Where have you hidden it?
In the sewer tank.
>>544543181but what makes it funny is the crude deliberate meaning nestled inside an otherwise innocent sign; like finding a knot in a perfectly straight piece of lumber. The surface clean and polished, but underneath lies a much filthier grain.unbelievably, they snuck that into a major syndicated television program in the early/mid-nineties—right there on the storefront, hiding in plain sight; right there!
>>544543181IN YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT
>>544543181My family has a spot at the local veterans cemetery for me. It’s dugout already but what I do is did in one of the corners about 4ft down and I have my gold stacks hidden there. I don’t trust jewelry bankers not to take what’s in my lockbox.
>>544543269Can you be more specific or throw some google maps pin
>>544543409Where’s the spot tho
>>544543425Are you a pirate?
>>544543425I’m definitely not in Tennessee. So don’t even try looking for the veterans cemetery.
>>544543181>convert all your gold into edible gold leaf>eat it all>store your gold inside of youEz pz.
>>544543181Up their gaped asses
>>544543474Totally not off of haverbrook and Mc…if I catch you there trying to steal my gold I will fill that grave then and there. You have been warned. Now let the games begin.
>>544543181under my foreskin
>>544543492Gilgamesh pilled
>>544543181cottonwood canyon in the mormonvault big
In the popcorn mines, guarded by a falcon. If you've watched The Anvil Hoarder (1931) you'll have a vague idea of where it is.
>>544543181Off the trails a bit a ways from my house. Theres maps in a safe thats under the house.My family has had it for 300years
Why the fuck would anyone hoard gold? This attracts dragons (kikes)
>>544543760Based knower of lore
44.5101088, -77.0823000There's only one birch tree at that specific location. Dig 1 foot away from the tree directly to the west of it. It should be roughly 4 feet deep.Around 3 million worth of gold.>Inb4 LARPThat's why I'm not scared to share. None will even drive there to dig, lmao.
I'm only hoarding silver.If things get so bad that I need to pay for things with metals, nobody is going to have anything I'd need gold for.As for your question, generally, I hide my stash inside your mother.
>>544544199Came here to post this kek
>>544543181I tragically lost it all in a boating accident.
>>544543181Wouldn’t you like to know nigger
>>544543181At coordinates printed in special invisible ink. You must make me ejaculate using only your mouth (no hands) onto a special hentai daimakura (Shea Haulia) to reveal the code.
>>544543181In me mums basement ofc.
>>544543181HOOP that shit. If you can fit your papers in there you can fit the bars.
>>544543181jeets keep in in their housesunder the bedin little plastic tubssure would be a shame if local vagrants found out about it
>>544543269impossible, anyone who is a gold bug look at it like it's their god. it's usually under your bed, or just in a hidden cabinet/safe.
>>544547586saaaar