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Imagine trying to get anything done in a country where people only care about beach, sex and going to the gym. Really, try to do anything; even the very act of discussing this issue bashes its head against the brazilian malaise, their confused demeanor of when you try to talk to them about philosophy and economics, and their sole reaction is confusion to why would anyone even bother with such nonsense.

Then they toss a ball in your direction, as if to ensnare you like one does to dogs (since all brazilians are hypnotized by the circumferences of the bunda and the football), then watch as they recoil in horror as it does nothing to you. You have no skill to kick it back and you believe that the nonsensery of ball kicking from the brazilians are beneath your notice and unworth of your time.

This country is hell on Earth. NOTHING gets done, NOTHING ever changes, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING. As long as brazilians are provided with beach, gym and sex, they suffer any burdens and carry on with their lives.

I hate this country so goddamn much and these good for nothing horny apes. I hate how it is sunny every day. I hate how I wake up every morning to people laughing and kicking ball. I hate their happiness in the face of so many issues.

We will never be 1st-world like this. We will never be a superpower. We will remain this porn parody of a country forever.
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I'd be more than happy to switch places with you. That sounds like my ideal lifestyle.
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>>544447956
Just the memes remain
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>>544447956
Brazil is mostly jungle
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Keep electing the white man into office and this will keep happening. Sadly none of your Northeastern slaves ever revolted, an all-black ethnostate in S. America would've been a dream.
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>>544448420
They returned to monke a long time ago
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>>544447956
I can help bring change, for a price. Is she single?
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>>544447956
oh yeah? then how do you even have scientists and BOPE?
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It's a country entirely made up of people who wear tank tops and flip flops to funerals. Is there a single Brazilian intellectual?
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>>544447956
If I want a hot young wife with a big bunda that will suck and ride my penis every day , should I move to Brazil?
Will she cheat on me?
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>>544449200
yes.
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>>544447956
>This country is hell on Earth. NOTHING gets done, NOTHING ever changes, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING.
Based. Sounds like paradise.
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>>544447956
Imagine being a butthurt virgin in Brazil.
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>>544449728
I don't even know how you can feasibly remain a virgin in Brasil. I have to believe there are roving macaco whores whose only job is to sex up incels.
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>>544447956
>We will never be 1st-world like this. We will never be a superpower.
First, you would have to introduce a correct national language, such as German.
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>>544448675
>how do you even have scientists

It is an easy career path. They don't produce anything real, just LARP. They are overpaid teachers.

>>544448704
Gilberto Freyre (Spengler's student) was our greatest sociologist, then he wrote a book on Brazil and it turns out Brazil is entirely about sex. His book 'Masters and the Slaves' is legendary and hilarious, basically a description of how the portuguese worked the miracle of fucking Brazil into existence.

>>544450238
People here are too relaxed due to all the vitamin D surplus.

The only true celibates I met in Brazil were voluntary because you need to actively run away from brazilians if you don't want to have a romantic life.
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>>544449728
I’m in the wrong country
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>>544447956
I was just watching a walkabout video in Rio de Janeiro, Leblon.... Is there a big steroid culture in Brazil as most of the lads look the size of rugby players? Or are thy just rich and live in the gyms?
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>>544447956
didn't read
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>>544450633
>Or are thy just rich and live in the gyms

There is a very strange obsession among brazilians with looking fit. Brazilians won't wake up even one minute earlier to go to work, but they'll jump out of bed at 4 AM if it means they get to stay three hours at the gym.

I don't understand it. I don't like it.

When they get dissatisfied with their gains, they start dealing around steroids. And this is all around, both rich and poor are obsessed with it. We call it 'maromba' (jacking up / getting big), and the maromba culture is huge here. For women, it is about getting the most round, best-looking ass. For men, it is about getting huge.

Pic related is President Lula. He is 80 years old, yet this is him showing off how his backs are still ripped.

Then again, this goes back to the strange national obsession with all that is not worth obsessing with.
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If go to Brazil and by some chance some women end up pregnant. What happens to me?
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>>544447956
Stfu
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>>544447956
Too long, didn't read.
More Brazilian butts please
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>>544447956
For me, the ideal woman is Asian and has a silhouette from behind that indistinguishable from that of a hairless young twink.
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>>544447956
Why don't you just make passive income so you can have fun too. Or fix some big societal problem.
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>>544450361
Once a german engineer from Hamburg (I think) came here when we had a Volkswagen factory, then he was "assimilated" by a brazilian woman and became Mc Gringo, who got somewhat famous during the 2014 fiasco of a world cup.

I don't think we can be elevated from Brazil, anon. Whenever higher beings come here, we just bring them down to our level.

Ever watched 'The Last Samurai' or 'Dance with Wolves', how the white man comes to a strange presumably inferior culture but then gets warped into their sense of meaning that the white man lost? Then the white man condemns himself taking part in their futile war to survive a world that wants them gone for the sake of modernity?

I fear every foreigner turns into Tom Cruise when they come here.
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>>544451108
Just admit that you're gay already.
Nobody will care, but you'll get more sex.
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you wake up in brazil
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>>544451108
> hairless young twink.
Leave me out of this.
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>>544447956
Yeah well at least you dont have problems with things like theater for plebs/politics being taken seriously by every midwit and foid there ever was
Unless youre just 10-20 years behind the benchmark of globohomo faggotry exports in culture and status quo

>we will never be first world
Good, its a vain pursuit of faggotry, dont bother, seek Jesus Christ instead and prepare for thw great tribulation which i assure you will be in our lifetimes- the great equilizer, and God is not a respector of persons

We will either get with the program and find our local "moses" of the 144,000 when theyre annointed in those days: or suffer the consequences of being complacent and that is its own reward
Let God Separate the sheep from the goats, all you gotta do is follow protocol, bring a tent, keep the Commandments, and fear the Almighty God of Israel
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>>544451202
Based, please assimilate me.
I'M READY!
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>>544451332
What you described is our entire philosophy as a nation. Brazilians are devoted catholics in their attitude to life. Salvation can only come through Christ, and those that promisse to bring God's heaven to Earth are liars to all and themselves.

We had times in our history when some autists who wanted to industrialize took over, and without fail the brazilians rolled their eyes, every project failed, the country suffered, and we went back to the start.
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>>544447956

maybe you will be something other than a monkey next time around
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>>544451681
Please answer: >>544449200
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>>544451332
Just so you have an idea, we settled up to 1922 all out civil litigations using an old medieval catholic code from Portugal called the Ordenanças Felipinas.

It took us more than a century to even bother.

According to Freyre's book, catholicism is what glued Brazil together, because everyone was welcome here provided they were catholic. We took no issue with marrying native women, mixed women or slave women, because the Portuguese colonization would not bring white women. So the entire brazilian society was founded on an anti-faustian mentality, something closer to Spengler's description of pre-1000s european value.

Brazilians never craved infinity. Brazilian society is all about esoteric pursuits so cryptic and weird, you even start to wonder if the brazilian is not just a turbo-schizoid whose brain was fried by the geomagnetic anomaly.

