why is paid wingwoman not a thing?
>>544587851Just wear a wedding ring does the same trick
Women are true genetic advesaries to each other wheras men are rewarded for having each others backs because the simulation rewarded them for the hunt that brings back calories for all.Women by DNA feel an urge to break up any assembly of men that they can possibly disrupt by behaving.You will not believe this until you see it with your own eyes and confront it, and hear the ready scream of the persecuted female.
>can't get a gf because no one finds you attractive>everyone finds you attractive when you have a gfWhy hasn't AI solved this thucydides trap?
>>544588870there was probably some sort of shaming ritual we used to do, or spray them with the hose
>>544588870>>544588888Because it can't solve anything
>>544588674>Women by DNA feel an urge to break up any assembly of men that they can possibly disrupt by behaving.Even if the woman does exactly everything right it will still cast a "spell" on the defilers.
>>544587979Wasn't there a whole movie about this?
>>544588982The hurdles high as lego stones.
>>544589189>Originally titled Holiday in Hawaii and then Pretend Wife, it was produced by Sandler's Happy Madison
>>544588870When I had a GF women women constantly tried to get me to cheat then once I was single those same women were all busy.
>>544587979This x1000. I got rings for my GF and I so customers would stop hitting on me and it just made things worse.
>>544587851Never will I pay for sex, but I would pay for this.
>>544587851Wingwoman isn’t even a thing at all because women subconsciously ally with other women even if they start with the explicitly stated goal of helping you out.They’re not -actually- going to help you get a girl hotter than they are. NO lesbian is going to appreciate it when you can get a better girl than her so that’s the stupidest fucking idea imaginable.You can’t even pay women to do something like this because they’ll end up “doing” it with a bias toward what they think is a justified outcome rather than shooting for the best possible outcome for the client. It would be like your financial advisor trying harder to make sure you don’t own a fraction of a share of a “problematic” company like Philip Morris than actually trying to make youmoney.In other words it’s not a bad idea but women will not be doing it.
https://youtu.be/bg632hQgy7Q
>>544588674> on pol>believing this for real> "muh bro code">falling for a slide threadGtfo nigger, how dare you post anything when you're retarded and underaged. Also take your own advise cause you havent seen it either you fucking cancer
>>544589501>women subconsciously ally with other womenWrong. Women subconsciously try to sabotage other women in every single way.
>>544589810You could make the same point by approaching from that perspective. A woman will never intentionally do a good job as a wing woman because then she’s benefitting another woman.Women aren’t generally happy to do anything for men at the expense of another woman, though. Studies have shown they have more empathy for pictures of women they’ve never seen before than their own sons. Being a wingman isn’t an opportunity for intrasexual competition for them, it’s an inorganic disadvantage to all women according to them. It removes the gatekeeping to a degree enough to make them uncomfortable.
>>544589810My mother and sister spent my childhood screaming at me not to objectify women and to respect womens rights, any criticism of any other woman that they are related to or friends with gets met with immediate screaming or shouting which I was not allowed to reciprocate.Women use defending other women as a tool they can use to humiliate or shame men
