>>544365951Zesty ass jeets discovering gravity
kek.
>>544365951Dont care why. They need to do a lot more of it.
>>544365951the phenomenon observed in this webm is a physical manifestation of the pajeets inability to perform complex dimensional analysis.to understand why these two subjects transitioned from a state of equilibrium to gravitational descent via this particular vector, one must analyze their cognitive processing through the following framework>Failure of Spatial Complexity & Gradient Perception:remember the jeets operate on primitive logic within a perceived undifferentiated plane.because the subjects lack the ability to grasp gradients or non uniformity they fail to calculate the shifting center of mass required to maintain stability while interlocked.>Linearity vs. Variable Fluxthe pajeet cognition is limited to constant averages and linear A to B patterning.when environmental variables shift non linearly (such as the sudden elevation of the standing subjects legs) the subjects cannot adjust for the resulting angular momentum because their mental models are fundamentally incapable of scaling up to accommodate multidimensional complexity.>Dimensional Analysis Deficiencythis movement pattern represents a classic failure in spatial reasoning, the shiteating jeet mindset treats reality as a flat projection, ignoring the Z-axis entirely until gravity forces a terminal conclusion.>Post-Modernist Defense Mechanism:should an observer attempt to correct the error in logic, the jeet typically defaults to post modernist nihilism.by asserting that truth is subjective the pajeet avoids admitting the mathematical inaccuracy of their positioning, ensuring their izzat remains intact even after the fall.tl;dr: jeets didn't account for the change in the vertical axis due to an inherent inability to perceive anything beyond simple, 2D linearity.
also, much like sub-saharan afrikans, if they can see it, it doesnt exsist. so because niether saw the damger behind them, your vector, it didnt exsist in thier brain. electricity doesnt exsist, the light is magic, water doesnt travel tru pipes, it magically appears out of the spigot, etc.
>>544366520Thank you professor. Most illuminating.
>>544365951Izzat Pooton discovers gravity (2026, colorized)
>>544366520Kek/10
>>544365951Jeets are the Dalits of the WorldThey hope to be reincarnated as a higher being such as a dung beetle or lesser anteater
Jeets vs gravity thread?
>>544366520Now this is krautposting
>>544367304why the fuck are there no guardrails?
>>544365951Urban Diving has always been popular in jeetland I’m surprised we don’t get more videos
>>544367424
>>544365951I don't maybe because they're fucking retarded bio-mass?
>>544365951Youre not asking the right questionThe real question is, who gained izzat and who lost izzat
>>544366475This
>>544366520thanks again herr pajeetologistanother great lecture
>>544366520AI has some terrifying meme power. Though it could be a basic science edu anon writing it up desu
>>544365951They don't have full control of their own bodies.
>>544367189They actually believe they evolved from poop. I made up a racist story once about the origin of Indian people being that they were made from poop, only to find out that it's essentially what they already believe. If you asked the average American, hell average person, if the poop origin is legitimate, they would say no. Many would probably think you're being racist. They would be wrong.
>>544367950That can explain the street shitting. When they gotta go they gotta go
>>544367960>They actually believe they evolved from poop. I made up a racist story once about the origin of Indian people being that they were made from poop, only to find out that it's essentially what they already believe.LOL! Relatedly:Indian poople are not HumanThey are a disgusting ShitbodyFucking Shit Zombies For a Microbial Hivemind in the GutThese are their ShitgodsSkinny-fat phenotype because the belly is a Shit factoryA microbiota 3-fold larger than their Shitbrain A Religion of ShitThese Shitfactories are vegetarianDon’t eat any of the stray dogs, cows, or goats roaming aroundThis is to maximize the Total Volume of ShitEating vegetables/fiber increases Jeet ShitAnd, of course, not eating meat leaves the animals alive to further ShitGetting sploded by trains propagates the ShitsporesShit for the ShitgodsThat's why everything revolves around Shit for them(SH)IT IS WHAT THEY AREThey are TERRAFORMINGThey should be declared a Biological Weapon and Eradicated
>>544366520I thought it was a homosex suicide pact, but I like your explanation too.
>>544366520German efficiency
>>544365951Everyday i see more and more stupid ways to die.
>>544365951indians are the only race that remembered how to have fun with your buds
>>544367317This has to be AI. Not even animals are that stupid
also reminder (so you too can analyze pajeets more efficiently):>a jeets brain operates on primitive logic>a jeet cannot grasp gradients, non uniformity, or spatial complexity>jeets dont understand non uniformity at all (a jeet assumes if one thing happens, it applies generally without considering scale)>to the pajeet, reality is a flat, undifferentiated plane>streetshitters suffer from a massive failure in dimensional analysis>the pajeet is fundamentally incapable of scaling up his mental models>when a jeets "arguments" fail he usually pivots to post modernist nihilism where "reality is just what you perceive">that is a classic defense mechanism used by jeets who have reached their intellectual ceiling but shows how they really think>if a pajeet can argue that "truth doesn't exist" he never has to admit that he was wrong and izzat stays intact>jeets think in terms of constant averages (linearity)>jeets get easily frustrated when variables dont behave in simple A -> B patternsall of this explains their seemingly bizarre and full retarded behavior.