This country gets more bizarre, the more you look at it. Brazilians are Apollonian, contemplative, mystical, hedonistic, metaphysical, and live in some weird interface between reality and fantasy. Brazilians truly and without a doubt believe things like sorcery and demons, and that their soul is a battleground of God and various entities, whose will manifest in the real world at all times.
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>>544449200
>If I want a hot young wife with a big bunda that will suck and ride my penis every day , should I move to Brazil?

Brazilians have a very high sex drive. At least higher than 1st-worlders.

>Will she cheat on me?

Brazilian women are known for being jealous. I don't know about cheating. There is no hard data on it.

There are some brazilians who for some reason have a fetish with being cucked, just like 1st-worlders, but since they don't use Reddit here, they need to make their weirdness known elsewhere.
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My main annoyance with Brazil is its insistence on putting pernambuco wood on the CITES appendix 2 list, making the production of violin bows immensely difficult. I spent $5,000 on a new-made bow by a local archetier because he has a stock of pre-convention 1970s pernambuco, and nobody can ever order it in again from Brazil. I needed a good bow before they became impossible to make, and we were stuck with shitty carbon fibre bows like the Arcus s9 (10,000 for a carbon fibre stick! Are you retarded?).
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>>544447956
Sounds fun as fuck, what area's can a retarded gringo visit without getting robbed/murdered?
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>>544448704
> Is there a single Brazilian intellectual?
Brazilians of them
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>>544447956
Think about it, take all the men to the place you want them to build big buildings. Next to that, you make lots of privacy tents. Once a day each worker is allowed to have sex with any woman they want as a lunch break. The jobs will be reimagined to be like gym exercises. So you swing a hammer its called 4 Sets of Hammer Swings. Do The Screwdriver For Wrist Strength. Yes the constant woman moaning will get gross after awhile but at least things will get done.
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>>544452202
Everywhere is fine, but you should avoid anything around Rio de Janeiro and above it on a map.

Rio de Janeiro has far too many PVP zones, and it is better that you visit it if you have friends.

There are gorgeous places in Brazil, but most of what we call "Brazil" are just a bunch of coastal cities. Leave the beaten path, and this country turns into tropical Stalker.

Visiting São Paulo, Paraná, Curitiba, Rio Grande do Sul or Santa Catarina is fine, those places tend to be safer than the 1st-world. You won't get the extreme Brazil experience of Rio de Janeiro, but at least you avoid the potential negatives. Rio de Janeiro is also very decent, except the city of Rio de Janeiro, which is a very mixed bag.

If friends can join you (and if they are trained in the handling of guns and knives), everywhere is good to visit.

But I don't understand why would anyone want to come to Brazil when they can go to a 1st-world country.
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>>544451974
100% Jesus o hexa
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>>544451681
Catholicism = the whore of babylon
Thats not christianity
Its counterfeit christianity larping as such and clinging to the babylonian mysteries
Again, culturally appropriating the themes of christianity and imposing them on paganism defeats the purpose, as does crucifying the Lord every sunday with the abomination known as a eucharist

To properly know Jesus Christ and fear God, one must come out of babylon and egypt

>>544451974
All the problems you described are characteristic of a godless pagan society, which catholic dogma encourages as much as is breaking bread with nowadays
The entire institution is accursed and the blind leading the blind: both will fall in a ditch
Dont worry, i have some reservations of criticism to the daughter prostitutes the whore also helped spawned as well, they might have more fundamental christian aspects to them, but they more or less cling to traditions of rome to a varying degree all the same
God in Reconciling Himself to the world through various Judgements, is going to be also removing the false doctrines, rebels, and Annointing proper leaders who know properly their left from their right
Much of what people think to know and retain as authority is consequentially going to be turned upside down and BTFO by thr Almighty
Again, God is not a respector of persons
And He'd rather have you cold or hot, not lukewarm as is the case with most secular societies
By their fruits, ye will know them
Jesus Christ has given FREEDOM to those who were at odds and ends with Him, being Redeemed from the world and its ways
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>>544452152
To be honest, brazilians probably don't even know that this is an issue. The only instrument they care about playing is the one between their legs, and playing music is just a fancy form of getting someone to play with your instrument in private.

I find it strange that Pernambuco wood would even be in the CITES, and that the CITES would be that specific. I also do not know if it is brazilians with control over that, or rather if it is foreigners enforcing some quality standard with disregard towards the supply of pernambuco wood.

Pernambuco wood is called Pau Brasil here (Brazil Dick), and our country was named from 'Land of the True Cross' to Brasil.

There is an entire issue with Pau Brasil taking too long to grow, so we can't make industrial production of it, and will prefer to ban its selling due to its historical value.

https://xavierfoley.com/pt/blogs/xavier-foleys-blog/pernambuco-wood-ban-crisis

It is another case of brazilians being particularly dumb and not very greedy, considering we could be making money with it, but brazilians are too busy going to the gym to care.
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>>544452548
>Everywhere is fine
>but you should avoid anything around Rio de Janeiro and above it on a map
>Rio de Janeiro is also very decent
>except the city of Rio de Janeiro
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>>544452548
Then I'll visit Navegantes and Blumenau. Should I wear a spiked helmet at the airport?
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excuse me but what is the exact diet of these bunda baboonas? like what do they do and eat? gym and chicken and rice 24/7?
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>>544452957
Rio de Janeiro is both the name of the largest city in the state and also the name of the state.

It is a New York, New York City situation.
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>>544453068
What's Rio's equivalent of Buffalo, NY?
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>>544452548
>But I don't understand why would anyone want to come to Brazil when they can go to a 1st-world country.
Because you get more for less. I read an average restaurant meal in Brazil is $8 as opposed to $25 in LA. Besides my city already junkies, no go zones, niggers who will start shooting for no reason, illegals, jeets, degenerate faggots, and various types of crime, cops who don't do their fucking jobs, etc. with one of the the highest costs of living in the country/world
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>>544447956
lovely mystery meat mulatta
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>>544447956
https://youtu.be/fJwXSOLQ0ow?si=XQ5qfdcxLFkvTzFU
https://youtu.be/bNsn7751bFY?si=7AzHMp283fNFEUUG
Do they have these?
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>>544447956
>As long as brazilians are provided with beach, gym and sex
that would result in many births but you are around japanese birthrates. what is the explanation for that
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>>544447956
Better than USA, they have fewer niggers in brazil
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>>544453234
Same as everywhere else, birth control.
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>>544453141
What? Average decent pizza here is 80 reais. Which, if we take 1 dollar equals 5 reais, means 16 dollars. The average burger is actually 8 dollars in most cases though. (I speak this as a man from the southeast, not RJ though.)
Inflation here is getting out of control, to the point we could collapse by next year if the next president doesn't do shit.
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>>544453233
Brazil is the CEO of victim blaming. If a woman suffers something here, people immediately try to guess what she did to deserve it. Exposition to american culture hasn't been succesful in changing our nature in this regard.
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>>544450517
>The only true celibates I met in Brazil were voluntary because you need to actively run away from brazilians if you don't want to have a romantic life.
fuck, i need a passport
wow, imagine having sex. i guess in brazil you don't have to imagine it, you can just do it. have sex. wow. we don't have this in canada
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>>544453479
Thank god! The pernicious foid deserves her woes. The brazilian foid is a dumb, airheaded creature with no culture, style or substance whatsoever. You gringos are out of your damn minds wanting these beasts. Unless you just pump and dump. But if you wish to settle, be warned, your child will be zogged.
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>>544452152
>$10,000 for carbon fiber violin bow
Damn, the markup on this scam bmust be a billion shekels, what a scam
Whats the deal, specially 3-d printed harmony microstructures inside the tube that create the most superfluous additions to the sound- let me guess, theyre worse and sound like ass, vibrate more and have worse insulating properties for fstigur of the violinist's fingers
>i dont even play the instrument im just speculating based on how gay that sounds

