If you were this man, how would you attempt to get laid?You cannot get a prostitute.
>>544341679He looks like a fucking spud
>If you were this man, how would you attempt to get laid?wear a giant puffy wig and try to fuck an obese 2-3/10
>>544341679Get a hooker.
Holy fuck, it's Carini
>>544341679>You should see what my other head looks like
>>544341679Rape.
>>544341679Stolen valor. He looks like he took a shelling
>>544341679female unfixed Great Dane
>>544341679Is he made out of play doh
>>544341679Reddit. Ugh.
>>544341679Kek one of my coworkers has those head grooves, literally one of the strangest things ive ever seen
>>544341679jesus christ what a mutant
>>544341679he looks like modern cars
>>544341679I would just an hero like picrel.
>>544341679step 1: talk to a womanstep 2: sex
>>544341679gayming made his head melt
>>544341821>ya got the GROOOOVES on ya head
>>544341760I’m only laughing because the word spud is seldom used to describe someone’s head
>>544341679He could get laid easily.Women love caring for ugly animals.
>>544341679date outside my race
>>544341679 Invest in a wig and estrogen pills. He could pass for a hotter Maisie Williams.
He is not an animal!
>>544341679He shouldn't be fucking anything, that appearance needs to be removed from the gene pool.
>>544341892But it does, in fact, resemble a spud.
>>544341679just be a good listener. Hot insecure chicks will love you.
>>544341679Sunglasses and a hat. Bottom half of his face isn't bad.
This guy can easily be cast in The Goonies “reboot” or “reimagining”. Mali Finn. Are you browsing 4chan? This tard is your guy.
>>544341679@grok put a hat on this guy
>>544341902I don’t know if “easily” but women are depraved in ways we can’t imagine. I know personally one who said she had never come with her boyfriend until he broke both legs and was in a wheelchair. Unironically why niggers can even get laid.
>>544341679I want to know how to get the skull genetics of this guy to brain-mog jeets.
>>544341679wear wigs take steroids fake spray on tan
>>544341902Yeas they do.
>>544341679>balding at 19Do Zoomers and Alpas fucking REALLY?!
>>544341976He’s head is most likely the result of a very difficult birth. The child’s skull is easily malformed at this time. Often the risk of not using forceps in such births presents risks to the child’s and mother. Things have advanced somewhat in the last 20 years. But childbirth will always be a war zone. So likely his genes are fine. He was just injured to save his life at birth.
>>544342104The hardest I've seen my gf come was when I had just had my vasectomy (2 kids, faggot) and I wasn't allowed to orgasm. She used me like a fleshlight.
>>544342104Niggers fuck the bottom of the barrel women, kinda like spics and jeets do
>>544341679Find a kink community, there are some crazy and hot chicks in there that want to get dominated by a big ugly dude, kinda like the monster fucker girls
>>544341679If he becomes rich, he could easily find a decent looking girl who would use him as a way to virtue signal and attention farm on social mediaif he was average looking he would have a worse time
>>544341679There are women MUCH more ugly than that.He just has to lower his expectations.
>>544342104>Unironically why niggers can even get laid.Women get positive social feedback from fucking niggers in our current progressive hellscape which is what they crave most. They get negative social feedback from fucking loser chud white guys which is why they don't even want to me seen near them.
>>544341679Find some brownoid
>>544341679literally a mister potatoes head, with at least a decent facehe'll pull tail regardless because he looks """"distinguished""""
>>544341679I would scare up my face to make myself look like a absolute monster, I'd find a cool outfit and then pick up goth girls at horror conventions. Some women would fuck the shit out of freddy Kruger you know.
>>544341882they be some sweaty ridges
>>544341679Is every single redditor a completely dysgenic freak?
>>544341976If you weren't a fat lipped nigger you'd have reading comprehension, but you're a fat lipped nigger.
>>544342638yes
>>544341679become successful and rich and even this guy can fuck
>>544341679Poor bastard. At least he survived the operation. This may be one of the limited scenarios where a hair transplant might actually be considered
>>544341679he seems chill though. chiller than say fucking faggot clavicular. who gives a fuck how he looks. i've seen worse. not faggot, not troon, ok in my fucking book. that reddit though...
I need to get him a hairskeen. Then he can slay pussy just like me.
Nobody posted it yet?
>>544342612Aerodynamic, the next evolution of mankind.
