I am currently in hospital and this is what I've witnessed.Schitzo theory included.Signs of pneumonia are spreading around hospitals and local clinics, where chinese people are coughing on people passing by.Also, multiple people have been brought in on hazmat stretchers with hazmat teams taking them through the front entrance.Hospital staff are coughing around the ward and patients are quarantining themselves socially in fears of catching the spreading disease.The truth is, is that the Russian scientist contracting the virus was a sign of an outbreak.But heres the schitzo theory.When we shit in a toilet the diseases from our bowels goes directly into a lower dimension that is filled to the brim with a hundred years of excrement. This spreads to the surface in any location where a potentially infected person has sat or has been loitering for too long.This is not the flu and its airborne around most countries currently slowly spreading.
>>544257415You lost tranny. MAGA.
>>544257415I read this in an Irish accent, laughed, and so I immediately dismissed it. Sorry McLarper
>>544257481If the machine is trying to convince you through using an irish accent voice changer then this is more serious than you know.The voice in your head is made by a machine that has the agenda of depopulating the majority of humans by the year 2056.
>>544257415Lay off the whiskey and kabobs lad. Your maths don't add up... why haven't you lot got your act together yet , and started killing Royals from fucking Dirty Old Buckingham Palace again??? Tick tock tick tock tick tock
>>544257619In the bible it says that the messengers of satan would not be believed, that christ has sent them.For the non believers will be removed from the earth, and only believers shall remain.
OH NOES LET ME CATCH UP WITH MY BOOSTERS
>>544257974Dont take the boosters, they caused the problem to begin with.They gave them to too many people and spread carriers into the safe zones.
>>544257415the reality is simpler. jeets live in the 100 years worth of shit dimension, it spreads to every surface that jeets touched or their aura of shit cloud. jeets have a brown cloud of shit rain droplets around them.we dont have andy bowel diseases, but jeets do indeed have diseases worse than we cant imagine now. it will happen when the malaria spray and ivermenctin run out, it will the worst poopoo chain reaction.
>>544257415its true i am fucking op in the ass right nowits the cure
>>544257415this fag made the same thread on /x/ and got mogged lmao
>>544257415>But heres the schitzo theory.should have started post with that
>>544258587The outbreak is happening very slowly across the world.Its not my fault that you are controlled by ai that hijacked you when your gut went into a coma at aged 18Go on, tell us a conspiracy theory that makes sense.
>>544259203>Go on, tell us a conspiracy theory that makes sense.>1910 Flexner Report, which standardized training around germ theory and allopathic medicine. They established the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Research (now The Rockefeller University) in 1901 and used massive philanthropic grants to enforce strict scientific standards>The Rockefeller Foundation officially launched its involvement in China in 1914 by establishing the China Medical Board (CMB) to develop modern medicine and public health. John D. Rockefeller Jr. initiated the project after sending investigation teams to China between 1909 and 1915, leading to the 1917 opening of the Peking Union Medical College (PUMC) as the foundation's flagship institution.>Funded Nazi eugenicists like Ernst Rüdin, Otmar von Verschuer, and Eugen Fischer, whose work influenced>compulsory sterilization>Founded the "Population Council" in 1952.>The "Lock Step" scenario published in May 2010 by the Rockefeller Foundation in collaboration with the Global Business Network. It appeared in a report titled Scenarios for the Future of Technology and International Development. The scenario describes a """hypothetical""" world in 2012 where a deadly pandemic leads to tighter top-down government control and more authoritarian leadership globally.They also did the Spanish flu in Kansas a century prior>Frederick L. Gates, a physician and scientist at the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Research, who conducted an experimental bacterial meningitis vaccine trial on soldiers at Fort Riley, Kansas, between January and June 1918.>The first documented case of the Spanish flu occurred on March 4, 1918, when U.S. Army cook Private Albert Gitchell reported symptoms at Camp Funston, Fort Riley, Kansas
>>544257415Shut up and go help spread it.
>>544259354>conspiracy theory from 1910Grandpa, world war 2 is over, you can stop being a nazi now.
>>544259808Yes sir!!! The pandemic with have consequences that will never be the same!!!You know me, the guy that swallowed air and did not die!!!Butt pathogen inbound to get rid of the Xenomorph humans!!!
>>544257415I've already cleared it out.It's fine.Just a cute little throat chakra clearing.It's safe and ok to love.
>>544260278>you can stop being a nazi now.No
>>544260662Then I have something to tell you...The machines dont believe that nazi germany closed their borders because of a Rabies epidemic not rabbis. They said that "jews" caused it, meaning you the people, because "juden" means youth.They are not going to televise this pandemic.
>>544260793>They are not going to televise this pandemic.Then nothing will happen. You need at least 30% of population to die for anyone to start noticing without MSM fearporn.
>>544260992No anon, it is because they are separating the realities of countries.Everyone that doesnt have nuclear bombs are in their own segregated realities.People with nuclear bombs are all inside of the same reality.You won't see the pandemic in this reality.But on the news in the other realities they are talking about thousands of deaths from the plague.In our dimension it is thousands arrested by protesting.
>>544257481Now I wonder how an Australian pretending to speak with an Irish accent sounds like.
>>544260278No, the history is for context, young lad. Covering both world wars in fact. Chink flu is the modern conspiracy that fucked over the economy and gave governments "emergency rights" to lock you in your home.
Which hospital?
>>544257415HOLY SHIT!!! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU AT ALL!
>>544257670I work in a wastewater plant and have seen the tunnels. Excrement most definitely does NOT go to some other dimension :/
>>544261314BEAUMONT!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE COUGHING EVERYWHERE!!!HAZMAT TEAMS BROUGHT IN A PERSON LAST WEEK ON A HAZMAT STRETCHER THROUGH THE FRONT DOORS PRETENDING TO BE DOCTORS.THEY TOOK HIM TO THE BLOOD TEST LAB!!!NOT THE A&E TREATMENT WARD ON THE LEFT!!!Hes in the backrooms now. Lmaohttps://youtu.be/r_o2hhSgfJ8
>>544261561My father works at a power plant and said that nuclear reactors are fake and gay because permanent magnetic generators dont need to be fixed for 100 years.
Sounds like bullshido to me Romania is closer to Russia and we don't have anything going on
>>544261854Guilty and not guilty dimensions anon.We are in the not guilty dimension so there is no happening.But because im guilty of something I sometimes am in the guilty dimension.
