ctrl+f "humo"=Not foundno videos of people dying or getting hurt (I don't click them anymore anyway)
>>544437579easy>EUROPE AWAKE>FOR THE WHITE MAN'S SAKE>EUROPE AWAKE>BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE>EUROPE AWAKE>NOW
>no videos of people dying or getting hurt (I don't click them anymore anyway)
>>544437579i'd like to solve the puzzle
>>544437579Gore was the Great Filter.As I have been saying here for years, I'll have you know.Once they started banning people (somewhat haphazardly, truth be told) for "porn" and "gore", that was the death knell, and the gates opened for Redditers to come strawman us with Guardian and WaPo, HuffPo, NYTimes, LATimes, Salon, Atlantic, DemocracyNow!!!, PBS, AP, SNL, etc etc fed propaganda, ad hominems, etc etc, well.... any fool could see which way the wind was a'blowinsrzly
>>544437579I don't get it.
>>544438407Rick roll
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>544438569
>>544438327The gore and...questionable porn served a purpose. It kept away most of the people who came here just to undermine. They ended up infiltrating the sites leadership and turning the porn against us. Now /b/ is nothing but a lgbtq+ porn board.
>>544438327>le heckin leftists don't understand thingsself-sealing argument
>>544437579Are video of pepo peacefully sleeping OK?
>>544438569Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>544437579
>>544438758Lurk for 2 years newfag
>>544438725And completely unneccessary, at that. The right needs to realize that discourse with the left isn't even needed anymore now that they've won.
>>544439213>>544439252
>>544438758Trying too hard
>>544439115That guy is a faggot
>>544438874"Lurk"I've been a channer for probably longer than you and have never heard this newf@g term.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1NOCGnujA8
>>544438896This is an actual medical disorder. I can't remember the name but basically their bodies deposit all fats intake into the legs and thighs.
>>544438758If you think /pol/ is bad, you should see >>>/b/
>>544438758The purpose is to weed out retarded newfags>You
>>544439814That fucking log meme. There is almost always a fucking log thread full of idiots posting that retarded singer and his turd.
>>544440029It's almost artistic (as well as autistic) at this pointhow the 'random' board is filled to the BRIM with regular spam about eating the shit belonging to an emo has-been, and low quality pornography.
>>544439637Time to go back nigger.
>>544438758>Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?Back you go.
>>544438407>I don't get it.See ->>544438327
>>544438230Impressive
>>544438327>Was the great filter. It still is. Nothing clears out a faggot OP faster than cutters going to the bone.
>>544441851the remake of jaws looks shit
>>544438758Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>544440029>>544440128They're STILL posting log threads?
>>544441998Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>544443044>Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?>Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?CHECKEDKEK'd
>>544441851She looks like she could suck the varnish off a footlocker!
>>544442338Yup. I think the freaks name is Andy or something right? I gotta give it to /b/, even after the mods destroyed it with porn, the spirit still lingers. I remember there was a serious attempt to get them to ban porn about two years ago. Lots of effort threads trying to rally everyone. Mods saged and ignored them until they gave up. To be fair, I don't think it's by choice. Someone with some serious power told gookmoot to neuter /b/ after it got far too much attention.
>>544438230NIGGERS!
>>544439971is it? I thought it was all bots. I seriously doubt there are any /b/tard trolls left on this site
>>544438758Is this a pasta I can't tell but it sounds familiar
>>544439637You haven't been a channer for very long if you don't recognize lurk. Are you trolling us?
>>544443144When I was in Iraq, my roommate would play rollercoaster tycoon for literal hours on a modded ps2 he bought from some bazaar. We'd come back from patrol and he would sit down in front of the 13inch crt, power on the ps2, pop a cigarette in his mouth, and just zone out making murder coasters. We'd all just gather around and be like "Oh! What if you have the coaster launch down the main walkway like a bowling alley?" Good times.
>>544437579i am following the rules.
>>544443345Been here since 2006
>>544443422Some German anon tried to make it a thing a while ago but it never caught on. When he stopped trying and gave up I picked up the torch and kept up his work. I don't know if he still lurks or why he kept spamming this pasta but I'm doing what I can to keep the flame.
