>>544281930Toofat Shakur
>>544281930Some mudslime.
>>544281930Hassan Creamed
Osama Binfallin
>>544281930sharty mccpants
Moon Man
>>544281930that's a penis
>>544281930Levitaquarius
>>544281930His name was Hasan Piker.
-1 prison cell
>>544281930No video?
it just had to go flying
>>544281930THE BUCK WHO FLEW!I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYI BELIEVE I WONT DIE
>>544282263There are apparently souvenir photos and phone records, but for some reason, they didn't leak. Maybe the one here is one of the souvenir photos.
>>544281930OHHH SAYY CAN YOU SEEE
>>544281930Buck L. Broken
>>544282336I’m pretty sure I saw a larger photo showing multiple frames from the souvenir photo camera, the people’s facial expressions were pretty silly
>>544281930Hood Ostrich
>>544281930Diarrhea Albert
>>544281930He looks like a crackhead.
>>544282466Do we know if the safety mechanism was left loose or overridden to compensate for the dead muslim's fat ass, like the kid who fell from the giant drop ride?
>>544281930the fuck am I looking at?
>>544281930i can't fuckin deal with fat niggers anymore. i don't want to see them, i don't want to smell them, i don't want to hear them, i don't want to be around them. useless fat fucking stupid niggers need to go back to fucking africa
>>544282634That appears to be a mohammad worshiper's asscrack.
>>544281930Assy Larry.
>>544282634An obese nigger slipped out of the harness of a roller coaster in Georgia last night. Basically Splat Albert II
>>544282655The ones you hear about are typically urban. I don't like them any more than anyone, but I moved to a very rural neighborhood in the middle of relatively nowhere, and I haven't had as much as a scowl from one of the shines that live here. They're all nice, hold doors, smile and wave. My house and car have yet to be broken into. We leave our doors unlocked. Some kid's car had an attempt to open it that failed in his very dark alley-access parking spot, and ten of us were standing around talking about how we'd better lock our doors while the weather is good. Nigger culture is the number one destroyer of blacks in America. That and low IQ.
>>544282781>slipped out of the harnessI want to know more about this. I want to know if the guy blew up his chest so the ride operator would leave it loose or something. Did the ride fail? Did the operator shirk his duties, or was a nigger just being a nigger?
Drunk David
>>544282831yeah well most american negroes live in urban areas
>>544282900Dont rollercoasters have a safety to make sure everything is locked? He probably wanted to gain izzat by not locking in.
>>544282634A morbidly obese "Nation of Islam" nigger being launched from the rollercoaster that his visibly fat ass was crammed into.
>>544282105Winner
>>544281930Splatterhorn Jones
>>544281930Dicks out for Harambe
>>544283018There have been cases with fat people where they can push it over the gunt to pass the minimum verification clicks but can still slide out if the gunt moveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oCxO6swfgA
He’s not Muslim he’s some black nationalist faggot niggerHe got keked because niggers compare themselves to God all the timeOne less talking ape
>>544281930Delete this NOW
>>544282632It can be safely inferred, the teenagers working there just want to avoid chimpouts and make concessions as you would in any customer service role. Unfortunately instead of stocking shelves they’re in charge of the high velocity upside down drop top death train and associated preventative devices
>>544281930MAMA MIA!
>>544282466
>>544281930Just imagine what his family is going through right now.
>>544281930dredge m. fallen m for massive
>>544282655i feel the same way about hags. i work in healthcare, so that doesn't help, but everywhere i go now it's mostly older frumpy/fat/unhappy fucking hags. thereare fucking hags EVERYWHERE now because people are having less kids. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THE HAGS
>>544283000This is 100% true. My only point is that not all shines are filthy ignorant niggers. It's more culture than genes. They may still be genetically prone to crime and violence, but when they grow up without learning it, they might be good people in adulthood. They all fucking talk different, though. Very, very rarely are they indiscernible over the phone with a white person.
