>>544525956>stop playing video gamesno
Thanks for reminding me I need to play video games
>>544525956Video game websiteVideo game world
>>544525956>stop playing video gameslost me there
>>544525956>hey do you want to turn your life into a circus act just so you can prey on women who will 100% know you're there to prey on themFuck off, I loathe the very thought of women.
He got onto Remphan's tit of infinite money, gotta re-moralize the shabis.
>>544525956>ask a cute girl for her phone numberpass.
>>544525956Translation: Why is no one spending money? You need to spend more money!
>>544525956I don't have enough hair to justify going to a barber.
>>544525956>clean your shit up>nice clothes and well groomed hair>go to yoga class>ask women at yoga class for their number>they either assume your gay or call me a creep for going to their class just to meet womenFoolproof
>>544525956>nobody is dating them, but they're still hooking up with guys from instagram and in situationships for 6 months k keep me posted
>>544525956I could do all that, or I could play Sailwind and enjoy my virtual solitude as I imagine myself as a lonely seafarer in a more simple time.
>>544525956Sorry bro there's literally streams of the richest person ever playing vidya so fuck off pleb
>>544526239That's what it's all about. Waste a bunch of money on false hopes and the promise of doing it again next weekend. Bow down and worship the pussy like all the groveling simps who top the country music charts.
>>544526297I don't have a good enough barber to justify growing hair.
Here's what you do anons. Download ICE tracker apps. Wait for ICE to sweep an area, then head to your local immigration office, spot the hottest illegal girl there, talk her up and confirm she's interested, and then report her to ICE for deportation immediately.
>>544525956Why is this old man going to yoga to skeeve on 20 year olds?
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>>544525956it was probably the women at his yoga class that gave him his screen name. You know they can't stand his creepy ass.
>>544525956Don't care what some literally who on Twatter has to say.
>>544525956Because only psychopaths and boomers call people these days.And him suggesting to do that reads like any advice old fuckers give that ends up backfiring.If lonely losers want to know what to do I'll tell you as a sex haver.learn to be social, don't take things personally (ever), and keep putting yourself in positions to meet new people. Yes, this involves exiting your usual hobbies, and is harder than ever with everybody being a shut-in. But it's really the only way that isn't the dating app humiliation ritual.
>>544525956who
>>544525956k.where do i find a young whore willing to help me cheat on my pregnant wife tho?
>>544525956>boomer surrounded by 20 year old girlsno need to rub it in...
>>544525956>men, come back to our damned if you do damned if you don't traps>why is that creep in our yoga class eww gross, pervert, film him, shame himfuck off and die alone
>>544525956>stop playing videogamesBruh I just started playing umamusume and it has genuinely brought me more actual joy than any of the countless women I've known in my life. It is NOT my fault that real women cannot compete with anime horse girls. I did NOT tell these bitches to be this way.Maybe if women weren't so absolutely insufferable and untrustworthy they wouldn't be getting absolutely mogged by a cellphone gacha game.
this subreddit sucks
>>544525956First of all, I played vidya all my life.Secondly, I am as flexible as a twig, and will snap in half if I ever tried yoga.Third, I am not too sure my cute Flip girlfriend would appreciate me much if I took his advice.
