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I think I know why this image is unsightly.

It is a mockery of what humanity is truly capable of.
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It's cool it's just very gimmicky. When would you ever need to drive your car upside down or launch it through the air
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>>544587328
I don't need a gimmicky car I need an affordable car
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>>544587383
like that !
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>there could be a vertical ramp here, he thought to himself
>with a tesla you can go anywhere...
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It's perfect metaphor for elon, a bullshit gimmick that looks cool for a few seconds. but never any substance behind it
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For certain 100 percent magnetic levitation has already been perfected
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>>544587328
It's the divergent jew centric timeline, where everything is some cheap grift rather than real progress.
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>>544587328
It's iconic. And it sends a message to the world
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BUCKLE UP
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Because it was a fuckign scam. They didnt even build the fans they used magnets. The car was a shell felled with gas tanks. It’s not a real car.
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>>544587547
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>>544587466
>misjudge the timing, crash into the side of the bridge at 70mph and explode
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>>544587547
it's cringe. Musk is a hotwheels autist with too much government funding.
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>This is so sad, he hollowed out a car's useless extra 2,000 pounds and put air jets inside, we could be sending that money to africa instead

You lost, tranny.
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>>544587383
It's a jumping car, not a flying car.

But to give credit where it's due, even though the jump gimmick is beyond useless, the fact that the car is light and strong enough to handle a jump like that is impressive on its own. This is the chassis tech I want on my own vehicles.
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>>544587383
In reality it would be the computer doing it for you and it would be used to skip bridge outages, hop over mud that would normally get a car stuck, would be used as an emergency air brake (it's basically an airbag for your whole car), it can correct your spin on an icy road, really a million reasons to have car-strength thrust come out of any side of a vehicle.
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>>544587328
It is unsightly because it is predictive programming involving you losing freedom of movement and access to affordable energy on the way to being replaced by machines.
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>>544587579
Sounds like a skill issue. You people need to learn how to make cars
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>>544587328
it's one huge AI video with DLSS
no car flips like that so fast with enough hydraulics
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Tesla as a company isnt about sales, car quality, beating BYD etc. Tesla is about share price hype, thats how it makes its money. Theyre selling scifi future and these little stunts help preserve the illusion.
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>>544587328
it upsets brownoids because they know they could never, ever accomplish something like that, not in a million years
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>>544587383
It's fucking gay actually. If you tried to convince me this was cool I'd bully you irl.
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>>544587328
It reminds me of the hover addon in the nes game blaster master. Its kinda based actually. It just needs a little finesse.
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>>544588030
ok, imagine you got this hot chick in your car and there's a bunch of traffic ahead and you want to impress her
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>>544587328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqCp7Z7fgg

The connection between these two people will last forever
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>>544587328
>driving a can of aerosol
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>>544588008
The biggest Elon defenders are fecaloids
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>>544588159
thats fucking awesome... I would pay like 50 grand to have that installed on my car with some type of software ai that does it for me.
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>>544588211
apparently the biggest detractors are niggers
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>>544587328
>Noooooo.... You can't just have fun!!!!11!1 That's le wrong!!!!
Fuck off retard.
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>>544587328
What a dumb commie thing to say, you’re a mockery of a thinking person
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>>544587328
correct. mankinds true potential has been stunned by an evil world created by the zero-sum negative sum coin, and abrahamic idealogical and spiritual slavery, they want you all slaves to jews so you go in circles instead of empowering your souls they want you slaves, total judeo masonic money creator death is the solution and giving everyone the ability to print money through an information certification system so work done anywhere on earth is valued the same, and more.
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>>544587328
YOU PEDOCRATS HAVE STOLEN TRILLIONS TO GIVE TO NIGGERS TO BUY VOTES
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so there is a group/entity comprised of jews, masons, bankers, working against the good of creation, they taint the transformation of the soul by tainting the world it is occurring. evolution is just energy transformation after all, and all energy transformation follows the same rules, it was all created you see. we have been trapped inside, the way out is by creating a world without the zero sum and negative sum and deception/lies of this one we are in the truth quite literally sets mankind free. the free will man is given to create a plus sum world is inverted to create a zero sum, negative sum world using currency as a weapon. nature creates life, and it is inherently plus sum, native americans for example had a better understanding than Europeans about this concept. right, so this entity created abrahamic religions to create ideological and spiritual slaves to jews, and they inverted the bible and all that jewish nonsense to enslave instead of empower the human spirit and soul, the cross is actually a plus. over the last 2000 years the main entity that has left a trail has always been the bank through it's currency issuance, nations, empires fall but the bank continues, after all what is currency without slaves to consume it. the american revolution was about this entity getting their own slaves to print against, of course it took until the 1900s to fully accomplish this with the federal reserve being created, and the 1970s to completely trick the world into debt slavery. the debt unit, fiat currency devalues work, time, life. it might be hard for the american to cope with the fact that they are nothing but their foreskin farm and cattle to print against. you see the masons brought slaves, and then freed them, from the banks point of view they need cattle to print against, because they sure as fuck weren't going to be able to move the kingdoms of england, spain, etc... Elons enleague with them, Neuralink is evil, ai is evil, their agenda is evil.
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it looks like a cheap, low-tech hollywood gimmick compared to a real engineering marvel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpWTHtwceE

many hate on elon because he comes off as a shyster. there are no vids of him actually designing or tinkering and building. he's a money man, a showman, a talker.
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>>544587328
It's a mockery of the fact that humanity has reached a technological plateau and we are not innovating at all anymore.

We wanted real flying cars. Hoverboards and all that shit. We have been stuck using the same phone format for almost 20 years. The same flat TVs for almost 20 years. It's all fucking stagnant.
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>>544587328
Capable of what, imagining in their fantasies? This is just a byproduct of America's fascination with the mediocre fiction genre of science fiction. Cars can't fly without hydraulic and rocket bullshit. There is no magical anti-gravity technology, it doesn't exist, it is something that will never take place, so you've got to grow up and get over it.
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>>544589218
Electrostatic levitation has been a thing since forever what do you mean? They just don't want you to know about it because it means the end of their shitty little economy lol.
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>>544589138
>we are not innovating at all anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgE9gI7lEZU

some are. you just have to go look for it.
oh and GM made a very sleek, efficient, beautiful EV back in the 90s called the EV1 but they shelved it indefinitely. long before tesla existed.
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>>544587662
It dropped the same amount as the market. This is an unhealthy obsession.
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In isolation it's cool, but it has extreme baggage tied to it like not being a real product, his company taking tens of billions of taxpayer money for private profit and the technology not even being new.
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>>544587804
kek
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>>544587328
>it's a mockery of what humanity is truly capable of
>t. literal faggot that spends his days sticking plastic tubes up his ass
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>>544589318
>unveil amazing flying supercar
>can’t even beat the market
Grim. Also 300+ p/e, rofl. Somebody’s gonna get hurt real bad.
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>>544587561
No shit, moron. It's a fucking prototype.
I bet you are the same retard that went "Oh my god, this rocket looks like shit and will never fly!" when they unveiled the Starship Mark 1.
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>>544587328
If by mockery you mean putting the limited-while-grand accomplishments of a small number of individuals on display to highlight the fact since humanity accomplishes so much with so little it would accomplish far more if more of it would work together then yes but you're still a cock-sucking faggot-ass like all the other queens on the web who've been chirping and making moronic remarks how they feel the flying car is silly while never having built one themselves on account of their limp wrists.

Faggots have been coming out of the woodwork by the droves to remind everyone they are do-nothings and matters-nots thanks to this car. It's already done more for humanity than all of those fags ever will put together simply by baiting the dumb shits into exposing themselves.

The car is fucking cool. If you have a problem with it then you're a joyless always-mad homo.
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I never thought a "flying" car would mind rape so many. Bravo, Elon.
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>>544589600
>Faggots have been coming out of the woodwork
Checked and based.
Leave it to the people who have never produced anything of value to criticize those who do.
Like shitty graffiti artists, they need to leave some mark that they existed and all they have ever put their skill points into is whining so that's what they do.
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>>544589138
jews
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>>544587383
in case the car ever drives off the cliff for some reason.
it will be a rare 1 in a 100 million that will need the feature but it will save a life when it happens.
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>>544589746
You are onions drinkers simple as. There is nothing more limp wristed than unwarranted adoration. When the adoration is directed towards a known leftist who hires foreigners and wants to destroy the USD and replace workers with robots and globohomo its even more repugnant. This is why the painful world that is being born is one you absolutely deserve. You can call it cool and give it all your unwarranted praise and it will not spare you.

You are rube goyberg enthusiast and nothing more than extreme normgroids with mental illness. Toxic positivity is not positivity at all it is submission.
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>>544587383
The first fucking problem you get after you start flying is fucking landing you stupid bitch. Anyone can launch shit into the air, you're gonna somehow have to match the weight of a car worth of energy in the opposite direction (upwards) and he is just showing they are working on it and if they have this solved it may lead to it becoming a reality
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>>544589138
This fucking burrito-retard is here complaining about technological stagnation when his country doesn't even have running water or laws. This is exactly the type of worthless proverbial graffiti-shitter >>544589746 is describing.