Fat Slippy
>>544283018They do, and I don't know the weight threshold of the latch itself. I suspect, or at least I'd design it this way, that it will alert even if it's only 3/4 of the way latched. Even the old-time wooden jobs had positive detents. Sometimes fat people expand themselves to their maximum girth like a pufferfish, thinking they're allowing themselves comfort they'd have lost otherwise. The result is that when weight does shift to require the assistance of the shoulder harness, not only is there the force of the fatass amplified by the harness, which is effectively a lever, but there's a discance that the loose restraint mechanism can travel and gain more momentum than would have been achieved without the additional travel. That travel can amplify the weight applied to the locking mechanism by a whole lot.
>>544283942>the teenagers working there just want to avoid chimpouts100%Very little pays well enough to deal with niggers on that level.
Fattah Al-Bert
>>544285701literally me
>>544281930Splat Albert 2: Ejected Jigaboo
>>544285701>>544285799The actual photos will probably come out at some point, these are too funny not to leak. They will be passed around various offices for internal investigations and lawsuits
>>544281930Biggie Falls
>>544281930Fat nigger
>>544281930We have such sights to show you!
>>544285701So people are just pretending this is real?Millenials re becoming boomers. They see a picture that is worse quality than a gameboy camera and think>yeah, they totally sell these as souvineers
>>544281930Fat AlbertHey hey hey
>>544285799lmao checked
>>544284051>whooooooooo
>>544285799>ZAMN
>>544281930Hassan Kariem, 42,
>>544282634new moon
>>544287026>he didn't fit, it was the equipment, it was the workersyou know damn well he tried standing up
Jerremiah
>>544286527WINRAR
>>544281930Goliath Black Crack
>>544281930What the fuck am I looking at here
>>544284051I always enjoy seeing normies express performative shock
>>544284591Nice
>>544286527Taken from the last time >>544286417Which is why anon did this for part two
>>544286698You've never been to a major theme park have you
>>544282781Fuck man, we got splatt Albert the second before gtaVI.
>>544287851The kid's name was Tyre.If people had done the proper thing and stuck with Flat Tyre, then we'd still have Splat Albert in reserve for this instance.But you guys fucked it all up and used it up on Flat Tyre.
That's America's ass!
>>544283018>the whole world should morph in order to compensate for the hilariously fatno.
>>544281930Surface to chair sneed-seeking guided bioweapon
>>544281930Ali "Got off Mr Bones Wild Ride" Habibi.
>>544281930black people can fuck anything up1000's of kids have been on the same ride, probably 100's of 1000's, but somehow he managed to fall off
>>544285799Pretty sure that's his son. News is saying he was riding with his son and his wife and daughter were watching from the bottom.
>>544288178No society can ever come back from having niggers and women in it.Think about it.
>>544281930How long till someone makes this into a wojak
>>544288301ok but whys he smiling tho?
>>544287439Pretty sure that's instinctual shock. Women can get ridiculous with it. She'd probably have the same expression if a rat jumped out of the pantry.
>>544287969It's a race to the bottom.
>>544284425>Sometimes fat people expand themselves to their maximum girth like a pufferfish
>>544281930Assy McGee
guiseppo
Turd Furguson
https://youtu.be/XzUMO5Q8vfU?is=4d
culmination of ones life: your black fat ass crack in a themepark photo.
>>544288566>sheeeeit, wez be gettin paid!
>>544286698Are zoomers actually fucking retarded?
With all that food in his guts and with all the centrifical forces exerted on his body plus just the sheer horror of being lifted out of his seat and flung to a terrible bone smashing death plus his ass falling out of his pance I just can't see how he could have omitted releasing his bowels all over his fellow passengers.
>>544281930fat nigga
>>544281930>SAY HIS NAMESPLAT ALBERT
>>544282235>-1 prison cellBravoBravo my man.
