HAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??>X-files reboot>All black/India Patel castYou have to be shitting me.I just don't want to watch blacks and Indians be the "X-files people". Why not just use Yapkash Literal Retard Patel at this point?
>>544310785Imagine the smell.
>>544310785It’s a Ryan Coogler project, what did you expect? He does not like white people
>Muldasar, have your ever axed yourself why they have round devices that go beep in the ceilings?>I suspect it has to do with the bong smoking man, De'Scully
>>544310785>do not redeem the truth
>>544311108kek
You are Australian.You have no culture, history, TV or movie industry.
How come they all have such unpleasant expressions?
>>544310785Malcon X Files
Guaranteed 99% of any/every episode will be about 'Da blax experience in da white man's land" and nothing actually interesting or cool.
>>544311226says the nigger slave with borrowed culture
>>544310785they're gonna keep doing this and we're gonna keep not watching it, and eventually they'll be out of money and looking at china and korea making stuff that we actually DO watch and wondering "uhhhh how could this have happened??????"
>>544310785>I want to redeem
>>544312142>looking at china and korea making stuff that we actually DO watchFuck off ktranny.
>>544310785This time.....the aliens are just illegal.
>>544311226At least the culture we have was written by ourselves, not written for us by jews.
>>544310785Wgat
>>544310785The nigger files
>>544310785New X-Files never finds the toilet mutant monsterguy because they only shit on federally designated streets
>>544311226>You have no culture, history, TV or movie industry.nigga please
>>544312826The N-Files.
>>544311226I like Australian movieshttps://youtu.be/97IiPli_uXw
>>544311226Another foreigner opening his mouth to fart. How quaint.
>>544310785
>>544311226First and foremost, shut up nigger. Second, Romper Stomper is a great movie.
>>544311012>>544310785>The 'Ax' Filez : Da Troof is out dere....
>I want to believe>Flying toilet poster
>>544313899> Daneisha Scully & Fox Muldarius
>>544313948>>544314013Kek
They should replace the whistles in the theme song with farts.
>>544311226
>>544314225>Thank you for your service.
>>544311012>Muldasaar muh nigga, sumthin be killin all duh mufuggin peeple on duh train trax nigga.>De'Scully, I want to believe it is the mighty juggernaut. >Muldasaar nigga, why you be shittin in duh office bin? don you believe in baffrooms too?>De'Scully, lovely, i kiss your full body, this is not office bin, it is holy dung ritual *bows to gray alien statue*
>>544310785The poop is out there
>>544312087Kek
>>544311226One episode of Steve Irwin is worth more than the entire summary of India and Africa's contribution to the film industry
Lol. UFOs and everything X-files deal with are white nerd shit. This show will be an absolute goldmine of unintended chuckles.
>>544314996The first episode is just them trying to figure out if Diabetes is real
>>544310785>Every day, millions of americans get up before noon and leave their homes for 8 hours. You don't find that strange muldesh? Where do they go?>Don't you see, squalisha? It's all intertwined. The porcelain bowls of water in their homes, the strange tools they use to eat, the way they always help each other out. It's clear to me that these people have been body snatched.>Aw hell naw
>>544310785Hoping for a short Kash Patel cameo, where they share a shit cake in the canteen.
They're called "The Twitter Files" now, chuds.
>>544311226Shut the fuck up, retardAussies are based, you are mad because you’re brown
>Coogler's remake of the "Home" episode
>>544313768>tell him he's dreaminabsolute banger of a film
oh lawdy dem filez
>>544313860You tell him lad, fucking plebs the lot of them.
>>544319233Oh shit!
>>544310785>ryan cooglerThere's your problem.
>>544312087>Malcolm X Filesfixed
>>544320376Thank you
>>544310785>nostalgia disguised as rebootthis culture has nothing more to give.
>>544310785Nah, it makes sense. David Dychovney himself said Fox Mulder is a moron.
>>544320757i am nostalgic for a time when there was hardly ever a nigger on tv, so how is this new version supposed to address that?
>>544310785Its not x-files. Its just some race bait bullshit that they could not get made unless they were pretending to remake the x-files.
>>544314716I might actually watch something like this
>>544314801The whole series will revolve around finding the mythical/mystery jeet who shits indoors.
>>544310785> da Nigz-Files> I ain't afraid of none of dem ghostsThe jokes write themselves.
>>544312142You VILL watch the television nigger and you VILL be happy.
>>544310785Is it set in India?
>>544310785Why make it a reboot anyway? Just have this new cast picking up the story when it left off and trying to pin together the scattered pieces of the old, shuttered X-Files department. It'd be far less likely to piss anyone off. If its just going to be largely the same but with a non-white cast (except the bad guys no doubt...) going over the same storylines but with added gays and transvestites then its just going to be crap and no doubt be cancelled after the first season or two, then the showwriters will go and blame it on the "chuds" like usual.
The original X-Files is just a kike PSYOP anyway (MUH SPACE). Who gives a fuck?
>>544313899lol, its even more hilarious because those who don't get it fundamentally don't even understand the premise of the joke because it leans on an understanding that is outside their conceptual reality. They cant even be upset about it.
>>544310785>Sheeeeeeeeeit Muldsaar, you'z sayin deys chirpin in here? I ain heard SHIT, nigga>Skulquisha, I am needfully telling you this each and every episode: the paranormal will be redeemed and is redeemed but still you are not believing me. I am Microsoft Security Certified Expert in the paranormal.>*CHIRP*>Bloody bitch do you see? Is ancient aryan technology of my ancestor. Benchod shurdra bloody basterd bitch? It is fabled bahrat goddess Ceiling Bird>I AIN'T HEARD SHIT>DOO DOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO
>>544310785Is that Brandon Herrera in the middle? No, it couldn't be...
>>544321899because it’s not enough for jews to steal your childhood mythology, they need to rewrite it. very soon, the whole world will know he was right.
>>544311226>youre not black btw lol
>>544311226They made Danger 5 though
