https://www.reddit.com/r/Judaism/comments/1x43xsd/comment/pfgild2/
>be jew>realized you are in a cult
Some people think of baseball during sex, others think of the Rebbe
Oy gevalt
>>544330897Jews are so raped, even when they try to fit in and seem normal they come off as vile worms
>>544330801>rabbi im fucking this 13 year old just for you
tfw you're balls deep in Yonah's snatch and picrel is all you can see in your head
>>544331013Based haddock poster
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>>544330801If true that is vile. They are basically training their people to psychically connect with their Rabbis during their most intimate acts, giving them loosh, blackmail, and cucking themselves all at the same time.If every Jewish couple is cucked on this level it might explain some of their depravity. How could you remain sane if you are getting third party man in the middle attacked every time you open up to the spiritual realm and some Rabbi is using you as a battery to increase their own spiritual power?
It's probably an ancient gooning strategy to stop them from premature ejaculation since they have no foreskin and aren't supposed to have been masturbating.
jews aren't even fucking human. they are the great filter.
>>544331024based. id do it for dirlewanger-sama ngl
>>544331030Nah, that's an ugly liberal Jew.Cha(d)badists are encouraged to think of this handsome wizard.
Shut it down
>>544331247rabbi Schneerson no!
>>544331288Sneedson
Ignoring the cringe rebbe part, holding holy thoughts during sex is actually very important. I sometimes recite the lord's prayer or the ave maria in my mind.
>>544331172the Rebbe is basically the jewish pope
Devil's advocate here:This is advice for a (potentially) 13yo lad about to have sex for the first time and he wants to make his also virgin wife orgasm. I have heard similar tips all my life such as visualizing gruesome, boring, ugly, or horrifying things so as to NOT blow your load too early.
>>544331518Do you lack basic reading comprehension?
>>544331392the sign is a subtle joke...
>>544331409you know what's actually important during sex? orgasm>>544331518you don't have to imagine you're fucking the Rebbe or Jesus Christ or Vishnu or whatever, just cum and do it again, or admit to your wife that you're low test
>>544330801That's sex magick and very gay.
>>544331518No
>>544331575>orgasmVery american thing to say.
>>544331172Sounds about right
>>544330801lmao jewish details only get worse every time they come to light
>>544331726Yes
>>544330801Kinda tell you something so you do the opposite.
>>544330801so most Jews are sinners then why do they have holier than thou attitude? They sell dildos...
>>544331247>Cha(d)badists are encouraged to think of this handsome wizard.
>>544331663Personally, I think about dead vaxxtards during sex. I love being healthy and fit, sitting in my apartment cooking good food, fucking my hot gf, smoking weed, lifting weights, taking supplements and just feeling good and capable while watching vaxxtards die. I collected as many died suddenly webms as I possibly could and transferred them to my phone. When I have free time, I take public transportation just to mog retards and the sickly. Nothing makes me cum harder than knowing vaccinated leftists are suffering and seetheing with their retarded children having 50 health issues. All their videos raging about how they hate waging because of the fatigue and their bodies are falling apart, the raw pain. My young coworkers have melties daily and I just rub one out in the bathroom. When this one faggot quit, I had my gf drive into the parking lot and I dicked her while thinking about how none of them will enjoy sex. The chronic fatigue, heart attacks, strokes, skin rotting, they can't even have an orgasm or put in the work without dying. A single mom approached me and I flat out told her to get her and her retarded children away from me. She didn't even bring her kids, and the look on her face was priceless, confirming that her kids are indeed a bunch of sickly retards and I insulted her children even harder. I'm on my phone getting blown while enjoying my webms and posting on /pol/. I can cum like 4-8 times a day depending on how much content I can find whether it's irl or on video. Vaxtards invigorated my life from the comfort of my own home. I hope more die from random health issues and film themselves in the hospital, any negative feelings or thoughts I once had are completely fulfilled. Why get mad? Why feel sad? I can just keep cumming while people die in their own homes after rotting in agonizing, bedridden pain for months or years. Nothing is stopping me. I don't even have to lift a finger or point a gun at my enemies. They're already dead.
>>544331546>>544331640It says imagine an image of the Rabbi. If it won't make your lose your (erection) connection.
>>544331663Wat
>>544331766Shlomo ekelstein.It is a german word.
>>544331804>demonic pride- and hedonismmaxxing yapping Lord have mercy on anon, a sinner.
