Why is small talk a thing in America? Our European brothers hate small talk.
>>544567079It’s a control mechanism.If you are talking about the weather, you aren’t talking about the Jews (usually)
>muslims hate small talkthey hate a lot of things including themselvesI dont care about the opinions of yuropissants.
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>>544567230I use it as an excuse to start bitching about the jews, HAARP and chemitrails.>the jews are so audacious they made a fucking star of David in the sky with their fucking weather altering chemitrails
I'm a pureblooded amerimutt and I hate small talkI don't want to talk for the sake of talking
>>544567232Muslims usually come from merchant cultures, as soon as they get some language proficiency they will mass produce words to deceive and manipulate aka form business relationships as if there's no tomorrow.I had to deal with ragheads from Switzerland in an IT company. It was tiresome.
>>544567232Is this guy a carlos or a vpn-ivan who is trying to start commemt war against USA and EU?
>>544567079It's how women justify spreading their legs after spending just half an hour or less with a stranger. >It was like, total chemistry, y'know?And guys just put up with it to get laid, because it's cheaper than paying and either way she can call you a rapist if she regrets it.
>>544567079Europeans have language anxiety.
>>544567230kind of.think of it like the game of "among us"small talk is how you build repetoire, if you can't make small talk, that's a tell.if you can make small talk, then you move on to the next step of the test, are you for us or against us (let/right/centrist)and so on.each part of the conversation is a test.sus, OP is the imposter, i last saw him making a thread on /pol/, he killed 4chan with his shitty threads.
>>544568220What?
>>544569031yeah apparently it's a protocol where the point isn't the information being said but the act of doing it
Depends on the country. The English are notorious for talking about the weather and the Irish are known for banter.
>>544567079Europeans are rude joyless people who basically hate themselves and life in general. Nihilists. All joy comes from God who Europeans abandoned.
>>544567079What do you guys talk about tho? Genuinely curious, you see a random person in the grocery store, both of you are waiting in line, what do you say?
>>544568123lol this is why every single cell phone store and kiosk in the world is manned by some nigger or paki huh
>>544567232Muslims absolutely love small talk, retarded ameriburger. They also love fake friendliness, just like you.
>>544569576I don't know. I'm autistic.
>>544569576Take an observation about the situation and chat about it. New stuff at the store? Something in their cart catch your eye? Weather? It's just an excuse to chit chat with someone while you wait, so it rarely matters much.
>>544569576>Maaaaaan, how about them cucumbers huh?
>>544568220>Act like haughty faggots toward Americans for years>wtf? Americans are being mean back>Must be Russian botsFuck euros
>>544567079That's not even true. Only Germans and Scandinavians are autistic retards who cant hold a conversation.
>>544567079Small talk propensity follows the oil-butter demarcator.
>>544569576>Genuinely curious, you see a random person in the grocery store, both of you are waiting in line, what do you say?You don't say anything, you just stare menacingly and grunt if you have a suspicion the fucker tries to get in front of you.
>>544571219>did you see that new toilet paper rack? >pretty neat huh>nice honey buns you got there in your cart>sure are a lot of niggers in this store, no?
>>544567079It goes hand in hand with why they need gun control. They are too pent up, and they themselves know that if they had easy access to firearms, 50% of euros would murder suicide their entire families on the spot.
>>544567079I'm an American of European ancestry, and I hate small talk. I'm busy, leave me alone. But please double-bag my groceries.
>>544571622Dutch too
>>544571631Brits and the Irish love to chat
>>544571872>I took a very healthy poop this morning >the wife said it's the biggest she's ever seen
>>544571776If another man stares me in the eye for long periods of time without saying anything thats far more akward than small talk imo, you basically have to break the ice at that point and ask if you owe them money or why exactly is that person doing that
>>544572133Do strangers in Euroland make eye contact?