>>544342914lmao
I saw that thread and skimmed a couple posts. The amount of "nooooo, you're not ugly~~" posts was hilarious. Normgroids truly are horrible people and their false praise is more insulting than just going "god damn bro, sorry you've had to deal with that" type thing
>>544341882>>544342612This nigga cacaopod-maxxing.
>>544341679Whenever I think incels are making shit up or have bad personalities, I'm reminded some guys are truly ugly and that I am blessed.
>>544341679That really fucking sucks, he has a normal, even attractive face, but his head is so fucked up.
>>544341679Find a cute blind girl.
>>544342887This is so fucking pathetic
Rape
>>544341971>brown hair>brown eyesWrong
>>544342327picrel >>544342336will ignore your not 100% meritless spic comment. also see below>>544342498100% true. But even correcting for the virtue pointscape, women get turned on by degradation, and fucking someone deformed can be degrading.
>>544341679uneven side?? which side is the even side?
>>544341679First, I would take great care of my physique; I’d go to the gym regularly and make sure to follow a high-protein diet. Second, I’d buy a mask—maybe one of those that looks like ceramic and features a serious expression. If anyone asks, I’ll say that years ago I was trapped in a fire, and the flames left my face disfigured. Women might feel sorry for my fabricated backstory, but they’d also be drawn to my fit physique—it’s the perfect strategy for getting laid. Plus, the mask adds a touch of mystery that many women with specific fetishes would likely find attractive. It’s the only thing I can think of; honestly, hiding behind a mask is better than showing that face.
>>544343025>>544342612>>544341882
>>544341679>Hello r/bald, I'm just like you guys.
dude needs to pull a tim pool
>>544341679Orbital sander with 80 grit and a shitload of benadryl
There is something wrong with everyone. Some things you can see, some you can't. Oh well.
someone set up a givesendgo to buy this dude some hats
>>544341679Is he a Christian? If so he deserves to psychologically suffer.
>>544341679Glory holes
>>544341760Spudchud lol
Just go full freakshow and freakmax hard.> Tattos > Piercings > Drugs to give to whores and fuck them while they OD.It doesn't matter how ugly you are when you stand out.
>>544341679poor bastard. but thanks op i needed this self esteem boost.
>>544343162It's pathetic but way less pathetic than spending tens of thousands on hair transplants, permanent reliance on pharmaceuticals and the 10+ hours a week regimen you have to keep up with to prevent your hairline slowly marching back leaving your transplant section intact standing in the wind 2 inches ahead of your natural hairline. I'm too old now to give a shit about losing my hair but if I were 10 or 20 years younger and my shit started falling out and I was that insecure about it or needed it for a job I'd just go with the hair system every fuckin day of the week.
>>544341679save up for a hair transplant. hit the gym every day with trt injections. in a year you could be jacked and have a full head of hair. it's not that hard if you get off your ass and try just a little.
>>544341679Fedora and sunglasses Michael Jackson style
>>544341679Danny Devito maxxing ,seems like a jovial/jolly type that could turn to comedy
>>544341679Well at least he's still White, and he's not bad looking, it's just the side of his head. He can get any 3-5 Asian chick from outside of America if he wants. They worship Whites.
>>544341679just tell them hes a retired pro fighter. women love violence
>>544341679GROK said it burned a tree for this
>>544341679Putting some clothes on will help.
>>544343472
>>544341679I'd be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask
>>544341679Get a truck and drink a lot of beer
>>544342612>yeah I cycle alot, why?
>>544341902I'll bet he gets tons of pussy and op's entire premise is bogus
>>544341679Unironically what happened to his head? Was he just born that way?
>>544341760kekSpudbud>>544341679He doesn't look bad, face is ok but head is deformedDef can go SEA or latam and will find one that gets horny to his greencard
Tommy Pickles looking mother fucker
>>544341679Holy shit the Trump meme is real.
>>544341679Probably could clean up okay with a decent whig.
>>544341760I was thinking Toxic Avenger
>>544341679Wear a hat.
>>544342363
>>544341679holy fuck what is wrong with his bones
>>544343162Ehh. Im all for it. Fuck it. Dudes buy sports cars for the same shit. They wear designer clothes. They buy fancy trucks. Etc. What's the difference? They aren't race car drivers. They aren't the designer clothing company family. They don't work with the truck. A bald dude buying someone else's hair is not any different.
>>544342305Thanks
>>544341760Spudded
>>544341679I think he should get plugs.
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