If you aren't gonna tell me how to escape from this country into any other developed (first world) country, then tell me how to kill myself reliably at least. Without using some bullshit gases!
>>544550510go on holiday to asia and just never go back.
>>544551008I said I need a first world country
>>544550510Go to the nearest Western Embassy and seek asylum.
>>544551070You can't upgrade when running away.
>>544550510Move to Kamchatka and live off grid. Eventually you’ll learn how to talk to animals
>>544550510You can come here but first convert to islam
>>544550510there is nowhere left to run to, unfortunately
>>544550510other?
>>544551086I told you to tell me how to kill myself then
>>544551197My bad
>>544551212>tell me how to kill myself thenmove to asia kek
>>544550510Just troon out and shut up already
>>544551070Access to first world country is not a human right.
>>544551212SVO
>>544550510just go trans to dodge the meat grinder, it's that easy.
>>544551248>>544551356The OP post says "reliably"
>>544551442You already know the answer to all of your problems nigger.
>>544551377I don't need to fucking dodge anything, I want to live well and not among other Russians.
>>544550510Go to the nearest shooting range and put a bullet in your headJump from a 20-floor commieblockCut a couple of arteries while you mom isn't at homeJust accumulate a bit of will! You can do it!
>>544551321>>544551485I asked you in the OP post how to kill myself, not how to get an asylum
Stop giving my flag a bad reputation with these threads.
>>544550510хpюкни
>>544550510Kill yourself
>>544551546and i told you how to reliably escape to another developed first world country or how to kill yourself. >>544551321You have the solution for both problems
Oh reliably? OK sign a military contract, the second you get a gun put it in your mouth and blow your cap off. bonus points for taking out your commander.
>>544550510Get highly useful skills that will make you desired everywhere so companies in 1st world countries may sponsor your relocation
>>544551442How is getting droned in the first day of your deployment not reliable enough to you?
Or you know just go to Asia and wait for it all to blow over like i said. Can get some nice places in asia. Go China.
>>544551539>Go to the nearest shooting range and put a bullet in your headUnless it's a shotgun, that's difficult to do>Jump from a 20-floor commieblockI literally have no idea how the fuck am I supposed to get into any apartment that is high enough. Am I supposed to rent it? Not only that, there's always usually some bullshit like cars on the ground near the windows, or something along the exterior wall of the building that reduces the fall>Cut a couple of arteriesI'm under the impression that it's very difficult to put the knife in deep enough for any and every person
>>544550510life is no better anywhere else brotherjust be thankful you weren't born in bangladesh
>>544550510Run the border to finland, seems sparse and all you need is outdoor survival skills. Claim asylum. Ezpz
>>544551493Just make sure you bring Edward Snowden with you, he's your meal ticket
>>544550510Go to smo and frag officer, higher rank then better!
>>544551694He doesn't want to die this is all a cope post, you have thousands of commie blocs in russia kek
>>544551680It is because you can end up without limbs and ultimately you're not the one controlling how you'll end up
>>544551212Just jump out of your commie block
>>544550510>convert to Judaism>move to Israel immediately
>>544551786I can't jump out of my own commie block because I live on the first (ground) floor. I don't know how to get into any other commie block apartment without renting/owning an apartment there.
>>544550510KEkekity kekekity>then tell me how to kill myself reliably at least>Buy a gun>Go to the shooting range, teach yourself how.>???>Escaped
>>544551800Only ethnic Jews can do that
>>544551633These skills don't even really exist anymore, aside from something like nursing, but that requires great intelligence to study
>>544550510>If you aren't gonna tell me how to escape from this countryWhy? /chug/ and even /uhg/ said Russia is winning everyday.
>>544551694That's a lot of pathetic excusesI assure you every method works just fineNow close 4chins and just do it
>>544551887What happened in this video
>>544552086Guy turned the pistol around to his head and shot himself.In your country's ranges, you get a shotgun.It's even more reliable than a pistol or a rifle when it comes to killing yourself.If you use buckshot, that is.