You couls probably outdo the scam and refurbrish old arrow shafts, if theyre formerly carbon fibers too

>>544453044
You can toss seeds from your fruit and vegetables off the wayside in a ditch. Come back 2 more weeks and you have healthy pickings better than your grocery store
Or just walk 5 mins in a jungle and feast on mangos
Its literally that easy

>>544453207
>christian doctrine
Notice how all those puffed up fools subverted the Truth of the faithful within their councils upon councils and goes all the way back to nicea where they specifically BARRED FROM ATTENDANCE the literal family and original apostolic church of Jesus Christ

Yes there has been a historical grievance of a multitude of theological error
Hence, you can either turn away from that and return to the God of our fathers and His Law proper, or continue in the fools errand which is expounding upon already retarded traditions of men

Hence why i quoted:
>by their fruits Ye shall know them

How many christians do you know that keep the feast of tabernacles?
Thats a prettt good litmus test: most associate Jesus Christ with abolishing the Law- farthest thing from what actually ocurred
He paid the penalty for sin
He did not do away with the Law; Jesus Christ rather expounded upon it and gave a higher standard of interpretting the Law

Then the whore of babylon and her prostitute daughters went on and hijacked with their gentile corruptions of what had been established and disputed following the first 300 years of apostolic christianity
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>>544453627
You can probably lay down on any given beach in Brasil with an erection and at least 2 bunda whores will pass by to bounce on it.
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>>544453479
>If a woman suffers something here, people immediately try to guess what she did to deserve it.
Your pussy groveling feminist faggot country unashamedly has pussy worshiping femicide laws that disproportionately favor women. I'm inclined to believe your claim is horseshit.
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>>544453627
I am 19 years old. No one in my uni fucks. Girls just stay in huge cliques and gossip amongst themselves, while we men also kind of do the same. The political divide between gen z men and women rings true here in Brazil as well. Most foids are obscenely zogged out. Preposterous, they imitate the american stacy to a T.
You'd probably be lucky since you're a gringo though.
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>>544447956
But hows the grippy though?
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>>544447956
Sounds like this place but we also don't care about beach, sex nor gym.
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>>544453627
>we don't have this in canada

I swear, anon, Canada used to be a normal country before 2008. People used to have sex, go on dates, have friends, dance, laugh and do these things.

Now no one has apetite for any of this anymore. The 1st-world runs on psychiatric drugs.

Brazil wouldn't be that different if the rest of the world stayed normal. Movies like American Pie (2001) used to be how dumb college age teenagers lived. Now it seems like fantasy.
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>>544453792
>No one in my uni fucks
this can't be real
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>>544447956
That's the purpose of a rootless, colonial entity. Even the biggest incel in the world could go to Brazil and get laid for free, especially during Carnival
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>>544449728
How do I immigrate to brazil ...like yesterday?
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>>544453792
If no one in your university fucks, why are you even attending class? Brazilians are physically incapable of learning things.

Do a favor to yourself and go to a choppada. You'll lose your virginity within 2 hours.

I refuse to believe brazilians are going to college to learn. It was never like this.
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>>544452548
>But I don't understand why would anyone want to come to Brazil when they can go to a 1st-world country.
to have sex. you can't have sex in a 1st world country. i would have to travel to brazil to experience a hug from a woman
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>>544453792
You should learn to dress better.
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>>544454005
Don't do it. You're better off not having sex. Trust me bro you're going to knock up a girl then she's going to become fat and bitter and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
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>>544454074
Low income shopping mall.

People who attend it probably live around the place. You are lucky they are even clothed.
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>>544454174
That's why you get a goonette cuckqueen wife.
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>>544451268
second from the start second before the end of the line
many of huehues are natural
uma delicia
>>544447956
>Imagine trying to get anything done in a country where people only care about beach, sex and going to the gym. Real
oh the horrors
oh the sufferage you experience
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>>544452117
I ask because hypersexual women are more likely to cheat.
Also, I have read another Brazilian say that Brazilian men will always try to fuck your gf/wife because they are hypersexual and don’t care if the woman is married. This doesn’t happen in White countries, so it is a concern of mine.
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Brazil is essentially what happens to a country rhat has no external political enemies and is multiculti. Hedonism, status seeking and degeneracy sets in. Partying and living in fantasy 24/7. Its the same in japan but with anime and jav porn though less so cause theyre atleast homogeneous
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>>544454198
Can I take one of these back with me? My guinea pig could use a friend. They seem pretty chill.
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>>544454269
If that doesn't work, there are always carpet beaters and handcuffs for a quick fix.
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>>544454338
Iceland too but you just have to be careful about fucking your sister or you just keep it quiet.
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>>544454269
Those don’t exist.
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>>544454005
I am sorry, anon.

You'd probably be succesful in getting a girlfriend here. Due to working out since they are 9 years old, brazilian men don't tend to be that tall like the 1st-worlder. All the working out turns against you in the end. And the women still have the kuruminha manifest destiny of de-civilizing white men to assimilate them. It is how brazilians were born, after all.
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>>544454338
I should be specific, by external political enemies i mean wars or conflicts with a foreign state. Society goes down the path of hedonism and status seeking. This happens to all states who dont have an external political enemy.
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>>544454406
4 billion+ women out there anon. It's a game of numbers.
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>>544454174
yeah but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUqho69GlmM
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>>544454396
Funny story, we used to sell all sorts of wild animals everywhere. Capibaras are very common here due to all the rivers and lakes.

Some people keep them as pets, but the stupid communists outlawed it for reasons I'm sure make sense to them.

You can probably buy one (you can buy any animal here that a brazilian succeeds in capturing withour dying), but you'll need to know where to look. It is also easy to steal one off the local river since they have big colonies with many babies.

