DO NOT SUGGEST ME TO ENLIST TO THE MILITARY AND/OR TO GO TO UKRAINEHow do I kill myself in this country without using gases and without participating in the war-like activities?
go to ukraine
>>544594245Stand in guard at an oil refinery.
Why kill yourself though? Are you a cripple or something?
>>544594245Go to Kamchatka, take a deadly amount of painkillers, wander around the woods near Klyuchevskaya Sopka until you get mauled by an adult male grizzly bear
>>544594288I don't think guards even die as a result of drone strikes? Unironically>>544594291Because this country sucks and I don't want to live in it, so I would rather not live at all
Join the Ukrainian's Russian legion and make some friends.I'm serious.
>>544594291No, but he probably doesn't want to become one.
>>544594245Suicide bomb your Israeli embassy.You didn't say anything about terrorist activites.
>>544594342Obviously I mean a reasonably reliable method to kms. Terrorist activities will just have you get caught and put into prison, where you won't be able to kms
why would you want to kill yourself when there is a ton of hot russian women
>>544594245Liver failure from excessive drinking.
>>544594319>I don't want to live in itYou know you could just leave, right?
>>544594390Why kill yourself when you could just get a kpop-like girl? See how dumb you sound.
Just come to America, OP. Russians keep flooding here.
>>544594245you wont do shit
>>544594427It is practically impossible for an average retard like me that isn't a nurse or a top professional in some field or something to do that, as long as the target country is a developed (first world) country.If the target country is a developing country, then what's the point of doing that? I don't want to move from one shithole to another shithole, it's not going to make me want to live more
>>544594319>Because this country sucks and I don't want to live in it, so I would rather not live at allWhy not just run away to Georgia or something? Like over a hundred thousand russoids already crossed their border after mobilization rumors. Russians in Berlin are enjoying a nice life shilling for the AfD and you're out here wanting to kill yourself
jadnigger plshow many of these threads are you gonna make?go back to your ukranny homeland already
>>544594383You have junkies in your region? Talk to them and ask what they are having, make sure you are drunk smell like alcohol and look raggedy. If they say anything opiate related pretend you let them "scam" you by selling you at more than market price (money doesn't matter where you're going). Make opiate stash. KYS.
>>544594383Large blocks of explosives are pretty reliable.Your government even has approved methods using grenades for soldiers lmfao.
>>544594508oh ahahaha, i forgot about this moron, fucking tatar mutt
>>544594464well he can die by std or aids.If he wants to die
>>544594505>Why not just run away to Georgia or something?Living in another developing country isn't really going to make want to live. I want to live in a developed country.>Russians in Berlin are enjoying a nice life shilling for the AfDThey're either skilled or just lucky, I don't have that>>544594508I thought I already told you I don't lurk or post on /uhg/ or /chug/
>>544594245Find the nearest nigger, stick your head up his arse and wear him like a balaclava until you pass out and die
are these larp sessions supposed to fool anyone?you literally post the thread link in your discord server to get any replies
>>544594508Anon, that's a well know German zigger, someone else has just done the "Oops I posted the wrong image" meme with a Russian flag.
>>544594319move to northern kazakhstan
>>544594580who are you trying to fool, shlomo?do you think anyone outside your discord server and the people that make fun of you are gonna bother reading anything in this thread?
go to some putinist political rally and blow yourself up to take abit of that trash with you
>>544594569>I want to live in a developed country.just for clarification sake, what would change in your life if one day you were to live in Germany or Sweden?
>>544594245Are you really that retarded nigger, stop eating and drinking gd use Google or something faggot
>>544594245
>>544594245Ruslan zinin
but seriously just go to ukraine
>>544594556Russia is like the capital of white people HIV.
>>544594673I might start wanting to live
>>544594675Literally everyone is saying it's very difficult to do that
>>544594569>I want to live in a developed countryThen either put some effort into learning a skill or say you're a trans refugee. What would your parents think if they found out you killed yourself after they spent 18 years raising you?
>>544594710Yes. Russia has substantially higher HIV rates than South Korea by a wide margin.Key comparisons (recent data, roughly 2023–2025)Prevalence (people living with HIV)Russia: Estimates range from about 900,000 (registered/under care) to 1.1–1.25 million total. Overall prevalence is around 890 cases per 100,000 people (≈0.89%). Among adults aged 15–50 it exceeds 1% (about 1 in 100), and reaches around 4% in some groups such as men aged 40–45. It has the highest prevalence in Europe.ThemoscowtimesSouth Korea: Roughly 16,500–17,600 people living with HIV (mostly Korean nationals; total including foreigners is similar in scale). Prevalence is about 32 per 100,000 (≈0.03%).
