>>544551528>Cheerleaders keep doing their pom pom routine after watching a man die right in front of themPretty much encapsulates America right now
>>544551528Now he can join the very special forces.
>>544551528>still absent mindedly waving the pom poms as old mate dies in the background Go niggerball!
>>544551528he was doing his owen hart impression.
>>544551594> right in front of them> when he was right behind themYou seem genuinely confused, watch less gay porn, please
Only 20 killed by Iran in the war btw. We have more accidental deaths than they do combat kills.
>>544551528
>netflix remake of splat albert
>>544551528>OH NO>BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT KILLED HIM>HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
>>544551594>pomI never realized how much pom looks like porn
>>544551606he died in hospital thoFor me, the whole incident is an almost prophetic allegory for the imminent death of the United States as a military world power.
>>544551692They turned around the second he splatted
NOW GIMMIE AN F. GIMMIE AN A. GIMMIE AN L. GIMMIE AN L. Now what does that spell? cheerleaders just keep going
>>544551713Kek
>>544551528>THE WHITE CHEERLEADERS IN UTTER CONFUSIONAHANANANABJAJAJAJAJ AJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJ JANANJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJAJAJAAAJ HAHHAHAHAAHAHAH JJAJAJAJJAJAAHAHAJAJHS
>>544551704No need to drop weight for sumo
>>544551528What exactly was this supposed to be? I can see how a team rappelling from the ceiling could delight boomers and children, but what was the lone guy trying to accomplish?
>>544551528they were honoring the old Incan tradition of human sacrifice, very diplomatic
>>544551594yep, soulless
>>544551964he got tired of watching niggerball
>>544551528HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544551528Too soon you fucking faggot
I never understood cheerleaders as a kid; they hated me for no reason , they looked ugly, they were dumb. I really font get how they’re not outdated :p
>>544551528let the zogbot hit the floor!let the zogbot hit the floor!
>>544551528Why did he just... slide down like it was gonna be all good?
>>544552089Lotta butterfaces, I was in HS from 2003-07 and by then it was not a prestigious thing to be a cheerleader (although I went to a Catholic school and our football team was pure ass anyway).
>>544552089Some of them do it just for fun, but a lot of them get pushed into it at a very young age by their mothers, especially in flyover America.
>>544552222heh
>>544551528pov : you watch americans lading boots on the ground in iran
>>544551528is this the new splat albert?
>>544552301woah>>544552317This seems to be the only explanation. Forced serving in a dying tradition
Damn the smoke coming out of his hands trying to wrangle the rope
>>544552484Cheer camps are really sad. The girls pretend to be happy so their moms don't beat them, but they get treated like shit and held to impossible standards just so some old boomer coomers can stare and judge them. Its all pointless anyway. Maybe 1 girl in 1000 might possibly get a chance to try out for a professional cheering group like a football team.
>>544551528>>544551704What was the point of this? Looks like "play stupid games, win stupid prices" to me.
>>544551594
>>544552222Checked, keked and rekt
>>544551528sloppy rope workthe guy was supposed to hang in the air, not come crashing down into the floorhave you mutts forgotten how to tie a propper slipknot?
>>544551704Why didn’t he just hold onto the rope?
>>544551528Fuck that was lame. I demand a proper one
>>544552973Serious question btw
>>544551528perfect example of our overestimated military capabilities. US military is king of false advertising
In Brazil we do this without the ropehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZqjCQRbdeU
>>544553062does this faggot realize how cringe he is?
>>544551528Kegsbreath is so fucked isn't he?
>>544552973>>544553056he didn't grip so good
>>544551704what might've happened? equipment failure?
>>544552616In soviet russia, the rope wrangles you!
>>544552973looks like something in the pulley malfunctioned and he was in a freefall before he knew itgained too much speed to be able to hold the grip
>>544553431My guess is some his gear got caught in the grigri, keeping it locked open.Embarrassing desu. Climbers do this kind of repel all the time with very few accidents, if any.
>>544551528>An Air Force service member tragically died after falling from the rafters during a pregame fast-rope/rappelling demonstration at the Alamodome before the UTSA vs. Navy football game on Saturday, October 17, 2026. The game experienced a brief delay and UTSA went on to win 38–34.The nigger collision tournament will stop for nothing kek.
>>544551528lol no wonder they lost to iran
>cheerleaders don't even flinchHow jaded has this world become?
>>544551528What an embarrassing nigger """empire""" america has become, no wonder they're getting assfucked in Iran
>>544553558Interesting. The only grigri I got is one that turns me into a monkey.
>>544551528I need a mario death sound over this stat.
>>544551528>>544551704Did he set a record for worlds longest stripper pole?
>>544552973>He wasHe was holding for dear life, but he was falling so fast grabbing the rope must've been burning his gloves and hands. Look at all that smoke coming from his hand
>>544551594I never quite freed myself of the suspicion, that there some extremely odd things about this mission.
>>544554196I'm not even sure what to think anymore beside lol and lmao.
>>544551528>>544552973Did the rope burn his hands?
>>544551692Most of them are turned to the side and looked at it after he hit the ground. The only one confused is you. You need more gay porn.
>>544554196>nigger collision tournamentKek I'm using this from now on to refer to niggerball
>>544551594Yep that was aptly said and mirrors my thinking.
>>544551528And you're sure this will help us defeat Iran?
>>544554196So was he fast roping or rappelling? Because fast roping is retarded as hell. It's a meme that they came up with after some retarded bong nearly burned alive because he couldn't figure out how to get out of his rappelling gear during that embassy siege.
>>544552060we have been saying what happens before it happens for 15 years and we are going to start using AI to show what happens before it happens soon
>>544551528Dead zogger bots will never stop being funny.
>>544551528Human sacrifice before the offensive in Iran that will take place after the Israeli election.
>>544551594>NOOO you need to randomly stop doing your job because someone LE DROPPED
>>544551594>man rapes and murders a girl to death>heh she had it coming. Stupid slut. Hope she suffered as he forced her to eat his shit and stabbed her.>man dies doing something stupid. women don't display sufficient grief>This is le HORRIFYING... true-elly, they must be NPCs...
>>544559673I know this is a joke, but I would stop waging for much, much less than that. I would stop waging if I saw a poojeet shit himself.
>>544551698And you believe what your gubmint tells you?
>>544552973The pully mechanism was sabotaged and controlled remotely to pull him down against his will. This was an ritual, making the esoteric exoteric, symbolism for what is to come.
>>544551528Man our military really hasn't learned shit since Black Hawk Down.
>>544551594> The show must go on.
>>544560244>was anwas a, lmao
The Nigger collision tournament doesn't stop for REKT cadets LMAO
>>544551528>>544551704
>>544560441>zogbot dies trying to do something cool to lure more zogbotsI love happy endings>nigger collision tournamentkek
>>544551528I want FPV drone footage of burgers getting blown to bits so badly. More dead airmen please.