>>544443912lol nice
>>544438569checkem you dirty dog cannuck bastard
>>544442034classic
>>544439166glornk is this reale??
>>544437959They usually show the apostrophes.
>>544444444that's funny
>>544443625
>the age of men is over
>>544438758
>>544437579Subtle rick is subtle Also, fuck off to /b/
>>544438407newfag
>>544446523Did her face stop loading in?
>>544446523She looks like she's from a ps1 game
>>544446726>>544447361was rendered by jeets
>>544439050Rattle me bones
>>544438407You know the rules and so do I
>>544439159Never settle
>>544441677Shitskins are such subhumans
>>544441851She got the toofs
>>544443160She could mill you a footlocker without tools out of one solid piece of oak.
>>544448988If only God had seen courage wolf, he wouldn't be such a beta cuck
>>544438230This was my answer too before scrolling down, what do I win?
>>544438407I bet you dont, incel lmao
>>544438758I look like this can of beans and ill heem you m8
>>544438725Libtards are only honest when they're being sarcastic. It's actually a really funny constant if you pay attention to it.
>>544439778How many m&m's did hunter feed to nick hands free
>>544452566With hunter's hands right....with hunter's hands right
>>544442338Yes. Go now and see. There might be more than one. I didn't check prior to making this post that's how confident I am there's at least one up right now.
>>544451588fuck does 5 gum make dilators now?
>>544443044>randy bobandy plays STALKERNeat.
>>544446859The hungarian faggot is back to spamming this retarded (non happening) spam.Don't waste your time watching this, NOTHING HAPPENS
>>544441851Literally a demon
>>544452150A pack of smarties
>>544451407lol. I would have said they're too dumb for us to see them in school, while white downs syndrome kids can still go to school (honestly what does that say about the quality of our education though?)
>>544453812boo hoo. you sound like you're suffering, almost like the people in the videos you enjoy watching suffer. hypocrite.
>>544438896That should be classified as rape.
>>544444345sigh... that brings back so many memories.
>>544438569bleZZed
>>544442436HOLY HELL
>>544438327Oh they are going to fucking despise this one lol. They still haven't come up with a collective response to the initial one. They're still in the "no actually it's right wingers that do that/no u" phase.
>>544439063fuck, I lost and laughed in reverse order there. Nice.
>>544438402What game is this
>>544437579YOU FUCKING RICK ROLLED ME WITH THE WHEEL
>>544439159Joke's on you guys, I've fucked them both, on several occasions at the same time.
>>544442513Jugaad in action
>>544441490The joke is in the migrants having the capacity for gratitude
>>544441710Goddamn I need the full version
>>544439166Always gets a good laugh from me
>>544439733Thought you said fart intake. I was like, who is out here intaking farts and why has it been studied to such degree that we know fart intaking disorders exist? You said fats.
>>544439050dusty old bones, full of green dust
>>544444444
>>544446859why would you post this fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>544443727‘Member myspays?
>>544438327yes
>>544456503>here we can observe the apex predator of indian subcontinent stalking his prey
>>544438407It's a stupid boomer rickroll meme that displays the lyrics to "never gonna give you up." Hardy fucking har
>>544452072Lost
>>544456910>It's a stupid boomer rickroll memedas rite nigger, and its fucking hilarious
>>544453276Incredible. Bill is unironically a pretty imaginative and humourous writer.
>>544442513nice one , just smoking a bunch of strontium nitrate every time you need to spark up
>>544438327Yeah, case in point all the boomer faggots who seethe about Goreleaf posting dying ziggers.
>>544439379WTC 1 and 2 had automated window cleaning machines. One was recovered from the rubble and now is in some musuem.
lol
>>544443658
>>544451991These three tricked a lot of white boys into acting like niggers.
