man cuts his arm and begs the resident of the house to call an ambulance
>>544499713Stupid games, stupid prizes
>>544499713Doubt that idiot qualifies for a Darwin award. That looks like venous bleeding. Seen arterial once myself. Nasty.
>>544499713what a cretin
Why does that remind me of a Beastie Boys music video
>>544499713Context?
>>544499713I want this with sound so bad.
>>544499713not smart
>stop bleeding on my house bro
>>544499713Shouldn't have broken my window, chief
>>544500246idiot trying to break into his ex's house gets a life threatening injury and begs her to call the police while she instead watches and films. feel good movie of the summer 5 stars
Horrible window breaking form, you want to wrap a cloth around your arm and use your elbow, or just use a rock or a blunt thing
>>544501209foid probably did something to instigate it, like always
>>544500452I heard it. it was comical. I think it's his wife and the lady running up was his girlfriend. he called her a bitch and punched the window then begs for her to call an Wambulance
>>544499713Should not of broked my windowed saar
>>544499713Remember kids it's up the road not across the street.That guy will be fine.
>>544500745
>>544499713Typical subhuman white npc cuck
I saw another webm of some shirtless drunk doing the same thing but he passed out from the blood loss (and probably died) in about 10 seconds
Hes lucky that glass was weak
>>544499713I had a buddy in high school whose brother did this. Dude had major anger problems, after that tho, he chilled the fuck out. At least he learned, doubt the heart attack waiting to happen in the video will learn anything
>>544500452its genuinely hilarious
>>544499713Why the fuck are you punching glass, especially at an angle?
>>544499713Apes engage in ritual mating.
>>544501209I side with the man.
>>544501350People are better off headbutting through then chewing any slivers out that might be stuck in their face. Not sure where you git your technique from but it's wrong.>>544501619You talk about these webms. But you talk and talk and talk.Bla bla bla.Well... roll the footage. If you dare
>>544502350>Well... roll the footage. If you dareHold on, I'm transmitting the webm directly to your brain
>>544499713many such videos here - kaotic dot com
>>544499713Retard thinks he is in a movie, glass wins.
>>544500452why isn’t /pol/ allowed sound?
>>544499713
>>544499713hate when this happens.When kikes make shit slide threads I mean.
>>544499889Arterial would be much brighter. Like almost pink
>>544501991>>544501362Maybe, but if he's retarded enough to punch a glass window then he deserves whatever she gave him.
>>544503142Because then /gif/ and /wsg/ would become useless, redundant boards.
>>544499713I hope the homeowner was convicted of attempted murder. Imagine that's you and the person just stares and records instead of helping. Genuine subhuman behavior.
>>544505631Your honor, my client was afraid of her life and paralyzed by fear, nothing she could have done!
>>544506098Afraid for*, fuck.
IS THIS ALL OF YOUR FIRST TIMES ON THE FUCKING INTERNET? THE FIRST TIME ON 4CHAN? HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS ABSOLUTELY ANCIENT VIDEO OVER A HUNDRED TIMES YET? THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE
>>544499713did the exact same thing as an 11 year old, cut veins, arteries, tendons and nerves, had a cast on for 3 months and then various kinds of physio for over a year and still don't have full control of my fingers two decades later. Do not recommend.
>>544505631>*try to assault someone*>*hurt yourself* >HEEEEEEEEEEEELP IMAGINE NOT HELPING ME YOU DEVILabsolutely jewish
>>544505631Foids can get away with anything.
>>544506504yea im just happy i was never retarded enough to punch windows you can punch computers or cars tho
>>544506504>>544506698i wouldnt try with tesla tho since elon is also retarded
>>544503142It's because satanists and kikes post the screams of infants being raped.
>>544499713You know what really sucks? The criminal who attempted to break into your house can ACTUALLY SUE YOU if he gets hurt while doing so.This dumb fucking retard who tried to break into your house will then SUE YOU for these self-inflicted damages, and guess what.The court will side with the criminal. The payout will come from your home insurance policy, and your rates will double.Gotta love common law/case law.
