White men must wear beards
>>544516433Very gay.
>>544516433Millenials ruined beards
>>544516541>it's g-g-gay if you're manly
>>544516581You are taxcattle, you wouldn't be manly, even with a beard. It doesn't matter what you do. It never will.
>>544516433>men must wear beardsI'd rather grow one.
Those men there are likely tremendous faggots because 4chins only tend to post faggots for whatever reason.ButMen evolved beards for a reason, same with thick hair only in the head. It protects vital parts against impacts.Just having hair can reduce an impact in the head by a quantifiable margin and studies shows that having a beard reduces the impact a man absorbs when it's chin is hit, most likely by another man.It's no game changer but any reduction is good enough and evolution hasn't eliminated it all together to it means it works.
>>544516687I'll have you know that I only get paid by the state ;)
>>544516901Beardlet
>>544516433I'd rather be clean shaven and show off my strong jaw.
>>544516433My beard is pathetic. Trust me, you don't want me to attempt to grow it.
>>544516579And boomers ruined clean shaven.
>>544516901He still gets more pussy than most 4chan users. By the sole metric of how much women a man fucks he is objectively more of an alpha than you.
>>544516433Sayeth Chad
>>544516433I have a strong jawline and am in no need of a beard
>>544516433Beards are betacuck coded. Literally everyone knows that guys with weak, low-T jawlines try to grow beards to hide it and look more masculine.Having a beard is like being into pegging.Every Chad I know is clean shaven to show off his strong, chiseled jaw.
>>544517339Proofs
>>544516433Beards are for fatasses and faggots with bad jaw lines.