>>544365951All the dudes are faggots
>>544367304Why did he turn the bundle over?
>>544367304this happened because he wasn't wearing his safety sandals
>>544365951if there is a god, he created jeets as a warning sign for actual humansthese goofy motherfuckers are just to absurd
>>544366520Put me in the cap
>>544366520Finally some quality posting
>>544365951downright peculiar
>>544366520well done, have a (you)
>>544368539>falling five meters down with your buddy is considered fun by jeetsyou really are a strange race
>>544366520
>>544369724do chinks suffer under a similar condition?they also often are comically unaware of their surroundings
>>544371677a jeet fails because his brain cannot grasp that an angle exists, a chink knows exactly how steep the angle is, decides he doesnt have time to respect it and relies on his limited optical field hoping the sheer density of the hive will absorb the impact of his negligence.
>>544366520yes herr professor. exactly
>>544366520Damn
>>544373748i see, thanks
bumping for more funny pajeet videos
>>544366520New pasta Noice
>>544375832also see >>544369724
>>544366520Gute Gemacht, Herr anon
bump
>>544366520but professor, the textbook says they are our equals
>>544367476>none of those elite human capital even thought to jump into the cab and apply the breaks
>>544368686>Not even animals are that stupidJeets are less than animals
>>544366520>you can now have a PhD in jeetologywhat a timeline
>>544366520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvmRUHpVJs
>>544366520he was also trying to izzat farm by sitting on the rail while his friend was hanging on his back
>>544378737we vill replace u saar
>>544365951Because they're dumb animals.
Jeets may have the 1000 smartest individuals in the world but they still have to carry the billion dumbest excuse of humanity with them
>>544366520Is this AI or autist text?
>>544380615Jeet doesn't even have that
>>544365951>Clearly shows guy in skull capThis isn't India, these are filthy sandniggers. Or pakistan. Ew Why lie though?>>544366044>>544366257>>544366475>>544366520
>>544379344only if you believe the post modernist definition of truth.if reality is just whatever you perceive, then yes, they are equals.but if we follow actual Newtonian mechanics (which most pajeets struggle to grasp) the vertical descent suggests a significant deficit in their respective standing compared to us. pajeets aint human.
>>544380711They do. I met one and he was droving a chopped mazda 5 doing ubereats. Literally the smartest jeet ever as he didnt crash his car and was able to deliver the food unmolested
>>544365951The whole goal of their religion is to reincarnate as something that's not an Indian. Nonexistence is preferable to them than being Indian.
>>544380615How do they do that? I either interacted with super smart guys or bottom of the barrel 67 IQ monkeys. Not one of them in between.
>>544367394Not being scared of risks raises izzat. Correctly assessing those risks does not raise izzat.
>>544380796youre all pajeets.
>>544381197It's Jefferies' law; if you're a dumb cunt, and your wife's a dumb cunt, your kid's gonna be a dumb cunt.Now add a caste system on top that reinforces reproduction only in your own class, and you're essentially breeding two different species of subhuman.
It keeps happening
>>544381479-5000 izzat
>when your h1b gets canceled
>>544366520What a magnificent thesis on the internal processes of the jeet creature's brain matter and it's surrounding environment, herr professor. We're in the golden era of jeetology.
>>544365951Pajeet life is what the three stooges would be if they weren't invulnerable
>>544381553
>>544380647I developed this pajeet framework see >>544369724 after having countless conversations with pajeets here on /pol/. I noticed the patterns.I mean we all have wondered why jeets would dive head first into a shallow pool and breaking their necks or why jeets get grilled by high voltage lines so often and probably you got at some point frustrated with a pajeet here on /pol/ too or elsewhere on the internet.so this knowledge is a gift and it is also supposed to be useful to (You) so you can identify pajeet hazards in your surroundings more efficiently.like for example imagine you see your driver is a pajeet, this jeet has no real perception of depth, or momentum or non linear acceleration or understands G forces or speed or mass etc. if your primary operator lacks these fundamental cognitive abilities, entering their vehicle represents a significant statistical risk to your own structural integrity.also if you know the limits of pajeets you can easily defeat them.utilize elevated positions or depressions (holes/pits) to exploit their inability to calculate Z axis shifts (as seen in Pakistani defensive topographical strategies).also upper cuts have a 100% efficiency against pajeets I heard.
>>544382083what do you think of this pajeet behavior?
