PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>544516154Thank you OG baker and good evening anons
>>544516208And a good evening to you.
>>544516410A good evening to you as well, Sir.
morning gentssons family bday party today so i'll have to just grab a torrent
>>544516791Good morning upside down anon, have fun!
I missed last night's ep and asked ITT how it was and one anon said lame. It's sad when you can't even be disappointed you missed it. All Dan's fault.
good evening anons.>toilet just stopped filling the bowl rightwhat a perfect thing to happen at 9pm
sausage fest lineup tonight
>>544518814Go grab a neighbor and have them come look. Should work.
So there is a comfy thread that is still up featuring this webm. It reminded me of the tweaker last night who jumped through the window and everyone could not believe he did not leave a blood trail. I highly recommend you watch the audio version because it is fucking hilarious.https://files.catbox.moe/uy2htv.mp4
>>544518814My toilet's fucked up too. Leaks under the flapper so water keeps flowing. Had to shut it off. Got a new flapper but it turns out the rubber ring the flapper sits on is worn out. So now I have to fix that.
Good start, brutha shot in the haid at the liquor sto'.
>>544519107Time to rebuild your shitter. I just found a leaking water pipe, but I'm ignoring it till tomorrow.
>officer jamal Jackson >louisiana >shooting at gas station
>>544519086And another. No audio version with this one.
>>544519222>>shooting at gas stationeven better, a liquor store and nail salon
All of that for some Hennessy. BAKA.
Baton Rouge could have it's own show
What's up with the jacket?
>>544519086WTF was that guy thinking?
>>544519460Too many movies I guess
how the fuck did he work on cars with those nubs
>>544519501Kept it upright, but I think he lost something.
She's built for someone. Not me, however.
>>544519593I think so too, kek
He's gonna let this whale go
She seems fine. Just a little nearsighted
>>544519676Missed it boys--why did they pull her over? She seems stone cold sober to me and nailed the DUI test so far.
>>544519676Looks fine to me as well
>I can't?!Take the bike
>>544516154Thanks baker!
She doesn't have to answer that. SHUT UP.
>>544520042Someone here would. I wanna see her munchie snack stash.
Would have let a sheboon go.
>>544520174While cracking jokes and saying "we ain't the bad guys".
>.077what a scumbag
>.077 Fuck that, she did look impaired to me
>>544520324I'm gonna remember him when I see him dealing with a nog.
>>544520316>>544520324>driving erratically>not being able to put the car in park when told toshe deserved it>>544520174THAT'S the sad (true) part
Danny The Weed Hound Brown
she likes what she sees
braphogs are out in force tonight, must be the cool weather
>>544520446Nah, she's a dyke.
good on switching to those gummies
jesus christ are we really standing in the road talking college football, fuck you dan
Miebo milf alert
>>544520316This cop is the reason people hate cops. High school nerd who got shoved into lockers and is now on a power trip.Any way she can go to court and get out of this? Any MO anons here that know the law? I'll chip in on GoFundMe for a lawyer for this girl.
>>544519107i think mines just the filler valve, its filling but its like a trickle and would take half an hour. gotta be clogged. luckily lowes was open so i just ran there and got one. i'll install it during the commercials
>>544520666>This cop is the reason people hate cops.
>>544519107>>544520790Have to get a Toto toilet. They're all they're cracked up to be.
now he says he didn't know about the pills, but before danny searched the car he mentioned them. kek
Doggo, we got a good boy here!
>>544520938
>>544520790Sounds good, mine's gonna have to wait. I'll flush with a bucket if I have to tonight>>544520861>Have to get a Toto toilet. They're all they're cracked up to be.Those are new to me. I always think of Al Bundy's Ferguson when I think of toilets. Too bad they're fictional.
bruh
>>544521047That nigga got a dildo for a hand.
>nawww, naww>yall gots dat sheeit >maaann yall ain't e'en finna be what it do >Yeuh, yeuh das gangsta >AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAAAAA! What the fuck are these niggers saying? Do they ever even know?
>>544521004The real equivalent to a Ferguson is the American Standard Champion.
>>544521093>Do they ever even know?Seems like most of the comms are just looping
>>544521047I wonder if he fists his girlfriends
>>544521183>American Standard ChampionThose do look like winners.
>>544521090>That nigga got a dildo for a hand.kek
She's got a nice butt
>>544521383Thanks webm anon. I have seen that before in my line of work, except all the dude had was a thumb. That is some sort of severe hand injury and they salvaged the only digit they could and do a "ray resection" which is to cut out the bones between your wrist in your fingers of the fingers they could not save. It is supposed to improve function (what little is left). The only alternative is to amputate at the wrist.The dude I saw was in college and wanted to be a TV newscaster so they kept the thumb so a prosthetic hand would be more concealable.