>>544567079It's a calculated method to get someone to drop their guard so you can scam, con, or cheat them in some way. It's been perfected over generations of Talmudic capitalism
>>544571872>be me>work at Trader Joes>boss says we have to engage in small talk about the items the customers are purchasing>I'm no good at small talk because I'm a sperg>customer comes up to register, cart has milk, apples, mini ice cream cones.>I love those ice cream cones. They're so good. Did you know we sell the cones without the ice cream too?>customer responds enthusiastically.>I feel more confident. Wow I'm doing it>next customer comes up>guy wearing mechanic coveralls>cart has flour, eggs, bacon, sugar, baking powder and baking soda>me: planning on making pancakes?>customer responds enthusiastically>Confidence through the roof >attractive woman in 30s, big breasts. I can't look away>scan toilet paper>This is some great paper. It's so soft and strong. Are you planning on a taking a poop today?
>>544572203Finns don't, but they are retarded gooks that Sweden tried to civilize.
>>544571987We're talking about Europeans here.
>>544572021What are the unspoken rules of small talk? What are the avoided topics?
>>544572256kek'd
>>544572256What did she say? Did she tell you about her poop?
>>544572133>>544572203>warning: prolonged eye contact detected>loading protocol: wpierdol>got a problem?>wanna go outside?
>>544572203Sure but you dont linger, isn't it kind of weird if some random guy is just looking at you? Whats the reason for that? Obviously its somewhat different if its between sexes though. If some random dude keeps checking me out I'm going to assume he wants to fuck me, I'm not really into that
>falling for the anti-smalltalk psyop Good goy, don't speak to people in your community. Fear them. Never make connections. What if they laugh at you for saying the wrong thing? Imagine how you'd feel. Better just stay quiet and remain distant.
>>544572682>mfw random man stare>hand slowly sliding to the knife in my pocket
>>544567079It's part of our "love thy neighbor" ethos. It's excellent for social cohesion. Europe had centuries of structure. Social cohesion is for us a spiritual thing, in Europe is has always been a political mechanism. And make no mistake, our way is better in that regard. Cold people make for grim and mirthless society. It's nothing to emulate. Life should include pleasant intercourse among each other. There should be no obligation to an involved back and forth. But should that spirit of fellowship fall on any encounters, the cultural climate should be such that the pleasant back and forth is in every way normal. Social pleasantries are the Hallmark of any truly advanced society. You people need to read your Emily Post.
>>544569576Flag checks out
>>544569576>what do you say?I was at a LCBO the other day and everyone was talking about gas prices and I just said ''hope bibi just gets sick of trump releases the blackmail wastes him'' everybody laffed. Euros must all be autists We probably developed social skills here cause people needed to link up and fight Indian war parties all the time in the old days.
I fucking hate it too. Small talk is fake and manipulative, most Americans are huge hypocrites. When you travel to the USA you notice no one has close friends and the reason is the culture promotes being a hypocrite who see people as things to be used.
>>544572454Americans never talk about how much money they make or how much they paid for a vehicle or house. It's very strange.
>>544573211>We probably developed social skills here cause people needed to link up and fight Indian war partiesChecked, your indian wars were small skirmishes, in the 1700s half the finnish population was killed fighting the russians for example, there was virtually no danger at all in North America compared to a regular yuro country where warfare with strong opponents was constant, every century every country had like 3 or more devastating wars for a thousand years straight so I dont think its that lol. If I sad down to drink a cup of coffee outside my local kiosk I might shoot the shit for a little bit but in passing pretty much never
>>544572753How about you are actually nice for real and you don't have to pretend and be fake . Italians, Greeks and Spaniards are actually nice and will tell you what they actually think.
>>544573480I think thats pretty good small talk etiquette desu, you kind of come across as a braggart if you start talking about how much money you make and how new and awesome your car and house are, no?
>>544571872>"Is there anywhere in Tamriel you can avoid rats? Disease spreading little nuisances.">"The Imperial City is densely urbanized, with a few large parks and waterside dock areas.">"I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.">"They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members."the purpose of small talk also serves as a filter, to keep NPCs occupied, its part of the tell, if they can't escape the dialogue, then they can't go be involved elsewhere.this is why foreigners hate small talk, they dont know how to break the dialogue without exposing themselves.
>>544573480Some say that Traven is misusing the power of the Arch-Mage's position to further his personal agendas.
>>544572454Jews. Unfortunately.
>>544572682I'm not saying Colovians are dumb. They're just hard-headed.