>>544381553LOL it's like watching a live action version of the Loonie Toons with these people.
>>544382308no idea what the exact context is but I would guess the pajeet essentially attempts an izzat attack by throwing metaphorical piles of shit against the walls of conversation hoping that some part of the mess happens to stick to his opponent. classic jeet move.also, interestingly, many of these physics concepts apply directly to communication as well.so while a jeets very existence is a direct insult in itself, individual insults from them are essentially harmless and meaningless, its quite hard to be truly offended by a jeet's words, I'm sure you already know that tho.
>>544366520I'll beat your ass Hans
>>544383606that jeet basically use a webm of pajeet praying to some jew and said that pajeet in the webm is actually a thai manso he can gloat about how thai worship jews and indian do not worship jews?i guess?im still deciding whether if this is one in a million 160 iq master of baiting brahmin gigajeet or typical low iq jeet delusion tho
>>544366044fpbp
>>544367950Lost. I didn't know what was going to happen, would the dog attack? Would there be a building collapse? Didn't see the open window coming. Kino jeet action
Pajeets die in the most Looney Tunes way possible. All that's missing are the sound effects.
>>544368686youre seriously overestimating pajeets
Anyone have the one where Jeet slams head first into a shallow pool, drowning while his friend just watches and doesn't help?
>>544366520High IQ poster right here.
>>544366520Putting that engineering degree to good use, Hans.
>>544383908ah I see so his claim that "it was actually a Thai man" is pretty much the post-modernist defense mechanism again, used to safeguard his izzat.basically by rejecting objective data and replacing it with subjective perception, the pajeet enters a state where error becomes impossible.If truth is whatever you decide it is, then failure ceases to exist.
>>544367337>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. To tell you the truth, I'm still wondering that myself.>*cue early 2000s college rock music*
>>544384479It is very similar Jewish tacticI'm curious if they came up with this tactic on their own independently from Jews
>>544367872PAJEETOLOGISTSomeone make this a TOPIC please
>>544365951Do a flip!
>>544366520Before ai, we had to rely on autistic krauts to see erudite posts like this. Warms my heart to see the tradition being kept alive
>>544384790ok!
>>544383883SILENCE, DALIT
>>544384826>The blues jew gay brothersGet the hell out of here
>>544366520Golden Have a (you) professor kraut
>>544366520Bitte mein Freund.Das analysis ist ausgezeichnet ! Here is something for you showing which country uses chatgpt the most !
>>544367465>>>/wsg/6252946
>>544365951Deep down they want to die. Existing as an Indian is the greatest suffering a soul can possibly be subject to. The Indian species evolved to tolerate and even thrive in conditions of life that would drive any other being to suicide. But there is still that deep to be free of such incomprehensible torment. And because of the various complexities of modern society, there are gaps where a fragment of agency can push past the anti-suicide adaptions.
>>544365951Have a look at this Lawyer Engineer Doctor. He's Brahmin, so he's watching out for approaching objects in the opposite direction of the trains movement. It's unlikely, but possible, that a pole would catch up a speeding train and give him the ol' smack.
>>544365951The sweet release of death.
>>544385082Crap, I posted the wrong picture. However, not all is lost because high remittances from India does tell a story by itself of money leaving countries.I meant to post this attached picture for your enjoyment showing how India ranks highest in Chatgpt usage. You can see the similarity with the previous image. When small, the images are difficult to distinguish.
>>544384695the jew uses postmodernism consciously as a weapon to target the goyim but there is a difference between intentional semantic manipulation and being retarded by default.basically to pajeets, truth doesnt exist because their brains lack the structural integrity to maintain it.their own perception becomes their only truth as they lack the high level computational power to compare their perception against objective reality.
>>544385509>the jeet may have perished but the flipflops remain
>>544385233>The Indian species evolved to tolerate and even thrive in conditions of life that would drive any other being to suicide.So the blame falls on smartphones and social media (Pornhub counts as social media in india). It opened their eyes what the normal world is like.
>>544369724Can you explain Izzat for us professor?
>>544385988
>>544385988>>544386228
>>544385956No. Its not about knowledge. Any normal human would naturally hate to live in filth and eat shit. But the Indian species has evolved to love it. But the nature of this love is best described as "I have no mouth but I must scream". Being Indian is an incomprehensible horror, they can't even hate being Indian, not even in their own mind. Their thoughts betray them. The suffering is truly silent, forced to enjoy eating shit whilst simultaneously hating every second of it.
>>544365951... a few moments later
>>544385610>>544385082that isnt really suprising and the framework I established can explain this too.most people use AI to do more, pajeets use AI to BE more. they are attempting to bridge the gap between their inherent cognitive limitations and the requirements of modern civilization via digital crutches, with very limited success as you see.because intelligence is not merely about having information, to be intelligent you need the ability to perceive and process and integrate it.an LLM can produce highly complex, non linear outputs but if the user/the jeet lacks the underlying perception to understand spatial, temporal, or logical gradients, they cannot process what the AI has provided.an AI does not make a jeet smarter. pajeets can have all the data in the universe but without the mental hardware to decode it, the jeet didnt actually learn anything.