The hard part is sneaking them out of the country because it is a federal crime now. Not like brazilians care very much, laws are more like suggestions here.
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>>544451202
>mcgringo
Explain yourself
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>>544454454
Have many have you ever heard of, IRL? I haven’t heard of one and I am in a line of work with men who talk about their private lives very openly.
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>>544454728
That's because they're probably wifeguys who aren't allowed gfs
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>>544453068
>hippy dresses
jews and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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>>544454680
Brazil is basically a breeding ground for foreign men with money to come in and fuck the cream of the crop Brazilian woman whilst Brazilian men watch from their cuck chairs. Its sad. Its like instagram the country, at-least the non-poor parts.
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>>544454642
>The communists don’t want you to know this but the capybaras by the river are free you can take them home I have 458 capybaras
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>>544454680
German engineer came to Brazil and got succesfully assimilated by local bunda, abandoned his german family, had a (gorgeous) daughter with local black woman (pic related), and was found to be alive by his family during the 2014 World Cup, when he became famous for making funk music with his wife and daughter. Basically the brazilian equivalent of "The Last Samurai", a modern Hans Staden.

Whenever I see 1st-worlders say they can fix Brazil, I remember what we did to this guy.

At least he is happy, but at the cost of losing german tradition.
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>>544454886
my cat would bully a capybara, she's very territorial
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>>544454886
The Chinese in the background proves that you're actually a leaf.
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I couldn't even point where Brazil is on the map
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>>544454939
>Please saars come to our country and fucking our woman saars please saars dont you see how big our womans asses are saars please bleaching us saars

Thats how you sound you utter repulsive faggot
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>>544455046
Right next to u are gay
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>>544447956
COME TO SERBIA
SEE HOW FUCKING FUN IT IS HERE
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i want to come make love to pretty Brazilian girl anus, is good idea?
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>>544453853
Only like 4 seniors have girlfriends I think? Even our old ass professors get more foids than we.
One time, while sitting with me fellow chuds during our lunch, our languages professor and two foids came close. The foids were closer and asked if they could sit, but one of ours already had sighted the professor and said he took priority and exiled both the stacies back to their clique. To be fair, the professor in question is also a bit of a chud, and he is well-spoken enough that I owe a nice bit of my finer lexicon to him. But even that motherfucker is still more of a fuckboy than us and he is fucking 40! What the fuck?
Honestly was mildly pissed that we got the 2 foids to fuck off. One had great thighs and tits, other was a cute, albeit squareish, blonde. Both are raging lefties though so perhaps that move saves us from being on the news from the foids catching wind of even the least racist shit we converse about.
Of course I also forgot to mention the asian chick who, for some reason, is in the group. I've watched 3 men try and fail to seduce her. Currently 2 are still sort of squabbling over her. She just hangs around and talks rarely, usually to the two simps. One of them is quite the smart guy, other had a gf last year. The two fell out and stopped dating. To be fair, he let her treat him like a dog, so I assume she lost respect for him.
Also two of the chads got screwed over last year. One got cucked while on a trip, other had something so bad happen he refuses to ever give any details. And this is a 6'1 guy.
Bizarre things go on in southern Brazil.
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>>544455047
It's a pajeet with VPN
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>>544455046
it's right there
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>>544448414
I fucking hate these suicide showers.

Literally the face of our underdevelopment.

And brazilians think they need to shower all day, so you get ostracized if you are not clean. I don't know why I need to expose myself to an eletrocution hazard at least twice a day to be accepted in my own country
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>>544455134
Only if the Brazilian man can watch while you blow his womans butthole up, otherwise its breaking tradition
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>>544455134
No, Poopjeet,- you have to keep polluting the waters in Canada.
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>>544449728
the mask going down makes her hotter
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>>544455134
No you disgusting shitskin pajeet! Go to the fucking north of the country if you even entertain the idea and fuck the subhumans there.
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>>544455221
why not get a better way to heat water ?
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>>544455156
What a disgrace. The 1st-world genes have broken you.

When I was 19, I had a girlfriend who looked exactly like the kuruminha meme, but I was a high T dumbass with zero self-awareness and cheated on her with two women, then decided I wanted to date one of them and left kuruminha.

You guys are a shame. Might as well troon out and date each other, if you'll work so hard to protect your virginity.

>b-but they are leftist

Brazilians don't understand abstractions.

The USA spent more than our GDP to turn the world gay, atheist and leftist. Nothinfg is sincere or fundamented.
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>>544447956
>people only care about beach, sex and going to the gym
> going to the gym
>almost every single brazilian has the body of a twink
How is this possible? I never meet in my life a bulky Brazilian
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>>544455529
>here i am; shaming you
>what am i? Oh a compulsive fornicating adulteter
>but atop this moral highground, i am the superior one

Youre a stupid hypocrite
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It has been argued that the noun Brazil, is from old Hebrew and means Iron, because the kikes originally got hold of Brazil as an iron mining colony.
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>>544455221
>And brazilians think they need to shower all day, so you get ostracized if you are not clean
Every time some Brazilian pic or webm gets posted, all I notice is the third world buildings and all the black mold in their ceilings. Is this why they have to shower so much or do they not even realize how wretched their loving spaces are?
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>>544455777
No, it comes from Brazilwood tree.
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>>544451268
enjoy your athletes foot whores.
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>>544455808
There would never be a tree named Ironwood?
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>>544455529
Thank god I'm not like you, you literal crioulo. Espero que morra de AIDS seu puto.
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>>544455901
Yes because Ironwood is what I call my dick
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>>544455740
I was dumb and young and the whole gym / beach mindset messes you up.

For some reason, having a gf makes you ten times more desirable by women.

What did you want

I don't claim to be better. I grew to hate this country when I realized what it does to us

Isn't that part of the change, to acknowledge the problem?
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>>544452548
>But I don't understand why would anyone want to come to Brazil when they can go to a 1st-world country.
Thick, rotund bunda triggers the migratory instincts of white men like winter does for an arctic tern.
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>>544447956
Australia is the total opposite. There needs to be a program where people can life swap. I trade my whole life for yours, I give you all my stuff and you give me yours and both switch places.
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>>544447956
Imagine trying to go to the beach, have sex, and go to the gym in your country when there's people thinking anything else is worth doing.
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>>544451202
Y they getting the ball all stinky
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>>544455956
Barzel, from Strong's #1270 for Iron Ore.
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>>544455965
>I grew to hate this country when I realized what it does to us
Yes, banging all day long and no heating costs.
It is really hell.
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>>544452548
BrazilAnon, you're literally posting pictures of why we would want to go there.

