I once saw a lady walking backwards to her car outside an office building. What glitches have you experienced?
>>544285888....no you didnt.
>>544285888>What glitches have you experienced?Deporting 100% of all non-whites and jews from all western nations.
>>544285926I absolutely did
>>544285888It was probably a Chinese person. I saw that in Singapore: A Chinese lady walking backwards for 25 meters. Apparently it's something older Chinese people do for exercise.
>>544285996It was a big fat nigger woman
>>544285888during covid, I was driving back to work from lunch, around 1:30pm and saw a motherfucker walking backwards. not crazy, not homeless, on the sidewalk in a suburban neighborhood, walking backwards. also many dreams/visions have manifested into reality.
>>544285888I was having some pain the other night while lying down and blinked and I swear to God I saw floating digits and some chromatic aberration in front of me for two seconds
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>>544285888I once saw op not being a faggot
Front wheel spun out a bit on crosswalk paint acceleration in the rain while driving real wheel truck.
*farts*
>>544285888No you didn’t
>>544285888Many a gay OP
i seen it. on the internet.
who farted?
>>544285888Breathed underwater when I was 12. Idk if it was a matrix glitch or my consciousness hopped to a reality where I didnt drown or somwthing, but yeah.
>>544285888Your mum came in to my bedroom and sucked me off, but that wasn't the weird part.She came the very next night and did same maneuvers on my cock !Best glitch 10/10
the walking backwards could be a physiotherapy thing
did someone fart in here by the way?
Had a good day once
>>544286255no the fuck you didn't. bullshit.
>>544286273>my post got a (you)There's another
>>544286137....but you could imagine though, right?>chrisfarleygif
What’s that smell?
Nobody is saying anything. OP can fuck off
>>544286435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9Y24ciNWsIt's my reaction to brown people
My glitch is seeing chicks as hot then like a week later I notice all the defects, or is that like a reptilian thing or my cock?
>>544286200>>544286435I don’t smell anything
>>544285888I saw 4 orbs on a string made of pure light rise out of the forest of my house. at 730 am while drinking teaweird shit
>>544285977No, you didn't.
Who the FUCK just farted
>>544286600saw a tr-3b come out of the lake by my house one morning. shit was before everyone was on the internet and knew what these things are too.
>>544285888Checked
>>544285888Checked. I once saw my brother's doppelganger.
>>544285888I went to take a shower and the shirt I put on the chair in the bedroom changed to a different colored one I live by myself, nobody moved it, or maybe a ghostfag.
>>544286250>>544286678*waits a few moments for the heat to die down**farts again*
>>544286724My ex gf said she saw that triangle shaped thing around 2012 just hovering above her while she was in a parking lot.
>>544285888I live in Portland Oregon so when ever I see something normal I realize something is up
>>544286523Kek! Fitting! >>544286569Chad
>>544285888ufo, less of a craft looked like a literal glitch of lights and lines within an area of distortion. saw it with 2 coworkers and 2 random strangers, middle of the day, not a clpyd in the sky. we all watched it captivated as it slowly traversed the sky, not a single one could describe it as anything concrete.perhaps like predator if his cloaking was glitching and you could see random parts of his shilouette come in and out while he was moving, cept big and in the sky like a large aircraft. I always figured some kind of military craft experiment, but idk man.
>>544287309I’ve seen what you’re talking about. They also have the ability to take off into a direction I can’t even describe. I’m pretty sure they have interdimensional technology and thats why it seems weird to us in this 3d realm.
>>544286724man i also saw it when i was in italy late at night. i saw a triangle craft floating the size of a small island
>>544287420weirdly that night i had a dream satan was at my door and he fled. when i woke up i looked outside and sure enough 3 bright lights in a triangle formation fleeing north
>>544287457Satan as in a fallen angel?
>>544286542This is just post nut clarity anon
>>544285888checkedsome progress, apart from that just the usual, synchronicities, tethering, predictive déjàvus and so on
>>544287494i saw him in his weird gray goblin form with a legion of dark angels behind him. all i did was smile and he started glitching out and the demons behind him fled as if a bomb went off
>>544285888A black dude held the door for me at a gas station in 2003. I said "thanks" and he said "you're welcome".
>>544287578Probably wasn’t satan you’re just a christian and you view the world through that lens. You associate aliens with demons because you’re a dopey christcuck no offense.
>>544285888I saw a fucking stick figure arm sticking out of a subway train in NYC. Also saw a movie camera fall out of the sky like in the Truman Show, also in NYC.
>>544287656nah you wouldnt believe my daily experience spiritually. its all realif you dont believe me go play gregorian chants on loudspeaker and tell me what happens in your space
>>544287639Funny enough I had a period of time where I had to reset my engine by pulling the wire off of my battery. The only guy that asked me if I needed a jump out of those 3 months was a black guy.
