None of you can remember being born, how do you know it even happened? What if you just spontaneously spawned into this reality and gradually gained sentience?>but I've seen other people been born.So what? What if this entire reality is a fake theatre just to fuck with you? How can you even know that other people are even real?
>>544585122Of course it's real. My mind could never comprehend or envision something as foul as you jeets on it's own.
>>544585122Apparently when I was born I had a mouth full of shit, and apparently thats not as uncommon as one would think.
>>544585467Who's shit, yours or your mom's?
>>544585122That doesnt look very appetizing.
>>544585995I think it was mine. My mom said I was scooped up and rushed out so they could clean my mouth, and then I was brought back. My son however had something where he had air on the outside his lungs and had to spend a week in NICU until it went away. He is almost 5 but taller than some 6 year olds
>>544586153My mom said i didnt want to come out and in retrospective i was kinda right.
>>544585122where’s my fucking foreskin
>>544586071You are not supposed to eat it, Bernd.
>>544585122I was a C-section birth.Someone has to kill Macbeth.
>>544585122>So what? What if this entire reality is a fake theatre just to fuck with you? How can you even know that other people are even real?this is called solipsism and it's extremely gay + hard countered by conviction
>>544585122>How do you even knowyou'll know when your head hits the pavement
>>544585122c-section kids weren't bornthey were removed like a tumor
>>544586319Solipsism is also the logical conclusion of all subjective idealism which is why only philosophical materialism is correct, specifically dialectical materialism.
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>>544585122i'm herei've seen others herei've seen living creatures be borni've been told i came here the same wayi see no evidence to the contrary.therefore, i was born.how do you know you weren't born?
>>544587819a similar process is being implemented in the white "genocide"you aren't being killed, you're being removed, like a tumor
>>544588549>my iq is <73>hurr>durr>wharrgarrbl>oooga booga>urhm burrhm
>>544585122What strain you smoking?
>>544586212same with me. same with my son.
>>544585122>what ifWhat if you actually used the correct word for "sapience?" Would anyone take your retarded thread seriously?
How else did I get this peaked ridge on my head if it wasn't from a now banned style of forceps delivery in the 80s, huh? Huh?!
>>544588746>retarded threadThis makes you a retard, faggot.
>>544585122How do we know we really aren’t jist baltzmann brains
>>544585122This is one thing reddit got right. Paraphrasing Hegel, they used the analogy that you can pretend that the floor is made of lava, but when you are through leaping about on the furniture, fall on the floor, and don't die a fiery death, you just go on with life. Solipsism is like that. In the end it was unnecessary; didn't change your reality, and so added no value. You get over it and go on with life.
>>544585122Cognito ergo sum. Let me know when you get to the a priori of argumentation.
>>544585122Threadly reminder every single person born has gaped their own mother
>>544585122imagine getting squeezed out of a filthy vagina and probably shat on on the way out fucken gross dude
>>544585122You were thrown into this world without your consent and now you have to find meaning in the world.
>>544590617Hegel had no concept of digital-ish simulation. More or less, none of philosophers until very recently had such a concept. inb4 MUH CAVEThe cave isn't about simulation of our entire plane of existence.Still wouldn't be strictly solipsism, per se, but could be argued that what we are experiencing isn't what really is, i.e., it's all hallucination/matrix-like mindfuck.
>>544591272>you have to find meaning in the worldNo, you don't.
>>544585122I don’t know but I think about thisimage when I’m feeling down and it sort of helps
>>544591126Is that why you are a homo?
>>544591486Satan usually starts killing babies when spirituality significant people are born. When Jesus was born, Satan influenced Herod to kill babies. Same thing happened when Moses was born. Now that the 144,000 are being born, the baby killing is extremely widespread.
>>544591656I would only want to be forgiven for not being able to save her. Though I too would have been an infant, it still weighs on me in a manner that’s hard to explain.
>>544585122I remembered.
>>544585122Wait where is the dick cutting part? Why was it mandatory to cut my dick?