Thankfully, I'm enjoying a Brazilian girl here in the US who is quite possibly the prettiest and sexually playful girl I've been with, so I have no desperate need to visit just yet. Sadly, she'll likely return to Brazil next year when her visa expires.
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>>544447956
Fuck it man. Kick the ball, lift the weights, take a shower under an electric deathball, be smothered by bunda you're gonna die anyways
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>>544448433
retard
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>>544447956
Hey at least your not indian
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>>544447956
>beach, sex and going to the gym

sounds awesome, i would move to brazil tomorrow if i could.

median house price here is over $1million now and median wage is like $75000.

you can't even afford the most basic shitbox house here now
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>>544454074
This is India tier cringe
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>>544451268
second from the right... wow
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>>544456734
Is the boatpill a feasable option
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>>544447956
I had Brazilian neighbors when I lived in Austin. They were all women and were pretty feminist/communist but they also brought me food and invited me over constantly bevause I lived alone and they were worried about me. One of them started fucking me because she said if men are alone for too long they become evil. Why can't our leftists be like that?
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>>544456657
This sounds a lot better than wageslaving for the next 40 years.
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>>544456942
It's like having a boat and a house so double the problems.
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>>544456942
Pretty sure the Australian coast guard will sink it because no loicence fo' dat dangerous anchor, Oi! Dat poor reef, coral!
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>>544455123
WE HAVE AI JEWS
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>>544456657
>Fuck it man. Kick the ball, lift the weights, take a shower under an electric deathball, be smothered by bunda you're gonna die anyways

Brazil could be so much more, if only we cared. Imagine if we could get the positives of Brazil without the monkey paw absurdist lazy roid ape insanity.

I refuse to kick the ball any longer, ever since I fucked up, slipped and twisted my ankle and cut my foot. Then I had to go to the hospital, and discovered brazilians were so incompetent and lackadaisical about serious work that they forgot to clean up my injury before they put it under layers of plaster cast. I developed an infection so bad that amputation was on the table as an option.

I left the Ape Race. I was the type who was there when the owners came to open the gym. I was the one who brought the extra beer to the beach, and wore sunglasses so I could watch the hot girls kicking the ball around, their nice shapes shaking with every movement. Like a degenerate ape.

I took part in this vanity and it almost killed me. Now I want this country to strive for something more than the holy trinity of gym, beach and sex.
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>>544455901
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironwood
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>>544457075
There's still wage slaving and the occasional robbery/murder but at least there's something fun to do in the meantime.

>>544457125
The boat stuff is actually pretty unregulated compared to the crackdown on the rest of society because rich people like boats

>>544457110
Never going to own a house anyways in Australia
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>>544457038
>One of them started fucking me because she said if men are alone for too long they become evil. Why can't our leftists be like that?

This is what I was trying to teach the brazilian youngling before he wished me to get HIV.

Brazilians do not true political allegiances.

Likely one of your neighbors had a crush on you, and their friend kept on calling you over so you could chat. Under rhe dumbest possible pretense, she tries to get in a relationship with you.

Now imagine an entire country of people like this, just doing their laziest cover possible to the fact they all just want to get naked with each other.

It is fun when you are a horny 19 years old. But then you reach 30 and realize nothing changed in 11 years. Everyone is still in the ape race of gym, beach and sex. Nothing is being built, all problems are still there, no one cares about anything, and so on.
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>>544455956
The Iron Ores of Brazil, Orville A. Derby.
>https://www.scielo.br/j/rem/a/xdPGPHpnqq7sRwbYS48cM7g/?lang=en
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>>544457235
"You get what you pay for" as the ol' saying goes. Probably just should have taken an uber to the veterinarian since you're paying him to do the job. Either get some money and start a family or join a monastery I guess.
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>>544457450
So the worst thing that can possibly happen to me is communist Brazilian women will have sex with me
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>>544457038
>One of them started fucking me because she said if men are alone for too long they become evil

This would probably do a lot to relieve gender tensions in the West
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>>544457450

Western countries are developed because our women deprive us of sex.

White women guard their pussies like a holy artefact the average white male can touch if he works a lot for it.

Our women are nagging, bitchy cunts. So we got into engineering and other autistic pursuits because we had nothing better to do since we weren't having sex.

As a side effect the money earned through these pursuits wound buy some sex from these nagging cunts, just enough so the white race could perpetuate itself.

And even that now they can't be arsed to give anymore.

I love south American women, especially Brazilian women. They are the polar opposite of french women.

Sorry Hitler, I will gladly racemix, white women are just too full of themselves and annoying.
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>>544457245
That is a lot of Ironwood. Hornbeam or Musclewood in Canada (R.I.P).
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>>544457557
Look, this is a very complixated linguistix thing.

"Brazil" is associated with the color red, just like iron oxide(II), which a red coloured oxide that takes form in river. The name Brazil came before the country, with the mythical land of High Bresil existing somewhere west of Europe.

Then Pernambuco Wood / Brazilian Dick / Pau Brasil was found here, which was an electic wood that generated a gorgeous red paint that the native women were obsessed with, and that could be used for marvelous european furniture.

The Pernambuco Wood was named Pau Brasil in part due to the red color of the paint from the Penrambuco Wood, which is itself a reference to the red color of iron oxide. Then Brazil came to be as a reference to the Pau Brasil, with a notorious priest writing that "Brazil was in bed with sin ever since the portuguese abandoned the name Land of the True Cross for the sinful iron red of the Pau Brasil export".

The iron ores were never the main activity of Brazil. As described in the paper you cited, it became more of a thing when gold extraction appeared around the year 1700s and we had a gold rush.
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>>544456244
>>544456734
>born in 1st world country with hot woman, great beaches and climate
>tfw your forced to spend most of your time wage slaving just to survive
I always lol at foreigners who come here thinking modern Australia is 1980s easy mode Australia only to find themselves boomer serfs
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>>544457984
Seems like a plausible explanation. It could also be a jew/masonic construct to put an ethnic curtain across their role in the Barzel <=> Brazil attribution.
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>>544457872
>we weren't having sex
>france

I know women are mostly frigid bitches everywhere that has the internet, but France has a reputation in English speaking countries for being horny while being a rival of the British Empire.
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>>544447956
Are you German-Brazilian? Join my Germanic nationalist Telegram channel.

https://t.me/germanicnationalism
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>>544447956
I dont hate brazil
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>>544457872
>Our women are nagging, bitchy cunts. So we got into engineering and other autistic pursuits because we had nothing better to do since we weren't having sex

Can you explain further?

If your women are so prude and uptight, how come their bodycount is so high compared to the men of their age?
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>>544458244
Dude, your info is so outdated - it's stuck in the period right after World War II. Your grandpa probably told you that when he was totally drunk.
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>beach, gym and sex
What else could you need in life? People everywhere get infected in public hospitals, it happens
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That's just low IQ muttoids for you.
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>>544447956
You can even sleep or rest, since niggers are blasting loud noise they call music 24/07. This place is literal hell on earth.

>>544455221
The tech itself is not bad, the issue is brands being cheap and more than anything retards doing the most stupid lazy ass installations that melt and catch fire.
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>>544458209
You are not wrong, anon. Ultimately, it all comes down to the color red of iron hydroxide.

About the masons, I am not so sure. Brazil got its name in the 16th century. Were the masons already strong back then? I had the impression they became a thing more in the late 17th century.
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>>544458491
> If your women are so prude and uptight, how come their bodycount is so high compared to the men of their age?

They don't have a high bodycount because they like sex, they have a high bodycount because they like the status and comfort that a top 0.01% can bring them.

Since the arrogance of these bitches knows no bounds they think they can get Mr 0.1% to marry them if they let him enjoy their holy precious hole.

They fail over and over of course. The high bodycount is not shameful because they're sluts (they don't care about that), it's shameful because it means they got rejected a lot.