>>544521004i had to do the bucket thing before lugging them from a basement to the first and second floors for a few days, not fun but a good workout
>>544521593For these reasons I always keep a toilet kit and flappers on hand. They never go out at a convenient time.
>>544521593Just shit in the bucket to save times
>>544521694Or chuck them into the flower bed
Oh, this guy has a fetish.
>>544521966This is great
cmon dan stay with the hoes
>>544521999>>544521966She’s got a pretty face for a black chick. Also checked.
>>544521004>Al BundyKekGreat show.
Tempe is competing with Lee county for the best looking female cops in the land.
>>544521593Fellow bucket flusher here. Not currently but years ago.
>fat and dusty
>xvideosbased
Stop talking to him and joking about it and fucking arrest him you cunts
>What are you doing to that tree?
>>544522457For me, it's eporner
>no dignity for the victim
no hope for these 2
>live pd
>>544522457>>544522510tubegalore.com
>>544522555Checked and true. Cue the I'm ready to settle down now memes 10 years from now.
Every time someone calls it live pd Dan has to go to the bathroom to scream.
>jack off in public while black>let off with a warningI don't get why he volunteered to prove he was only watching movies by showing them xvideos on his phone.
OPL taking next weekend off btw
and done/opl/ - fixin toilets
>>544522901Off for what? It's not a Jewish holiday
>>544522901That sucks>>544522902Pretty quick anon
>>544522977Dan's probably got world series tickets. He probably expected the Yankees would be there like a typical, delusional Yankees fan.
>>544522170No love for Richland?
>>544523126Richland only have 2.
>>544520506american women are so thin, i swear
>you just fell over>yeah
it's 42 degrees in toledo, YNs gettin it in before hibernation
>monkeysi dont think you can say that
>>544523402Monkeys can dial now.
this should not be legal
She can't figure out how to stop the monkeys from calling 911 with an iphone.
how many monkeys do YOU have?
>>544523443It should be mandatory
there's monkey shit splattered on the floor and walls
This lady is wealthy, I guess. Fancy house with exotic pets.
They should give this bitch a ticket. Anyone else would get in trouble for this kind of bullshit but Jane Goodall here gets a pass
france > usa in kino riotry
>>544523545I have a decent monke webm collection
>>544523576They should give her more monkeys
>>544523171Yes, but those two pull the average way up.
>>544523576go steal the monkeys
>>544523845That is a unique concept
nigga is a gay robot
im tired of living in an obese countryeveryone and everything is full of 300lbs of industrial grease
Zesty
These dudes seem zesty
cleaning the drugs off his nose
Uh, what was the reason given for him not having a key to the house?
>>544524316the door is always open
you can't just jerk off in the window after being asked not to jerk off in the window
>>544522170Now don't scare them off the show with lewd comments you animals
>play music to loud>cops find your drugs and gunhow dumb can you be
>>544524605spics are immune to this
>>544524605>Curses out the cop>Proceed to ask the cop if he could hear him out,.an attempt to garner sympathy You can't fix stupid
chirp
Fuck took me forever to find a streamhttps://cinevid.st/channels/reelz-channel-usa if anyone wonderingI use this list for all live streams https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv3 cops for a man peeing out the window kek
>I don't think he's coming
>jack off and piss out your window>just don't open the door
The Cars selling their music to pfizer
>>544524794To be fair he's surely passed out after all that
>>544524794imagine if one of your neighbors accused you of this with no evidence, you can see why the cops should only knock
Wait is the same guy they visited last night for the same thing?
>>544524978yeah
>>544524978yes
>>544524874All he has to do is open the door, say everything is fine and any further inquiries should be through his lawyer.That is assuming he is sober and sane but if he opens up meth'd out of his brain half naked and starts ranting about the walls talking to him then they can take him to jail
rip
How do people like this even get leases in the first place? Every place I've applied to rent does background checks, need references, require proof of employment and pay stubs, etc.
>>544524874Well,. yesterday they said they get frequently called to his place
>>544524779>https://fmhy.net/video#live-tvIt's a good site. I have been using it for movies/series as well. Cinejoy and Rive seem to be the best. Just finished 1923 and Landman.
