>your new x-files sir
*hip hop intro music*
>>544294176kek
>>544294103And no one will watch it so they'll hired jeets to spam clips of it on here hoping some of us hate watch it
>>544294176oofBTW, I'm pretty sure Jonestown was some X-Files type bio-breeding program that had to be "cleaned up".Like proto-Epstein Ranch stuff.
>>544294103Setting aside pic related the government basically admitted ayys are here and everyone is so beaten down just trying to keep from becoming homeless it was met with a resounding, "OK and ?" I can't see anyone giving a shit enough to warrant a reboot now.
>>544294103Niggers have some pretty good conspiracies. If they leaned into that it could actually be a good show.
>>544294513>Scully the illuminati be putting chemicals in our grape soda to make us docile and sheeeit!!!!
>>544294618Also invistaging rappers cause dem niggas is all gay
>>544294513https://youtu.be/gK8H0dSUUks
Filthy black niggers
>>544294103They find Big Foot but it's just a hairy ass nigger
>>544294176Thats funny.
>>544294177boom bap boom bap MUHHHH DIIIIIICK>>544294513who else seen da lepercon say yeahhhhh!
>>544294103Black people have a lot of x-files. >Looking forward to the stories. Later in the series further ethnicities and cultures with their x-files are explored along with the cohabitating geopolitical events of the respective locations.
They'll recontextualize everything be a racist conspiracy. Mark my words. The racism is out there.
>>544294439no they didn't
>>544294900>>544294805This show could be hilarious but they dont have the balls to pull it off.
>>544294103All this shit does is make the originals even more beloved. Also nothing has any soul anymore... those days are over, and they are ours. Well, technically they belong to the kikes because they owned all entertainment, but you know what I mean.
>>544295132kek, even in the niggers own mythology's they turn out to be the evil doers.
>>544294103what is this duck face he is pulling?
>>544294176Kek! Fpbp, that was the first fucking thing I thought of. That, and the strange disappearance of the father
>>544294103OH LORDY! THEY SOME SPOOKY SHIT UP IN HEAH *runs away*
>>544296990that's "Le intelligent black man" face
>>544294103I have time for maybe three shows a week. This will just be another in a long line of mediocre crap I never think of after this post.
>>544294103
>>544294513Like reading being bad for you? Or making sure your car is in working condition before you get on the freeway is a waste of time? Or is it a Yakub thing?
>>544294103Is this real?Inb4 the truth is out thereInb4 inb4 the white man being America's least wanted or whatever he said in the first episode
>>544294513>Show ends with them finding Yakub and being turned into the original White cast
>>544294103Scahly ma'am alien taached my panis how can she say not real Y'all finna see anyfin?I ain't see shiiiit mooo'dar
>>544294103Since when did the aliens become detectives?
>>544294103old x files wasnt that good eitherpeople only reminisce it because it depicted the time america was still somewhat whitethe episodic throwaway structure of tv shows at the time is ass
>>544301626rather it doesnt fit a serious topic, its designed for married with kids and such, which it suits perfectly
>>544294176>Madam Scully are you hearing the chirp?>Ayo wat da fuq you talm bout Mulda?
>>544294513The only high level conspiracy theory they have is that the CIA brought crack to the inner cities. The rest is retarded shit about rappers because niggers are irrelevant.
>>544301626There were some pretty bad episodes once in a while but overall it was always at least good, sometimes very good, it's a shame they went to LA after season 5, they were filming in Canada before IIRC.
>>544301665>>544301626back then it was a normie show, people would talk about it the next day at school or work. it's slop but it wasn't designed to sit there and binge. it was made for normies to discuss the next day and nerds on the internet to speculate about.shows back then were also only competing with whatever else was in the same timeslot. not the entire history of recorded media like today
>>544301154Mulder's a Jew, both IRL and it's implied in the show.
>>544294176>I want to believe> ...in institutional racism