>>544499713You tried to break into my child's play room.Of course I'll help you, fren.
>>544499713I would have told the cop that pedophile was breaking into my daughters room to rape her.
>>544506885The cop will likely side with the pedophile, he has the right to rape your kid. If you shoot the pedophile you're going to jail.
>>544505115And now there's video of him for the world to laugh at. What a fucking retard.
The FAFO morons have got to be the most gullible retards on the planet. They think that the justice system is always on their side, but then they'll find that the entire justice system is rigged towards them because the judge can smell a FAFO retard from a mile away and will make the life of a vigilante FAFOtard a living nightmare.
>>544499713Goodnes gracious, white boys just keep getting dumber.
>>544499889Not the first time this kind of thing happened
>>544505631>reeee i hurt myself while damaging your property this means you hurt me with your property i'm going to sue you!How jewish are you?If cops aren't legally obligated to help/protect people then how could a private citizen be? Dumb ass.
>>544500745fagget
>>544499713lol, he didnt think that one through. what a jackass
>>544507202This retard died
>>544507265If a nigger with a gun slips on a banana peel when trying breaking into your house, and he happens to break his neck, he will sue you for damages, and he will most likely win.
>>544499713Did he bring his new gf along to harrass his ex? Why can't she call an ambulance?
>>544499881Versus smart prizes for stupid games? What a retarded boomer expression.
>>544507202why is his shirt off?
>>544500452https://files.catbox.moe/uy2htv.mp4
>>544507435Yeah, I know how silly it is, especially in demoshart states. Absolutely judaic.
>>544499713that dude is so fucking dead, it takes like 2-3 mins tops to lose enough blood to stop your heart.What a fucking retard
>>544507488Your post is absolutely pointless and valueless. Having a bad day, little boy?
>>544507265>If cops aren't legally obligated to help/protect people then how could a private citizen be?I don't think he's required to administer aid in that situation, but not calling the police or an ambulance is another thing. He can call the cops and the cops might not be required to render aid. I mean if the guy just damaged his property i would asume he would want to call the cops anyway.Also, what a baby that guy was for trying to punch a guy through a glass window.
>>544507543Don't you mean win stupid prizes for smart games?
>>544507202>>544499713Am I a bad person for laughing out loud
>>544499713Did he died?
>>544499713I have my 10mm Glock instead of a fucking cellphone and as soon as he breaks that window I dump a full mag in him.I have no problem calling 911 to get him some medical assistance at that point.
>>544507202When this happens to a fat person, the blood looks like strawberry milk
>>544507599>Am I a bad person for laughing out loudStudies sugest you might be a male human.
>>544507488holy ESL
>>544499713Look at that worthless bitch in the background just crying instead of helping to stop his bleeding. She should immediately take off her shirt and wrap it around his arm.
>>544507567anon if you break my fucking window im not calling cops. i will laugh at you and piss on your dead body. if the judge and jury and prosecutor find me guilty ill will literally murder them all after i get out.
>>544507701anon, women are retarded.
>>544505631I rate this bait Meh
>>544499713Single pane un-reinforced in 2026. Third world tier. A proper window should be impervious to even the most powerful of punches.
>>544503142
>>544499713What's that?Single pane glass?
>>544499713I love when fags with anger issues fuck themselves up
>>544503142That's nasty. Kinda hard to tell but I think the driver might veer slightly to the left to ensure they make contact in which case, kinda based.
>>544507701She thinks she IS helping anon, women think life is like a video game and their yelling is giving a buff to your HP and summoning allies.This is no exaggeration they literally do think that screaming is helping you indirectly.
>>544507202>cuts before he passes outLame
>>544507504>https://files.catbox.moe/uy2htv.mp4Oh my lord that's satisfying. Thanks.
>>544501502on second thought this guy is prolly right
Did he bleed out?
>>544499713quite good for a laugh
>>544499713>Non code annealed glassIn some states he could probably sue
>>544499713Did he live?
