I just got off the phone with one of JD Vance's staffers. She told me that plans are underway for a MASSIVE geopolitical shift in Eastern Europe which may break out into actual 1st world countries (Western Europe and the Middle East). The goal is to destabilize oil further so that martial law can be declared prior to midterms[spoiler], which aren't happening[\spoiler].If you want my advice, I suggest you get a diesel truck or a horse. Diesel is high right now but in a SHTF scenario it can run off of vegetable oil, which you can make yourself if you have the land.Things will get bad fast. They expect this to lead to a civil war, after which point the victorious party will have no choice but to enter WWIII with predatory foreign powers.If you aren't already living in a town with <1000 people, your time is almost up.
Fuck yeah!
>>544261370I just called Trump and he confirmed it.They plan to nuke Poland as tactically smart move to put pressure on Iran
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>>544261370I wish, but nothing ever happens. The USA will slowly decline without a fight, just like Rome did.
>>544261370Two more weeks
insider here, my source told me OP tasted his cum once when he thought the phone wasnt recording
>>544261662Worse because Roma did not get invaded by niggers and jeets.
>>544261370>She told meIgnore.
>>544261370my dick
>>544261370The only truth to your post is that the USA and Russia are likely going to work together, since Europe is utterly fucking useless at supporting Ukraine or pressuring Iran.
>>544261370Why is MAGA so gay?
>>544261370When did she leave Nintendo?
>>544261662>t. Never read Roman HistoryRome had several brutal civil wars leading up to the collapse, which happened after the city itself was sacked.
>>544261811Lol. Lmao
>>544261900Trump needs to finally destroy the anti-Russia neocons or nothing ever happens. Only US & RU together can destroy the City of London bankers.
>>544261370LARP elsewhere
>>544261370confirmed with my friend's uncle who invented Reebok Pumps.
>>544262062That might also be true but I guarantee you they'd be replaced by more jews. Europe is just so fucking weak.
>>544262135Europe is not uniform, Le Pen & AfD want this vision, the Brits/Eastern Europe oppose it.
Nigger here. Just fucked a gorilla that works for Nintendo
>she told me
>>544262301I'm gonna have to filter your flag. You guys can't disrespect Donkey Kong like this.
>>544261662>>544261811>>544262022>Romean overwrought and incorrect comparison. The true comparison is the British Empire, which did have a long, still ongoing, 100+ year managed decline. We're currently having our version of the Suez Crisis (Iran)
>>544262607no empire had the internet thoughever
>>544261546I just got off the phone with Bigfoot and Elvis, all of it is confirmed.
Natalie Harp just flew over my Nintendo
>>544262669so what? all went through technological changes. British empire went from horserider messages and carrier pigeons to telegraph/telephone/radio/television. Telegraph was just as impactful if not more than internet
>>544262755Holy shit!
just got off the phone with my mom, she loves me and is proud of me
>>544261370Larp faggots like this should be lifetime range banned when they’re wrong. Can a much more capable anon than me create a ban bet image board where you can make bets and if you lose the bet you lose your account.
>>544261662>without a fightIs a two front war and the destruction of the planets energy access not enough for you? The USA is doing plenty of thrashing right now as China tries to circumvent the Petrodollar. The actual question is are we able to handle flipping the chess board better than everyone else?
>>544262607Britain also faced civil wars, we just don't call them that because its territories were so widespread. We call them "revolutions" in her case, when often it was British stock fighting for independence from British stock.
>>544261370I just got off the telepathic communication beacon with the lizards and they have confirmed OP's statements. All upcoming erections are CANCELLED.
>>544261370So will oil stocks go up more?
>>544263222>erectionsOhohoho! I see what you did there! Hark, what sly wit!
this is legit
The revolution will be swift .
>>544261370Wooooh!
>>544261370Guys insider here, OP is just some goofball we mess with by feeding him false information as a joke. JD Vance is far too busy sucking Jew cock to be communicating any of this
>>544263206>often it was British stock fighting for independence from British stock.when did this happen except for the colonies that became the USA? Which I agree is more of a civil war than a revolution, although the two types are often linked in history, that is, one causes or precedes another.
>>544261370oh shit ill save up on a few extra bananas
>>544261370it's over for drumpf
>>544261370Rolling for happening
>>544263452Damn that cat is fast
call that JD staffer back and tell him to tell his boss that his disgusting pajeet children have done more harm to the world than he can ever fix by being a politician and if he had any dignity as a white man he'd kill his wife and all of his children to at least be neutral instead of net negative on the world like he is nowhe made 4 streetshitting retarded monkeys that should not have ever seen a white person and now he's cursing the world with them, its disgusting and exposes him as another cuckhold leftists that world already has too many of
>>544261370Good. Accelerate
Remember the plague?Yeah
>>544261370Ziggers just making up wild shit since their bot farm went down.
>>544261370Nothing ever happens nigger
>>544263583Rolling for TKD
>>544261370I just got off the phone with one of Vladimir Putin's top advisors. He told me that plans are underway for nuclear strikes on Kyiv and Jerusalem on November 4th.
>>544262669>>544261811The even truer comparison is to the ending of the Islamic Golden Age in the Ottoman Empire
>>544261370So when’s this shindig start OP?
>>544261370two more weeks
>>544261370be right back, buying a diesel truck and a horse based on a troll shitpost on /pol/!!!
>>544261370I quit coming to /pol/ after I realized 90% of the threads are blatant shilling of happening narratives to no end.I was here a lot over the past three years and the happening community was a major factor in my decision to not come here anymore. Nothing-ever-happens chuds did it to an extent as well but the HAPPENINGtards are worse.Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for the oil to even hit $200 a barrel and why it was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of>IT'S HAPPENING>when you know you know>the micronova is coming>the end is nigh>keep coping faggot>100% eoy billions will dieOr some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the day billions will fry because of the solar storm.Here we are.After seeing the nothingburger the other week I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the diesel tanker nothingburger didn't do jack anything (fortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.It’s not the End Times apocalypse, it will not be Armageddon . The world will not be descending into savagery and chaos (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major happenings or events.I will enjoy watching happening tards burn every step along the way.Why?Because those fucking idiots deserve it all.
>>544261370netanyahu entered my post-goonsesh meditative state via astral projection and confirmed all of this
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>>544261370eastern europeans are people whos grandparents still know how to live without technology. half the country got these skills taught to them, mutt. even if what youre saying is true you have no chance to fuck over EE. these people know how to survive eating tree bark and shoes
Insider here.Just got off the phone with one of JD Vance's staffers.She said OP is a faggot and LARPing and nothing will happen.Screenshot this.
>>544261370>enter WWIII with predatory foreign powers.WW3 against who fag? Russia who can't win in Ukraine? China who doesn't give a fuck about Europe and it will rape Asia in case of something bad?
>>544261370Is that before or after the 25 point plan?
>>544261370Considering threads about the tiger man and Splat Albert 2, youre gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want the Stupidest Post of the Day award.
You're an insider of men's assholes,fag
