whats with the jew family pushing a retarded new apple product?continuing the trend of no white, capable men in any of their new ads
are we seeing tel-aviv pushing their way into ownership of everything apple?can't believe they're so brazen as to make the new C1 and C2 cellular chips in tel avivkind of like they're saying: >fuck you we will own your data and spy EVEN MORE DIRECTLY on your home and life and there's nothing you can do about it
israel firm is now working on Apple and responsible for communication in their devices.Enjoy little mossad in your pocket faggot
>>544306416Large population centers have tons of kikes. Big cities and densely populated states (NYC, NJ) are heavily kike-coded. I assume they're just targeting the cheapest but richest population and assuming the goyim will simply consoom indiscriminately.
>>544306416Apple literally can't even legally sell this shit in the EU kek. Enjoy your kosher telescreen, mutts.
>>544307234Why not?
>>544306416>shabbatOr maybe!!! You just gave me an idea. Perhaps this is another one of their tricks to get around no-devices on saturday. Like the fact that your oven is FORCED to have a hidden jew mode to trick god.>Kosher switch mount>69 shmeckles
>>544307277it's not in the eu because it's heavily tied to apple siri ai (new version), and that has all sorts of privacy issues they are still working out
>>544307318Wait, the Nintendo Switch isn't Kosher?
The video I saw on it was 3 minutes and I couldn't even make it 30 seconds it was that bad.
>>544307407same. i don't think i lasted 10 seconds before i had to mute it and skip around to see what the hell it was good for
>>544307318God, sorry I forgot they spell it as G-d, will never know! He has been fooled!
I predict the downfall of Apple if these hot and exciting new products are an indication of the future of the company.
>>544307479>Goyd has been fooled!picrel, indubitably.>>544307509>downfall of appletoo big to fail, member?
>>544307407>>544307460I just watched the first 30secs too.Who the fuck doesn't know how to make french toast and needs a recipe from their mother!?!>>544307564Oh, haha, now I get it. How can we cheat God today!
>>544307564I lived the ride and fall of IBM, Compaq, Nokia, etc etc etc. It will happen to Apple too.
>>544306416>behold, the latest genius Apple innovation>an ipad you can't remove from its stand>with a square, 1:1 ratio pointlessly bevelled screen unsuitable for displaying video or even webpagesWhat the fuck is the point of this? Why would anyone buy this instead of a normal ipad?
>>544307564just saying, if I was God and they did shit like this I would have sat back and let them get holocosted as well. I mean if it happened (the lolocaust, it didn’t).
>>544306416I'll take it over the constant drip here of blacks, homosexuals, women, mixed race couples, the disabled, cross dressers, Indians, Asians and limp male figures.
>>544307749>Why would anyone buy thisto consume, of course.Only real world use case is if there's a "keep dimentia grandma entertained" feature.>yes grandma, stare at this flashing square.>nevermind the private equity owned assisted living nogs stealing from your wallet
>>544307880I did actually wonder after posting if it's just>ipad, retarded boomer editionbut you have to be seriously fucking retarded to not even be able to operate an ipad, it's just "press thing to do it". Even my fucking granny could manage to operate an ipad in her 90s (but then she was silent gen and they tend to be less retarded on average than boomers).
>>544308538most boomers are currently slowly dying in their recliner chairs. This thing sits perfectly on a side table next to their nilla wafers and diet coke. always plugged in. always on. always listening. always in the same spot, like boomers like.
>>544307318>>544307564>Kosher switchits truly a blessingbless israel and be blessedokay ?somewhere there is a border drawnbehind that there are only the goyimmany of them are antisemites by nature so they have to be convinced to bless israelwhich is their duty they have to be reminded of its tradition if enough blessings are made towards israel, every jew will prosper that said, bless israel !kosher switch is a blessing that keeps on giving
Because no one wants to see a commercial of some crusty white guy rage posting videos of Indians eating shit.
>>544308788When you're an old man you and your generation are going to be called generation cocksucker.
>>544306847Only NPCs who don't know anything about computers and women use apple products.
