hurr ive seen her cunt! hurr!now that we have that out of the way - refute this.
>>544270487I seen her cunt on the internet
PLEASE DO NOT POST IT
Does this fucking bitch even HAVE a following?
>>544270487>Be me, 24>Standard /pol/ poster, joined the daily Pizzacake threads to laugh at "reddit slop">Then an anon leaks her OnlyFans folder>I download it out of pure, ironic morbid curiosity>That was nine months ago>The irony completely evaporated>I realized I didn't care about the politics or the bad comics anymore>I pull out my credit card and do the basic $15 a month sub>I've fallen completely, helplessly in love with her>I know she’s almost 40 and I'm only 24, but that’s the exact reason she breaks me>My own mother is a hyper-controlling, domineering matriarch who still does my laundry and manages my doctor's appointments while telling me what a pathetic disappointment I am>I have a deep-seated, humiliating psychological need to be managed by a loud, annoyed older woman>Seeing her stretched-out midsection and mom-bod in those high-res photos doesn't turn me off—it feels like homeThe absolute peak of the joke? I know her online persona of the sarcastic, defensive internet arguer is a calculated frontBut I look at her actual life, her cats, her messy background vlogs, and I know the truthShe is tired, she is aging, and she is ready to take over exactly where my mommy leaves offI have a decent logistics job, I’m normal looking, and I genuinely want to move into her house, pay her bills, and let her boss me around for the rest of my lifeHow do I pitch this to her?Should I buy one of her custom tier milestones to write a long, honest message explaining my domestic background and how I want to be her live-in helper? Or do I try to find out which comic conventions she’s appearing at this year and lay out the proposal at her booth?Please give me actual advice, anons, I am losing my mind here
>all my online enemies are botsYea, I think that says alot about you. Also this talking point is being pushed by the most disingenuous people in the media and online it really gives me the same vibes as "the rnc meeting just crashed grindr".Nevertheless carry on.
>>544270487I seen hurr cunt on the internetAlso, so now when someone says Ukraine should go get fucked, you can't blame a bot farm.Putin needs to delete that dictator Zelensky and liberate Ukraine.
>>544270487Another homosexual foreigner hyperfocused on the US and Trump to ignore the utter disaster their national politics have become.
I seen her cunt on the internet, gulaghomo lost to Ukraine
>>544270699r/comics will ban anyone who criticizes her.
>>544270487It looks like an alien organism
>>544270487On the internet. Her cunt. I seen it
>>544270595fpbp
>>544270487Wow, we felt rhe same way when they cut off USAid.Welcome to two years ago.
>>544270699Us, apparently.
God I hope she lurks here. 'zzacake I really wanted to tell you: I seent it.I seen your cunt.On the internet. I seent your cunt on the internet.Ta vieille minette dégueulasse criss de criss de tabarnak.
>>544271005you say that like its a bad thing
>>544270715save yourself the trouble and just suck start a shotgun. There I found the ending. Its not happy. We all knew it wouldn't be.
>>544270487>refute thisEasy : Russia cannot afford botfarms
>>544270487I wish I hadn’t seent it, but I did. That damnable internet cunt
>>544270595This phrase makes me laugh so fucking hard no matter how many times I see it.
>>544271142Thus spake Bhutranny
>>544270715Anon, I'm not normally one to post kys to anyone but... Whatever hell is waiting for us on the other side of the veil can't possibly be worse than what you just described as your life
libtards all over the world can't tell the difference between a lurker bot and a twitter account
>>544270715I think she already has a live-in cuck, bro
>>544271080
I have seen this woman's vagina.
>>544270715you must worship at the alter of za for at least a year before she even acknowledges you. get in line buddy
>>544270487LOL
>>544270487i seen it...
>>544270595uuuh shut up russian bot
>>544270487
>>544270487so this person has been uncontrollably enraged with bots thinking they are real people for the past decade?
>>544270699We're her biggest fans, funny enough
I seen itOn the internet
>>5442704870 evidence this actually happened btw, just made up as soon as the news hit a data center was attacked.If it conforms to your beliefs it must be real.
>>544270487>If I draw it, it becomes realLibs summed up.
>>544270699kek, whoever made this, it makes me laugh my ass off every time
>>544273472My curiosity was piqued. I have now seen it. Her cunt on the internet.
>>544270487her cunt. the internet. seent.
>>544270487Her cunt looks like that because I destroyed it irl when we were in highscool
>>544270616You invite them to post it with this comment. If you don't want to see it this is the last thing you should post.
>>544270487Doesn't she live in Halifax. I should go tell her Ive seent it.
>>544270487I seen it, but I wish I didn't.
>>544270616Genuinely do not understand the vitriol. Fat labia are dope.
>>544270595
>>544274355Her clit's enormous, too. She's probably really fun in bed with how easy it'd be to make her cum.
>>544270487>Russian botsI thought this was a lefty talking point back during Trump's first term.Are they really that far behind in Canada?
>>544274389Why is it like that?
SEEN IT, I HAVEON THE INTERNET, HMMMMM
>>544274355idkSome of the pics are just mid looking vaginabut that closeupjeeeeeeeeesus
>>544270487>The only people that use reddit are leftists and botsWe already knew that.
>>544274355I don't even get what she's trying to do here. Just put on some generic lacy bra and pantsu with stockings and the photo is way better.