White women don't like men. They like to compete with other white women to see who can extract the most resources from men.
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>>544454074
This is what admiration looks like
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>>544452548
WGF
White God Factor
Brown Brazilian bitches worship White men like true Gods

Gabi Moura brown slave whore to her White King Josh Richards
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>>544447956
The perfect slop population
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Southern Brazil is not Brazil
This is what they look like
The nasty brown Monkey type they export does not exist in the south
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this tread is being posted from the tourist ministry of brazil, you will get robbed in rio or scammed and then charged for racism
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>>544459726
Post some nice tenderized Argentinian women butts, Javier.
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>>544447956
I wish my job was just beach.
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>>544457450
Is this why a leftie dyke keeps flirting with me? (She's the previously mentioned blonde)
One time we got into a discussion due to her acting like a retard commie. I got too close to her face, she said it looked like I was trying to kiss her, and when I backed off for both being weirded out and not being publically executed by the state for daring to talk back to a foid, I hear her speak outloud she sometimes wonder how it'd be like to kiss me. On the other hand, every single time I'm near her I hear about her crush on this one voluptous shortstack asian. Every single time she yaps about the asian foid and makes public how she wants her.
I'm sorry for wishing you to get AIDS and die, but you were being a hypocrite by saying at my age you were being a manwhore and acting like it was a good thing.
On the matter of my colleagues, even the goalkeeper, good friend of mine even if he's a bit deranged, does not get shit. The only girl I've seen him with was an ugly 4/10 nigress. And it was only because her friend forced him into it or she'd say he was being racist (she pulled the same trick with a mutual friend of ours, who's also more of a nerd).
They were genuine to god monkeys with no ass or tits or hips. The relationship crashed 3 months later and nerd friend still hates hearing her name.
But now that I read this post, I can see you were just telling me to have my fun while I can, elderzilian. Unfortunately, it never even began.
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>>544450517
>you need to actively run away from brazilians if you don't want to have a romantic life.
Bull fucking shit. That might have been true 2 or 3 decades ago but now? Our women are major gold diggers, sluts or feminists copying Americans. Getting sex may not be that hard if you try, but a relationship beyond a one night stand that doesn't end in alimony rape or worse? Good fucking luck with that. Plus to get women in most major cities you have to degrade yourself into embracing the disgusting funk or leftist cultures and speaking, dressing and acting like a 0 IQ retard, all for some pussy, it's revolting.
If all you want is to get your dick wet you're better off with a hooker, at least they are upfront about what they want.
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>>544459015
KEK love your visa and the purchasing power of the dollar and the euro. Latin women love criminals, drug dealers, and gang leaders. Several of your fellow citizens have ended up dead in horrible ways in South America; not long ago, a kike ended up dismembered here in Colombia. Don’t believe in fairy tales.
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>>544460166
>getting pussy constantly thrown at you is suffering in Brazil

The horror.
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>>544460166
Women like passionate men and the easiest way to bring that out is to piss us off. She wanted the rage dick.
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>>544460378
probably just stick to Chile maybe. might even be worth it to eventually get a Chilean passport, the 14th most powerful passport in the world.
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>>544460447
Anon all of that are lies. The only people throwing pussy at you will be massive gold diggers who will use every trick in the book to get your money then leave you with nothing to go be with some favela monkey. Old Euros/Americans fall for that shit all the time and then spend the rest of their days drowning their sorrows in cachaça.

Oh and PSA: those cute girls you seen in webms and pics ITT? Those are the 1% and 99% of them are taken before they even leave high school. The other 99% are ogres, landwhales and creatures you'd doubt are human.
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>>544447956
Bunda bro, I'm thinking about getting a vacation condo down there, nothing too crazy like Rio, maybe an hour or two from the beach. Can you recommend a city? A property management company?
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>>544460624
Sounds like a (you) problem. Your whining is probably pussy repellent irl. Just stop and you get to have sex. It really is that simple.
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>>544460378
She lives with him in a four million dollar house in Encino. He drives a 450K USD GT3 RS.
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>>544460913
>no bro you don't get it you don't know how shit works in your own country, I do cause I read lies on the internet and believed them
Ok suit yourself. I'm not the otário who'll marry the first gold digger to twerk her ass at him during carnaval.
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>>544460166
Anon, politics is just foreplay for brazilian women.

I have never met a single brazilian who cared about politics, much less a brazilian women. It is, as some anons have explained, a means to provoke you into a reaction. The girl who says she wonders how it'd feel to kiss you was 100% giving you consent.

As it has been said on this thread, the only way for a brazilian to remain a virgin is if he actively runs away from sex. You keep showering us with examples to this law.

It is weird, but I swear to you, women desire men.
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If you have money and want a Brown South American just go to Miami. The Euro one are hands off to you.
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>>544461171
You're the virgin not me.
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>>544461001
Seriously? A rich guy like this is settling for this subpar girl? She looks like the average girl who is beginning her gym initiations, and who can't even kick a ball twice. He probably goes to the gym more often than her.

Why are 1st-worlders like this? Don't they like a little meat, a little tomboyish strength, some native heat?

Brazilian women are made for adventuring. They are literal descendants of the native women who guided the portuguese men around the jungle.

This girl just looks average 2010s college girl. This would be considered subpar here. At least she is not going to cheat on him, but she knows that one trip to Brazil and they'll take her man.
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>>544461271
Nice projector you got there, leave it behind when you come here or it'll be stolen.
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>>544461464
Are you or are you NOT a virgin?
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>>544447956
>>544450517
>>544451202
>>544451974
>>544452117
Just a reminder that extra-virulent toxoplasmosis gondii is everywhere in that hellhole.
"50–80% of women of child-bearing age have antibodies to T. gondii."
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/parasitology/article/abs/toxoplasmosis-in-humans-and-animals-in-brazil-high-prevalence-high-burden-of-disease-and-epidemiology/CD91DD8A60F76A2E4D02752FD6D49802

Decreases reaction times & reading ability and it also reduces inhibition. Basically it's a parasite that 3rd worlds the mind. Toxotards are also more fit, have more symmetrical faces and are more obsesses with sex. Plus it might be able to be sexually spread from men to women.
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>>544447956
I wish people here cared more about beach,gym and sex instead of never ending izzat farming
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>>544450238
Autism.
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>>544447956
I have been to Brazil and most of the people are like little mutt midgets and ugly as fuck. I have no idea why they are considered to be a nation of attractive people.
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>>544461542
How exactly do you think I know what our women are like?
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>>544447956
so, what you're saying is that Brazilians actually live life?
that's pretty based
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>>544461750
By fearfully standing on the sideline watching and complaining.
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>>544461653
Izzat farming could be impressive, from a certain point of view.

You don't truly understand the limits of the human body until you face the 'last to leave the train track' challenge. There is some merit to the indian pursuit of glory. I reckon, it is flawed because no indian is better than the opinion of its peers. Still, the bravery is something to be commended. If only they pursued eternal life with the same vigor they pursue the appraisal of their fellow indians.