>>544286678whoever smelt it, dealt it
>>544287717Jesus is fake, no offense. He’s solar allegory.
>>544287835idk who made you believe gnostic lies but the universe is personal, not personable as you thinkGnosticism implies we are entirely separate from God and only born into classes of knowing or not knowingWhich is false enlightenmentSalvation through faith, not works or occultism
>>544285977No you didn't
>>544287639
>>544287900I don’t believe in gnosticism.
>>544288043ok well Jesus Christ is King of AllI dont have anything else to tell you. Your choice to have faith or not
>>544285977No, you did not.
>>544288115So in other words he rules the entire planet under a One World Government. No thanks. Don’t need a NWO.
>>544285888I saw a nigger get elected as president twice
>>544285888That's rather uncanny. I saw a woman walking backwards alone on a sidewalk just last week.
>>544285888I am a glitch
>>544285888there are many well known ones
>>544288190There's always a master isn't there? We are bound to the rules of another...
>>544288469No thanks
>>544288515Do you really think you have a choice? You are bound to the rules of existence. Someone made them
>>544285977No you didn’t
>>544285888I see the future. >also, saw a woman reverse backwards and run a stop sign
>>544285888Checked....Becaus I like your numbers, beautiful...Fouror soweeks ago, this long haired, white, young kid in shorts and tight t-shirt knocks on my exterior door near my garage doors. Now, I don't recognize him and I don't see him as a threat which is why I say fuck it and double back to my office and pick up my .45 and head back to the door to answer it more on my terms. I have no fucking idea who the kid is or what is going on. I don't live in a neighborhood or city. I am somewhat remote. Any rate, he's no longer at the door. OK, I trot upstairs to look out the front bay window and sure enough I see him bookin away from my basement door diredction, across the front lawn and hangs a right onto the road and literally increases speed. He was fucking fasst.As he's running, I am about to lose view of him for a second by a large Oak tree in my front yard that he will be running past (behind it from my perspective)..He approaches... and.And..Any time now he's going to pop out to the right.Any time now..WTF?I go out front and he is gone. Across the road is open field. This kid just vaporized.I still have zero idea where he went. He wasn't up the tree.I just don't know and pretty much carry everywhere right now.Thanks for reading my Ted Talk.
>>544285888Chimp outs
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>>544285888i used to be able to nut for five minutes straight and i would come so hard and for so long that it was actually scary, and my penis would be completely shriveled up and feel like a feather when it was over
>>544285977you absolutely did
once saw someone basically glitch into concrete with a friend, idk how else to describe it beyond his feet just sort of lagged into the ground and dragged forward noticeably
>>544285888saw a ufo, saw a mantis on DMT
>>544285888>checkedShuddering in shadows They gave me version 1.0 shaders
>>544288544Nobody made the laws of existence. They exist forever.
>>544289179God created them, brotherSo you believe in le big bang entropy and that youre related to a fish? lol
>>544285888I once saw a vagina.
>>544289240Time is an Illusion my friend
>>544289310This is trueWhat ive told you is the truth though. Everyone faces the bossmanNo exceptions
>>544289349Can you destroy space?
>>544289391Can you truly destroy anything?
>>544289461I asked you, can you destroy space which is infinite nothingness?
>>544285888I saw a Boeing 747 on approach to SFO sitting frozen in the sky and not moving
She probably had OCDSource: I have OCD. We do weird shit sometimes.
>>544285888No you didn’t.
>>544289516its not nothingness you moron
>>544289516>>544289855pretty much this its like an etherit is kind of an asinine question because it implies the empty vacuum of space is just free of any matter, which is not true
>>544289855Yes it is… it’s not a thing. It’s numericsl value is 0
>>544290011I’ll answer the question for you since like many christians you cant answer thing that break down your programming. You can not destroy space. Space is eternal and forever.
>>544290116I'm not sure what this is implying
>>544290011>>544290019there is the strong nuclear force, weak nuclear force, gravity and electromagnetism, the nothing is what separates the everything into something with geometry and math. it has the conditions for the everything to manifest, like a womb.
>>544290237>like a wombDing ding ding
>>544285888>Glitches in the Matrix>What glitches have you experienced?triple czech't>>544286093>I once saw op not being a faggotI havent seen that episode yet.
>>544286678FUCK!
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>>544285888>While having sex the girl is a 10/10>Cum>She is suddenly a 6/10>She also stopped being interesting Seems like pretty flawed programming.
I once went through a portal potty.
>>544285888Christ is King was the glitch
>>544292532nah, try and top this:>shalom fellow whites>infinity jeet cheats>he never dindu nuffin>chinah one big family, everyone else can die>defending/sexing the landwhale that murdered your children for tiktok clout>rich getting richer getting richershadilay