>>544385988see >>544386228 >>544386243 , this is fundamental to the pajeet topic.also thanks for posting the explanation.
>>544365951For fun. White people climb mountains and challenge what is possible for fun. brown people can't understand why we do that, the same way I cannot understand why browns act the way they do. It really is simple if you think about it.
>>544365951they call that the bird poop maneuver in india because it looks similar `to how a bird shit over a railing and since bird poop is white they got lots of izzat for that
>>544367950You just know the dogs been doing that all day.
>>544386451I'm...re-reading it...i had no fucken clue it goes this deepJesus fucken Christ , these people are a blight upon the world literally
>>544366520herr jug
>>544367304
>>544384695Both Jeet and Jew. Great. just Great
>>544365951Camera doesn’t show it, but they landed on their feet and even did a cool dance afterwards.
>>544385988>>544386228>>544386243>>544386451Forgot part 3>>544386586
>>544386807I'm speechless
>>544367327Need pinball bumper ringing with this one
>>544386859you literally have jeet living in your country for a thousand year how can you not know their behavior?
>>544386261>>544385956>>544385233I think this fails fundamentally as a biological assessment.you are assuming the presence of a highly developed cognitive dissonance which requires a sophisticated level of sensory and logical processing.your entire premise is flawed due to several factors like the lack of sensory gradient perception, like think about it, for an organism to hate its environment it must first be capable of perceiving the delta (the difference) between its current state and an ideal state (cleanliness, order, or nutritional density).because a jeet operates with extremely low perceptual resolution they lack the hardware to detect these gradients to begin with.to them "filth" actually doesnt exist as a distinct category from "environment".it is simply their constant, unvarying baseline.then you have the absence of cognitive dissonance, the idea that they secretly hate every second of it implies a dual track consciousness.one track experiencing reality and another tracking how much that reality deviates from perfection.however, since pajeets struggle with basic dimensional analysis and non linear reasoning their cognitive bandwidth is entirely consumed by immediate, primitive stimuli.they dont have the spare cycles required to host a continuous internal monologue of lamentation.so what you describe as incomprehensible horror is actually just you projecting your own advanced sense of complexity onto a non human pajeet creature that lives in a flattened, 2D state of existence.jeets thrive in filth because to their rudimentary sensors, filth is nothing more than home.
>>544366520adds up
>>544367950this the funniest one
>>544381553its like a mob grinder in minecraft
>>544387166my favorite is this one here >>544367327
>>544387052Don't bash the ignorant for finding out about the jeet menace.
>>544367950jeet dogs have izzat too, bitch
>>544387052Gypsies integrated parts of Christianity into their "culture" they don't really see things through the lens of izzat, as a sort of spiritual currency , they like playing the system ,cheating , stealing etc. But if they get caught they'll try to band together ,if the police get involved they'll scramble like cockroaches They don't believe in shiva or whatever , yet they'll curse you with a righteous indignation rarely encounteredLike...a gyppo won't shit on the street and if he does and gets caught he'll be a laughing stock for a loooong time, i got cut by one a few years back , he fled , i caught him a couple days after and beat his ass till he started laughing and crying at the same time, nowadays we're good aquaintances , wouldn't call him a friend but there's mutual respectThey got this tarot thing and witchcraft , but they don't see things through the lens of izzat i don't think...
izzat has been deposited into your account
>>544387128> host a continuous internal monologue of lamentationThere is no internal monologue of lamentation. The suffering is one not made of thoughts but of raw subjective experience. When you put your hand in a fire, the agony you feel is not made up of thoughts. Its a raw experience. Living like an Indian would be like thrusting your hand into a fire, and watching as the flesh blackens with a smile, and in your mind you are thinking, wow this feels amazing, I love the way my flesh burns black, why did I not do this sooner. Yet at the same time the raw experience of suffering sits under all of that.
>>544367950That looks like a golden Border Collie, they are often listed in many countries as the smartest dog in the world and I wouldn't be surprised that the dog planned that from the beginning kek
>>544365951>poopjeetshttp://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+indiahttp://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeethttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+jamboyhttp://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakeshttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+poop+festivalhttp://www.google.com/search?q=india+cockroach+movementhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDGGcY0wDUhttp://patriots.win/p/1ATVaFitCU/india-seeking-to-host-2036-summe/chttp://patriots.win/p/1ATVaFic5L/india-and-oh-you-statistics-you-/cGO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>>544365951As the white man has embodied the spirits of freedom, exploration, and innovation, the jeet has embodied the spirits of chaos and death for its own sake.