>>544552086>Self acking, before moobilization
>>544551070First world countries are lgbt according to 'the Russian viewpoint'
>>544552072No they don't
>>544550510>then tell me how to kill myself reliably at least.sign the military contract and shoot yourself when you get loaded weapon
>>544550510>how to escape from this countryHave you ever sucked a cock?post pic ivan
>>544550510>Without using some bullshit gases!
>>544552576Because most of it relies on two things:1. That I'm somehow able to get some kind of bag and to connect the tank to the bag, when I literally have no idea how to do any of that2. That I'm somehow able to buy the gas without it being mixed with oxygen or something
>>544552005Engineering, specifically engineers that still know how to make things with their hands and not only theoretically design stuff on a laptop, because then you've got the same strength and weaknesses as AI.
>>544550510Switch with me, I am moving to Russia in few months, you can move here, say Kosovo is Serbia, you get passport, with that passport you can travel anywhere except the uSa, go to idk Germany and stay there. That's what your class of pidors are doing here in Srb. Reminder, I will end up with better life than you.
>>544552761>I am moving to Russia in few monthsWhy?
>>544550510I mean you could always head east, try to cross into China or mongolia and make your way out there. Or just head for a place on the black sea and try to find passage to turkey or even further out of there is any shipping still going on.Also there was a famous story of a german pow escaping the gulags and walked back to West Germany. You could always walk.But acking yourself? Pussy. At least go out trying to escape, rather than ack yourself to escape. If you do take that pussy route, I hope you fail and suffer as a veggie for 40 years.
>>544552761But that's not a developed country
>>544551070No, you need Thailand, idiot.Is this not good enough?
>>544552942>Is this not good enough?No
>>544552816Family reunion and work in car industry that pays me 5 times better than here. I'm a blue collar.
You niggers are really useless. "Go and participate in a war" is not a real kms advice, and you essentially didn't provide any other kms advice
just cross the border to china on foot and from there stay in some chink rural village in exchange of work youll get food i guess
>>544552975Don't worry, Russian women are getting bred by the Spaniards in Thailand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldZ4H6jXQeE&t=884sI suggest you go to Paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE93dCRRjaY
>>544553391>Russian women are getting bred by the SpaniardsOk?>I suggest you go to ParisMy post asks how to kms, not where to move.
>>544552031me every time i need to take a shit
I hate spoonfeeding idiots but you can just look up what kinda rope is good, how to tie good knots, and how big of a drop someone of your weight needs for an instant snap. Unless you have a massive muscular neck. The brits hung so many people for the most minor crimes they collected this data for efficiency's sake so that should work for the avg person.Retards give hanging a bad rep by not doing it properly. Ending up doing the tranny dance of agony for 20 minutes or even worse surviving with serious brain and nerve damage.
>>544553691its a troll dont bother, hes been making these threads for awhile now
>>544553691That's not the problem with hanging. The problem is that I have no idea where to attach the rope to, and how to attach it to something. What, are you suggesting me to attach it to the ceiling of the apartment? Ceilings are not nearly high enough for there to be any kind of proper drop. And it's not clear how would you attach a rope to a flat surface that is a ceiling.
>>544553458Go to Sakhalin, become a sailor, travel in a ship, leave the ship at a port.Say you are Ukrainian if you leave the ship in a Western port.Bonus point: get a loan, transfer to bitcoin, use that loan money while overseas.Also, it may be easy to go to South Osetia from Northern Osetia and keep walking till you reach Georgia. Take a bus, boom, you are outside.Same in Kazakhstan. Easy to walk to Pavlograd or whatever, which is full of Russians. Use the loan money to move somewhere else afterwards.
>>544553790Seems you're right.Even if not, someone this >>544553845 stupid does not deserve death. Thank God he's only pretending for his own amusement.
Would be easier if a nuke exploded instead
>>544550510Bruh just become a politician.
>>544551070Why? They all fucking suck, save for one.>>544551212Headbutt the ground
>>544550510Become a code monke and start working for slavbrains, they'll give you a visahttps://www.jetbrains.com/careers/locations/germany/
>>544552272Rare flag?
