Is there any chance things could go tits up with China when I get there?
>>544527183FOIDSLOP THREAD
>>544527240Wrong. It's a glorious Taiwanese thread
>>544527183>right click>save video as>save>close thread
>>544527462based
>>544527462Give me some advice on Taiwan fren
>>544527462>unzip dick>furiously masturbate>have Rostov Ripper disease and spend 90 minutes turning my dick into hot dog meat>completely numb>balls grow slightly bigger>no release>end up reading every reply to distract myself>close thread>swallow my despair and put on a smile>see new goonbait thread>repeat
>>544527183Why not mainland china? The new metropolitan class women there are arguably the best pussy on the planet.
>>544527725I'm saving mainland China for next year. I've wanted to go to Taiwan for a long time now. They got this weird fusion of dutch colonial/imperial Japanese/pre communist Chinese influence that is very much my scene.
>>544527725do they have chubby ones? my fetish is thicc gen z/gen alpha coastal-chinese girls. (fukien, guangdong, guangxi province excluding skinny square faced hakka)
>>544528131Finally a Taiwan flag. Tell me, what should I visit when I go in December?
>>544528188dont come here. go to japan or korea thats more suitable for someone like you
>>544527636Thats dangerous
>>544527183why, are you some kind of tranny who thinks he can fuck a new woman every night but will just go home disappointed?
>>544528404I'm not coming to Taiwan for pussy mate. I'm going to explore some nature and appreciate the development of the cities. I heeard Juifen is nice despite being a tourist trap>>544528458No I get plenty of Thai pussy as it is. I'm traveling for the fun of it.
Thought they were all lactose intolerant
>>544528044My god!
>>544527462but...but you also made this post though...
>>544527183Yes anon, China is waiting specifically for you to arrive in Taiwan to attack. Actually I should shut up, been a wild year of shit I say coming true.
>>544527183She's perfect
Fuck a Taiwanese whore.Nothing will happen.
>>544527183Please tell me she has a cock
>>544529861the average /pol/ response
>>544529861FagI can’t wait till 4chans forced to id these coomer faggots so they kill themselves finally instead of stringing it out over 40 years
>>544527183Isn’t she Japanese though
>>544527183>Thai FlagDon't worry, when the Chinese invade (which whill never happen), entire ASEAN will burn including Thailand. Just enjoy the Taiwanese pussy and stop with the WW3 shilling.
>>544527183Sauce?
>>544527183Not really, China is more likely to attack in around an April timeframe. Low chance of storms and high seas then. There are also no indications that China is preparing for an attack right now.The more important issue is that December weather absolutely sucks in Taiwan. You would be much better off waiting for April yourself.Anyway, whenever you go, some good restaurants:Mo-Mo ParadiseTonkatsu (has a cloverleaf logo)lots of places around Ximen, it's kind of the prime place for better quality restaurantsobviously Din Tai Fung at least once during your tripAlso, if you don't have lodging already sorted out, I highly recommend this AirBnB place:https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/2881758/#2882821Specific room (there are lots more available in the same building):https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1435238200966478772It's in the Q-Square Mall across from Taipei Main Station. It's kind of a pain in the ass to figure out the underground route between the MRT and the mall, but once you do it's not bad, just takes a few minutes. Don't try getting there via surface sidewalks unless you have lots of time and energy to walk to intersections and wait for traffic.
>>544527183>>544528044>>544528972>>544529759if you don’t provide names or sources you’re a retarded nigger
>>544531475If it gives me a boner i save it, it's not that deep
>>544530734Yes, she is
>>544528044>They got this weird fusion of dutch colonial/imperial Japanese/pre communist Chinese influence that is very much my scene.I mean, maybe? I spent most of the last 20 years there and din't really notice any Dutch influence at all in the slightest. Japanese, you can sometimes find geriatrics who speak Jap as their native language, my mother's best friend is one of them, she's in her 90s.Pre-commie Chinese stuff, sure. National Palace Museum has all the treasures that China seethes over (and would have destroyed during the Cultural Revolution if the KMT hadn't stolen them all).The night I bought my first secondhand scooter, I was trying to find my way out of the weird little pocket the guy lived in, and ended up going down an alleyway. There was a random stage and some guy was pounding on a drum and some chick was putting on some sort of Taoist dance show to it. It was bizarre. Taiwan is like that.As far as nature, I used to go hunting for butterflies. There are always some about, but there were a couple of spectacular years in 2013-2014 when the rains were insanely heavy during spring (thus lots of plant growth and hence food for butterflies during their peak breeding season) and the butterflies were swarming everywhere for both of those years. If you go along the north coast and duck inland up the side roads, you may find some.My favorite spot along the north coast was the rock arch. It's directly across from some temple and has a little fishing harbor to the left (west) of it. Look for "Shimen" (it's in the Shimen District, but the specific rock arch is just called Shimen, because "shi" is "rock" and "men" is "gate/arch" in Mandarin). The 862 bus (most of the 86X series buses) will take you past it.And if you do go there, look for a Vietnamese restaurant called Lan Phuong. That was my absolute favorite. IDK if it's still there, I haven't been able to find it on Google Maps when I tried to look it up for /trv/ threads.
>>544528627Jiufen is interesting and not really a tourist trap by my standards. The ride there from Taipei is nice too, and it will be misty and wet in December. I say go.
>>544531583You’re really agitating my yellow fever :(
>>544527277Do these chinkniggers even know that its not a human?
>>544531884ain't that just too damn bad
>>544532474looks like heaven on earth
