alright you filthy sex havers, tell me - is sex actually good enough to suffer through that?
>>544260603No.
>>544260603love that position she is.. she is ready for my oral skills
good sex is the best thing in the world, but it's rare asf to be honest. normal/mediocre sex is not worth the hassle of keeping a woman aroundalso this is a trash tier slut
>>544260603You never put your mouth on any genitals
>>544260603The best fucks are with the craziest women.
Depends on the womanWas boning a fat chicken recently and I hardly considered it worth the driveThere is a skinny girl i still think about
>>544260603Getting weaker by years....at your 60s you barely notice when you ejaculate...if you even getting erection.
>>544260603No. Women like this deserve to be killed.
>>544260908fat girls are only tolerable when pounding them from behind and watching that fat wave ripple from their ass cheeks up through their back fat.
>>544260603What did he expect dating a woman with neck and face tattoos?
>>544260603an hour or two of fun for hours of having to pretend to care what they're saying after and before, its a mixed bag
>>544260795I agree 100%
>>544260603Yes it is. I know that this might come as a surprise for zoomers but human contacts overall are worth the hassle.
>>544261000Trips of truth.
>>544261104No they aren't.
>>544260603With my current girl. Yes.
>>544260968Just get cialis oldman.
>>544260603her boyfriend was the prototypical redditor or nog as nogs are zesty as hell
>>544260603Nope. Chad has to convince you that having sex makes him a god, but really he is a closet homosexual who requires the approval of other men.
>>544260908>Was boning a fat chickenKEK this nigga's fucking chicken
>>544260603Got a couple bridges, interested?
>>544260792This>>544260901Also this
The trick is to not have any expectations for them beyond being a cold impersonal. If you expect a woman to be anything approximating a good wife, good mother, good girlfriend, good friend, good company, anything like that then you’re probably going to be disappointed. Even if you expect her to be a good fuck you’re probably going to be disappointed. Most girls are heavily used, don’t give good head, and just lay there. So the most you can expect and not be regularly disappointed is for her to be a creature of pure biology. She is a womb with a warm wet hole to stick your dick in. That’s it. Literally imagine a pocket pussy but in exchange for having let a dozen or two dozen other men use it first and then clean it after you attach a womb to it. That’s what the modern woman is. Once you just expect women to be a warm wet hole with a womb and no more, it gets easier because you stop being disappointed. This is why I think men should generally just pay sugar babies for sex. Yes, she’ll see other guys at the same time, but probably so too will your heckin’ lovely soul mate girlfriend so…
Reminder/lesson to men, women don't respect men who eat pussy, and don't expect it from men they DO/ respect/genuinely desire, guarantee gas-station ex didn't go down on her, (though she did on him)TLDR don't eat pussy
>>544261503Just because you have an erection doesnt mean you're gonna feel an ejaculation. I have to have 2 little meaningless cums before I can achieve the single great cum.Many times her or I am too worn out to finish and get tyat 3rd cum.I think this is why young women and old men get along. Young dudes can fuck alot but have sensitive dicks and cum to quick. Old dudes have little feeling left and can go a longer time, just not as many times.Young guys are good for old women because older women dry out on longer fuck sessions. They want short sessions and enjoy multiple cracks at bat.
>>544260728cuck
>>544261788You know this is a sign of pelvic floor disorder right?
When I think of paradise and heaven, I can only think of a place where you indulge in all the sins of the senses without consequences. Sex with a baddie is worth $200 per hour. Paying anything more makes you a sucker.
>>544260603Imagine dating a man faced Bimbo like this and being AT ALL surprised you’re eating another man’s cum. Get real.
>>544260792sex haver, here. this anon is right, but I’d add what makes sex good is intimacy. that means you have built trust with each other; the only limitation in the bedroom is what you’re too afraid to try, but it only works if you have built trust. sex with trash like OP is purely friction, which is the least enjoyable of all sex. but finding and cultivating intimacy with modern women is a lot harder these days, as so many are reductive friction whores.
>>544260901Not necessarily, I’ve had a severe adhd paranoid bitch that was a dead starfish in bed
>>544260603Sex is overrated
>>544260603Honestly we only have sex when my wife is horny. It's just a chore for the most part, especially as you get older.
>>544260603The most fucked up thing about that is that she's lived such a pampered life that she thinks that it's okay to share something like that.