>>544384592They fly now?
>>544388162>>544387128I want to get crushed by a Juggernaut during a hindu festival
>>544387720They're just craftier and know pushing izzat too hard can make them lose it all
If only stupidity was the main problem, then it wouldn't be so bad.The real problem is they are evil creatures.They hide their vile nature when they are disadvantaged,They reveal their vile nature when they have upper hand.
>>544388205Nah it's a mutt street dog but it outsmarted the jeet
>>544380796Fuck off, poopeater.
>>544366520an immaculate analysis
>>544384051>Pajeets die in the most Looney Tunes way possibleThisThey're so ridiculousIt makes it even funnier when they die
>>544366520This needs to be a copypasta.Thanks Germanon.
>>544388162experience requires perception.you cannot have a sensation if your brain doesnt process the input from your nerves.basically you are assuming the jeet possesses the sensory resolution to perceive a gradient between comfort and agony.this is where your human bias ruins your hypothesis.
>>544368686The part of the structure the jeet leaned on gave way.
>>544389946Even rats can experience pain and suffering.
>>544386261>Any normal human would naturally hate to live in filth and eat shit. But the Indian species has evolved to love it.Survival instincts make humans get conditioned by the environment and circumstances they live in. That's why grown ups can stay in abusive relationships for years.Until a new perspective is presented, they won't know they diff between living hell and "normal".
>>544382083>as seen in Pakistani defensive topographical strategiesThis is a thing?Links or search terms please, for the lulz.That shit would make an excellent /pol/ post.
>>544366520god I love professor posts
>>544387128>to them "filth" actually doesnt exist as a distinct category from "environment".>it is simply their constant, unvarying baseline.This is consistent with my reply above. If anal rape is normalised in a society, then the person would be a wanted serial rapist and/or victim when he goes to another community.Now extend this logic to media. You think a person growing up watching Bollywood action movies will have a healthy grasp of physics?No. He'll get run over by a train.
>>544367950>They don't have full control of their own bodies.>>544366520I think it's this, they've regressed mentally so much from ancient humans that they can no longer perceive even themselves in 3d. They can see things they want, like a car or white women or muscles, but the actual image of "themselves" has no relation to the outside world.They can't run accurate simulations in their head of anything, their mind is just there to run in the background while they do menial labor.
>>544386598lost
>>544365951Acutally DID the backflip./pol approved.
>>544385509Plastic Man
>>544385509just the juggernaut hunting its usual prey
>>544391040Just look at the way they move. And notice there's no hesitation/correction before falling or hitting a large object. Looks like something's missing in their muscle system for braking.
>>544390128>Even rats can experience pain and suffering.not quite. you are overestimating both the jeet and yourself.hell even an insect possesses higher evolutionary specialization regarding stimulus differentiation than we have discussed thus far.insects possess highly tuned chemoreceptors designed to distinguish between nutrient dense matter and waste via precise chemical gradients. their survival depends on being able to perceive these distinctions perfectly.but the pajeet exists in a state of Perceptual Indifference.If even a cockroach can navigate a complex environment by distinguishing food from filth, the pajeet represents a regression into extreme simplicity.their inability to distinguish between high quality resources and environmental waste or between comfort and agony suggests a neural architecture that has fundamentally abandoned error correction.you keep trying to assign them human emotions like misery or torment but those require a level of cognitive resolution they simply do not possess. They aren't suffering, what a pajeet actually experiences is drifting through a low resolution simulation where every input is treated as equally irrelevant.tl;dr a rat feels, an insect distinguishes, a pajeet just exists and shits up this planet
>>544391303u say what u basterd son of bitch??? i will fuck u up
>>544391353Good ad-libbing for the webm
>>544390378basically pakistan is a mountain region right?and its average elevation is much higher than india so the pajeet combat effectiveness is severely nerfed by their inherent lack of Z axis awareness.this is also why jeets lost that recent air war against pakis.but this is not to say that pakistanis are much better/more intelligent, the difference is small and overall these are also dumb as shit but they can navigate mountains and that protects them from pajeet expansion.
>>544390744most human made films attempt to simulate objective reality, they try to force human eyes to see what gravity actually dictates IRL.but the jeet does not interact with newtonian reality at all, they interact with a simplified low resolution version of it.therefore, bollywood isn't "unrealistic" to them, it is a hyper accurate cinematic representation of what can be called "pajeet physics".
>>544384859When someone has broken their spine start moving them as much as you can. +5000 izzat if you cut their spinal nerve.
>>544388510Half of it get's on the floor. Is it that cheep that it cost less than 2 sec of pajeets labor?
>>544392117Basically. It's a cardamom sample during a bulk auction.
>>544366520This it had to be a German autist and not AI.
