So I’m not washing my hair anymore. Apparently you’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead Sea minerals.”Oh. Interesting.So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom, and somehow Israel is involved. How did that happen? I wanted clean hair. I didn’t ask for a strategic partnership.And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it. Forever.Then my wife says, “Tucker, please. You smell.”I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single one of my questions. She went straight to the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.If Netanyahu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.Until then, the oils stay.
>>544587433You don't use shampoo. You use apple cider vinegar once a week.
>>544587433God damn Jews in my pubes
>>544587433>caricaturization of a person to delegitimize their pointi'm not saying it doesn't work, it just doesn't work on /pol/
>>544587553sir, those are crabs.
>>544587740Lighten up little chuddie
>>544587433btw this is one of the main reasons to shave your head.
>>544587433Still not dying for israel.
use egg yolks once a monthsauce: some retard himbo on youtube who is obsessed with his own mane
nice write-up. read it in his voice. too bad there's no easy way to get Ai to read it that way. i could probably find a chink ai to do it but too lazy. already can do it in my mind and i don't even watch tucker often. maybe once a month. funny dude. weird.
>>544587549>once a weekScalp sebum is packed full of DHT. Let it sit on your head to go bald faster and own the shampoo jew.
Having sex with women used to feel good. Not anymore!
>>544591258Then become a woman yourself, faggot.
>>544587433>another anti-tucker shill thread>it's another memeflagI already knew before I clicked on the thread lmao
>>544587549I do this too, the Roman’s were right
>>544587433At least he uses shampoo. What do you wash your hair with, cow urine and feces?
>>544587433basedfuck jews and their "hygiene"
>>544589240Lowkey I might do it. I'll wash my hair then the next day when I go to brush it it's really greasy
>>544590698Glad im not the only one. Also read shit in Bens voice sometimes. The Tucker Ben beef is like a homosexual love quarrel thing pretty funny to watch
>>544591156>natural moisturizer produced by your scalp makes you bald>just buy these products to not go bald
>>544592395>natural moisturizer produced by your scalp makes you baldWelcome to hell.
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>>544587433maybe you didnt watch Fight Club, but pure soap is made from nothing but oil (any kind of oil, animal, vegetable) and wood ash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT7KJp_YNq0
>>544587433I kinda liked how he brought in this commercial.I loled.