>>544456910Now I remember! Rick Astley!Let me solve the second part:> never gonna let you downhttps://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>544438758>leaf blessing = the tim horton's of /pol/whatever it may have once been, the "leaf blessing" is now a jeeted ritual by which pajeets assume the role of maintaining "board culture." perfectly disguised for an obscene number of pajeets to sneak around in, why this contaminated farce hasn't been abolished is beyond my scope of satire.the pajeet does not interpret humor, does not craft comedy, and merely pretends to appreciate it when others are observable doing so. the pajeet behaves according to perceived standards, trends, impacts of things he has taken as reliable.the pajeet's celebration of humor is a call-response participation. "here is the expected cue for merrymaking." he memorizes a range of obligatory one-liners and jargon to signal his simulated sense of humor and rightful place in a subculture.similarly, in a recurring space for humor on /pol/, pajeets find refuge in this sanctified pasta (a parody of woke-npc-outsiders invoking narratives that don't belong). they claim it's a wily device to bait responses from the uninitiated, to cue the recitation of the words "lurk moar newfag." that function has become secondary. in current practice, the words of the humor thread blessing are just another identity-flag pajeets borrow to wave in front of the fact that they're pajeets
>>544441851Found her man
>>544460057Americans are school shooting drug addicts with no testosterone or manhoodNiger's and Jews defeated you
>>544451482kek that one dude flips in so perfectly when they get rammed.
>>544455593It’s not a game, I put markiplier raging on the game ‘Getting Over It’ over a psychedelic simulator I found on JewTube.
>>544438758>Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?>Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?I dream of the day when all posts here are nothing but copypasta, and the only way to communicate through the ether is in the ordering of which pasta to paste when.
>>544442375Not a single thought in this dumb nigger's head, and somehow we are all supposed to just believe in equality between races.
>>544460655checked unlike my laundry
>>544439659How did they train those guys to do that?
>>544451588>skull is perfectly fineDamn, I wonder how that feltFor the maybe one second you're alive
>>544439031After BBC
>>544462358is he gonna be okay?
>>544438896No
>>544462358
>>544462712he might recover
>>544461916Your chest would feel pretty tight, short of breath and a slight cracking sensation in your entire torso
>>544437579Seen this pic a few times and just now noticed 'her' head.
>>544462358>>no videos of people dying or getting hurtThanks a lot, polack
>>544462971he didnt fly so good
>>544463519this is ai, right?i am too disgusted to play this again and look closely
>>544463519So that's where venereal diseases came from
>>544439159left makes 100 times more than right tho
>>544463619he was government, not people
>>544463657she
>>544442513>mouth full of qat>sparks a smoke from a bulletThis guy as baller as you can get
>>544463690To Indie Kolego sprzed LLMs
>>544437579Kek I fucking hate that I knew I was never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna do some gay shit and convert you
>>544464027no popatrz, a myslalem ze jeety bardziej brzydzic mnie nie beda
>>544439733>This is an actual medical disorder. I can't remember the name but basically their bodies deposit all fats intake into the legs and thighs.It's called being massively fat then losing a bunch of weight and having large amounts of excess skin. There is no "medical disorder" that breaks the laws of thermodynamics, if you eat a caloric surplus you put weight on, caloric deficit you lose weight.
>>544457009now do trees killing other trees for sunlight and the meat grinder that is nature
>>544463721>So that's where venereal diseases came fromFrom shitskins, yes.
Anyone got the one about anons in the prison camp after the roundup and they're laughing and cracking jokes?
>>544438758It's something that women, niggers/browns, and other 3rd worlders wouldn't understand.You type like a woman, but might just be an effeminate lefty faggot.Either way kys, you're stupid boring garbage.
>>544439637Fuck off, lying nigger. I hope someone kills you and your whole family tonight -- I can't stand liars, browns, or jews and you are at least two of the three.
>>544464416Still beautiful. And tasty. Sorry you don't like competition. Competition and Conflict are what make us better.
>>544437959Nu-/pol/ doesn't know what this is from
>>544438758It's a general custom.Like /ptg/ when we post our penises.You only understand if you're a regular.It's like a secret handshake.>t. Pro-channer
>>544437579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKEycjREgPE Yeh, your a fucking genius. What kind of retards dismantle theur nuclear power plants with no alternatives?
>>544441677Poor monkey is gonna go blind
>>544439637Ur 2 moms are on their way home im done with them.