>>544366520>Germans can do this on the fly, but they used wooden doors on gas chambersHolocaust debunked yet again.
>>544391040>while they do menial labor.the jeet cannot be relied upon for any task requiring consistent output because their minds are experiencing continuous stochastic drift abd because they cannot simulate outcomes accurately in their heads (no internal modeling), every action is an uncalculated guess.
>>544366520The technical answer, but from my uneducated perspective I think this was to perform a risky move to maximize Izzat gain. Ultimately Manjeet and Sadpreet paid dearly with their lives
>>544366520wunderbar
>>544366520most insightful. thank you mein professor
>>544365951Please dude, Pajeet is the preferred nomenclature
>>544392935I call them whatever I want and people seem to understand. Maybe you should try it.
>>544366475i like the electrajeets
indian space program saaar
>>544365951Izzat deprived young jeet men like to horse around like this in the absence of immediately accessible bobs to grope. Often it results in the death of those involved as they will engage in inadvisable rough-housing next to a source of immanent danger. In this case it's jumping on the back near a railing with a two story drop. It could just as easily be a train, an exposed electrical wire, a pit in the ground, moving vehicles, and so on.
>>544381553wtf, is this looney tunes?his first foot even went over the edge.
>>544393334Nah, in Looney Tunes he'd have floated there while painting an "Uh oh" sign.
>>544392834you are correct this was unadulterated izzat Farming via aesthetic posturing.in the jeets perception the social status is also achieved through visual extremity.the goal in that OP webm was simply to look as high status or flamboyant as possible to impress whoever was watching.these shitters weren't thinking about center of mass or torque they were focused entirely on the vibe of being "elevated", but if they knew and could perceive the physics they wouldnt have done that, cuz its retarded right?generally speaking pajeets treat physics as a suggestion rather than a law.and by lifting those legs, that jeet was just trying to "pose" more aggressively to maximize their perceived dominance over the other jeets.(un)fortunately when your turd of a brain treats the Z axis as optional you eventually pay the price and the reaper collects all the izzat and thats what happened.
>>544393432Back then we only thought people could be that stupid.
>>544371314>We've been shittin' here in this street fer about three generations
>>544381479I have always wondered, what's the purpose? Can't they just walk? You are gonna save 1 sec??
>>544394449izzat farming
>>544365951Chinks are really seething about the rekt threads we have been posting
>>544395776did the chinks also rape grandpa?
have some refreshment, you must be parched after the cow dung patty
>>544386598>loses pants, touches pp.Classic.
or perhaps some organic chocolate to pair?
>>544365951The smaller pajeet seems to be trying to increase his izzat by mockraping the larger pajeet. When the pajeet in the blue dress walks by the large pajeet becomes afraid of being gangraped which would destroy all his izzat so he respectfully bobs his head and backs away authomatically, but because he is carrying a second pajeet, both fall to their deaths (hopefully).
>>544396915Lmao. Probably correct.
>>544366520Thank you professor R. Acist
>>544370617You gotta stir up the jenkum or it'll settle into layers
>>544371570Breaking bricks with your taint is kind of impressive. I'm not sure how useful it would be in a fight but still. Maybe like a comic book villain. The Tainter: Everywhere he goes everything is tainted by his presence and if you try and stop him physically by his taint in your face.
>>544397651I mean, gays probably run in fear of him so it does have some perks
>>544380615Name a single one and tell me what he's done.
>>544366520have a you, your post is great mr kraut
>>544366520Have another you. You deserve it.
>>544398034>>544398195thanks bros
someone explain saar if I'm thinking stereotypical accent I think apu which isn't really right but either way I can't really hear a "saar"
>>544365951is this jugaad?is this izzat?
>>544366520these are the posts that make sifting through all the shit worth itno pun intended
>>544399253they're trying to say "sir" I think but it comes out like car with a bit more on the vowel saar
>>544366520Oh wow
>>544399125<3
>>544391601Gosh you are retarded. You do realise pakis are just jeets that got converted right? Every single Pakistanis grandparents were IndianAlso the only evidence to actually come out of that entire war is the jeets satellite pics of all the Pakistani bases before and after You’re a jeet that’s been paid by some jeet enemy to post propaganda aren’t you?
>>544399462yeah but do they actually do that is what I'm asking
>>544367317That was one-fuck-of-a Hooka-Hit!
>>544395776>>544395957
>>544392260I wouldn't buy it without a hazmat test. Mind you, lots of spices, pickles etc. come from 3rd world and get recalled regularly. I don't think that these spices are ever not contaminated. It is just a matter of if they exceed, whatever the national food entities, threshold is set at.This is also why india has so many mutants. Izzat.