>>544550510>then tell me how to kill myself reliably at leastsign up for ZVO
>>544556385That's not reliable
>>544551546>how to kill myselfCBO
>>544557073how are you niggers so fucking useless
>>544550510Paint yourself brown and come to canada
>>544557119Eбaлo зaвaли, мpaзь. Oткyдa BПH-ишь? Teльaвив или кyыв, пeдpилa?
>>544553586нaдeвaeшь мaйкy pacкpaшeннyю пoд флaг PФ?
>>544550510Go to Mexico and cross the border it's open. Don't listen to MAGA faggots. You can come to the official border crossing and ask for asylum. If you cross unofficially and they catch you ask for asylum first thing. They will hold you in detention for a while and then will let you go with a court date. If the court denies you file an appeal. Stay in California or Arizona but Arizona can get hot in the summer. Don't go to the MIGA shit hole states they are poor, have no jobs and call their gay ICE on every foreigner they see.
>>544557410whoa, plebbit-bluski is gushing hard!you are lost, nigger tranny.
>>544550510You're a slav and should be used to living in the natural product of a slav environment
>>544557624STFU Russian kike lol.
>go to traffic light>wait for red phase with a sporty car>drag out driver, steal car>full throttle
I need a real way to kms.
>>544558768Enlist and go fight in ukraine.
>>544558807Don't you think before posting that at least one person must've already posted that in the thread?
>>544550510> how to kill myself reliablyVolunteer for the SMO you coward!
Bump
>>544558868Yet despite all these suggestions you still haven't done it. Go kill yourself in ukraine.
>>544550510If you want to kys do it with a bang, hurt people that made your life suck - aka the government, make sure do cause some major harm to them, maybe become a spy for ukraine or something kys alone in the dark is the most lame thing ever, because that leaves the bad guys with impunity
>>544561315Exactly, because it's a shitty method and I'm tired of replying that to every retard that attempts to suggest me this
>>544550510Move to the Russian part of Kazakhstan or go to like Georgia/Armenia.
>>544550510>then tell me how to kill myself reliably at leastI think there will be lots of options once you get sent to the front.
>>544561510The parents made my life suck more than anyone else by birthing me here
>>544550510this is obviously a NAFOLARP because everyone in russia supports the war and especially all RUSSFLAGs on 4chan do. amiright anons? silly nafo troon.
>>544558768There is no way, many worlds theory says you'll always survive any suicide attempt, maybe you'll be crippled, maybe you'll kill someone else in the attempt but you'll always open your eyes in a timeline where the attempt failed. there's no escape
>>544562205You blame wrong people. Your parents aren't necessarily to blame for you bad life, it's the people who are directly causing bad life for the millions around you that is the governement and its apparatusYour parents tried their best, but you can't fight powers that are over your scope of control like the bad government ruining the lives of millions.When taking it into consideration never target your parents because they aren't evil by design it's the governement that is evil
>>544550510Yo, I'm black. Every time I go to russia, all the russian bitches be calling me Mr. Dubai Chocolate.
>>544562205Or just tell it honestly that you're pussy and you can't do it. Everything tells me you're looking for excuses because you're scared.
>>544563067Why are you even suggesting me to hurt other people? What benefit is in it for me? It only reduces the chances of me kmsing successfully, provides no advantage.
>>544550510>>544551212go to ukraine
>>544563310You're not hurting people you're hurting subhumans. You're hurting people who cause death, destruction, suffering for other people and who cause economic problems for millions within your state, it creates the reality where you will never be able to own a home and have a normal life that isn't a vegetationDo you think these are people? I don't think so.
Learn Rust, you are already trans so it should come naturally
>>544563673It's already my favorite lang, since 2020 I believe
>>544563673>learning programming languages in 2026based retard
>>544563436But that's not what my post focused on
>>544550510>>544551008This. Go to China.Join the PLA, help us to crush the jewnited states
>>544550510Go to Kazakhstan. It can't be any worse.
>>544551070One step at a time, comrade. Europeans will spit on you anyway.
>>544551442You get a gun on your first day, just shoot yourself in the heart.The heart is more important for life than the brain. You can live with half a brain, not with half a heart.
>>544550510>any other developed (first world) countryAwwww you think Russia first world. That's adorable.
>>544550510Why? Russia is one the best countries in the world