Like this fucking retard lives in a place where drinking tap water is basically suicide and he's crying that humanity didn't invent something that was cool enough because some garbage washed ashore on some beach somewhere in his toilet-"country" and he saw a picture of Doc's time machine on the remains of a magazine that had been at sea for years so he thought that meant Daddy America was going to give him a DeLorean. Now he's mad the car only hovers with thrusters instead of Hollywood magic and also doesn't travel through time.

Like you have got to be fucking kidding me with this bullshit. Do these little turdies just have no self-awareness? Do they have no ability to process the effects of their statements and cannot comprehend how their statements are self-defeating? Are they even human? What is going on here???

>>544590198
Here's another fucking idiot who thinks he's so smart and just immediately starts his argument with a contradiction totally fucking annihilating his own asshole. Do you fuckwads just get together and take stupid pills to make you all like this? Holy shit balls
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>>544590366
You're so flustered you can't even make an argument. All you know how to do is seek in group validation like any other leftist. Which makes sense because you worship the ground this socialist walks on while he produces nothing of value for you. This is why 70-80% of the young generation is not reproducing. You are all under a normgroid sissy hypno spell.
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>>544590198
How dare you, dickwad. You come in here, project some bullshit and pretend you are superior when you don't know dick from shit.
Keep masturbating to your own superiority though because no one is going to be able to pull your head out of your ass to listen to anything anyone else would say.
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>>544590366
I totally hope Elon reads all this and gives you a job bro. I sure didn’t.
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>>544590366
>urrrrp urrrrp urrrrrp baaaaased Elon!!! so epic!!! over 9000!!!! urrp urrrrp

Kill yourself.
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>>544590444
Calling me superior is just you acknowledging me from where you stand as nothing more than beast of burden. Its not my fault you're animals who seek in group approval with toxic positivity just like social justice warriors. I do not believe I am superior at all. I simply understand that you're PT Barnum's suckers and get what you deserve. You're the same as sportsball enthusiast who wear other men's names on your backs as walking billboards.
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>>544590440
>u r mad
I accept your surrender.

And I don't need to make any argument. I said the car is cool as fuck and if you don't like it then you're just angry for no reason and very vocal about it while nobody cares. I don't need to make any argument because I don't respect you or your statement. I'm telling you you're a fucking faggot retard and I'm telling you to shut the fuck up and fuck off because nobody gives a fuck about your gay little opinions that all you always-mad gays are always so eager to share. :D
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>>544590506
Haha, >>544590366 fucking got your ass all butthurt because you know it's true.
Seethe more beaner.
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>>544590551
You're happy for no reason because you're empty vessels.
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>>544590506
Are those the sounds you make after you drink the water that comes out of your tap? Stay mad and stay Mexican.
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>>544590542
>I do not believe I am superior at all.
Good, because you're not.
IMAX might send people to find out how you project so well though.
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>>544587804
that video reminds me of the shit that I used to do when I was a teenager and worked at my friends stepdad's junk yard.
we would play demolition derby with the old cars and use the big machines to tear them apart and smash them.
I would blow up stuff all the time and shoot oxygen tanks across the river.
it was just me and my 2 buddies working.
most of the time there was 0 adult supervision.
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>>544590578
I'm happy because the car is fucking cool as fuck. That's where it ends for me. I see a fucking cool machine doing some fucking cool shit and I'm like wow cool awesome all right great! You're always-mad because you will never accomplish anything worth discussing and so looking at the accomplishments of others reminds you of this which makes you very angry and that is why you will stay angry.
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>>544590551
>I don't need to make any argument because I don't respect you or your statement.
Fuckin' got 'em.
Dickhead is why picrel exists.
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>>544590628
Keep up that toxic positivity for the panopticon surely it will save you lmao. I never thought I would see this place so full of bitch made consumers asking to be made slaves. The globohomo support network has never been more obvious.
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>>544587328
yurop could never they can't even make chips
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>>544590673
No man nobody asked you to prove anything. Nobody asked you to get involved in the conversation. Nobody asked for your gay opinion. Nobody is asking you for anything. Nobody cares about you. Nobody even knows you exist.