>>544331834Chabad people worship the rebbe
>>544330801Not their rabbi. The Rebbe. Lubavitcher Jesus.
>>544331867The best part? It's the demons who are dying.
>>544331804Wtf anon
>>544331172Monogamy and closed relationships is so strongly enforced in abrahamic religions because it’s a tool the religious institutions use to play matchmaker.Less so for the plebs, and more importantly so they can steer the matchmaking of elite families and keep all the money and agendas aligned in a way that keeps the cult happy. It puts people’s sex lives into a box, and therefore keeps them in a box, to be sorted on the shelf at the preist-class’s leisure.Then as a bonus you can set up blackmail rings for when these sex-locked elite couples inevitably sour on themselves. Like they did with prince andrews on epstein’s island.You can even fish for blackmail from the particularly stressed or stupid, like how catholics run their confession system.Disclaimer: I’m not saying you should go full ntr to stick it to them, but it is important to understand the true purpose all of these weird astroturfed sexual constraints actually serve.
>>544331834Exactly, which is the opposite of what you claim the goal is.
Look up what rabbis do with pubescent girls panties. Ritualistically even.
I'm fine with them celebrating Charlie Kirk. It just makes them look bad. On the other hand, I will never, ever look bad no matter how degenerate I get, I'll always be a rolemodel and have the moral high ground by right of natural law. There is absolutely nothing vaxtards can do, and their own friend groups will be the first to ostracize them because nobody likes sick people.
>>544331896That's exactly what a demon would say.
>>544330801Missionary position sucks
>>544330801No shit.https://www.vice.com/el/article/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11/
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>>544330897>>544331518>>544331409
>>544330801keeps the yarmulke onKek
>>544331962>https://www.vice.com/el/article/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11/I dont want to read this crap, here some purification.
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>>544331950Denounce the Talmud right now.
>>544330801The weirdest part is that they both also have to swing a chicken around while having sex.
I didn't take the vax and went one step further and did a chelation protocol. Consumed 2lb of EDTA, 10lb of Vitamin C, 2lb of MSM, 1lb of NAC, 4lb of Vitamin B5, 5lb of Niacin and other B vitamins, fasted, megadosed protein and lifted weights. Now I'm sure I got rid of the childhood vaxx. Also I didn't vaxx my children and left my vaxxtard gf. Come at me, kikes. I'm the final boss.
>>544330801Pretty sure they are trained to also imagine their rabbi fucking their wives too, eventually it's the only way they can bring themselves to cum.
>>544331900I had to cover a shift for a single mom coworker because she had to get her daughter's heart checked, in her own words. She couldn't have been older than 8. I was about to leave for work when the thought hit me and I took my girl to poundtown while thinking about their shared agony and how much her heart hurts, knowing the doctor won't find shit and send them home to suffer more. Thought about it the entire time while the orgasm crept up and blew my brains out, then I arrived to work an hour late while being thanked for coming in on short notice. Took a zinc pill during my lunch break and blew another load in the bathroom. I'm screwed if I become desensitized to this shit, might have to take viagra if we end up in some future utopia where everyone's healthy. I'm 34 and working fast food. At my last job, I worked there for 2 years while high school zoomers and gen alpha thought I was one of them. I quit after they found out because I had underage girls lined up and didn't want to deal with the shitstorm and I already need to drive my gf to and from school. Hopped to another one with 20somethings working there. Was fun lol. Also I saw like 20 people quit, one of them started puking one day and never came back. There was this one fat bitch who looked 40 and was on 11 different pills. Another young dude quit after having a melty like 2 hours into his shift. The schedule and staff was so fucked that I got to work all day shifts and further mog them. I didn't bother talking to anyone. They found out after I told a 28yo coworker out of the blue.
>>544330801>so that the child might have his qualities They really are superstitious pagans
>>544331024>>544331834>>544332511It's Rebbe. That's the big archbishop/pope of Judaism. Not Rabbi. Learn about your enemy or you're no better than the leftists with their mass hysterias.
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>>544332616They did it before anyone else.
>>544330801It doesn't say that you illiterate retardIt says Rebbe, who is like Jewish Jesus, and also it says it's optional
>>544332931>you can imagine that you're fucking an old bearded fat man with a power complex but... it's optional! haha
Beating off to dead vaxxies is more mentally healthy than this shit.
>>544332931Seethe kike
>>544332109>milkhater>hadabreastreductionMakes sense.
