Whats the deal with the iran war?t. knows nithing
>>544317148anon did ww3 already start
>>544317148Don't worry your pretty little head about it, my precious sugar plum...
>>544317148All I know is that shit is about to become much worse as everyone's oil inventories have dried up.Probably right after the midterms.
>>544317148It's over.For now.Or not.Actually, WAR! were never declared really.All that matters is that the Straight of Hormuz might be open.
No kosher centralized bankingAlso a threat to pissraelpretty much that's it.
>>544317148I don't know, it sounds like you know more about it than the people in charge
>>544317148America ran out of long range munitions and because Iran's air defense is strong enough to down any F-35 that gets close enough, America has to wait years to restock its supply. America has also run out of Pac-3 patriots which Israel and Ukraine so desperately require (but Israel gets priority).So we're just going to wait another 12-18 months while the US tries to recruit more goyim and manufacture more bombs to throw at Iran. In the meanwhile, the Houthis might just defeat Saudi Arabia and capture half of the Middle East.>>544317234>anon did ww3 already startSort of, since both Ukraine and Iran are both connected to Russia and Iran, but since Western Europe, Japan, and China are not doing anything besides offering moral condemnations and stuff, it's not REALLY a world war.
>>544317148Iran is crazy fundamentalist Islam, whole region hates themThey got refining equipment to make weapons grade enriched uranium One day bombing run fucked that operation hardIran pissed off, puts on the ring of gayness or something Launches a fucktillion strikes at Israel We say knock that off, that's our favorite proxyThey launch a fucktillion moreWe send a bomb run to strike their leader, top brass, etcThey close strait and send a fucktillion strikes everywhere We keep sending jets through to take outweapons sites and key players They damage our bases in the ME and fucked up trade, no one willing to go through and get dronedWe blockade the strait so they can't trade oilIran seething and calls it winning because strait is closedWe keep fucking up their weapon storesTheir strikes slow down to nothing They only managed to knock down one of our planes. Pilot rescued.Kharg island is a messNew Channel dug on the far side of the strait, much saferTrade resumes through the strait for everyone but Iran, but it's more expensive because they still have some dronesTheir last oil deliveries and payment happened recently, all they have is land trade with Russia We're offering paid escorts through the strait I guess Iran won or something because they never admitted defeat Still waiting on their collapse without oil trade to go in and retrieve enriched uranium dust from the strike that started thisOh yeah, ai warfare exposed a lot of third worlders too. Obvious ai propaganda constantly pumped out on Twitter trying to make it look like every us ship was sunk, when really our casualties were extremely low for dealing with a country whose whole economy went to making an apocalyptic store of missiles
>>544317148The Jews that killed Jesus blackmailed the president into fighting a war for them that is currently backfiring hard
>>544317148There is no jewish central bank in Iran. Iran is the last country on the planet without it.
>>544317148Iran de facto had influence on Hormuz and Bab-el-Mandeb, albeit tacit. Gazans chimped out and they and Israel started beating one another, Iran's pet Houthis made the mistake of turning the tacit into the obvious by bothering 8% of world trade in on move and were soon after corrected by Trump (with tacit support from just about every naval power including China). Cue the realisation that Iran was poised to do the same with Hormuz, hence its brazen idiocy against Israel, so Trump realised that the timer had run out not by Israeli actions but Iranian ones. Cue him finally giving Israel what they always claimed to want; war with Iran. But unfortunately for them he has no interest in repeating the mistakes in Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria so he's just choking them via a blockade, as unlike most he does not consider foreign lives more valuable than American ones and is perfectly willing to let Iranians eat eachother if it needs to come to that.Short version: Gaza and Israel are background noise, Iran managed to rally all naval and industrial powers in the world against itself through its own idiocy.
>>544317912>>544318282Hey dumbass kikes, you lost and got raped. We all see you and it’s over, you took your best swing and Iran is still standing. They don’t even need to lift a finger to own the region, they let the chad Houthis off the leash and they’re single-handedly killing saudcucks while we (and you, jews) watch in the cuck chair. I hope it was worth it. The whole world hates you and there will be no greater israel, but you got like 2 km of southern lebanon to feel better about your pathetic selves. Was it worth the loss of America, your strongest golem? You might have to go it alone for the next one, good luck you silly yids lmao
