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>>544300957
I wuild be brazen and simply say "you didn't get a shit of what i was talking about, right?", push back the embarrassment and malaise/fatigue on them, you don't have to carry it.
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>>544300957
>autismus maximus doesn't understand how human communication works
lel
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>>544302197
>human communication
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>>544300957
Once a friend of mine told me that his student exchange guy from france in 8th grade was too retarded to say he had to shit so he shat is pants.
I also glanced at this french group of students at that time and i thought they were retarded.
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>>544301085
This does actually happen, and it’s hilarious when you begin to learn to channel it.
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>>544300957
>3 year long project of reading ancient history from primary sources.

that actually sounds like a great idea. Does anyone have any suggestions on where to start ?

the ai comic underneath doesn't add to the story
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>>544300957
what did that anon do with all that knowledge?
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>>544301772
I will never understand the 'real men grill, but cooking and baking is gay/for women' mindset people have. It's all preparing food with heat. Regardless of the grill being in a kitchen or outside, it's functionally no different from a frying pan on the stove, but the latter is somehow gay if you're a man.
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>>544304418
It is not like women can cook. They always order uberjeets wasting the money from their daycare "jobs" or go on dates with betacucks.
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>>544300957
Laughed too hard at this
>Can't find good shoes
Is some peak NPC dialogue
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>>544301757
joeshmoe put your name back on
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>>544304755
Sportsball is the worst. I still remember this Britain vs Italy footie match, when Ngubu missed the penalty and bongs started to throw random niggers in Thames. They didn't care when their own daughters were gangbanged by pakis for decades.
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>>544303898
Nothing on shoes in ancient texts I'm afraid.
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>>544304418
Sometime around the mid 20th century companies realized that only having women cook meant there was a huge unexploited demographic in men.

So they started advertising the grill as the "manly man's cooking" and NPCs as usual ate it up.
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>>544300957
"Good shoes" is a reference to Plutarch and this faggot didnt get it. His FIL sussed him out and the retard just complained about him online. HHahhaha
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>>544304845
So many friends all watch footy all cheer on Ngubu only to act racist when he does something wrong or the footballs over. I cannot stand seeing them on my streets, in my shops, in my schools, on my public transport, on the TV or radio never mind fucking cheering for them because they play in blue.
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>>544301772
No, did they win? Anyway, I gotta go.
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>>544305241
Niggers mature faster and sometimes they even fake their birth certificates, so a 20 yo Ngubu is competing with a 14 yo Jimmy, it is obvious who gets selected.
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>>544300957
When I go to my parents house it is like I am going insane. They only watch reality TV shows like my kitchen rules and one about love on a boat or some shit. And they are super into it, like the show will have a 'bitch woman' character and they think it's actually real.
They're also obsessed with football.
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>>544300957
>I read some dusty old books, praise me

Why?

People who cannot think for themselves amuse me.
>But I read the opinions of some other long dead guy, you have to validate my intelligence!

I would, but is it in the room with us?
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>>544304874
Thank you, knowing the retarded, shallow origin of how and why it came about actually makes me hate people I know who hold that mindset even more.

>>544304711
That's why the grill exists, anon, so no one ever has to use a kitchen again and men and women can be empowered (at the grill and not oppressed in the kitchen, respectively).
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>>544304874
It's hilarious how much of American "culture" is just corpo-shit forced memes.
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>>544306384
On one hand, I agree with you and people often treat "I read this!" as some badge of enlightenment and superior intellect. On the other, it does give you some limited insight into the world and human nature in general and in structuring societies, akin to the then-incoming social rot we see today noted in Catcher in the Rye or thinking people in the past were classy beyond belief now, despite people also writing "fuck" and other dumb shit on bathroom stalls back then.
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>>544303639
america is full of these faceboomer NPCs. it's a zombie apocalypse already.
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>>544300957
questionable who is the real NPC in this story.
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>>544300957
I told a coworker with a master's degree in engineering that I was going to the symphony to hear a Schubert symphony, and he was like: "Is Schubert himself playing?". He was dead serious. Then he started talking about MMORPGs.
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>>544306936
The problem isnt that the boomer didnt also read the books its that he reacted to something outside of his goy script by just restarting to factory settings. Had he prefaced his npc line with "i dunno, not a big book guy myself" i doubt there wouldve been issues. And people who attack him over the books issue are just npcs with the "fuck books" lines set installed.
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>>544300957
When I warned my boss his life was in danger -tried to give him a usb stick full of covid truths to look at - and he laughed, said 'thanks', and got his vax so he could travel. I'd rather travel than live.
Warned my son about the vax, he got it anyways - secretly - so he could go to starbucks with his friends. He'd rather be able to buy a coffee than live.
Warned a friend about vaxxing his child because daycare. He'd rather store his kid for the day, than keep her alive.
The stories go on and on. No one gives a shit.
They cannot believe that their government and authority figures would lie to them, even with many proofs that they have been lying to them all along.
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>>544307080
I also have a master's degree in engineering and I can triple promise you that it didn't make me any smarter.
All it means is that you had the patience to sit down and drill math problems at some point in your life.
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>>544306384
The normie at the very least could have feined interest. "Oh, what books did you read?" is the absolute bare minimum. But no, let's talk about shoes, that's so much more interesting.
We're expected to play along and mask for boring normies constantly and fein interest in whatever they're doing or talking about, yet when some autist has something interesting they're passionate about they can't spare a single thought.
"The art of conversation" that autists are forced to learn is actually the art of placating boring people with banal nonsense and not insulting their fragile egos.
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>>544307181
>Warned my son about the vax, he got it anyways - secretly - so he could go to starbucks with his friends. He'd rather be able to buy a coffee than live.
Grim. It was written in the Bible:
3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
3:6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.



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