>>544330801Jewish tradition believes that the thoughts at the time of conception can influence the type of soul that is drawn down into the world. Hard to prove, but some of their traditional stories say it really does happenIf you're wife thinks of will smith at conception, they believe it is possible your kid will take on some of his qualities, like having slightly negroid features despite being fully non-negroid. Thus they try to use this concept to help create better offspring, and some of their rabbis will lecture scornfully against people will bad offspring, saying the parents are being punished for sins, and the soul that came down is being punished, or maybe that one of the parents had their mind in the sewer at the time of conception.
>God says not to wear clothes during sex>God says to put tzit tzits (tassels) on the corners of every rectangular garment>People dont wear Robes and Cloaks anymore>Nowhere to put my special boy tassels>Wear a Poncho under my clothes so I have something to put my magical tassels on>Keep the Poncho on during sex so I can wear the Poncho with the Tassels that I never actually needed, violating the rule that I cant wear clothes during sexThese people are ridiculous.
>>544333648Hello G, nice to see someone else knows of the fourth way.
>>544333540We know it doesn't work because all jews are dysgenic freaks that run on izzat.
>>544330801I'm thinking of Rabbi Jesus when I do it
>>544330801I wonder if god considers sex on Saturday to be labor for jews. They're all schizophrenic homosexuals who have to take Viagra to even get it up in the presence of a vagina, so it makes sense
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Thinking about the Rebbe during sexPros>last longer because he's an inbred fuck>you're more holy to saturn or moloch or whateverCons>you're getting off to an ojisan instead of your wife>magical ojisan gets your cuck energy>you're more obedient to your cult of slavedriving demons>you're a dumbass faggot for falling for itThinking about dead vaxtards during sexPros>genuinely feels great flexing over them, that you are fit and survived, as nature intended>liberal demons have zero hold over your subconscious when they try to get into your head>stronger orgasms, guilt-free and intuitive>increased libido and more encouragement to maintain your body and not slip up with your fitness>more confidence when you tell your friends and family that vaccines are toxic metal poisoning injections that cause diabetes, strokes, mental retardation and heart disease>guilt washes away with every orgasmCons>angers fake christians who will never resist an evil person>crazy boomers think you're crazy>liberals will call you an antivaxxer sexist o algo>low testosterone ppl get at your back
>>544330801not what this says, retard.
>>544330801AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544330801also lubawitsch doesnt count, its a sect.
>>544332193
>>544331172>>544331905I propose a new sexual religion, Radical Antivaxxerism. You just get as healthy as possible, megadose zinc, increase erection quality and fuck a girl while thinking about everyone and their dumbass children dying of strokes, autism, diabetes, retardation, heart disease, autoimmune issues and chronic fatigue. Do it until the orgasm creeps up and don't stop or change your pace. Let the orgasm happen. You can feel guilty afterward. Then do it again. Do it 4-8 times a day. Much better than thinking about fucking Rebbe, Mary, the Pope, Jesus, Buddha, Indian dieties, your pastor, etc. There's no religious requirement here, infact it's even better because you're not blaspheming your God or cucking yourself to an earthly leader. You're simply asserting dominance over the Demiurge.
Most people in the West have aluminum and thimerasal poisoning from the 78 injections out of the womb, and inheirited lead poisoning from boomer parents, arsenic poisoning from rice and cigarettes, cadmium poisoning from whole wheat, fluoride poisoning from tap water and the pink bubblegum drink from the GATE program, graphine oxide from covid vaxx, mercury from the water supply, broken thermometers, vaxx, and also inherited, uranium from drinking water, nickel, iron, etc etc.Read books on chelation therapy, iodine, toxic metal poisoning and INCREASE your knowledge. Think about all of this in your daily life. Megadose supplements, eat protein and do high rep exercises with a pullup bar and 40lb dumbbells. Look people in the eyes fully knowing there's a cocktail of poison running through their veins and that they'll get 20 health problems by age 45. Mourn their hospitalizations and deaths with more sex. Stay in contact and give them phone calls before they get the worthless heart surgery or ineffective chemo while you're getting blown. Vape weed just before orgasm. Denounce the Talmud and proclaim Total Kike Death. Make it count.
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>>544335949High quality post. Selenium blocks mercury absorption. Iodine is needed for the thyroid. Eat lots of fatty animal meat and whole vegetables. Think "if this leeches into food or my skin, is it bad for me?" If yes, throw it away. Lots of chemicals absorb through the skin. >>544336180Camps!