They remind me to certain brazilians who partake in knife fights. Everything in Brazil persuades you to life, yet there is this piece of the human spirit who'd rather die with meaning than to live for nothing.

>>544461542
Leave the poor guy alone.

He is one 'Yes' from not being a virgin anymore, and it seems that he is constantly tempted.
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>>544447956
>people only care about beach, sex and going to the gym.
Sounds like fucking Heaven!
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>>544447956
Wow, I need to start learning Portuguese!
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>>544447956
>This country is hell on Earth. NOTHING gets done, NOTHING ever changes
Can confirm. The same party who have been in charge of Rio since forever just got reelected. Even though everyone knows the new governor is involved with organized crime, even though all the previous governors (literally every single one of them) ended up either arrested or impeached. All you have to do to be elected in this shithole state is to say
>The left being too soft on crime is the source of all our problems! Even though the last time we had a left wing governor being elected was in the early 90s and they never had majority in the legislative they're still ruining everything somehow! Vote for the right for lower taxes and being tough on crime!
This has been going on for decades now and nothing fucking changes. They just arrested a state deputy from the governor's party, who was among the most voted this election for being "tough on crime" btw, before he even assumed power. Because he also was involved with organized crime.
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>>544461872
>more projection
I'm telling it like it is instead of entertaining stupid fantasies, up to you who you choose to believe. But when you're drugged at the baile funk and wake up inside a bunch of tires being set on fire with half your organs missing remember that you were warned.
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>>544462174
Talk about projection...not everyone is led by fear. Thats why you cant have sex in fucking Brazil.
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>>544462140
Funny how things happen in Rio de Janeiro.

I would have long ago removed their political rights, then put their state under some form of intervention. Such measures seemed to have worked, for as short as they were enacted, during the Temer years and more recently in the last few months. Sadly, the cult of democracy does not accept criticism of its ideological framework, where a VERY valid criticism should be the track record of a specific population of voting for corrupt officials.

Rio de Janeiro has had how many governors arrested at this point? - Everyone, since the Cabral years, ended up in jail — with the exception of those the fluminenses did not vote to power. Clearly political power is leveraged by criminals to retain political power, as it is one of the fundamental flaws of democracy.

It is obvious that Rio de Janeiro needs to be cleansed. It is, like the fiscal, sewage and infrastructure problems of post-88 Brazil, one of the issues that the 6th Republic has proven incapable of solving.

There will be much work to be done for the ultimate triumph of the favela. It is tiresome, even.
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>>544452548
>But I don't understand why would anyone want to come to Brazil when they can go to a 1st-world country.
>Posts photo of insanely hot Brazilian chick
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>>544462461
>Cult of democracy
You know, elderzilian, maybe you aren't so bad after all, aside from telling me to troon out for being foid-weary (in my defense, my mother was widowed while I was a boy and I was forced to live under her rule, which gave me a deep hatred for foids. Alongside going to Crystal Cafe once)
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I recently found out there are hundreds of thousands of macacos in Britain. What the fuck?
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>>544459516
I was always confused how these regions even remain. What stops overwhelming majority of brown, criminal sludge and rape, fuck, kidnap and ransom all those white girls?
Its isn't like it is basically a militarized, isolationist commune like in South Africa.
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I used to hate you but then india got internet access
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>>544462773
Too much work for them.
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>>544447956
Realistically, these are the issues that I can name from the tip of the tongue that plague Brazil:

>1 - Unsolvable fiscal crisis
>2 - Unsolvable pension crisis
>3 - Lackadaisical response to sewage expansion
>4 - Incapacity to have new infrastructure built, specifically railroads and ports
>5 - Social ascension requires one to be part of the government, or be a government contractor. No exceptions
>6 - Inflation has historically never been under 2% in history
>7 - Related to inflation, foreign investment is the lowest among OECD countries (hence why OP thinks that nothing ever changes in Brazil. It is because, indeed, nothing ever changes)
>7 - Growth of organized crime is overwhelming and sophisticated, to the point organized crime is becoming invisible
>8 - Unsolvable state debt issue, where states can just pass on their debt to the federal government without offering any fiscal commitments, as they are protected by law into having autonomy
>9 - Juridical insecurity (red tape just leads to tons of needless litigations with ultimately arbitrary resuilts that discourage investors and make the judiciary turn into a lottery)
>10 - Apathy (gym x beach x sex is too strong, but I would add 'corruption' to OP's equation: there is a pecuniary incentive to not do anything, adding to the natural laziness, lax and malaised attitude of the brazilian)

I am glad the americanized Left is currently collapsing, and soon I can get to work as soon as Lula retires..

There is a lot to be done, but the favela will win.
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>>544451268
All these 9+/10s are fucking the same chads that are drug lords in the cartels
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>>544462829
Lotta Brazilian steakhouses out there, they probably run a few tattoo shops as well
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>>544447956
go back to india, kike-mutt.
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>>544454396
I wished I was a capybara, they seem to have it amazing
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>>544462921
>and soon I can get to work as soon as Lula retires..
The president doesn't matter. Congress has been pretty much the same in forever and they're the ones making the laws. It's all centrão, except some from centrão went to PL. And when Temer and Bolsonaro had their chance it still stayed the same even when they had all the popularity in the world to make any changes. At state level as I've said before at least here nothing changed even in the executive. Nothing will change.
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>>544457872
>White women guard their pussies like a holy artefact the average white male can touch if he works a lot for it.
laughs in BBC
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>>544455529
didn't asked, muttaloid-kun. fuck you mutts and your coping degraded mechanism.
Also there's 4 human species, huezil has half of the country without a species, now think about that and you'll find that the problem is inside you, not around you.
Not only satisfy in turning your country of origin into a banana country (shout out to the US here, banana country brothas), but you also want to spread that elsewhere too.
All mutts in the world should be require to visit india to understand what card hold for his kind future in several generations in the future.
Then again, not all mutts can do that because of nigger slope head.
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>>544454642
>>544454396
>>544463065
It's funny seeing the internet all of a sudden be all over capybaras. Growing up I was told to avoid them because they're disgusting vectors for deadly diseases from ticks, among other things. It was always just an oversized rat to me, but now it's this cute chill animal the internet loves.
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>>544454978
Saaar, it's japanese, do not redeem! They have parks and even café where they have capivaras.
China and Japan and even the Koreas in the past all use the same alphabet, think of it as the greek-roman alphabet in most of europe, same principle.
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>>544451202
I refuse to believe what I am witnessing this is the single greatest achievement in female coordination I have ever seen, I don’t believe that women’s professional soccer players are even capable of this.
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>>544463105
But I do not disagree, anon.

This one Constitution has led to its logical conclusion. And the one man who can topple this regime and still be praised once it is done is Toguro. He is the main character of Brazil and has expressed desire to be minister of tourism one day. He is a self-made multimillionaire from the favela, all running a strange ironic art project.