>>544573680The battles over here were small scale but thats because the population in the 1600-1800s was so small. 50 Indians on the warpath was a huge thing if you lived in a village of 150 people separated from the next town by 20km. In Europe people were part of a collective here it was far more social and less authoritarian
>>544573824The problem is that if you ask they take it as you being rude. So what happens is that they start to ask other annoying question to figure out of you have money. Is all so exusting and overdone. Another thing they do is that they will make planes to hang out but they are actually just being fake. It's all so fake and base on vibes this is why the Japanese say they are all liars.
>>544572753I admit to sharing the common enthusiasm for the Arena. It is barbaric, but the stakes of life or death make the drama irresistably compelling.
>>544574120I'm not sure the Dark Brotherhood is any more serious a problem than beggary and petty thievery. And it's certainly a discreet and secret problem.
>>544573957I feel like small talk is for NPCs, you see the player character and you must interact with them and be a nuisance, maybe sell some trinkets to them if you have some. If you go to arab countries for example the vendors aggressively small talk to you even if you dont respond for several minutes and have pic related expression the entire time
>>544567079I hate it too
>>544574075Maybe you're actually onto something to be honest, when I go to my cabin which is more remote than the town I live in everyone says hi to each other and often exchanges a word or two, but if there are like a hundred people around instead of 1 or 2 there is less reason to talk>>544574120I've met some americans, they didn't seem rude or fake to me to be honest
>>544567079>euros hate small talkThe more I see these threads, the more I'm convinced mutts believe Europe is just America on opposite day.
>>544567079I don't know. I want to murder everyone that tries to small talk wigh me.
>>544574640Perhaps a trip back to Morrowind would do me some good.
>>544575018Goblins and rats. Seems like they're everywhere. I'm just waiting for the giant spiders to show up.
>>544571061That wasn't me being fake friendly, that was me being honestly mean.>WHY DONT YOU MASK YOUR FEELINGS, LIKE WE DO IN GERMANY?Retarded germ
>>544576767one thing i've noticed about those from "across the pond", from europe all the way to the far east, they love being superficial and fake.everything they do revolves around lying, scamming and just being overall fake.in america, as shitty as we are as a people (at least in the west coast), we're mostly honest (mostly)sure, there's those subversive elements, but they tend to get isolated and avoided quickly, but to the east, they lift that up as some sort of virtue.this is why europe is falling quickly, the middle east is rising in power and asia is skyrocketting.the best liars win in a system designed to lift up deceit.
>>544571219Please shut the fuck up. Take out your phone if your that bored im not going to entertain you.You disingenious mutts call it friendly aswell holyshit. Its all a show over there isnt it all fake. How about that astroturf mole huh bill? Hang yourself.
>>544577538with that attitude you will never be an american.our greatest defense is foreigners being unable to do small talk, its 100% effective.
>>544577538>Terminal autism
>>544577110Exploring jeet behavior just reveals that most people have been acting like jeets this whole time. As lukewarm as I am on puritans, nothing will convince me that leaving the Old World to found the colonies was a bad idea.
>>544577802>nothing will convince me that leaving the Old World to found the colonies was a bad idea.the only problem is that the masons came along and took control of the US.while they dont have complete control, they do have a lot, which is why they're importing jeets en masse.they can't survive in an environment of truth, they need cloaks of deception and lies to thrive, like an infection needs uncleanliness, so too the masons, jews and jeets.
Even in America people don't small talk that often. It's just a stereotype
>>544577986>meme flagsure, chaim, tell us about our country.
>>544577934I just hope that shit doesn't have to hit the fan.
>>544577802I've noticed the subhuman infantile physical mannerism are present in the mentally ill to varying degrees depending on the case.I can spot a chronic liar/narcissist/manipulator from across the room now.
>>544572753This is true. Small talk is a good thing. If you think being friendly is being fake then I'm afraid you have autism. I shouldn't have to be in love with you to mean it when I tell you cool shirt buddy or some shit. I don't know where this idea of you have to be best friends in order to mean any kindness came from
>>544567079Most Americans can't even do it anymore. It used to be an English and Scotts thing.
>>544578166>reeee singular comments that require no engagement are small talk too!Well, memefag, it would appear no one was complaining about you. Welcome to the thread. Return to lurking forever.In the event that you're just drunk, the word to best describe the subject matter is "nattering." Good luck.
>>544567079that's not true, the Brits love talking about the weather
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