Kids are going to love this car. Boys will finally be excited about cars again instead of cutting their balls off and playing video games. The future for America is brighter today.
The bright white boys maybe but they never stopped being excited. They just got crowded out by millions of browns that cannot abstract, throwing off the statistics.
Post-nut clarity, AMA
>>544573540>things various other people did before without faking it :/>things but amerimutt billionaire faking it :O
>>544573540Actually what is the point in this? The cost for the video, the event. The car, what for? Shit isn't even road legal. It's just rockets under the car how is this next gen? James bond cars had this shit in the 60s kek fuck is this about exactly.
>>544573540can't wait to see people try use the underside fan on the road and suck huge rocks into the intake destroying it all lmao
>>544573666How did it taste?
>>544573721I'll take a guess>takes attention away from>the upcoming musk documentary>the fact he's cutting off starlink to Ukraine>more snake oil salesmen shit to boost profits
>>544573721>what's this even for?T. Some loser who can't afford one
>>544573708>>544573721Lots of seething browns come out of the woodwork whenever the white man achieves something great.
>White man makes a flying car>/pol/ hates itWhat causes this?
>>544573721>Shit isn't even road legalyou wouldn't get it
>>544573800Good point lol
doesn't this thing cost like half a million dollars lmao. just another useless rich mans toy at a time when people can't even afford to keep the lights on.
>>544573800You forgot your famous lines>This is a distraction from the Ebesteen files>This is a distraction from the GENOCIDE in Gaza>You elected a pedophile
>>544573638Good thing the browns stop reproducing after the second generation.
>>544573800>snake pilOh there're are no cars?They aren't produced at scale?The batteries never work?The rockets don't go into space? The starlink satlites don't serve internet?The semis aren't being produced?The cars can't drive themselves on legal roads?The rocket car doesn't actually fly?Which cope are you on rn?
>>544573837Shills.
>>544573908Well they keep bringing in brand new ones
>>544573821can't afford what? It's just another normal shitty electric car with an ipad glued to the dash
>>544573831>White manThis isn't Hollywood it's Bollywood. I can practically smell the Bo and curry.
>>544573837You too>>544574306
>>544573540Cool jetpack stunt
>>544573984For the record both LATAM and Hindustan are now more or less below replacement rate, I guess it's all now nogs for the next 100 years.>>544573926Nta, neverthelss and to be quiet frank I think it's now evident you cant put rich business people to run government, the issue is, many left wing classicla politicians are either in corpos pockets or have based their entire careers in identity rather than class, and ultimately most of our issues are due inequality, INCLUDING getting a girlfriend so yeah, here is where chuds shut their mouth and any pretence they just wanted to bomb the system through Trump and co.
>>544573821Can you still bounce on elon's cock or does his stomach get in the way these days?
>>544573540O i love car go up wall! It’s like my hot wheels!Wahoooooooooooooooooooo!THANKS ELON!
>>544573721Distraction is my guess? Trying to give the stock a bump or something.>>544573821The people who can afford them arent even getting them.Didnt they take Roadster pre-orders of $250k back in 2018? Still no production Roadster. iirc They said in their promo that production wont even begin until '28.
>>544573721To show off SpaceX's thruster technology.
>>544574843Genuine kek
>>544574563eat shit kartoffelgehirn
>>544573734Do you really think there won't be some sort of filter or grate that stops that from happening? I highly doubt it.
>>544574971That’s a cool chinese robot buddy you have there.Do you ride in the flying car with your chinese robot buddy?So cool dude!
>>544573540>did you boys know that cars can also be airplanesYeah, kids will really love this tranny electric car pretending that it can fly. And your tax dollars paid for it so it's not like kids are going to learn socialism is bad from it either.If Elon would just do his fucking job as the CEO instead of meddling in politics leftists would be buying his faggy cars all day every day.
>>544575147the chinese have bread and circus, robot fighting, the frivolity of technology is a sign of a strong civilization that trains many engineers
>i saw a video of a car doing a flip!!! elon saved western civilization!!!
>>544575301If their universities are so advanced, why are there so many chinamen in ours?
>>544575301Incredible. Does every chinese have their own robot buddy? I am so ronery too and want a robot buddy. But we don’t do that in Germany.Society is really better when you have robot buddies and flying cars. We should all be like the chinese.