I am tired of the italian-brazilian kids who do anything except real work. I swear, every time I see a Ferreira, a Santos, a Varotto, a Pavanatto, a Pampopiano, a Godoy, or another gated community kid with italian mommy paying bills by talking politics to teenagers, I want to twist my ankle again and be at the mercy of brazilian doctors.

I outright want Toguro to become the brazilian Bonaparte. He could be the face of an entire new political paradigm in Brazil, the face of a new Left. The sheer absurdity of President Toguro alone fills the heart with hope, especially when there is a non-zero chance of First Lady Sayuri.

This man will rule Brazil one day, and the younger here will live to see its glory.
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>>544462363
Imagine taking anything seriously coming from foidcattle with a cow nose ring kek
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>>544463545
ehh, can't be worse than what we have now. I'm in. Although since Tiririca I've been wary of "can't be worse" I'm letting it slide this time
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>>544463469
That is all these people do with their lives, anons. They wake up early, kick the ball, laugh with friends, go to gym, love all night, wake up early, kick the ball...

And brazilian woman tend to more tomboyish, otherwise what is there to do on the beach besides tanning?

They do some impressive things. The problem lies on how do you convince them to stop kicking the ball around, which brings them so much joy and self-confidence, to discuss why we are losing more airports than building them.
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>>544447956
I've only met a few Brazilians in my life but they were all kind of crazy in one way or another. If I plap a brazilgril will she try to stab me or will she be nice to me?
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>>544463693
*If you live near a beach. Then it isn't really replaced by anything. Perhaps Volleyball?
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You know, 3 other brazil fags, when did you start browsing this site (and also this board)?
I'm personally still a newfag from 23 (I was a very bored teenager).
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>>544448414
Keks
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>>544454074
The only thing weird about that outfit is the hat.
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>>544447956
how do you explain Embraer? don't you have special military schools for smart nerds?
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>>544451202
You're making a good sales pitch for your country anon. They hired some smart macacos in the Tourism Office
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>>544451681
>>544451974
>>544451268
>>544447956
For all the shit Brazil and LATAM usually gets, i'm usually glad that they aren't Faustian or heavily as mercantile/industralist as the Anglos and Germanics.

I will always look and compare to LATAM/brazil to africa and india and so far LATAM/Brazil manages to have airline buisness and bunda

Just avoid the cartels as much as possible
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>>544463693
Hackey sack for shits.
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>>544447956
Alright pajeet. No one's believing you. You are a VPNjeet. We are the worst and we will always be the worst. Brazil doesn't deserve any hate. Go hug a moving train, shitjeet. I will suck a cock in the meantime.
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>>544452957
I also enjoyed this anon
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>>544447956
Beach, sex and being healthy are why everyone else works.
Aside from America women anyway, who received a call to action from the jews to fuck up working.
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>>544447956
SEXO I LOVE BRAZIL I WANT TO LIVE IN BRAZIL
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>>544464341
The rare self aware jeet. Respect!
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>>544447956
Portuguese sounds like someone with down syndrome trying to speak spanish
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>>544453479
That sounds wonderful
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>>544463150
>bibisi
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Haven't read a word from OP cuz that faggot writes too much but he is right. Don't come here we are full.
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>>544453792
Reality is divine comedy
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>>544447956
>the pros outweigh all the cons so much you're always happy regardless.

wtf is your problem?
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>>544464275
>t. limp-wristed pencil-dicked chicken-legged sóycuck
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>>544455777
Checked. Before Brasil, there was Hy-Brasil
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>>544455529
>Brazilians don't understand abstractions.
You know what, that's kinda based. Smart enough to get shit done and get your rocks off with kuruminha gf.

Systems? Forward planning? The best i can do is talking and imagine the apple in my mind, then the boobs and butts in 4k with RTX physics.
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>>544453792
Hahahahahahah
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>>544464594
>muh magical random numbers
Silence, brainlet
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>>544464482
>We're full
Of niggers
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>>544448433
>Sadly none of your Northeastern slaves ever revolted
they did and got crushed every single time by brazilians/portuguese/dutch
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>>544464643
You will never learn one secret, not even in death
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>>544464739
>*unintelligible schizo noises*
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>>544447956
But you have Embraerright
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>>544451202
Live your myth in B R A S I L
SEX!!! SEXOOOO
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>>544456414
>no industry
>no weapons
>low fertility rate, just like every other country
>no sizable resistance against the Amerijew
Brazil maybe the greatest black hole of a breeding pen for the white man
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>>544465061
HALLO SAAR PLZ SWALLOW DUNG COOKIE & REPHRASE SAAR
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I hate brazilians so much bros, it's unreal
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>>544465203
>I hate brazilians so much bros, it's unreal
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>>544447956
I watched some documentary Waiting for Carnival or something. It featured people in a city known for producing jeans. They worked 10 hours a day, six day a week saving to go to Carnival and lived just above poverty.
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>>544457872
Euro cunts were so cunty that it led to the Age of Exploration, colonization, the fucking of natives, and hundreds of years later here we are. The mid-to-poor guys were the sailors and explorers.Turbonerds and autists who stayed behind, got zero pussy, the bottom 0.01% of looks but top 0.01% of smarts, also invented everything including "maths".
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>>544464973
You choose to learn nothing, and so that's what you'll learn
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>>544465462
>t.
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This is retarded. Your competition are deadbeat retards? So showing a tiny amount of restraint puts you ahead.
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>>544447956
at least you'll always have soccer
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>>544465533
> t. Serves kikes night and day, and believes he's brave to do it
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>>544465546
The competition are low time preference retards. Smart to make the machines work and crank out a private jet industry while being thoughtful enough to imagine the boob and butt in their mind
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>>544448433
Please leave us alone from your ethnonationalist dream, I see posts like these on X (formelly twitter) every other week.
WE are a humble pardo region and we want nothing to do with american afrosaxons. We seek be close to Angola aswell as Portugal and the remaining indigenous brasilians, and have good relations with our fellow pardos in latin america: The colombians and Venezuelans.
By the way, brazil is currently ruled by a pardo man from northeast brazil, I bet you think he is white just because he's a lighter shade of brown than you. You black americans know nothing abous us.
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Does Brasil remember Hy-Brasil?
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they seem alright. its all the mutting that grinds my gears. and the jew worship. brazil is a concentrated globohomo.
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>>544450908
you should, it was pretty funny.
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>>544451268
I change my name to Mike and invite your picrel back to my penthouse.
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>>544447956

Sounds like a brown pre 2000 California.
Maybe you just need a massive immigrant influx that pushes cost of living sky high and the bottom 2/3rds of society no longer have any free time while being made to compete over limited resources.
Gone are regular people having fun at the beach, that has been gentrified for the wealthy and tourists.
That's what the federal government did to force California into the rat race.

Just bring in millions of immigrants to your coasts. Maybe you can get rid of hot brazilian butts and have jeets pooping in the sand like Canada so walking barefoot gets human feces between your toes. Pretty people won't bat balls around wasting time there anymore.
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>>544447956
i've been to brazil and as a handsome white man my knob was being battered every night by multiple women i was there because i'm not a sperg and made friends at the beach.



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