>>544507488Go sit in the corner and think about how retarded you are.
>>544507265ironically thats why its sometimes better to let someone with a jewish mind (or a woman) die than help them, dont want them to turn around and say you caused the situation or the way you provided aid somehow caused them undue harm
>>544505631>noooo you just have to heckin help the violent man trying to break into your houseyou have the same mindset as a liberal protecting a dindu after he gets hurt robbing a store. kill yourself.
>>544508226>did he bleed outyes>>544508306>Did he live?noHe broke the window with an arc swing. Then proceeded to ask for the cops rather than the amberlamps. If he didn't die at that occasion, he would've died the next day in some other fashion.
>>544501797
>>544507854kek>>544507969Bikers obviously a retard but he did well to keep the bike upright and get to safety
>>544508071>>544508754The most pathetic thing about it though, is that he calls her 'bro' as he's in panic. Really tells you something about the man.>AMY PLEASE, BRO, WHY ARE YOU DOING THISI'm not sure of the role of the female. But I hope it isn't their child.
>>544507488Lol at the normie facebook boomers and gen-x'ers seething at this post.>B-b-but I've got so many likes for saying this before?? Muh canned response not make me clever???
>>544507504thanks
>>544499713AI fake slop./pol/ makes you dumber everytime you fall for it.(search your feelings, you know it to be true)
>>544507435That happens because an insurance company is the one getting sued and everyone hates insurance companies, including the jurors. Insurance companies desperately want to settle. Trials are expensive and there's a 90% they'll lose. The only trials they win have nigger plaintiffs, because the only thing jurors hate more than insurance companies is niggers.
>>544509529It's a pretty old clip, iirc, preceding non-governmental aislop.
>>544507435No, he won't. It's a lot of work to deal with, but trust me, he won't.
>>544507701she is a kid, teen, maybe daughter? in the version with sound she asks the person filming to call the cops, and the video stops, so she was succesful, she most likely doesnt have a phone to call 911 with
>>544505631Zero legal obligation to help here.
>>544505314Good /gif/ is active but is just porn and ylyl spammer and /wsg/ isn't really active at all. What's the point of keeping them around?
>>544505631Poor bait for morons
>>544507432Kek good riddance
>>544507435That only works in Europe
>>544509913yeap, here some gypsy was stealing wire, and he got electrocuted, sadly didnt died only lost 1 hand, and the owner had to pay to the gypsy, even when he had the warning of high voltage
>>544509836and yet you gave them a (you)
>>544503142Saved and added to my nerve gas collection
>>544507504AMY PLEASE!!! kek!!
>play nigger games win nigger prizes Deserved.
i hate pol i hate seeing people die im done
>>544507621Nah, he's ok, the wife had some monkey blood and bandaids on hand
>>544510034It's crazy how I know entire videos from a still shot even if I haven't seen them in forever.
>>544510143Nobody wants you here anyway.
>>544507504>Gooby PLS!
>>544507504>https://files.catbox.moe/uy2htv.mp4https://youtu.be/KLuCKpGhGDs
>>544510169Then I know you remember this one
I'm convinced this is AI, nobody punches like that. It's as though his arm is made of rubber and he is unable to use his skeleton, musculature and momentum to accelerate it.
>>544510298Haven't seen that one but kek
>>544510167is he OK? >>544510143show tits
>>544499713KWAB
>>544503142Fuck.Almost as bad as that moped guy who got his dick cut off when he crashed into someones fence. The fucking shock pain.
thatsfucking gnarlynever hit glass
>>544509811>Good /gif/ is active but is just pornSometimes /gif/ has good threads. My favorite genre is the zesty zoom crasher. Not sure of the actual name, I think it is thug something or other.
>>544510339also why doesnt he take his tshirt off and tie it above the wound and hold his arm above his head so he doesn't bleed out, there's someone behind him who could help him tie it or he could do it with his teeth and his one free arm. It doesnt add up
>>544510392>is he OK?Just needed some aspirin