>>544260603no it's one maybe two hours of primal short term satisfaction and then you're disgusted with yourself for socially associating with foids
>>544260603
>>544260603I mean... No? But that's like asking "is meat good enough to be worth hiding in a muddy forest for 4 hours till a deer walks by, killing it, and butchering it?"You don't have to do that to get meat. You also don't have to have sex with a woman who, at first glance, looks like there's a 75% chance she's got some other guy's jizz in her pussy. Like, she LOOKS like a cheap whore. This is what you get if you pick your significant other based on looks alone. And no, you kissless chuds, it actually is not "all women".
>>544260603she's lying. she's a cunt and men should avoid her but that story is fake. she just wants to display her as sassy BPD bitch.but making up such a story is even worse, she'll probably eventually understand this. imagine hjaving a gf and seeing such an interview.
>>544260603I told you faggots that girls do this. >reeeeee>faggot who just hates women>not my girl would ever do that>incelllllll die in a fire!
>>544260908What are your tricks. I always have trouble removing the ribs?
>>544263326>not all womenthe red pill is right about 99% of women. unicorns don't exist and knowing that much will save you the heartbreak of investing too much in an unknown variable. Do you think a woman would ever demean herself in front of you? You won't know the absolute truth until it's too late.lollmao even
>>544260901Not really. It is not a true stereotype. That is kind of a cope when your friends and family point out a bitch is crazy. "Yeah, but she fucks like an animal", only serves to shut down criticism of the hopeless relationship. I noticed nice women get progressively more intense as you date them. A lot of nice girls unleash their wildest behavior because they don't fuck around. They are in it to win it. In my experience, crazy bitches are not worth it and offer no heightened sexual prowess over non-crazy (less crazy) bitches. Only plus side to the minority of crazy bitches who fuck, who actually are wild in bed, is that they often let you do some wild shit to them.
>>544263786my wife was the only woman to ever tell me the whole truth about her life and still say, you should marry other women if it makes you happy. Only choose me if it makes you happy. No one else had the humility to treat me with the kind of respect that she did. The rest of them just wanted something from me or used some little girl as groombait so I would feel guilty and marry all of them as a result. People who use others and manipulate, lie, cheat, steal. These people might look good on the outside and present themselves like Queens, but in reality they are just men chasing after a goal for a title, they know I don't make them happy, but having the title that marriage with me affords is worth the trouble of living with me. Plus once you're married, the woman owns you as she is the one gatekeeping sex and everything else unless she willingly submits to you (which is why Islam is so popular these days).Women know how to judge their marks, they aren't imbeciles. They are quite calculating. If you think there's some innocent, virgin 10/10 wife waiting for you because God wills it, you're a fucking idiot and I have a bridge to sell you.Good luck and don't even get me started on dick size kek. If ever you hear anything contrary to my opinion, know it was written by a self-serving female. You were warned.
>>544260603I was always more excited before sex than during it. Afterwards, I always felt like what I did was wrong, even if the girl was stunning. I wished I could marry her so I could really enjoy it afterwards. But they were all so annoying that I couldn't bring myself to marry any of them.
>>544260603no. it is overrated. women want you to think it’s the greatest thing ever because that is the extent of where theynderive their value, and thus their power.
>>544260603If you are a 20 year old man with powerful urges you can put up with a lot more woman garbage than when you are 40 and like to fuck a couple days a week.
>>544261788>Just because you have an erection doesnt mean you're gonna feel an ejaculation.WTF seek a doctor you retard
>>544260603Sometimes with a wank you get less, STIs.
>>544260603there's a reason why real niggas don't go down
>>544260603Pussy eating isn't something you actually have to do
>>544260603Only worth it if the surprise cuck cleanup is for nigger sperm
>>544260728>Slurping another man's massive piss-sperm load along with her piss dripsMakes whacking it seem luxurious.