>>544438758the sign is a subtle joke
>>544465929
>>544438569Why do I laugh at this every single time? Thank you leaf bro.
>>544438327Very jewish unfunny responses to your "gore was the great filter" I wonder why that is, oh right because gore is meaningless and stupid and you think that is good like a jew.
Praty has sex to sell you
>>544443044It is a mystery.
>>544460057But you are a brown mutt or a jew, pisting some shit essay that nobody will read.Kys.
>Saarma'am did you see my do backflip?
November marks the end of H1B's and will cause even more damage to Indias economyWhat will pajeets do?!
>>544466337>>544465762
>>544466401jesus christ you're so unfunny and cringe. can you stop posting your attempted forced memes already?
>>544466433Want to see sexy Praty up close?
>>544466387why dont you moan to your co-pajeets on another website pornpreet
>>544460625Reminded me of this guy
>>544466464>>544466465yes you have a phone we get it. How much do they pay you to slide humor threads sarr?
>>544466465>Saar I eat cow dung fresh from anus
>>544466464look but don't touch
>>544466515horrible meme #101, how much do they pay you to be unfunny and ugly in humor threads sarr?
>>54446650319 crores
>>544437579It's 2026 and I am still getting rickrolledYou truly can never leave
this bitch has been bitching at me for like 3-4 different humo threads and never came up with any defense for the jeet blessing except "it used to be something"
>>544466636Your "memes" are literal shit like indians. I'm calling you out for them from now on
>>544438758newnigger
oh no! i wonder what that will change
>>544438407A full commitments what I'm thinking of
>>544466728Nothing from you, you'll spam what you're told to, ugly pajeets.
>>544466188posts like this makes the blessing mines worth it
>>544460986It's better when it isn't AI.
>>544439166catapulting people is a serious crime
>>544466387
>>544466515>touch cost many crores saar
I do wonder actually organic humor bros, why do they think they aren't obvious? Are the shills just this bad at it? That low IQ?
>real humor bros know the essence of humor is doing what's expected
>>544467209you're a nigger shill that only posts ugly forced memes. Get out.
>>544462358Why won't someone help this poor man?
lol "ugly"lmaowhat are you, a little girl?
>>544463519It's like a thousand blow jobs at once. This nigger is living the dream.
do you prefer kawaii anime like a real fellow bro
>>544467291Literally you btw you are that thing making this place worse you fucking brown nigger. No one likes your ugly memes you're trying to force.
this fagoot actually said "ugly""ugly memes"ahahahyou tell me how to make pajeets attractive
>>544467422your lack of awareness is amazing. Is what I'd say if I didn't know you were paid to be a piece of shit here nigger.
here this one has barbie pink for you
>>544467487
>>544437579NEVER GONNAGIVE YOU UPNEVER GONNALET YOU DOWN
look she's pretty though
how could you call this little dickens uglyhe's adorable, due to all ethnic indicators being removed
anyway i'm looking forward to the next barrage of disapproval next time i shit on the jeet blessing
>>544438896Spanx really do perform miracles, how to sex that up? Through a hole? Nobody can maintain a boner with that flab and fupa flying about.
>>544467679What do you even mean? All you do is shit up every humor thread with jeets.
>what do you even meanyeah good talk, wipe your nose
>>544467798nigger gonna nig. you're worthless. I'll make sure to let you know every time and I hope others see what you are and do too.
imagine if i got paid by the (You)ch-ching
>>544448866You should go check out an actual law, Hagbard Celines Third Law to be specific, and think on that real hard
here's what i'll consider re: jeet blessing apologetics.>i am a heritage canadian and so much has been taken from me already, you should leave the jeet blessing alone no matter how jeeted it is, because it's all we got ah gad i can't i can't take any more of my culture erodingmake it good and pitiable, and there's a chance. but if you want to stick your face out and blow righteous spit bubbles, you're jjjust getting more of what prompted that hilarity
>>544439637>"channer">never heard "lurk"seek rope
>>544467018
>>544451960>Random guy holds the door shut for himWhat a lad. Instant friendship
>>544464027Lmao. The village wise man