What a fucking psycho. This is why you'll die alone. Holy fuck hahahaha
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>>544588133
I loved that game.
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>>544590661
I accomplished more than you by virtue of being able to call a scam a scam and address what Musk is actually up to, which is going after your freedom of movement and autonomy as people being replaced by machines. But go ahead and lay down and call it cool while it eats you. This is preferable to you surviving.
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>>544590754
Okay bye don't come back!
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>>544590779
I'm going nowhere, I get to watch this place eat crow every year and I'm not stopping anytime soon. I will be here rubbing your face in it as it consumes you.
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>>544587547
>And it sends a message to the world
America is cringe, showy and full of meaningless gimmicks?
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>>544587466
FAA will probly demand anyone have full blown vtol pilot license before you can even turn the thing on
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>>544590731
I don't ask for permission, faggot.
Fuck you for being a dick and fuck me for trying to be nice to you.
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>>544587383
>low iq
ACK yourself retardino.
This is a demonstration of potential use cases, such as jumping over a deer crossing the street at night.
Goddamn why are you brownoids so fucking dumb?
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>>544587425
then afford one, pussy. what the fuck?
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>>544587328
>>544587383
>>544587328
it's so the super wealthy can fly above the streets stacked with the curry jeets and niggers they are flooding your country with.
Voted for this award
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>>544587328
>unsightly
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Ooga booga new thing bad ooga booga I no see use in new thing ooga booga i am say so must be law

Sub Saharan African all over your DNA might as well move there
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>>544587328
>Put booster on thing
>It flies
Woah.
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>>544587383
It's a nigger avoidance system
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>>544587425
just take the bus, then.
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>>544590904
can't wait for china to make the exact same car with stolen tech 10 years later and be lauded as the most advanced nation on earth.
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>>544587547
>people watching
Kek, pls sign waiver form before watching ‘I realize car in air is dangerous activity’
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>>544587328
Yeah. It feels very "Indian".
Musk is spiritually indian too.
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>>544587561
>magnets
It’s a fuxking hollywood trick, not a prototype vehicle
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>>544587482
Haha. Yeah.. came here to post something similar
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>>544587662
OH NO!!!!!!! from 365 to 350??????
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>>544587328
What's up with those "mutts make flying cars euroGODS make attached bottle caps lol" boomber memes being spammed everywhere? What do kike propagandists gain from such low IQ disinfo? ASML EUV machines and ozempic are the two most important innovations of the last 20 years and they're both european and that flying car is a pump and dump share stunt
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>>544587547
>a jew’s basedjacking at it like a jeet
Predictable
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How does the actual propulsion system work. Wouldn't you need an ungodly amount of force to do something like this?

How much does that weigh? What's in those booster? Rocket fuel?
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>>544589138
TV's are by far the worst humiliation ritual
close to 20 years since the last crt's were made and there's nothing that curbstomps them on every metric, you have to pick compromises
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>>544587561
>a fuckign scam
they did it though
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>>544587425
BTW, we already have flying cars. They are called 'helicopters' you imbeciles.
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>>544589592
The finest H1b panel beaters from Jallallabad were employed to make this rocket
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>>544587328
>Brapmobil.jpg
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>>544591334
Braking and swerving with the same impulse buys more distance. This would only be of interest in a single lane situation. For deer crossings, there's quite often lots of funny green brown stuff overhead. Automated braking for animals is possible for more than a decade, yet it is not implemented for "safety".
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>>544587690
AI object recognition and situation analysis that could determine the "insurance safe" application of emergency thrusters can very likely avoid almost all these situations. It would slow down and properly steer for ice, determine a quick proper path around the mud using satellite images or other car to car data, detect and keep proper distance to pedestrians, use low beam and dynamic dark zones in the woods so animals can see and don't jump in front of the car. This has some military applications, but 99% of the military is a tax scam anyways. Proper defense kills the attackers, meaning the politicians and high ranking officers, not the trapped soldiers forced to attack.
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>>544591604
>just take the bus, then.
Bus? I think you mean the Loser Cruiser
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>>544587328
Reminder. The first animal, man, woman, satellite, planetary explorer (Venus) was done by the Soviet Union/Russia first. Still to this day the US relies on Russia Soyuz rockets to send supplies to the ISS, of which Russia helped construct.

The moon landing was faked, be thankful for modern technology, such as SpaceX for example, that could actually make it happen for real today.
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>>544587328
Reminds me of this old meme.
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>>544587328
If the car could levitate why wouldn't they show that?
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>>544587383
Holy shit you americans are retarded

This is not a feature like airbags, cruise control or air conditioning meant for mass market. This is what is called a publicity stunt.

All you fucking mouth breathers whinging about how 'impractical' this PUBLICITY STUNT is should ventilate your own skull with a shotgun



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