>>544594710russia is not in the top 10 of HIV cases in europe
>>544594770He's retarded. Starvation is more than 2 weeks of suffering. You'll start passing out every time you stand up. It's a terrible idea
>>544594741yeah but why? I dont know maybe you like picrel so much it is a torture living without eating those everyday. I guess i m asking for specific toggles that flip your switch of wanting to live or not
Move to Ukraine and enlist
>>544594245>How do I kill myself in this country?I've seen videos of Russian people train-surfing or climbing old soviet buildings for adrenaline. You might want to look into that.
>>544594319>Because this country sucks and I don't want to live in it, so I would rather not live at allI guess poverty is the issue, because being poor sucks whereever you are. That's a problem that can be solved.
>>544594822Russia ranks first (highest) in Europe for HIV rates, both in prevalence (proportion of the population living with HIV) and typically in new diagnosis rates.PrevalenceMultiple recent sources, including WHO data cited in 2025–2026 reports, place Russia at the top in Europe. Its HIV prevalence is around 890 cases per 100,000 people (≈0.89% overall). Among adults aged 15–50 it exceeds 1%, and it reaches about 4% in some groups (e.g., men aged 40–45). Estimates of people living with HIV range from roughly 900,000 (officially registered/under care) to 1.1–1.25 million. This is substantially higher than in other European countries (for comparison: France ≈358, UK ≈191, Sweden ≈171 per 100,000). Sources explicitly describe Russia as having the highest proportion of people living with HIV in Europe (around 1–1.5% in broader estimates).
>>544594822No, it is #1 in Europe. True story
>>544594788>learning a skillUnfortunately the only skill I have is tech work, i.e. webshit programming, maybe could get into devops or something, but the tech market is totally dead in Russia and globally. I don't know what other skills that a retard like me can learn that are actually sought-after enough for employers to bother hiring a foreigner. Especially in English speaking countries, since I don't know any other language right now>say you're a trans refugeeWell I do unironically want to be a woman, and I guess it would work if I actually started hormones, but something about it I don't really like. How am I gonna talk to my sister and my parents afterwards?>What would your parents think if they found out you killed yourself after they spent 18 years raising you?I feel bad for them, especially given that they didn't really achieve anything in their life besides having kids. I don't know, perhaps I could wait until they die before kmsing, unless the urge gets too strong
>>544594245>DO NOT SUGGEST ME
>>544594245You’re such a gay homo >”I wanna die but it’s not gonna be me impaling myself on actual bad things in the world so that maybe anyone else like me might wanna live or something”Who fucking cares shoot your throat and miss the vitals. Suffer faggot.
>>544594959>How am I gonna talk to my sister and my parents afterwards?You're considering suicide. Talking to people is clearly not a deciding factor here
>>544595148What are you talking about? Of course if I kill myself, I won't need to talk to anyone, but I don't, I will need to do that, and me being on hormones would present a new problem in that regard
>>544594245Just troon out already. I'm dead serious.>inb4 I don't want to be a trannieYou are already cooked with a gender dysphoria. It's not going to disappear. Technology improves at a rapid pace and swapping the gender will only become easier and more acceptable than ever, with time. >inb4 but I live in Russia! I know (not irl) way too many trannies in Russia. Especially, Moscow.>inb4 Living as a born male fucked me up!This is just an excuse. Not doing anything will make it worse.
>>544594959>How am I gonna talk to my sister and my parents afterwards?I don't know man I guess just tell them the truth and say it's either this or suicide. If you've assessed that it's literally impossible for you to learn a new skill good enough to get you out then the only way I can think of is trying to be granted "asylum" and that usually works best for troons. Maybe they could allow you to stay if you say you're fleeing mobilization but it's not guaranteed
>>544594934>>544594906no nigger, it is literally not in the top 10all your sources are ukrainei checked itthey claim numbers sourced from russian state stats that literally do not exist
u poasted this yestadaaayy!!!
>>544595183Okay, but the post is about me living in Russia, I don't usually get sad with both of these things at the same time for some reason, it is living in Russia that is making me want to kms today
in america we have a secret and ezpz way out.but i'm not goyna tell u because it took innovation to discover it. no gas needed.ok fine i tell u...lots of tylenol. hole bottle.