>>544287322A fat guy getting ejected from a roller coaster and falling to his death.
>>544281930Wasnt there another fat black man who died on an amusement park attraction relatively recently?
>>544286417Best one itt
>>544288178As a man I much respected would say "niggers will fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet"
>>544285701Guy in pink>i came here to have fun not watch someone dueGuy in grey>HOLY FUCK HE'S GONNA DIE
>>544288178Utopia is when everything is so niggerproof that it can not be broken and is streamlined for maximum convenience
>>544281930Obesey E.
>>544286698It looks real, the six flag logo and plants being so accurate between the squares rules out AI unless this is some government grade super-AI. It looks like an employee took a picture of a monitor with the photos on the screen
so some fat nigger couldn't fit in the ridenigger complained day was racistthen they let him ride and he got ejected?
>>544281930Splatt Albert Sr.
Flap Jackson.
>>544281930Marco Rubio
>>544285701>>544285799man thats some way to go
When you just have to change that Tyre, who should you call?Midair Albert of course.....
>>544283745>can push it over the guntHe obviously can't get it up past the gunt very well
>>544286417Based
>>544283745like pushing a stretch armstrong through a narrow gap.nice.
>>544281930
>>544298752That nigga sweeter than a georgia peach
>>544281930Shrimp Farmer
>>544285799>Jarvis, enhance
>>544286698It's a completely automated process.
>>544287439You have actual, terminal, weapons-grade autism
>>544281930Ass Flyer
>>544287969ThisHow many flags did the park agree to permanently lower?
>>544285701
>>544287439>>544300544I think and feel the same thing too, i often also get confused between laughter and crying quite often as well.
where's teh full set of images? wasn't there two angles?
>>544281930Butcrack McFly Jr.
The Subhuman Bullet
>>544281930>Splat Albert
>>544284051Carrot Top making a speedy recovery.
>>544300544>Anon doesn't understand that everything a woman does is performative...
>>544282336This is from a souvenir photo
>>544281930Was his middle name really jihad?
>>544281930my nigga big slime
>>544281930360lbs plus of nigger jihad. Fucking hell these fat fucks will scream racism until you let them on a ride that they obviously are not safe to be in otherwise they'll sue the fuck out of you and female judges and simps will bankrupt you on the back of "muh racism". 360lbs plus, this nigger and splat Albert fucking deserved it. They could have killed someone, luckily no non niggers were hurt and unluckily they didn't land on a group of niggers and take them out.
>>544282900>>544283018Apparently he was quite the fucking fantasy and what seemed like a secure fit over his bulbous tummy turned into a real loose fit when the g's shifted the fucking fat off the belt. Good. Fuck him. I'm sure there were weight limits displayed at the entrance and he ignored them like the selfish stupid fucking pig he was.
>>544309327*fatass not fantasy. Fucking autocorrect.
>>544281930John Burger
>>544281930360lbs plus of nigger jihad. Fucking hell these fat fucks will scream racism until you let them on a ride that they obviously are not safe to be in otherwise they'll sue the fuck out of you and female judges and simps will bankrupt you on the back of "muh racism". 360lbs plus, this nigger and splat Albert fucking deserved it. They could have killed someone, luckily no non niggers were hurt and unluckily they didn't land on a group of niggers and take them out, especially with a name like jihad, he should have landed on an entire ghetto group of niggers and the kinetic energy yielded an explosion that other niggers would have screamed out "on gaawwwd fuh real mah nigga we finna diiiiiiieeee"
>>544289337Lol that show is fucking amazing. More people need to see it.
>>544292857It's like you can't spot patterns, based non nigger detected.
>>544285701Is that his kid in the first photo by the empty seat yelling daaaaaad as he flies away?
>>544282069>>544282666>>544283130Is there any proof he was a self-professed Muslim?Just having an Arabic name or a Muslim parent doesn't make one Muslim.
>>544281930Buckshot(The Buck who flew)