>>544400333checked wtf
>>544365951the dude clearly did that on purposea lot of the train video look like one jeet luring the other
>>544399799They do when they want something: "Sar this is best price""Sar we are calling from the Google finance security team""Sar I know Java SQL no problem"
>>544366520IZZAT PRESERVED
>>544386598this just needed a post accident shit, someone on the "assist" group to rape it, and a train to run over all of them but i guess even real life cartoons have limits.
>>544365951That's an AI video of dalits in Bangladesh. Not even India
>>544400829>Bangladesh>Not India
>>544393038IVE GOT THE POWER
>>544401212Pashtun and hazara are ethnics from AfghanistanPashtun= ethnic original afghans Pashtuns aka alpha af. They are not Indian
>>544366520Good analysis, fellow german high IQ brethen. I still blame Patchwork Genetic Effect as the cause of this brain deficiency that should growth overtime, every new jeet generation will kill themselves in a even greater looney toons way.
>>544399615Pakistanis consist of many backgrounds. Yes they were Indian before creation of Pakistan. But they are much cleaner and different religion of the dirty pajeets of India.
>>544401649
>>544401649there are 35-45 million pashtuns in pakistan compared to 15-25 million in afghanistan
>>544366520See you on X
>>544369724>>to the pajeet, reality is a flat, undifferentiated planeThat extends to the religion (besides ritual murder, worshipping cows, and bathing in feces), which is a brown version of the worst gnosticism, claiming non-dualism: that everything is the same, everything is in everything, that distinction between different things is super duper evil but fortunately only an illusion, until being reaches its final stage of the undifferentiated cosmic blob.
>>544381553This happens to every smartphone addict, tons of car accidents and such, retarded zoomers crossing train trails and being slayed too.
>>544381553What is the purpose of that hole other then to kill jeets? Going to be a glass panel there eventually so they can look up skirts from the floor below?
>>54438079620% of India is Muslim and your all subhumans
>>544366520Masterful post
>>544402873*tracksbut retards playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes has been a thing known to internet before jeets had access to it, before youtube and blogs/forums had these kind of vids with ameritards, then russians and brazilians joined, then indiaeuros probably have tons of similar cases nowadays but our laws prevent these kind of death videos to be released because of privacy and dignityi will laugh at retards and influencers/socials scum but work accidents of poor uneducated people from thirdies and developing countries who have it worse than firsties aren't that funny even if in some cases they lack basic safety instinctson the contrary i am more fascinated by indians and their particuparly awful and suicidal way of driving and attraction to train related deaths
>>544365951Izzat farming
>>544366520Someone get this man 2 Krombacher pints
>>544380796Indians are technically pakis AND sandniggers, since you guys have like a shit ton of deserts You’re clearly Indian because you’re dumb, in denial and also self hating and begging non Indians to assist you in betraying your own race, fyi
>>5443673946 million IQ jeet engineering and planning that YOU need in your country or else you will collapse
>>544403765india doesn't have a lot of desert retard, it's the most fertile literally tutorial mode land inhabited by sub-50IQ creatures. Any race even blacks would've turned it into paradise because not much is needed, that's how easy they have it.
>>544403867Rajasthan is hugeWhy do you continue to deny reality when everyone else around you isn’t dumb? Lmao
>>544384859They always start shaking a person after they have an accident to bring them back to life. They used to teach white kids, like when I was a kid, not to move a person who was in an accident. Keep them stable. This was in grade school along with the fire thing. Drop and roll.
>>544403932>77,000 sq mi out of 1,269,219 sq mi>hugeRedeem yourself.
>>544403986That’s more desert than Bangladesh or Nepal or other places your self loathing ass hatesThis convo is so crazy ngl
>>544404040You really are beyond subclinical retardation at this point.
>>544404147You are hiding your flag because you’re a self hating Indian so I don’t care much for this weak ass response >thank you saar, have good day
>>544381553Jeet threads are like the new China hate threads, watching jeets redeem themselves in the most cartoonishly absurd ways possible
>>544404235Lurk more newfag. There are poopjeets behind all national flags so it doesn't give you any real information. Not to mention I'm not even in my country right now so instead of retardedly assuming I'm a poopjeet you'll assume I'm something else that's not me.
It's high IQ stuff only for Brahmins to understand.
>>544366520See this? This is what we should be teaching in schools. Real life application of complex examinations and working models.
>>544404401Oh, and you guys are bad at lying too, forgot to mention that
>>544366520Today we laugh at this, yet the time may one day come when studying the thinking patterns and behaviour of subhumans becomes a renowned field of study
>>544405045People laughed at the first guy who studied ants and called him a weird freak, but now, entomology is a respected field.