>>544595223>If you've assessed that it's literally impossible for you to learn a new skill good enough to get youWell I wouldn't say that, I'm just genuinely not aware of any jobs that are so highly sought-after that employers from foreign countries are willing to hire/sponsor foreigners without ever seeing them in real life first, especially in English-speaking countries
>>544595148I grew up my whole life dealing with emotional duress and mental suffering. Either you’re suicidal or you’re fucking not.>let the world eat you, let other lives make you feel this wayOP never had a father/leader figure or perhaps ever grew a fucking cock and as a result has the mentality of someone shuffling around with 20 up his asshole. Are you (op) EVER going to get mad. This is YOUR life. GET yours. And when it’s time to go fucking do a stunt people will remember you for, and pick a good one that will have people raising their eyebrows, not some demented faggot shooting children or some gay MKultra niggerbrained faggot shit. You could be the last person on earth and still a GOD DAMN SLAVE.Get the fuck out of your dumb gutter OP you faggot
>>544595227The only thing that beats one source is another source
>>544594245Die historic on the fury road. you will be awaited in Valhalla.
Not sure if there's even any point in wasting money to get a passport at this point
>>544594245There are russians trying to sabotage the war effort. You should join them.
>>544594245First off man, don't kill yourself, come to the US or something.Second off, I understand being poor in Russia sucks, but if you've reached this point then you've accepted death; the only way in life is up. You could do well in a place like Alaska, working at a fishery or something.
>>544594245Дeбил, caмoyбийcтвo зaпpeщeнo зaкoнoм. Cтyкaнyл нa тeбя в ФCБ, нaдeюcь, тeбя нaбyтылят.
>>544596010>come to the USAnd how am I supposed to do that? Of course if I could move to a developed country, I wouldn't feel the need to kill myself
>>544596106Travel to Mexico and cross the southern US border. Or take a boat to Alaska from the far east of Russia. If you want to get asylum, just start taunting the regime publicly with stuff they don't agree with. Once they start oppressing you, collect it as the evidence and use it later in your asylum's application. Or grow a bunch of skills and then move legally. None of this sounds like an impossible task.
>>544594245Go to Tuva and flash some dollars in a local bar
>>544595227So, do you often encourage people look for the sources to get factual information when you are shilling disinformation to the western fringe retards online as a destabilization op?
Cross the border to yurop and start killing yuropoors, the more the better
>>544594245why you keep making threads tranny?
>>544594493Serious question: can you go to Ukraine and fake an Ukrainian passport then move to the EU as an Ukrainian refugee?
>>544596504By the way, he says nigger like a black person does. He has no idea the nuance of it.
>>544596401>grow a bunch of skills and then move legallyName the skill that lets you immigrate into the US as a skilled worker (and get a citizenship down the road)>If you want to get asylumNo, but I were to get one, I'd imagine become a tranny is a better way
>>544594245Just do something insulting to Islam or Judaism, and Vlad Jewtin will kill you personally. Carry around a flag with a Swastika on it.
>>544594245by joining buddhist monastery and escaping cycles of rebirth. only way. otherwise it loops.
You could fight Russian draft officer for his gun.
>>544594319>Because this country sucks and I don't want to live in it, so I would rather not live at allnice vpn hohol
>>544597818>Because this country sucks and I don't want to live in it, so I would rather not live at allits probably the most Russian thing ever said other than rape punishment
>>544594339treat your aids pidor
>>544594245wait like 40 years and your body will sort that out.
Go and become a monk, it's completely free. The conditions are easy to meet:>don't be really old>don't have a bunch of debts>don't be avoiding military service Seems kind of liberating actually, to just throw it all away and start anew.
>>544594245Easiest way? Hanging.Least painful way? Overdose on a combination of alcohol, opioids and benzos. You will just stop breathing.Either way killing yourself is a pussy option and you WILL incur -1000 000 cosmic izzat and be reborn as a hindu rape rat. Just leave your country to whatever shithole you can and work your way up from there.
>>544598078>work your way up from thereImpossible>rebornRebirth isn't real
>>544594245Carbon monoxide, car in garage poisoning. Low pain index. Chosen method of IRS victim Popcorn Sutton. Can't go wrong. Alternatively, get married to a woman. Pain index: High.
>>544594493You can get refugee status in Europe if you fake a mobilization order as a Russian, i know Estonia, Finland and Norway accept that as a cause
>>544594245drink vodka upside down
>>544598129listen, I know you're trolling, but i'll bite anyway. do you have a lighter? loser as you are, you probably smoke, so you must have.so, take the lighter and a russian flag, go to the center of your city and set the flag on fire. to be 100% sure that your life will end you can do the same with Israel flag as well. antisemitism has death penalty in every jewish controlled nation. no exceptions (unless you're on mossad payroll).
>>544594245Drink yourself to death like everyone else there.
>>544598129You hope it's not real