>>544573926>2017 the roadster was announced and took preorders of $50,000>it's currently 2026 and it hasn't been shipped>robotaxis>hyperloop>robots >solar tilesDon't worry your $5 in tesla stock won't be affected much lmao.>>544573887You sound mad your president is a pedophile and is going to lose the mid terms.
>>544575446what they have is unity, not infighting or cutting down each other's achievements
>>544575713Yeah dude, it’s great, chinese are all warm hearted and everyone can be their true self without judgement.
>>544573540How much propellant does that thing have? Surely you cant just use it freely and its only used incase you ride off a mountain or something? Idiots thinking theyll be able to hop over cars or fly wherever they want to go lol. I bet that demonstration exhausted all of its propellant, if it was real
>>544576122>saar that will be $7500 to refill the propellant, have a good day
>>544573540Its not a real car, its a hollowed out shell. The whole thing was basically a magic trick.
>>544573721To make all the indians online glaze and suck elons dick, he was getting upset that no one has called him irl iron man recently Aloso the Ukraine thing
>>544573540>Boys will finally be excited about cars againHow? That car is as unreachable to them as a $250,000 Aston Martin. Are these boys going to work on the jets in their driveway? Are they going to turn on their boombox in the driveway, listen to Boston, and go underneath it to change the oil, or modify the exhaust? Car culture in America is never coming back. Kids will never afford a car again, and kids will never be able to work on their own cars again.
I just need this to proceed to its logical conclusion
>>544574843Now that's impressive
>>544575315They need to be pajeets now anon
>>544573540> Kids are going to love this car.Sure, you really got to have a childish mind to be excited about it.
>>544573540>The future for America is brighter today.OP isn't.FAKE.GAY.
>>544573721It's just to hype some low IQ and midwit normies to pump up Tesla stock prices.
>>544576916>The Career Aspiration Split>In China: Over 56% of children selected astronaut as their top career goal, making science and space exploration the dominant ambition.>In the US and UK: Vlogger / YouTuber was the number one choice, with roughly 29% to 30% of kids dreaming of becoming online content creators. Astronaut ranked dead last in the West at just 11%.You've been brainwashed by foreign governments to repeat attitudes that keep america weak. American kids dream of being famous YouTube influencers, this is a disease.America must go all in on space hotwheels and you need to buy your kids tesla toys for Christmas or you're a faildad who will raise a faggot.
>>544577955Yes the chinese really have the right mindset. They are so much better than the west. We should all do it like they do IN CHINA!
>>544578119Yes they are evil and they are growing more powerful and they will rape and kill us all if our kids only aspire to be famous e-whores
>>544573721Your country is Muslim
>>544578119Daily reminder that asians aren't humans, but insects. You also don't need to feel bad about anything that happens to them or their larvae; they mimic human emotion to trick actual humans into lowering their defenses.
>>544578218Boomer sir, there are thousands if not hundreds of thousands of youtubers and influencers who make money from entertainment. That is a real career.Meanwhile you cannot become an astronaut. Chinese are dumb and all they do is faking it.
>>544573540physicslet here. how does the car stay upside down? it isn't going fast or on a track like a rollercoaster.
>>544573540Many niggers replying to this thread asking why waste money on anything other than free food for fat niggers.
>>544573721Elon wanted to do a fucking IRL barrel roll to impress reddit and 4chan. That’s how fucking retarded and immature he really is
>>544578665Apparently it’s got a vacuum inside. It sucks itself to the track like your mom to my dick.
>>544576082Why they do that to that poor doggo?
>>544579190They eat dogs, especially before the winter because they believe that eating dog keeps you healthy during the cold months.And they torture the animals to death because they think that it tenderizes the meat.
>>544573708>brown sees the chambers of a fan based downforce system for the first time because of how proprietary and under wraps they typically areI don't exactly blame you for not recognizing the structures at first glance, but if you could figure out how to post on this site your IQ is obviously high enough to infer what's going on here. Even without other photos or diagrams from the other handful of cars which have used similar systems over the last 50 or so years. I'm sure McMurtry isn't thrilled about that photo of the under carriage of the roadster circulating however.
>>544573856> when people can't even afford to keep the lights onkek, it has always been like this. Somepeople are successful and some are stupid, that is how evolution works.
>>544574843This is so cute. Thank you for making it
