>Come on in
somewhere to rest your head while the radiation clears.
you can work in the food storage area, anon
this is where we cook out meals,
everything here is fully equipped, to survive the nuclear war
the shower is down there.dont use too much water
yeah yeah,. this is called Ark Two, just like in the Bible.
Where is this?
>>544302072I think I'll take my chances with the nukes.
they call me Grandpa, some here call me the Seeder, or the SeedMaster, as it will be my seed that creates the new race of Humans....Yeah your wives and daughters can join us...
>>544302207Inside the Ark Two Nuclear Shelter, Made from over 40 Buried School Busses in Hornings Mills, Ontario, Canada >>544302211lmao
You have to kill that guy on sight and take his shit
>>544302257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwE1svQEE_A
>>544302072All these places look like they are from the 1960s.
>>544302072I wrote a novel about this exact premise, after my true love left me. It's about 200 pages, and used the Cure's Desintegration as it's implicite soundtrack.
>>544302445apparently it was built in the 80s
>>544302500>apparently it was built in the 80sLooks about right for it.We have very similar rape dungeons from the 80's, with similar rape-dwarf custodians.
>>544302500Our biggest one have been all cleaned up and turned into a museeum, open for the public at a fee.
>>544302445Yep, that's when the first one was built.Our biggest one (Regan Vest) was finished in 1968. More was built throughout the 1970s and 80s - getting increasingly cheaper and more "rape-dungeon" like. With the ones from the 80's being absolute underground dumps.The oldest ones are pretty kino though.
>>544302116Bro has NOT been cycling out his food
>>544302784How long do you think they can live in these things?
>>544302116Is that his drinking water next to the peas? Looks like he's been taking a sip whenever he goes down there
>>544302171>1 toilet
>>544302072Dibs on the plastic chair! I called it!
This is where we keep the government cheese.
>>544303232Really?We use old lime mines for such purpurses.Much easier access.
>>544302155I'm ready ready for my root canal.
>>544303332Are the cheese-mines open for the public?And do they offer cheese samples?
>>544302982You learn to shit fast when there's 30 people waiting in line telling you to hurry the fuck up
>>544302072>The nukes about to go off!Sorry to ruin your nuclear fantasy, but they aren't real.
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>>544302072There's only time for me to grab one video game! What do i get??
>>544303622I love me Falloutâ„¢ too, but this has to stop.
>>544303605>>544303622Meds.>>544303636Fallout 4 IRL
>>544303488>>544302982>>544302902lol
>>544303676>Meds.No.
>>544302072No I think I’d prefer radiation, burning alive, being turned into hamburger meat, or wandering south while I die via dehydration and starvation. Thanks for the offer though
>>544302227If I was this guy I think I'd rather just go hide in the mountains and make moonshine or something.
>>544303704someone's been reading david icke again lol
>>544304066No, I am reading the word of God.https://youtu.be/XAqkTbw15Kw?si=vsLKzQFk-3_y_nkn
>>544302072Only if I get to fuck you old man
>>544303521>Are the cheese-mines open for the public?yes:https://www.monsted-kalkgruber.dk/da/planlaeg-dit-besog/abningstider-og-priser>And do they offer cheese samples?Ah, that one is tricky. Let's say, perhaps.You can certainly buy the cheese there.But due to the highly addictive nature of cheese (on white people at least) - proactivily giving out samples is considered akin to fent pushers going "first one is free" to get people hooked.Asking for a sample will be treated on an individual basis I'm sure.
>>544302072I was thinking that about german building restrictions, why dont they all have to be nuclear fallout proof too.
Revelation 6:15-17 KJVAnd the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; and said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
>>544304131In the rape dungeon the old man fucks you
>>544302072nukes might be a danger only after Democrats sweep house and senate until then agent Krasnov will suck and swallow
>>544302072Let me call my sister to join
>>544302072You can tell this guy was hoping for nuclear war, because he was planning on doing a LOT of raping.
>>544302882The rest of their life. So about 336 hours
>>544304481Get a load of this faggot
>>544302072Not without your mom. I need a fucktoy.
>>544302257Look at me. Now I am rich in garbage and ruler of the wasteland.
>>544302072nukes are not real.
>>544304126>>544304331I am so fucking sick of schizosthey ALWAYS feel the need to lecture everyone about their "great truth"if your so secure in your beliefs, you wouldnt be here crying like a fucking bitch
Let us try to summon him.
>>544304729Luke 5:32 KJVI came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
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>>544302646>300krLOL
>>544302072NOOKS ARENT REAL THE MAN ON THE PODCAST WHO MAKES ME FEEL SAFE TOLD ME SOreal talk tho id love to buy some decommissioned nato comms bunker in the middle of the german wilderness or whatever
>>544303232Strategic cheese reserve mentioned
>>544303573What if I'm holding the gun tho?
>>544305414Yes, they are making it VERY clear that it's >open to the publicbut>NOT open to the plebsDespite this, they've been sold out every day since they opened it. So I guess they know what they're doing with that price.
>>544306064All museums should be public service. It wouldn't even be an issue getting funding if we didn't have to house all the invaders. You know this to be true.
>>544302072antler says not to trust cowardly faggots that hide from radiation
This is where Congress keeps their skinsuits.
>>544307927>skinsuitsVery effective they can be, BUT it's futile.Luke 8:17 KJVFor nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither any thing hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.
>>544302072How did you get a real photo of the Montauk Monster?
>>544302116Willie Nelson is absolutely gagging for a case botulism beans while he lives out the final hours of his natural life.
>>544302072>>544302106>>544302116what's the demographics of the bunker? looks comfy but it depends on who's in there with you.
>>544303232>government cheese.IIRC, we no longer have it, we formed a business entity to promote cheese use and distribute the stockpile. Fat Electrician has a video about it.
>>544302072i can tell already thats a shitty larp bunker. you need a pretty robust air filtration system specifically for fallout. also its only at a depth of what, a couple feet? it wouldnt survive a nuclear detonation anywhere near it
I've always wanted to do a 10' diameter culvert bunker. This one connects 2 hotels in Anchorage.
>>544302072I don't think that bunker will be effective, Willie.
>>544303704this has never been more relevant than now with the peptide wave. fat people skinny, skinny people muscular, bald people can regrow hair. I live in a very small town and half the women here are taking the diet drug and look like shriveled up teenagers with the faces of 40 year olds.
>>544302882gotta get them fish goin'
>>544308395It wasn't a larp, it is just very old and the owner got too old to really maintain that huge fallout shelter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cct-3LZqYI
>>544303676he's actually understating the incendiary bombing. we burned to death 50-90% of the populations of 67 japanese cities before we (supposedly) dropped 2 nukeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RceLAhPOS9Q
>>544308557Wait till you hear about the abomination of desolation!https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/543003618/#543003618
>>544308276We are not allowed to violate minimum levels of strategic cheese reserve unless aliens attack.
>>544302106>>544302116>>544302132>>544302155>>544302171Why is it so fucking filthy in there? Motherfucker could at least keep the place a little cleaner.
>>544302294I've watched a few of these old civilian bunker tours and restoration projects and almost all of them have water leak problems. If the water gets bad enough then you'll get mold issues and then its pretty much game over. I don't know how they keep the military ones dry.
>>544311455im a brainlet and i dont understand how they'd have breathable air down there in the case of nukes in the first place
>>544311536Air filtration pumps and filters