#vanlife#felonykidnapping
more like a yogurt instructor
>>544525059I guess there's a difference between the apartments you apply for and what a nog is looking for
>>544525059They are experts in forged records/fake recommendations etc. Where I work once hired a sales guy who was a totally normal older guy, good work history, no criminal record. First week at work he locks himself in the bathroom and smokes himself unconscious with fentanyl, cops are called after 3hrs and he won't come out, the cops tell us oh yeah we know this guy he's been arrested 100x (but never convicted)
i thought flock was omnipotent
>>544525084f-moves and tinyzone tv (search on duckduckgo) are pretty good too for movies/serials etc but not live TV
>>544525166pretty sweet van
>>544525206Thanks, I will check them out
>>544525157This is what I'm talking about. I've encountered shockingly stringent standards for low-paying, entry level jobs before and cannot believe who's able to slip through the cracks. One of my friends in an engineer and one of his coworkers was found to be a total fraud who faked nearly ALL of her credentials and still wasn't even fired until she caught what was revealed to be her third DUI. Do people just lie so much and so confidently they eventually get in front of someone who believes them?
>>544525237always pick the .org domains not the scam domains https://www.f-movies.org/ However nothing is worth pirating anyway the last series I watched was Ash VS Evil Dead
My power is out anons. It went out two Saturdays ago around the same time. Now I can't even watch (watching on tv). I'm so tired of living in a third world country. There are no storms; no reason for this. My mortgage escrow statement disappeared into the ether (USPS and/or bank incompetence). Why is it the less white this country gets, the worse every single aspect of living in this country gets?
>>544525319I think they don't get convicted, fake ID, or get some lawyer to erase the record.Like this guy got a full 2025 criminal record and background check that was good then the police show up and tell us oh we know this guy very well wait what
>>544525166Flock camera usage is prioritized for cops to stalk exes.
>>544525386AI data centers foo.Where I live they ran out of electricity and are now bulldozing a park to power a new data center. All our electricity comes from infinity giant rivers here where we have dams yet it's not enough apparently The data centers pay like $14m a month to city council
Let's get in a break.
>lets.. get in a break.. here..
>>544525690Dan is peak jewish and too predictable>TOP DAWG LAWholy shit that ad, I hope it's an AI lawyer
Even the perps are taking a break.
Good reminder that many door dash drivers and uber food guys are straight up criminals.I see the bike delivery guys smoking crack here in the hood with their door dash bags that's why I never use them. If I order food it's a pizza slop place with their own drivers or chinks as they use their own guys
did they mention any updates about the guy who fell over on his bike
just put the dope in a fake doordash order and get it delivered by the police
When I'm out, I always look for places to camp and sleep if I suddenly found myself outside with nothing. I don't think. I'd sleep in the sidewalk.
>>544525976I'll take Bryce but the McDonalds can be pitched.
>>544525976I'd dip my fries in her butthole.
Y2K was the biggest nothing that ever didnt happen. it was literally nothing and it angers me that pfizer is using it as if it was something that was "survived"
Imagine a cop showing up with your fast food order
Why the fuck would you even complain to the cop about the late delivery when they explicitly said the driver was pulled over and arrested?
>your door dash driver got locked up Kek, can you get a discount for that?
>>544526171I turned legal drinking age in Y2K and bars were too scared to open here. Nothing happened
>>544526171How old were you? It was a HUGE deal in 1998 and 1999… Adults were freaking the fuck out big time and they had to update all the computers in the country
>don't forget to tune in next weekend for no live show
>>544526272I know a dude that still has a bunch of 30 gallon water containers from back then that he hoarded in anticipation.
>>544526350They will come in handy when AI robots take over you can never be too prepared recall the movie Tremors
>>544526350I remember it I was in 8th grade in 1999 and everyone was freaked out that planes were gonna be falling out of the skies and everything would stop working because the computer geniuses forgot to program what happens after 99 lmao
>>544526398I guess that is why he still has them, kek>>544526466Yeah, I remember well. Good times.
>>544526466It was mostly the windows systems as unix uses the 'epoch' time and was fine (apple is BSD or unix so fine too) however every ATM to this day uses some shitty old windows install
>DRINKING 99 PROOF SHOTS>TELLING A COP YOU DID THIS WHILE DRIVINGHere's some Indiana metal boys I gotta go to work here doing the graveyard cybersecurity shift https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItBZ1LthsM
>>544526735is that ice spice in the thumbnail
>>544526769Yes infectious jelqing are spicythis may be censored/require login https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=livtaIR0PnAmade to look like an early 2000s vid speaking of y3k but it was made 2y ago