we've reached a point where there's more incels and foidslop threads on /pol/ than on /r9k/
>>544260603>foidslopGas yourself
>>544264266when i was a young horny lad of 18 i'd risked life and limb to lick snizz, and now in my unc years the idea of tonging some snatch is more or less a repulsive concept to contemplate
I went through a 5 year "player" stage, where I was spending 2.5 hours everyday before work doing weightlifting and cardio, and every night after work trying to get laid at bars.I will say 100% that no, it is not worth it.Why?1) The uglier the chick, the tighter the pussy. This is a general rule that seemed to like 99% of the be true. Which just sucks, it defeats the whole point of trying to get laid because, the actual reward, the pussy, ends up not being that good on really hot chicks. It's already been demolished, many times over.2) Hand Jobs and Blow Jobs are much funner than pussy. If a pussy is too tight, you will cum too quick. If a pussy is too loose, you won't be able to cum at all.But a Hand Job or Blow Job always delivers.Here's where Sex gets really annoying again though.Hot Chicks give the best Hand Jobs and Blow Jobs because, you get to look at them while your enjoying the act.But Hot Chicks are significantly more difficulty to get a Hand Job or Blow Job from, because their value is so high. They know their worth, they are not going to service you with tons of effort unless they are really drunk or you are spending top $ on stuff.3) If you've ever had a decent "player" run, you learn quickly what gets women off. It's NONE of the stuff you learned about in porn. No matter how big your dick is, hell you can even use your fist if you want, if your not rubbing or licking her citrous she's not going to have a "real" physical orgasm, with squirting and body spasms.Women fake it so often, that sometimes they even think they actually had an orgasm, when they didn't.It's too much work and it's gross, rubbing/licking a citrous that you just know a million penises have busted all over.Is casual sex worth it? No.Honestly, you would be better off getting with a very low self esteem 4/10 girl and training her to service you with Hand Jobs/Blow Jobs while you channel scroll the tv, so atleast you can bust a nut while looking at hot chicks.
>>544260792>also this is a trash tier slutShe needs that cheating fuck at 5AM.
>>544260908nice
>>544260901best life ruining is also
>1post>things that never happenedRetard.
>>544261024Some eat a dick like it's Christmas
>>544260603No, boyfriend/husbandfags don't suffer through this shit for sex. All women are whores, you can have no strings attached sex with them for free, or if you're really unbearable, for like, enough money to cover a doordash order. Boyfriendsimps do it because they're terrified of being alone and genuinely think suffering through this kind of hell is a better alternative than having to spend time alone with themselves, which kinda explains why women are so eager to go spend all of their free time with guys who don't feel that way about themselves. If you're so unbearable you can't even be alone with yourself, imagine how unbearable it is for a woman to have to be alone with you.
>>544263996>Good luck and don't even get me started on dick size kekWhat about it? I'm a virgin, because my dick is small (12cm), so I never dared pursue women and show it to them. Sad.
I'm 34 and women hit on me all the time, it can be draining but it feels good having female attention
>>544261888highly likely it is the opposite. i hope they allow us to choose at the gate.
>>544264633Something I've learned from running through a bunch of a women in my younger years.Dick size helps them achieve physical orgasm mentally but it doesn't actually give them the orgasm physically.I banged a tiny fresh off the boat asian women who thought I was hung, I'm barely above average or probably just average.Still needed to aggressively rub and lick the clitoris, to get her to spray her pussy juice and body spasm.Your dick size will only be a mental block for you and yeah she will probably laugh at it because she's a girl looking at your small dick, it's just funny. But ask any experienced man or women, it doesn't increase her chance to orgasm much at all.Only in porn and jewish television, do they worship large penises.
Honest answer, but a lot of kikes here will be triggered There is no such thing as "sex". You give love to your girlfriend/wife with body and soul and she does the same. When you find someone you care about carnal relations are elevated and the experience is enjoyable for both parties. If you're doing it with random whores/roasties, then it's like masturbating with the aid of a live sexbot and you feel empty afterwards (no pun intended)
>>544264434>citrousfucking retard
if you believe any part of this story ever happened, the type of story taken verbatim from thousands of JAV videos, you don't deserve to reproduce. >married woman cheats with friend at store, husband finds CREAMPIE waiting for him at HOME!!! when you can see it through everything they're selling, it's a different world anons.
>>544264853>and yeah she will probably laugh at it because she's a girl looking at your small dick, it's just funny.Dying a virgin then, got it
>>544264942KEK didn't realize I did that, good catch
I have no fucking clue who this is.. I asked AI cuz I fucking hate Ai and google pretty much fucked itself.It did not disappoint.
>>544264983If you have extra money and you want to have sex, but you are self-conscious, consider just going to strip clubs (bring a condom)20$ for a lap dance opens the door, then 60$ for the private dance, then $200 for backroom sex$280 sounds like a lot of money but it's probably cheaper than dating or marriage and she'll tell you your hung like a horse, no matter what your packing
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