If you didn't get the vax and have good health from low toxic metal load and iodine sufficiency, you are the chosen people. It's you're right to dab over sickly kikes. You already lifemog them. You won.
>>544335949BIG BIG BIG ONE! Megadose vitamin a retinyl palminate. 60,000iu/day. Also take k2.If you need glasses, you won't after taking vitamin a. Also insane workout recovery speed. Dont take long term more than a month.
Jews are a CURSED subspecies. You rule over the kikes no matter how much money they have. The meek shall inheirit the Earth.
>>544336310Wow I actually have a bag of that. Just poured some into a mug, taking the A now. I never thought I needed it because I drink eggs, but I'll see what happens.
>>544332540KEK THIS ADULT NIGGA WORKS FAST FOOD JOBS KEK AT YOUR FUCKING LIFE. I'M JERKING OFF TO THAT RIGHT NOW
>>544336495You might have to buy more. Temps over 80f or age will degrade it quickly. I took a whole bottle pill by pill before realizing with my new bottle, the old one had gone completely bad due to heat.Look for improved vision or tingling in the teeth from remineralizing.
>>544336512Yea, I do it for fun and because I dropped out of 7th grade. Bought Bitcoin in 2018 btw.
>>544330801We've been found out, fellow Jews. Now everyone knows we think of the rebbe not to ejaculate prematurely.
>>544332193I denounce the tamlud.
>>544331409I don’t believe thinking about the Virgin Mary, a woman renowned for her chastity, is a good thing to do while fucking your wife. I was Catholic, I don’t understand why it would be bad to enjoy your wife. It’s marriage. If lust is adulterous in the heart, how can it be bad to be lustful with your wife? Hoe can you commit adultery with your wife? Are you supposed to be marry an ugly girl you don’t like? Is the suffering from that a reward from god? Honestly I used to think it was bad to have so many splinter groups like Protestants do, but it prevents the ossification of thought and purity spiraling Catholicism has. Protestantism allows one to make or find their own church, preventing stuff like this from being forced on people
>>544337810Forgive my ESL speak, low on carbs cause I just did a hard workout
To be fair most of them probably had sex with the Rebbe as children
>>544331172It's worse.Socially they're basically living in a localized tyranny.Without the Rebe's approval they cannot even be together with someone. Take out loans for something or jobs.Basically all their adult life decisions are to be signed off by their Rebe.
It amuses me to no end that the Chabad moschiach looks like an evil wizard
>>544338816It's really instinctive, isn't it. And evil wizards are designed off them.
>>544337810It doesn't even make sense to worship Mary unless you're doing it to own the prots o algo
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>>544330801That's Hot!
>>544330801Yeahhttps://youtube.com/shorts/dlRiWupwViA?si=VviWRPoL0dccN_Q5Ground work here.
>>544330801This is so funny, I'm not even appalled.
>>544332624I thought the man with the biggest funeral in Israeli history who was the greatest spiritual teacher was titled Chief Sephardic Rabbi, not "rebbe"?
>>544340924That's more like the Israeli Emperor.
>>544340924Rabbi just means master, or god. Every Jew thinks himself as god. There's no distinction between rabbi or rebbe, it's just a dialectical thing. The root means what I've said. It's why the name of god in old Jew times is just Rabb Yahud.
Lol
>>544340924Chief rabbi is the regional or national boss of the Jews (it was created by Christians to organize Jewish moneylenders and tax collectors but Jews took it and ran with it). Rebbe is the chief rabbi of an individual Jewish sect like Rebbe Schneersohn who Chabad worships as the Messiah (sometimes they deny it, but that teaching is in Chabad once you get in deep like Xenu in Scientology).
>>544330801They’re taught to have sex in school? Filthy kikes
>>544330801They do this because all jewish boys are molested and/or raped by their rabbis. That's the mkultra technique of talmudic/rabbinic "judaism" that every single rabbis is a child molester of little boys.They're supported in this because the entire community thinks this is ok for old jewish men to rape little jewish boys. It begins when they orally copulate with baby boys. To me it's a vile criminal practice that shouldn't just be made illegal but should also have execution as a consequence.I personally don't care that jewish religious freedom entails rabbis raping little underage jewish boys and I don't care if all the jewish parents also allow and support their rabbi raping/molesting their little jewish boys.This practice should be fully ended by nonjews because jews are such an insane rabbi cult that they think this ok.
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