If dogs are man's best friend. Are cats women's best friend?
no, men bond better with animals regardless
>>544310377I love cats. They're soft and sweet.
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>>544310377Huh?
>>544310377They're accessories. That's why women eventually end up collecting them.
>>544310377You just know
>>544310429truth. women just fuck them
>>544310377Nah, women are just incapable of true friendship. Women crave bondage, not bonding.
>>544310377Cats have planted parasitic amebas to female brains and control them. Thats why human females are crazy. It's the cats.
>>544310550Holy shit it's true. I've always found it odd in situations where the cat dies and they are over quick and just get more cats. I thought maybe they're more resilient. But I think it's like how they can abort and feel nothing. How people feel about animals exposes how sentient they are. Often people on SSRIs lose that awareness.
>>544310377When you think about it most animals bond with people that vibrate at their level. Cats are always conspiring, that's the level they vibrate at, coincidentally that's also the default setting of women.Men bond with the masters of the animal world better than females, but times change and captive animals learn just like the people do so they befriend the females as well and show respect because they've learned from watching humans Many times the role is reversed, but nothing will ever change the human females default setting now. >>544310651>Cats have planted parasitic amebas to female brains and control them.You've got to see it, the conspiring never ends
>>544310429yeah true, most women are too high strung and stressful animals particularly hate that.
>>544310651>It's not he jews>It's the cats lmao
>>544310377No. Because a cat shares too many behaviours with their own pussy, i.e does not care what they "want" and will do whatever IT desires.
>>544310377No pussy no love
>>544310651makes sense, cat ladies are proof
>>544310377Diamonds
