The Balkans are actually a pretty cool place to live if you have money >amazing nature>good climate>excellent food>interesting people>more freedom>less wokeness >better prices >hot bitches
>>544558023Romanian food sucks.t.expat
>>544558023>if you have moneyThat's a mighty if right there, partner
>>544558344i only know of the recipes from Resident Evil Village and those all look really tasty
every place is pretty nice if you make way above the average pay you stupid dumb cunt
>>544558344this, and romanian pussy is full of stds
>>544558344Sarmale is peak
>>544558023Which place isn't?
>>544558476America isnt
>>544558535America is MUCH better than the Balkans if you are rich
>>544558521For me, Germany. The food sucks, there's nothing to do, the people are boring. I also dislike exotic places like Thailand.
>>544558493fried or baked sarmale are zamn (zesty damn) zased (zesty based) good
>>544558023>>hot bitchesAren't most of them psychotic though?
>>544558690you didn't fuck any seamonkeys?
>>544558816I am disgusted, don't even joke about it. Now that I think about it, the entirety of Arabia sucks, also India and all that.. Balkanchuds stay winning!
>>544558553In the USA you actually have to be RICH, in the Balkans with half a million in the bank you're a KANG.
>>544558963you don't know what you're missing greekbro, i love chinky pussy
>>544558690>food sucksReally depends on where you live. Berlin or West Germany (starting from smaller cities) has at least a few decent places to get food, be it restaurants or stores.If you only eat shitty """""Döner""""" (look up what Döner actually means defined by law) or buy the cheapest garbage at Kaufland that's your problem.
>>544559188you're a big peepeekang even with 100k, I paid a few k to some gypsies to vandalize my neighbor's house and he stopped playing loud music and it made me feel so powerful I also fuck escorts whenever I want it. My business gets me about 12k a month.
>>544558023I cannot read the word "food" without thinking about the german word "Futter" which literally means the stuff that cattle eats.
>>544559234>If you only eat shitty """""Döner""""" (look up what Döner actually means defined by law) or buy the cheapest garbage at Kaufland that's your problem.doner is legally allowed to have turk pubes, turk smegma, turk sperm and turk spit, piss, vomit, and shit particles
TOO MANY BALKANOIDS AND WHY DO THEY COME TO SWEDEN?TOO MANY BALKANOIDS IN SWEDEN.
>>544559346fodder?
I'd live in Greece.
>>544559305Yeah the escort culture is great here, we have more per capita than most countries
>>544559422Yeah 'bout that.
>>544558760that's just women in general
>>544559346Apparently both words ultimately come from the Proto-Indo-European word *peh2- (“to guard, graze, feed”).Food via Proto-Germanic *fōdô (“food”) and Futter via Proto-Germanic *fōdrą (“fodder”).
>>544558023Just a shame the dirty Gayreeks are nearby.Pay debts.
>>544559373page 64https://www.hygiene-netzwerk.de/sites/www.hygiene-netzwerk.de/files/news-dateien/Hygieneschulung-Hygiene-Netzwerk-Leitsaetze-des-deutschen-Lebensmittelbuches-fuer-Fleisch-und-Fleischerzeugnisse.pdf
>>544559659Yeah but we say "Exzellentes Essen" if we talk about the "exzellent food" of other cultures. Everytime I read someone writing about the good food I imagine a fat pig behind the monitor.
>>544559722Lmfao sorry!
>>544558023It is until you end up sick or have to deal with anything government adjacent. Also roads are terrible
>>544558521Albania. It is actually the shithole that people expect the rest of the balkans to be. Didn't have an opinion on Kosovo before but it should be Serbian because no region deserves to be albanized. Enver Hoxha was right to keep the country contained.
>>544559884Yeah, it's certainly a place for life to be going great lol
>>544558476One word iindia
>>544558023>interesting peopleNo idea how you came up with that one.
>>544560239Many weirdos?
>>544559852Doesn't High German have a cognate for "food"? Dutch has "voedsel" and apparently Low German has "föde". Also cognates in the various Scandinavian languages. Though also in Dutch you wouldn't really say "voedsel" when you're were going to eat.Both "essen" and "eat" (and Dutch "eten") come from Proto-Germanic *etaną, from Proto-Indo-European *h1ed-.
>be me>spend time in Croatia>no one works>everyone is in the cafe all day drinking and bitching about costs and pensions>internet goes down in place I am staying>"yes sir we can come and fix it see you in a month">people talk to me and learn I am American and assume I don't know basic things>everyone makes the same old tired joke that I buy everything on Amazon and can't live without it when I barely use it>every store is staffed by people from NepalIt's weird seeing a country die like this
>>544560413Not that I know. You can say futter but its always casual speech.
>>544560314Not really. The insane people here are not the western kind that talk about aliens and such. They are violent drunks who might beat you to death because you spooked them.
>>544560514At least they are not speaking Serbo-Croatian
>>544558487Yeah, women definitely don’t have tbose in other countries, specially not in western europe or mutt fuckfrica!
>>544558760Definitely only romanian girls are that way, captain sweden. Definitely not swedish women, they are never ever mentally ill or retarded
>>544558023tell em to fuck off,were full
>>544559913Make sure not to bust a vein Jovan
>>544558023> if you have moneyyes? thats probably the case with every place in the world
>>544559188Well yes being rich is a relative thing true that. But I would rather be RICH in America than RICH in the Balkans.
>>544562369Agreed lol