezing in with him never even enter the issue in his mind. He deserves to “pay the same as everyone else” and the airline is full of malicious assholes (which they are but not in this case kek)
>>544258194HE GOT JUGGLED
>>544256464KEK
>>544258340someone somewhere right now is watching security footage of it happening
WEBM OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
>>544258700operator employees should have stopped the ride and rallied the other customers against the entitled one endangering the whole operation this was the ultimae reasonable last resort solution aside from using the unruly customer trapdoor chute
>>544255934Total fat retarded nigger death.
>>544259191Law and especially not order do not apply in these situations over here and especially when a protected class (black) is involved. Also we have shootings at these things all the time so his level of belligerence was probably inversely proportional to White people’s willingness to risk their own lives to save him.On the one hand, though, I’m happy for you that such a situation renders you fully incredulous instead of completely understanding it, thus as I unfortunately do.
>>544258897its not even the encroachment of other passengers privacy but actually their excess weighton every flight the human passenger is counted per "heart" as in "Living human adult being" on boardwith a standardised weight, only deductions from that weight are made based on the count of minors and infants.the only exception is made when there is one or more fat fucks boarding the plane or other out of the norm heavy passengers, such as a team of powerlifters which happens for example when there is a competition at the destination, they often buy rows out of comfort and nobody bitches about it. also there is the possibility to remove a row of seats depending on the airline but somehow its only fat fucks that "will 100% fit in a normal seat" even though they dont even fit between a row without reclining seats or pinballing through the aisle hmmm
>>544259490i am so sorry to hear that anon, hope things get better for you over there soon
>>544256020The Splatterhorn
>>544255934this is on the of spookiest headlines I have ever read ngl
>>544258897Call him a fat piece of shit for me
lmao that beats the time i spit and hit some dude right in the face and he was waiting at the end pissed asking everyone who did it
>>544256020The north face of the ARGHer
>>544259625Lmfao that makes it even funnier. In every other situation he likes to be Reddit science man who believes in systems and deboooonks misinformation. I should make him a Neil degrasse Tyson style PowerPoint presentation called>what happens when we need to make your fat ass go NYOOOOOOOOOM
>>544258985WOMBO COMBOHAPPY FEET
>>544255934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3OVd0_5zis
>>544260114What the fuck? Is this the video of you spitting?What kind of fucking llama spit was that? Holy shit
>>544255934>'It went from having a great time to just screaming, 'Oh my God, what is happening,'Coming soon to a reality near you!!!
>>544255934I think Big Rollercoaster deliberately initiates one or two fatal accidents a year. This is great marketing, since roller coasters are most enjoyable when they’re suitably scary and there is a real perceived risk, even if it’s 0.00001%. It’s like how all women slip one or two birth control pills each month just to keep enough risk to make things exciting.
>>544255934>'It went from having a great time to just screaming, 'Oh my God, what is happening,''>Other riders said the man's blood 'splattered over everybody' at the moment he collided with the high-speed rollercoasteroh god we NEED this video
>>544255934I can't stop laughing.
>>544258897They should just put a plank of wood in the back directly next to the shitter with a chain for a restraint and force fat fucks to ride on it. Maybe a few nails sticking up.
>>544255934At this point I'd be fine with just an animated reenactment because this shit makes no sense. How do you get hit by a ride 3 times?
>doing a yamcha crash on the haunted house
I'm not that surprised this design failed, except you would think Georgia would know how to make it secure for fat black guys.
>>544260371THAT AIN’T FALCO!!!
>>544256043what looney tunes inspired hellhole of a clown world is this timeline, anons