>>544381479
>>544371570Jeet Kun Do
>>544366520here I was about to shut the window in frustration with all the bullshit agitation posting on the catalog today then I thought, what's being slid? and it was this glorious post
jews created indian culture + castesthry created this thing called jizzat, or for jeets its just izzat. its basically like youre playing a vidya, tony hawks pro skater 2, but you have no skateboard, but you need to score points. points come from jewing people over. ironically the jizzat works in the invere, you lose points for being jewed over (by other jews)with izzat, idk how the math works exactly, but jewing yourself over is a high izzat score. jewing yourself and someone else over, even higher
>>544367476>>544379673See the difference.
>>544396915so what is each ones izzat level when they pass into the great sea of poop
>>544367960poop goes in dirt, which jews and christcucks believe theyre evolved from. minus the women, who believe theyre evolved from a ribmiddle eastern things, amirite?
>>544375822have you met the pajeet messiah?
>>544366044
>>544365951
>>544375822What do you wanna see sir?
who are they talking about here /pol/ ?
>>544406940i'm exhausted. the videos are endless. they just keep coming. how many more are there?
>>544407024GROK SAAR SAY IT'S FAKE SAAR
>>544407067I barely even convert any from my jeet stash to 4mb/no audio to upload here.
>>544366520journal updated
>>544399541the group of the pajeet geotechnical engineers must've missed the class about shoring and site safety.
>>544366520It is noted you were punctilious in the >talking point and purposefully used shit posting tier grammar on the rest.
>>544366520Halfway through and i'm laughing at every line
>>544387371Lmao
>>544365951>new jeetslop just droppedThe Cockroach Party. They are self-aware. They know they are a disgusting infestation on the world, and they don't care.
>>544365951They are retarded and homosexual.
>>544381479Kino
>>544365951an attempt to cheat god and karma by making the suicide an accident. the objective of india is to leave india by any means.
>>5443807966/8, 7/8 with the filename
>>544406290Hard to say for sure, but it seems very low. I imagine they'll be cursed to reincarnate as pajeets again.
>>544407258>cheat GodNo wonder they like israel so much.
>>544391173So trains are evolving to use angler fish tactics to catch its prey.
>>544366520I am not wearing pants
>>544388510>dotheadlunchtime.webmscam call center
>>544391303Paper Saario
>>544366520good post
>>544370617>>544371570Training for bbc
>>544366520Cheers.
>>544366520Thank you Mr. German
>>544406519You know, maybe some cultures and religions should reviewed and either forcefully ended or eradicated.Like goddamn, do we really want this kind of shit in the space age? Indian scammers and bot and this type of pre-caveman behavior in the near and distant future?
can someone post the one where a bunch of jeets come running outside to see a car crash?
>>544407906WE ARE TAKING OVER AND BRINGING IT TO YOUR COUNTRY SAAR
>>544369724You are forgetting the most important thing
>>544407906jews like using them as cheap slaves and fall goys
>>544366520I read the whole thing and am smarter for having done so. I will get my GED tomorrow.
>>544366520DELTE THIS BENCHOD BASTARD
>>544380796Pakistan is basically muzzie india
We need more trains
>>544380796shitskin you are shitskinn
Bump saar
>>544366520Fucking meat stick beat me to it. GTFOH you malfunctioning rnn, this is my forum.
>>544366520I see that the germanon improved upon his original good effortpost. Now its a great effortpost.Can you do the train one next? That was also fantastic.
>>544382083>>544369724It really is you! Can you share the train one? I loved that one even if it was an earlier work and less refined.
>>544366520Fucking Germans, he took my job!This keeps on happening I'm not gonna be held liable for what happens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YrCFz0Kfc
>>544409399this?:thats actually typical for pajeets, its a failure in dimensional analysis like many such "accidents".basically to a normal brain, space has X, Y, and Z axes, right?moving perpendicular (Y-axis) is an easy way to avoid the train but to a jeet reality is a flat, undifferentiated plane.he doesnt see the track as a line cutting through a 2D field, he sees his path and the train's path as occupying the same singular dimension.if he stays on that line he thinks he can simply outpace the vector. the pajeet lacks the spatial mental model to realize there is "beside" vs "on."also his jeet "brain" if you can even call it that is stuck in constant averages/linearity. in his head, the logic follows a very simple pattern:Running speed > Train speed = Success/positive izzathe fails to account for the non uniformity of momentum or the exponential scale of kinetic energy because he thinks in terms of simple A -> B patterns, he assumes if he starts running at point A, he will reach point B before the train does.its classic linear thinking where the pajeet treats a high velocity object like it's just another streetshitter walking past him.also the pajeets can't scale up their mental models.most animals (like deer/rabbits) have evolved instinctive spatial scaling, they understand how much space a large object needs to pass through.the jeet however cannot grasp the scale of the mass moving toward him.he tries to apply "human sized" logic to a "train sized" problem.
>>544409611Perfect! Yes, thank you professor. It is also so good.
>>544385082Jeet means victoryRemittance means poop! SUPERPOWER 2030
>>544385660Just imagining this comment narrated by Attenborough